New RLM - X-men apocalypse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjNSCLQGzLA
Let me guess...they didn't like it.
Why does it seem like half of their HiTB reviews now are just lukewarm praise for the newest capeshit movie?
They're going to rape it.
No Rich though, isn't he usually with them on the superhero movies?
>>70228721
>DUDE EVERY MOVIE COMING OUT THESE DAYS IS CAPE SHIT, LETS PARODY IT IN MANY VIDEOS
>OH ALSO, LETS REVIEW EVERY.SINGLE.ONE OF THEM on HALF IN THE BAG INSTEAD OF ACTUAL GOOD MOVIES, HAHA
Fuck these faggots.
reddit cuck memedia
>>70228721
RLaMe
>>70228721
Thanks downvoted it
>>70228855
Rich isn't an X-Men fan.
>>70229163
great sort of tidbit to know off the top of your head
Yay more capeshit
>So Jay, what do you think about X-men Apocalypse?
>I thought it was okay
>new episode
>tfw Jay drank Rich's blood
>tfw Jay is a vampire
Its a better flick than civl war and they said it
this is why they are bestreviews
>>70228807
Because that's half of the movies anyone sees anymore
>>70229408
>Its a better flick than civl war and they said it
They've completely lost it. Apocalypse was fine but Civil War was way better on all aspects.
RLM FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>70228804
It was everything Mike hoped it would be.
>more Jay is a homosexual jokes
not even subtle anymore
>>70229489
They said Civil War was a better movie in all aspects, but they enjoyed Apocalypse more. Because Marvelshit is soulless.
lmao munn turned down the GF role in deadpool for this?!
>>70229557
Mike feels threatened by how sexy Jay has become.
>>70228804
it'd be boring if they thought everything was great, no one wants a review that only brings up the good stuff
>they both liked it
haha time for /tv/ to pretend to like it
>>70228804
Do they even have oppinions? They recommend every movie the review.
the two old guys who are lukewarm on everything show
>>70229745
Jay said it was an entertaining mess.
Mike said he liked it because it turned into a complete schlock.
>>70229800
yes, they liked it
Fuck off, Mike.
>>70230093
>Can't tell when Mike is being sarcastic.
>>70228721
I haven't watched the film yet so I'm not going to watch this :^(
>>70228721
>"Is this the girl from Brooklyn?"
Really...
> puts picture of Peter Dinklage on Jay
What did they mean by this?
>>70230678
who cares
>>70229580
Deadpool was dogshit, who cares?
>>70230678
That his dinklange is little.
really good ending to a video
>>70229578
Oh yeah, X-Men has more soul into it, what with the constant stream of burning through mutants like mad, JLaw Mystique suddenly being the key to everything and such.
It's a 5/10 and it's getting treated as such.
Red Letter Media is the singular beacon of glimmering hope in this endless, onslaught of despair that I have come to know as my life.
Thank you Michael Stoklasa, thank you so much for everything.
>>70230678
he has a thing for small men
>>70229580
>implying this wasn't coming off the heels of DOFP and didn't stand a much higher chance of being good than Deadpool
>implying it doesn't make sense that she'd rather be superhero than a superhero's girlfriend
>implying having literal sausages in your mouth makes you a whore
>>70229489
Not at all.
X-Men Apocalypse is to the rest of the franchise what The Force Awakens is to the other Star Wars movies.
Just a sequel for the sake of making a sequel.
DOFP was much better and it would have been a great ending to the franchise.
Completely unnecessary, added nothing to the franchise, brought nothing new to the table.
Still the same ''THE NEXT MOVIE WILL BE *THE* X-MEN MOVIE'' ending with Magneto going full retard.
>>70231130
meant for
>>70229578
>>70231130
>ending to the franchise
>let's stop making movies that print money
said nobody ever
>>70231248
Exactly, if it had any soul, they would have ended the franchise right there, with the previous and new cast coming together, happy ending and fixing up all the fucked up continuity of the franchise, and maybe reboot it in a few years.
But nope, they had to pull off the most unnecesary sequel since Cocrodile Dundee in Los Angeles.
>>70229114
Just so you know, downvoting helps them more than it hurts them.
>>70231363
Implying a capitalist industry ever had a soul
i liked Xmen more then BvS or CivilWar too. surprisingly enough i had hyped for latter 2 while i didnt even watch any trailer of xmen except that stupid one they forced in theaters.
also xmen has much much more better cast its not even comparable.
isaac,fassbender,mcavoy,jackman etc.
civil war felt like joke to me.
BvS had chance to be good but script literally fucked up movie.
i gave Xmen Solid 7 while civil war is 6 and BvS is 4
>>70231619
That's exactly what i'm saying.
>>70231630
Thats funny, X-Men felt like a joke to me and I love Civil War.
>>70231630
Isaac is completely wasted, he had absolutely nothing to work with and he's just a generic bad guy.
Fassbender phoned in this one and that Darth Vader ''NOOOOOO'' was fucking laughable.
McAvoy seems to be the only one that still cares.
Not going to say anything about Jackman because he was only in a 3 minute scene.
This is the blandest capeshit since The Wolverine.
The stakes were supposedly higher than ever, but I just didn't feel anything.
Plus Jean defeating Apocalypse with Phoenix ''Mary Sue'' Force powers was just an asspull.
Jean shouldn't be able to use those abilities yet considering she has had almost no training.
>>70231728
Different tastes i guess. I couldnt just get heroes fighting to kill each other that supposedly friend in all these 15 movies released before. Also black panther motivation felt like joke.
Xmen is much better summer flick .
Mike is a fucking idiot. He LIKED this film? Somehow this is better than Civil War to him?
And as much as this film was garbage, boy do they really miss plot details.
> WHY DOES APOC WANT XAVIER
> WHY WAS APOC TRANSFERRING TO OSCAR ISAAC IN THE FLASHBACK
Just shit like that which is clearly spelled out in the film to the point of dumb.
>>70231792
They never wanted to kill each other.
Hell, the airport fight begins with Tony begging Cap to just stop.
>>70231762
Fassbender didnt phone in this. did you even watch movie? forest scene was one of the most powerful scenes in capeshit by far.
isaac was still better then all mcu villains while not great as Raimi villains of course he is memorable character enough also not CGI shit like ultron.
i agree your comment with The Wolverine though.
>>70231792
They were fighting but not trying to kill each other. The movie exists to explain that, not like it came out of nowhere.
>>70231824
>look people like different things
>lets hate them and call them idiot
get a life you fucking loser
>>70231890
>isaac was still better then all mcu villains
No he wasn't.
He was just yet another bad guy, just this time he was like a grandpa complaining about how different things were in the ''old days''.
>>70231940
I don't think a /tv/ redditor gets to tell others to get a life, or to call others losers.
>>70231762
how else they should defeat apocalypse dumbass?
jean is ultimate mutant , others could easily defeated by apocalypse.
you are just now being silly.
if she was a man you would have no problem i guess
Why do they only review capeshit?
>>70231130
>DOFP was much better and it would have been a great ending to the franchise.
Well guess what, Singer wants a proper send-off to the original cast.
>I hope so. The night we had a little screening for the cast, I went and saw Patrick Stewart’s wife sing at a local venue with Ian McKellen. The two of us were sitting there watching Patrick’s lovely wife sing — she has a great voice — and I was thinking, yeah, at some point it would be lovely to see them all again. They’re all great actors and great people, and I had great experiences with them. I’d love to see that happen — it’s just you have to figure it out. How do you do that? You can’t do it for the sake of doing it — you have to do it right. Or else it’s just one of those cobbled-together things.
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Why-Bryan-Singer-Wants-Bring-Back-Original-Cast-Next-X-Men-Movie-133657.html
>>70232000
>WOW YOU ARE A SUCH A MISOGYNIST
>>70232040
>a proper
But why?
DOFP was already a proper sendoff to the original cast, and to the entire franchise if they had made the ending a bit more complete.
>>70232035
They review the biggest movies or things that appeal to them.
>>70232035
they occasionally change it up by reviewing generic horror movie of the month
>>70232000
Maybe they just shouldn't have made Apocalypse the villain of a movie where the X-Men are just teenage newbies.
Now they come off as ridiculously strong considering they made them defeat one of the most powerful enemies the X-Men ever had.
Don't know what's left now.
>if she was a man you would have no problem i guess
Phoenix Force has always been bullshit, but it's even more bullshit that an unexperienced, 20 year old Jean used them out of absolutely nowhere with no trouble.
>>70232100
>But why?
Because Singer is a fucking idiot and can't let go of the franchise.
>>70232040
>they record Ian's scenes first
It's going to be Christopher Lee and The Hobbit all over again.
How does Jay not know what Apocalypse wants? he mentions that he wants to cleanse civilization to allow only the strong to survive several times and there is an entire scene where he disarms "human systems".
>>70232044
i am not . stop with these bullshit. jean is established character much long before this SJW crap.
is it so anormal to make a powerful female character
>>70228721
>shit on Man of Steel
>give X-Men: Apocalypse a pass
how
>>70232306
No, Jean is really powerful, in fact I love non-Bendis Scarlet Witch, but having her use Phoenix Force this soon is just bullshit.
It's as if they made Iron Man's first armor in IM1 be the Extremis armor.
>>70232386
it's been established since like 1979 that Jean always had phoenix-level abilities and Xavier helped suppress them (without her consent.) This is one of the things Dark Phoenix was pissed off about.
>>70232386
except its clearly mentioned multiple times she cant control her power
>>70232386
Yea man, this is a pretty common thing. I think you're off on this.
I'm pissed they're doing Phoenix again because it's played out. Not that it's not comic accurate.
>>70232386
>but having her use Phoenix Force this soon is just bullshit.
Not if the next movie is allegedly an adaptation of the Dark Phoenix Saga.
>RLM shilling is allowed
>AVGN threads get deleted on sight
MODS = JOKES
>>70232040
>alien page's horrible body posture
>>70232655
its probably Mr sinister.
>>70231089
>implying taking a role that has no lines and the character dies so no possibly of being in sequels but you get to dress like a whore and be on the poster doesn't make you a whore
>>70232678
I think the mods are still hard on AVGN because people were constantly shitposting about him being a cuck and flooding /tv/ and /v/ with that shit
>>70232874
and yet there are three RLM threads up right now
>>70231052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoPDDQWRFhc
>The x movie was well made, but I've enjoyed the y one because it's more entertaining
It's not because of capeshit, but I can't stand the MST3K generation. Each and everyone of them has a blog or youtube channel
>he aint' po no mo
Oscar Isaac BTFO
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS
>>70233413
laughed like a mad man t b h faaam
>>70232815
No, it's Dark phoenix Saga
>As to whether Bryan Singer is interested in finally getting to execute his vision for the Phoenix, he was ambivalent to answer. "You never know, but as far as the idea of that brewing within her, I could, without giving anything away, say absolutely, you may find a piece of that in this film."
Also how do you go from fucking Apocalypse to Mr. Sinister? You have to raise the stakes not lower them.
>>70231630
>dat cast
Singer is a master at casting if nothing else. MCU got lucky with RDJ and Chris Evans while Singer just picks good actor after good actor right before they blow up.
>>70233413
His entire head is a forehead.
>>70233592
It's not Dragon Ball you know.
>>70232678
RLM has been w/ /tv/ since the beginning.
>>70233671
In that regard it is. Are you new to superhero movies?
>>70233756
Then why was Civil War was considered better than Age of Ultron.
>>70233756
>Are you new to superhero movies
I wish I was, and X-men is not about a stronger villain every movie.
>>70233907
Quips?
>>70233592
>Dark Phoenix
>again
Goddamn it.
>>70233986
to be fair, brett ratner made a mess of it last time
>>70233978
What?
>>70233917
Not stronger villain, stronger stakes. If you already used the ultimate mutant basically tearing the earth apart in one of your movies you have to go higher, or as it's known in the x-universe , cosmic.
Are you new to x-men in general?
>>70234107
X-Men has always been about the characters and not the villain.
>>70232000
>>70234107
No, I'm not new to x-men in general, you're right about stronger stakes, it's not about power levels.
>>70234039
That's right.
>>70232040
>then we all got in the hot tub with my young friends.
>>70234353
Then they should stop burning through mutants and stick with more aside from the ones we've been seeing during the entire franchise.
16 years and the only addition that has sticked is Quicksilver.
>>70232356
I'm almost 20 minutes in and they haven't stopped calling this a retarded mess anon
The fact that they were entertained by how terrible it was doesn't mean they think it was a good movie
>>70234353
>>70234409
Did you not see they setting up the phoenix in the god damn movie?
Why am I even talking to you fucking casuals in the first place?
>>70234468
the younger versions of characters were pretty good.
>>70232356
MoS has Snyder masturbating at how genius he is
X-men is garbage and Singer is just masturbating at the kids, he hits in some scenes and misses in a ton of others, it's a mess but it's one entertaining mess at least
>>70234592
>Did you not see they setting up the phoenix in the god damn movie?
No because I haven't watched the movie yet, stop being so aggressive.
>>70234747
DCuck pls, pay respect to your superiors.
>>70234592
I did though.
>>70234747
this.
>>70234445
>Can i have more lines, Bryan?
>>70234747
>MoS has Snyder masturbating at how genius he is
>how genius he is
This ep was cringe galore
Avgn was better
>>70234803
The fuck are you even arguing then, you cunt
>>70234832
>I did though.
Watch it again without shitposting on /tv/ at the same time, you mong
This was a shit year for superhero movies.
>Leave twinkino to me.
>>70230140
He wasn't.
>>70230846
Ohwowdatb8.xls
>>70233413
I don't get it :(
>>70234871
>how genius he thinks he is
Fixed
>>70234904
>The fuck are you even arguing then, you cunt
I'm not, I was just trying to be nice to you.
the X-men movies are and always will be for the X-men fans. all the other mcu is to sell cars and stupid fucking shit for your kids.
>>70235203
True. I still unironically enjoy watching X3. Don't know why.
>>70235203
you're thinking of DC, not the MCU.
>>70235203
I kind of agree with this, the X-men movies were never made for casuals.
>>70234964
you just know
>>70235309
that's because they're barely Capeshit, they're Science Fiction films.
>>70235440
Yes.
>>70235279
hahaha, both :I
>>70235440
*fantasy
>>70235625
the hate for Marvel films are overblown due to contrarianism, those films are perfectly serviceable and above average action films.
>HALF IN THE BAAAAAAG
>"WHEN'S MY NEXT REVIEW?"
Well lads, when is it?
>>70235721
SOONi hope
>>70235721
6PM EST 59 minutes from now
>>70235721
I can't wait for Plinkett to make the prequelfags here feel stupid.
>>70235699
>above average action films
Watched The winter Soldier yesterday, all action happened off screen, the camera was jumping around Like a Jason Born movie but the camera anticipated every action scene being one second ahead from every blow, you can't even see what happens.
Face it, your disney/marvel flicks will always be an inferior product made for little kids and their hot moms.
>>70236337
Why are you acting as if the opinion of a random neckbeard on /tv/ like you was relevant?
>above average action films
That's what the entire world thinks.
>>70235721
IT'S HAPPENING!
>>70235721
do you think he'll wait until the last one or just do them one after the other?
>>70236401
>Why are you acting as if the opinion of a random neckbeard on /tv/ like you was relevant?
Because as someone who grew up watching action movies and watched the best and worst action movies from the 70's, 80's and 90's I think I can express my opinion as a connoisseur of the genere.
>>70231130
Can Fassbender Magneto go more retard than he's already gone?
>>70236814
Maybe in X-Men Dark Phoenix, after they save Jean, he'll randomly start trying to tear the planet in two with some gigantic saw made of all the metal in the planet.
>>70230454
Sorry not everyone is obsessed with your irrelevant waifu, anon.
>>70233413
I laughed so hard at that I don't even know why it's so funny.
>>70236756
you sound like a fucking redditor though.
>>70236756
>movies these days suck!!!
>I was born in le wrong generation ;_;
Holy shit Mike is on fire this episode
His banter-fu is too strong
>>70238439
You would know.
Since when does Mike know so much about comics?
>>70240791
Mike forgot he has to pretend to not like comics.
>>70236609
One after the other. And honestly, this seems more like Plinkett coming out of retirement to set these prequel loving kids straight. I doubt the review of the film is going to be his main focus. Probably a third of it .
> James Mack A Boy
briansingerpriestcostume.jpg
tfw they didn't save Apocalypse for an X-Men or X-Force movie with Cable and they didn't just ha e Scott and Jean and the actual first class just on some other first mission
>>70240791
He watched a lot of cartoons. It shows when he talks about stuff like He-man and TMNT
>>70228721
They were way too soft on Civil War.
>>70242301
that was a fine movie though.
>>70233413
Schlock Clown's a great term. Great for actors who are teetering on the edge of JUST classification.
>>70233625
Bryan "the twink fingerer" Singer has a legendary casting couch.
>>70235067
lmao
>>70242330
For the first half, then it turned into an hour long wrestling match.
>>70242453
Spider-Man and Ant-man were great though.
>>70242526
The characters were fine, I just hated how the plot just quit the movie.
>you guys are causing too much collateral damage
>so go ahead and completely level an international airport with no consequence and no regard for any civilian safety all over some personal bullshit
>>70231028
JLaw is the key to all of this, if we can get her working, because she's a funnier character that we have ever had in any of these movies
>>70229557
It hasn't been subtle in a while.
>>70242684
Airport was empty though.
>>70242755
do this
watch
X-Men (2000)
X2: X-Men United
SKIP X-Men: The Last Stand and X-Men Origins Wolverine
They're not canon and shit movies.
then watch
X-Men: First Class
X-Men: Days of Future Past
X-Men: Apocalypse
bonus films that are pretty good
The Wolverine (2013)
Deadpool
>>70228807
they think all their viewers are just dorks who like starshit and capeshit
>posting from my literal cuck shed
>>70244735
nice
Oh hey, you just tried killing us the entire movie. wanna join the x-men now for no reason? we forgive you
>>70242799
nice fanfic
>>70228807
This. I can't even tell them apart. At least BotW is good.
So tired of fucking comic book movies. I like RLM but they need to review shit that isnt fucking comic books
>>70246624
I didn't think they could top halle berry's shitty wigs, but they totally did.
>>70246691
topped in shittiness, i mean. i have been drinking since three pm
>>70242689
I see you anon
>Mike talking a bunch about some comic book storyline
>>70228721
>I had more fun with Apocalypse than Civil War
Seems like their taste have only gotten progressively worse over the years.
Either that or they are just trying to too hard to pander to contrarians like the retards here who whorship them.
>>70234951
He looks like a slightly younger Mark Kermode.
>>70246830
Or they had more fun with it for the reasons they explicity state in the video.
Are you the type of retard that also says Mike "hated" Civil War simply because he didn't suck it's dick?
>>70228721
Why wasnt RLM invited to Cannes?
>>70246830
They explained why
They said they enjoyed how it fell off the rails at points and moved into schlock territory. They even said it got a lot of unintentional laughs out of them
When they were literally debating about making a recommendation that couldn't decide if it should get one because they enjoyed it for falling apart in placesnwhile normal movie going audiences may not appreciate that aspect of it. Stop fucking trolling
Why do people go see the same shitty comic book flicks every fucking month? Is it just a social thing and the actual "film" doesn't matter?
I haven't seen the 2000s X-Men movies in ages. I don't remember anything but Last Stand being shit.
Are they worth checking out
>>70246973
they submitted a rough cut of Space Cop last year and were told that they were "too good for the festival" and now they are banned for some reason
>>70246949
>Are you the type of retard that also says Mike "hated" Civil War simply because he didn't suck it's dick?
Mike and Jay unironically liked Dark Knight Rises and thought that was a good movie.
Retards like you still defending them are embarassing.
The only thing they have ever been right about was the prequels.
does mike have mono? mike sounds like he has mono
>>70247085
>Mike and Jay unironically liked Dark Knight Rises and thought that was a good movie.
For the reasons they stated in the episode.
I'm sorry if differing opinions triggers you so hard, anon.
>>70246982
>Stop fucking trolling
The sad thing is that I don't think he's trolling. I think he legitimately has no comprehension of opinions that have more of a gray area than just "it was great" or "it was terrible." You see it all the time in these RLM threads.
>>70247176
People having garbage taste in film should cause you to not listen to their opinions on film, yes.
>>70247232
Then what are you doing in this thread? Are you just hear to show off your superior taste? Anonymously?
>>70247111
he sounds like he's in mono because he's an anti-stereoite
>Those clips from the X-Men Cartoon
Fuck yes, this is amazing. Cartoon Apocalypse is incredibly hammy.
>its a "jay has an autistic level of recognition about minor shitty movies from the 80s and 90s" episode
>>70246740
yeah you can literally see how the wig doesnt adhere to her skull
>>70228895
you can tell they hate reviewing this shit, but going by the endless capeshit threads here, it's what their fans are begging for.
Fuck capeshit fans, fuck hitb but thank fuck for re:view
>>70247784
its not like theres anything good out
>>70247631
>not thinking Jay sperging out and then looking at the ground out of shame is charming
>>70228807
Because that's what movies are now.
>>70228721
I get they want to get hits, but stop reviewing fucking capeshit. What about all these other flicks coming out?
>>70248075
like what
should we review love & friendship and get 3 views or X-Men 8 and get 250,000 views?
>>70247631
Do you always get triggered by people mentioning things they have a deep knowledge of?
>>70248474
shut the fuck up shitposter
>>70248490
Oh so you DO get triggered that easily? Ah okay.
>>70231762
>and he's just a generic bad guy.
Thats Apocalypse for you. He is a mustache twirling villain.
>>70231052
Could RLM be pioneering a new genre, that of the "friend simulator"?
>>70248075
they just reviewned Green Room.
>>70248679
No.
>>70232040
NO NO NO
YES YES YES YES YES
THIS MADE MY FUCKING DAY ANON
Yesterday I was watching DoFP and thinking, god, I want a new movie with the older cast, maybe something small. A small villain, nothing too cataclysmic.
YES YES YES
Now we need Raimi's Spider-man IV, Ang Lee's Hulk 2 and we can crossover them into the Kinovengers. Add Wesley Snipes Blade into the mix too.
eh it was an alright review, I thought the movie was better than what they've said
>>70248690
>Green Room
wtf is this
>>70248738
Get out, faggot.
>>70246830
More like your taste is shit.
The Quicksilver scene alone, which was a rehash of DoFP, was more fun than anything in Civil War.
>>70235440
So much this. X-men movies are their own brand of Sci-fi, drama and fantasy. There is literally nothing like it.
Apocalypse was a step into capeshit. Im afraid if they go full comic book (aka retarded) they will lose their identity.
>>70242905
>Skipping the juggernaut bitch
Just go with the fucking ride
>>70247085
To be fair TDKR is largely considered a good movie outside the memeverse
The Apocalypse is that its a pretty shallow character. Literally muh powerlevels type of guy, fuck his whole survival of the fittest philosophy is based on powerlevels. It pales in comparison to Magneto or other more neutral villains.
Am i the only one who thinks Half in the Bag is the worst show they do?
They talk about movies i never see because all they review is the newest capeshit.
>>70249113
>all they review is the newest capeshit
Except for when they review stuff that isn't capeshit.
>>70249255
like what?
>>70249113
Non-capeshit reviews in 2016:
>Green Room
>Hardcore Henry
>Me Him Her
>10 Cloverfield Lane
>The Revenant
>Hateful Eight
>Ridiculous 6
Capeshit reviews in 2016:
>X-Men
>Captain America: Civil War
>BvS
>Deadpool
>>70249331
4/11 is capeshit
thats a pretty large size desu.
>>70249331
>>Green Room
>>Hardcore Henry
>>Me Him Her
>>10 Cloverfield Lane
>>The Revenant
>>Hateful Eight
>>Ridiculous 6
i didn;'t see any of these though
>>70249290
see>>70249331
Non-capeshit reviews in 2015:
>Krampus
>Victor Frankenstein
>Creed
>Everest
>The Visit
>Turbo Kid
>American Ultra
>Pixels
>Terminator
>Mad Max
>Paul Blart
>Unfriended
>It Follows
>Chappie
>Jupiter Ascending
>Inherent Vice
Capeshit reviews in 2015:
>Star Wars
>Fantastic Four
>Ant Man
>Jurassic World
>Avengers: Age of Ultron
>>70249396
>i didn;'t see any of these though
And that means what? That they didn't actually review them?
>>70248731
Me too
>>70249433
>star wars and Jurassic World are capeshit
>Victor Frankenstein, Pixels, Terminator, Mad Max and Jupiter Ascending aren't because...reasons
>>70249681
well if Star Wars and Jurassic World don't get clumped in with capeshit, then the point is made even more clear: they review far more non-capeshit than capeshit.
>>70249433
Non-capeshit reviews in 2015:
>Krampus
>Creed
>Everest
>The Visit
>Turbo Kid
>Mad Max
>Unfriended
>It Follows
>Inherent Vice
Capeshit reviews in 2015:
>Star Wars
>Fantastic Four
>Ant Man
>Jurassic World
>Avengers: Age of Ultron
>American Ultra
>Pixels
>Terminator
>Paul Blart
>Jupiter Ascending
>Victor Frankenstein
>Chappie
fixed thatfor you
>>70249771
are you literally retarded?
>>70249771
Okay. That's still pretty even. If the point trying to be made is that they almost exclusively review capeshit, that list doesn't support it since it's pretty balanced. and that's not even counting their catch-up videos where they talk about a ton of smaller films they've watched.
the point is almost half of the half in the bags in the last 5 months have been literal capeshit. stop bringing 2015 into it
>Mike loved it because he loves schlock
>Mike prefers capeshit that just has fun and don't take themselves seriously
>Jay was torn, he thought the tonal changes between some good/dark scenes and transition to pure schlock was frustrating, but overall he enjoyed it, but said he would only recommend it to people going in and knowing what to expect, if people are expecting a tonal sequel to Days of Future Past they'll be disappointed
Jay also said that while he thought Civil War was a better movie, he found Apocalypse to be more entertaining, implying that he also thinks capeshit that takes itself too seriously is silly, which is probably why they both hate MoS, BvS and to a lesser degree CW
>>70249876
They only review popular shit only the lowest of film plebs care about.
What's the point in watching them analyze the newest Terminator movie when everybody knew it was going to be complete shit since the first trailer.
It's the same shit Doug Walker is doing. He's analyzing kid movies because they're easy to understand and pick apart. Mike and Jay analyzes pleb films because they dont require any effort and are easy meme targets.
>>70228721
Who the fuck would watch more than 5 minutes of these two fucking faggots
What the fuck?
>>70250023
So your complaint is that this show that's entire purpose is to discuss new release blockbusters focuses too much on discussing new release blockbusters?
I hate to break it to you, anon, but you may legitimately have autism.
>>70249331
They should have their b-team (ok, their z-team) of rich and jack review all the capeshit so they don't have to soil themselves with it.
>>70249939
see>>70249331
You're an idiot.
>>70250023
they review shit with wide theater openings, these days that means a lot of capeshit, they do some smaller movies as well though, and recently they've started talking about older movies they love (re:view - Tremors) because they're sick of the Hollywood grinder
>>70250063
>>70250116
They review shitty movies that i dont care about. Which is why i dont really like the show.
The best of the worst episodes are fucking s-tier though.
>>70250228
>They review shitty movies that i dont care about.
Well that seems odd that they wouldn't cater specifically to what you personally would like them to do. Really surprising.
Can someone explain to me that Native American/Manhole joke from Best of the Worst?
>>70250228
It's OK buddy. You're OK.
They should review more instantly forgettable horror films plus continued wall-to-wall coverage of Max Landis
>>70250228
>They review shitty movies that i dont care about. Which is why i dont really like the show.
Your mom takes really good care of you huh? Be good to her anon, she's all you've got in this cold world. One day she's going to die, and you'll be alone with your bvs and transformers "films". Love her while you can.
