BRUH
Look at this doode
>>70218336
>Taking RT seriously while both Thor movies are positive
Kek.
>>70218873
>before ratings
>''H-HAHA, VIDYAKINO, IT'S GOING TO MAKE A BILLION AND 80% ON RT''
>after low ratings
>''LOL WHO CARES ABOUT RT''
Everytime.
Not that this was needed to know the flick was going to be garbage.
>>70219128
I actually haven't seen the movie, but RT is pretty retarded some times. Thor and Star Wars VII, for an example. Both turds, Thor got good scores, and Star Wars was just blown through the roof.
>>70219317
>It's shit because I say so
m8
>>70219317
>I didn't like it therefore its impossible for the score to be accurate
... behavior like this is why they're never going to let you leave the care facility.
>>70219317
RT only works when my favourite movie is praised.
>>70219317
Sometimes bad movies get good scores but good movies don't really get bad scores.
And this does look like shit.
>score over 70%
>consensus in hours
>score never gets up 40%
>consensus almost never
why
>>70219378
It was a bad movie. Rey's a boring Mary Sue character, her bond with Finn was developed way too quickly and didn't make sense. Kylo Ren's cool when he has his mask on, but the moment he removes it, he becomes an annoying edgelord. Abbrams recreated the New Hope (Death Star, ending, plot twist...), nothing creative on his part and nothing special in the movie's execution (which is way important than originality, but in this movie it was meh), Finn's illogical behaviour, at the beginning when another stormtrooper dies he is sad for him and is holding him during his final breath, but later in the film when he has to fight againts them he doesn't give a flying fuck about them. Han's death was one of the better moments this movie had, because of the envitoment's change which showed Kylo Ren's transition to the dark side. FA is almost on the same lever as prequel trilogy, and it's below original trilogy (which wasn't anything that great to start with, only a well executed Hero's Journey).
>>70219427
As I've said, I can't judge it because I haven't watch it, but RT does have retarded scores from time to time. Even Age Of Ultron got 75%, what the fuck?
>>70219378
>g-g-guys there is no Blizzshills
Just wait til everyone sees the extended version. It will be a cult classic at least.
>>70219522
Now compare it to the prequels.
If you don't honestly feel its a massive improvement, you're brain damaged.
>>70219427
Then explain this
>>70219710
It's shit.
>>70219579
Bought reviews are real.
>>70219411
>implying I can't take criticism for my favorite movie
I can enjoy a bad one, everyone can, and I can admit it too. I love Steven Seagal movies from 80's, because I had so much fun watching them with my dad when I was younger, but they're not anything good.
>>70219710
People didn't understand this masterpiece. It will be re-evaluated in a couple of decades and be ranked among the top 10 movies of all time.
Movies such as Citizen Kane, Vertigo, Rules of the Game or 2001 had poor reception at first, but now they are said to be among the best ever.
>>70219646
The shill threads are getting too obvious now.
Don't know why they targeted this place.
>>70219801
Just like Alone in the Dark movie then.
>>70218873
>>70219317
Because Thor and Star Wars are generally well made classic story arcs delivered competently.
Lmao who did they piss off to get panned this bad?
This movie was unironically 9.5/10 and it's a shame that the bad reviews mean that Blizzard will never make any sequels. The stories of Arthas, Sylvanas and Thrall are 100% made for the big screen.
>>70219810
marketers post everything they can, everywhere they can, as much as they can.
As they're getting paid for it.
It's almost like films are a subjective art and one's own opinion on said film as well as the opinions of other individuals, no matter how "qualified" they are to review something, should be treated as merely a summary of an individual's experience with said film and not as a definitive and objective take on something that is as subjective as film.
>>70219695
It is not. It's only slightly better, and I mean really slightly. It does nothing new to push the trilogy, and it's just a rehash of A New Hope. FA is pure nostalgia pandering for SW fans, and if you like it, then your standards are terrible and your taste is utter shit. Prequels at least tried to be different, FA takes the easy route of nostalgia pandering to it's audience, and steals from A New Hope. Fuck Abbrams, fuck SW shills, and fuck you, anon.
>>70219730
Stop putting words into my mouth, faggot. It could be that the critics are paid, but I still don't have enough proof to claim that they are, ergo, I'm not saying they're paid. Their taste is just shit, if they think AoU was good.
>>70219810
You get paid to market online on popular websites.
Where you do it is up to you. You just have to whip out some stats about 4chans popularity and show you advertised that shit on a community with such and such clicks per day.
The shills like to pick 4chan because you don't have to register and it's easy to use. If you spam that shit on lebbit or other places and have no posts otherwise it's more obvious.
>>70219861
>implying episode VII is well made
Shit taste confirmed. Thor is still the weakest movie (along with Thor 2, if your gonna defend T2 as well, then you should end your plebian life) in the MCU.
>>70219861
Thor was complete and utter shit. The story was weak and tacky as hell and the parts in the desert looked like a Power Rangers episode.
>>70220000
>TFA does nothing new to push the trilogy
neither did the prequels
>>70220235
Hence why they're both shit
>>70219949
I can almost feel the steam coming off this post.
Relax man. Just because your hobby (addiction) doesn't translate well into a film doesn't mean you should enjoy it any less.
Back to your Farmville dailies my man.
>>70220086
weakest in the MCU is still pretty high praise
>>70219919
People blessed with sight and hearing.
>>70220280
>>>/r/eddit
>>70220273
kek, nailed it
>>70220235
They did not, but they at least tried too. Yes, it didn't work out, and they're garbage, but that's still better than to go safe route and do literally nothing other than to rehash episode 4 and to pander to nostalgiafags. If you think FA is good, give your arguments or fuck off. You haven't really explained your view point.
>>70219710
What the fuck is this movie about? All i know is that he gives a horse a handjob
>>70219470
Because people tend to rank in extremes. Some people love it while others hate it. Non-professional critics never give luke-warm reviews. It's either 1 star or 5 stars.
>>70219944
>>70219810
The thing is, they aren't even paid shills.
They are just lonely, addicted WoW players who desperately want their favourite video game to make a great and popular film so that they can have some joy in their life and feel semi-proud of their childish hobby for a little while.
This is literally where they come from:
www.mmo-champion.com
>>70220280
I'm sorry, but you have to be 18 years old to post here. And also, being the weakest in the MCU isn't a good thing at all. If you think that it is, then you're a pleb. Feels good to be a brainless retard, huh?
>>70220415
This.
Not only are they not getting paid, but THEY are paying BLIZZARD $15 a month to play a game that has turned to garbage, because they can't break their addiction.
It's like trying to argue that heroine is bad with heroine addicts.
>>70218336
Red vs Blue sure has changed
>>70220340
Just typical stoner trash, makes no sense and is aimed at the intellectually challenged.
>>70220273
I'm talking about all these rottentomato threads and all the shitposting it's creating. I couldn't give two fucks about Warcraft.
>>70218336
What made this movie bad? I enjoyed it but I was drunk
>>70218336
world of warcrap
>>70220511
>I couldn't give two fucks about Warcraft.
Good, because it's garbage. That's all you need to know.
This time, the ratings are accurate.
>>70220566
I didn't watch it, but can you please give some points to prove that it's garbage?
I liked it.
It was fun.
>>70220419
Yea, you clearly have only seen high budget blockbusters and whats on lists made on reddit.
There is a lot to be said for competency that you can only know had you ever ventured off the well-worn mainstream path and seen movies that aren't just outside of "entry level," but devoid of any sort of redeeming value.
>>70219801
Preach brother!
>>70219801
>Citizen Kane
That's not the best example since people were literally paid to boo that movie.
>>70220666
Noice argument, pal. Now fuck off, untill you have actual arguments to back up what you've said.
>>70219861
>well made classic stories
>>70220769
My argument is you clearly lack the experience to speak on the subject at hand.
Its nice to see one graciously concede that point.
>>70218336
you all do know all them sites are run by normal (usually by subnormal)people, not omnipotent gods who cant make mistake, they are just fucking average fuckers who try to say something different in times so they look like they know what the fuck are they are talking about.
I didnt watch Warcraft, but from the looks of it, i honestly think i would have better time watching WC than SW7 or any new superhero movie.
Generally(i migrated to TV as an platform for mature audience) i try to avoid movies like this, but WC at least has some really
first Jurrasic Park(back in a day)-tier special effect and even if movie turns out to be totally retarded, ill at least see some huge fucking Orkz boiz wrecking havoc among Human tinmens..
That alone is worth 18$.
>>70220594
Rushed, obviously cut down heavily to keep it well under 2 hours. Story jumps all over the place and does a VERY bad job of explaining, whether it's through framing shots or exposition. This is amusing given the fact it's not a particularly inspired or complex story in the first place, yet they still manage to fuck it up.
Too much fan service. Throwing shit like murlocs in for basically no reason other than "I REMEMBER DAT FROM WOW!!! XDDD", when the above-mentioned problem of stuff being cut exists, is pretty fucking criminal.
CGI is terrible. Especially when orcs are on screen at the same time as humans. Every character stands out from the background way too much and most of the armour (humans in particular) looks like it's made of plastic.
Acting is woeful all-round.
Camera work, especially in exposition scenes is very bad, using wide shots when there should be close-ups and vice versa. This also emphasises the terrible plasticy sets in some cases, particularly indoors.
There's more, but I can't be fucked explaining in-depth why the Warcraft film is shit to someone who is pretending not to be an addicted Warcraft fan.
>>70220415
That's so sad.
Why do they think this place of all would be a place to shill this anyway?
Man what a piece of shit movie
>>70220867
>I can't defend my points so I'm going to say bullshit to change the subject.
>>70220927
Most of them posted here already.
Being WoW addicts, they spend a lot of time on the internet as it is.
>>70220974
>i have never seen any incompetently made movies, therefore I am not equipped for this subject
Now now, the first gracious concession was enough.
>>70220969
>Warcraft has a lower rating than Big Momma's House
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/big_mommas_house/
>>70220909
I never played WoW, and I wasn't hyped about the movie. Thanks for explaining why it sucked, I'll wait for torrent. You just saved me 10$.
>>70218336
Why the fuck is this ahppening the film was fucking amazing, i really enjoyed it ffs
>>70221093
Critics try to compare it to LOTR
>>70221093
You play/played WoW and you liked the fact they through in references/places/people you could recognize from your favourite video game.
That is why you liked it. That does not make it a good film.
>>70221046
I've seen a lot of shit movies, and I can tell the difference between a good movie and a bad one. Thor sucked ass.
>>70219317
Sites like RT will sometimes give bad movies good reviews, but genuinely good movies dont get bad reviews. This movie is a turd
>>70221093
Not everyone is a low-taste neckbeard who wasted his time playing some shitty online videogame.
>>70220657
Oh fuck, now I KNOW it's shit
>>70221146
I can guarantee you haven't. I can guarantee you've never ventured below an objective 8/10, but you think you have due to deflation.
>>70221147
RT doesn't give any review.
RT is just a place where they compile reviews from other websites to get a consensus.
>>70221059
>Big Momma, are there two flashlights?
Haven't even seen the movie, line seared into brain forever from constant commercials. Fuck that movie.
>>70221147
If you're talking about WoW, I really can't say if it is good or bad, because I haven't see it.
>>70221193
You're wrong, I saw a lot of objectively bad movies and Thor is one of them, the first one is 4/10, the second one is 2/10, maybe a 3/10.
>>70218873
>>70219317
People here still think that RT is not only an entity given scores themselves as well but also don't know what the tomatometer percentage means?
Psst, RT is a review aggregator like Metacritic. Also the tomatometer is just the percentage of critics that don't think that the movie is unwatchable. Meaning that even a movie with 100% score could have been a 6/10 in the eyes of all its reviewers.
>please see the warcraft movie anon
>I need to eat and have shelter too
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=warcraft.htm
Warcraft already made $32 million after opening weekend in only 1/3rd of their markets.
It's pretty much over. Warcraft is a raving success and people don't care about critic reviews.
>>70218336
is 21 reviews a lot?
i feel like its nothing at all, also the people who write reviews on the internet aren't people worth listening to
>>70221332
who dat?
I spent half my childhood playing WC2 and WC3. I love those games, and the cinematics in the latter were years ahead of their time. I was uneasy when I saw that there was going to be a Warcraft movie, and I could tell from the trailer that it would be garbage.
>>70221290
>and thor is one of them
Okay, son, in order to stop embarrassing yourself, go watch all the MST3K episodes. Then realize those aren't the bottom 10%. They're the bottom 70%. Where I am asserting you've never left the comforting embrace of the top 20th percentile.
But hey, you're a teenager, its summer, you think you've got a good bead on the world. But you don't. At all.
>>70221317
I know what tomatometer percentage means, and I know that a 100% movie doesn't equal a 10/10 grade. AoU got 75% and the average score is 6.7/10, which is pretty high for that bad of a movie. It was more like a 3 or 4/10.
>>70218336
>critics are bandwagoning this hard in fear to admit that a video game movie might be decent
Its not the age of Vydiakino but there is no way this movie is being treated fairly
not that /tv/ will admit that because its always memes when something gets shit on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC-8ghk9ojk
>>70221189
fucking kek this lol
>>70221375
Some bitch that works for Blizzard, when someone commented on Blizzard charging $10 for a skin she said
>Unfortunately we have to do mundane things like eat and have shelter
>>70221166
Not everyone is a low-taste neckbeard who wasted his time shitposting on some shitty American imitation of a Japanese Anime board
>>70221375
>>70221504
>>70221360
It's projected to make 20 million or even less in USA, and after that word of mouth it's going to make it drop like a rock.
>Warcraft is a raving success
NFS and Prince of Persia were much more succesful, and Assassins Creed will probably be too.
>>70221386
This. Shitty filter ruined it.
>>70221504
That's a dumb argument but then again, the game is free to play so that's just part of the business model. Nobody is forcing people to buy that crap.
A SECOND FRESH REVIEW!
>le rottentomatoes meem
>>70221504
>when someone commented on Blizzard charging $10 for a skin
Bit off topic but I hope that fuckwit wasn't complaining about it.
Isn't Hearthstone free to play anyway? A new hero is cosmetic and gives no power whatsoever.
>>70220415
Pretty much but I would take it a step further and say that a lot of them are not even wow players. They are just bored faggots with absolutely nothing to do all day then to try to force the next epic meme.
>>70221575
I don't see the problem the animated jpeg is cosmetic so why does he need it so badly?
Hearthstone is pay to have and advantage but for those hero skins? nope.
>>70221612
It doesnt change the fact that compared to other Blizzard games its ridiculously more expensive for what you are getting
Compare a Hearthstone Skin vs a HOTS skin, one is a 2D jpeg, the other is a 3d model
>>70221648
>I don't see the problem
The problem is the utter lack of contempt Blizzard employees have towards their customers. Trying to guilt trip them is not proper business practice
>>70221653
Because it's far more popular. That's still fair.
If it's so expensive and is only a 2D jpeg, then don't fucking buy it. It doesn't give you an advantage in any way.
>>70221648
Would you pay $10 for 200kb of data?
No, you wouldn't.
>>70221685
When other companies do this exact same thing everyone will call them out, when Blizzard does it idiotic fanboys with nostalgia goggles defend them.
>>70221693
No I wouldn't that's why I wont buy it but who gives a rats ass since is just fucking cosmetic?
>>70221607
Exactly, if Indiana Jones managed to squeak out 7.7, imagine how fucking horrible Warcraft is
Is it really that hard to make a good movie? I almost imagine some scenes like on Lotr level everytime I finish the game. But this shit is just terrible.
>PLS KILL ME GARONA
fucking awful
>>70221784
It's really hard for a movie to be good when no one making it gives a fuck.
>>70218336
Good. Hopefully this will kill the trend of vidya movies (and anime movies by extension).
>>70221857
You can't kill what hasn't been alive.
>>70221857
Oh I fucking hope so. I still don't get why faggots want everything made into a movie if it's going to be garbage, unfaithful to the franchise, or plain cringeworthy due to shitty directing or writing.
>>70218336
We all knew this would happen. It's shit pure and simple. It has no fanbase only troll supporters.
>>70221740
predatory marketing towards the type of kids who will beg the parents for it.
as you have to remember, most people [YOUR AGE] have at least one kid at this point.
>>70221904
I know "trend" isn't the right or best word.
>>70218336
Ok there is no fucking way this film is that bad
>>70221414
>muh feelings
>>70221968
/thread
You know a movie is terrible when liking it becomes a meme.
>>70221852
LARPers give a huge fuck. Doesn't help them much.
>>70221763
77% doesn't mean 7.7/10. It means 77% of critics gave a fresh review. The other 23% of reviews are rotten. The actual average rating out of 10 is 6.9/10
>>70221468
Kermode always reviews his friends films favourably
>>70221923
how the fuck does it have 61% of fresh reviews yet the actual average is so low? fucking rt
>>70222043
Plague?
No, that's not the right word either... implies a larger scale... Blight? Fuck I don't know.
>>70222077
I love how Blizzdrones started hating Marvel for absolutely no reason.
Like they know that absolutely no one gives a fuck, so they want to attack a huge fanbase in order to have some attention.
>>70221968
fuck off stupid toad
>>70222045
>>70222126
Maybe everyone agreed that it's just a 6/10.
>>70222175
george lucas would be proud
>>70222126
take rotten reviews
divide by fresh reviews
their rounding is a bit fucked but whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw
>>70221607
6.9 sounds about right for the crystal skull. it wasn't a horrible movie.
>>70221714
i rarely hear people complaining about cosmetic stuff, doesn't matter which company. it's just stuff that doesn't affect anything. hell cs:go people buy skins that cost hundreds of dollars and valve takes their cut.
>>70222175
I'm just happy richard garriot is getting work and they let him bring his own wardrobe.
>>70222175
>make real props
>they either look like taken from a Xena episode, or for some reason they look like CGI
What's the point.
>>70218336
>they made a movie based on Shitcraft
>have yet to make a movie based on Warhammer or War 40k
Disgusting
>>70222254
cs:go skins aren't $10 and there's ways to get them free.
>>70222251
No that movie was miserable lol, but desu the series has gone down hill since the second one
>>70222226
No, the % is based only on whether critics liked it or not, the average rating is based on the actual scores they gave.
>>70222175
This looks off
>>70222311
Best guess is the production crew got it in their head they had to make the real stuff look consistent with the CGI stuff.
>>70222347
>the % is based only on whether critics liked it or not
... and you find that by dividing "rotten" by "fresh."
>>70222367
>lightning on the characters doesn't match the enviroment
>cheap, pristine plastic walls
>props that look made out of rubber bathed in oil
>>70221147
Yeah, but good series do.
Also, wc is a failure. It looks fake as fuck even on screenshots.
Look at that shit, cartoony viking tf2 hats, colourful ripped robes and bones coming off their belts, huge ass weapons, generic looking background without resemblance to anything in Azeroth, wristbands made of 4 cm thick iron with a chain around them. Humans have pauldrons bigger than their heads, painted.
>>70222367
As someone who went to see it yesterday I can safely say that 90% of the movie looks off
not trying to defend warcraft, I haven't seen it and I won't do it, just trying to point how much of a meme rottentomatoes really is
>>70222175
>the bench has a little glued logo of a lion on the back
HAHAHEUAHEUA, NO FUCKING WAY
>>70222508
So the 4/10 rating on RT is justified?
>>70222491
Fuck you Orcs look great.
>>70222542
rt does not rate or review films
how do people not realize this
>>70222367
I just watched the film a couple of hours ago and I didn't notice anything like this.
It's easy to pick 1 frame which looks bad, now if they showed a clip that looked bad that would be different.
>>70222668
didn't say it does, I said it is a meme
>>70218873
the Thor flicks are decent, especially the first.
this stupid fucking "lol but the Thor movies are fresh wtf xDD" meme needs to fuck off. you buttblasted BvS/Blizz bitches need to get laid and/or jump ship soon.
>>70222626
thanks for proving my point even more
>chains, horns, edginess, 400kg hammers, thick metal plates that weigh tonnes.
holy fuck
>viking helmets straight from how to train your dragon
http://www.irishtimes.com/culture/film/warcraft-review-never-in-your-wildest-fantasies-could-you-have-imagined-this-1.2665832
this newest review is fucking savage. and it's from someone who played WoW
>1/5 stars
>Audiences LOVE IT critics HATE IT find out what movie is driving people CRAZY click here!!!
>>70222312
they made one actually
more like a straight-to-video actually and it was pure boredom and there was no battle scenes, at all
>>70222601
Completely.
With the pacing it just feels like it's a huge checklist for people that really like the Warcraft lore. Most of the movie locations are just like that screenshot
>>70222175
Looks plastic and weird
>>70222739
Yeah thanks for proving MY point they look great.
>>70222726
you realize the people that dislike movie X are mostly the same people reviewing movie Y
If you think a "consensus" is just a meme, you're a fucking child
>>70222542
pretending that Iron Man 3 was bad is the meme my friend
>>70222542
79% tomatometer rating seems perfectly fine for a flick like IM3.
>>70222802
A consensus of hacks who's opinions are worth a fresh smelly turd
>Blizzard cant make good games anymore, so they make bad movies
Something about poetry, does the movie have a subscription fee too, like you have to spend $3 every time a new scene starts
>>70222895
>They are hacks because I dont agree with them, except for the ones that arent hacks
Global rule 2
I don't give a shit that you Warcraft and BvS faggots are teaming up and being buttblasted together. you fucking idiots need to stop with the Thor is bad bullshit meme.
your edginess and contrarianism is pathetic.
>>70222175
Hobbit looks better than best
>>70222943
Nope they are all hacks every single one.
>>70220415
/thread
>>70218336
I think RT is a pretty shitty way of finding film criticism but I can almost guarantee you that this movie made for literal manbabies is a piece of shit.
>>70222795
essentially jar jar bings
Sure, 95% of movie critics are hacks and shills.
It doesn't mean you can't agree with them once in a while.
>>70222795
how can anyone go to see this
its max cringe
>>70218873
You're probably the same person who shits on BvS
>>70222139
Most of them are BvS fanboys who are trying to cling onto anything they can in the hopes they'll have something to bash MCU movies with.
>>70220415
I thought that at one point.
But the guy who's been doing it every day for years wouldn't have time to do anything else (or even sleep).
>>70218336
>trusting a Disney shill website to giving fair reviews
Good goy. Now just wait for us to give Doctor Strange """fair""" and """unbiased""" ratings so you can give us more money.
That's right, BvS was totally not a masterpiece, keep eating up our lies that it's a 27% rating movie like good sheep.
>>70223075
edgy
>>70223393
... RT is owned by WB...
>>70222626
You know what this looks like?
It looks like they were showing a CGI fantasy cartoon at the cinema, and the guy in the foreground stood up to take a piss.
He isn't at all integrated into the scene, the lighting on him is different from the rest of the scene and he's much sharper and detailed than everything else, which is very blurry.
>>70223393
>owned by Warner Bros.
>Tomorrowland, John Carter and many other recent Disney movies have been panned on it
>"Disney shill website"
You're a fucking retard.
>>70219522
Your shit review is packed with childish rambling and, funny enough, aped criticisms. Kill yourself.
>>70222795
>orc woman
>>70223463
Gotta pretend some of the movies are bad to throw them off to squeeze out those big Marvel bucks.
>>70218336
>suprised a movie with worse abuse of CGI than the final fucking Hobbit movie is tanking this hard
atleast Five Armies could ride of the success of Hacksons other trilogy and cinematic awards it had won and the fact that its LotR while Blizzard tried to ride off the success of a fucking video game
>>70223508
Gotta ignore anything that goes against my insane conspiracy theory.
>>70223508
so WB spent 400m, not counting marketing, on something they'd pan, on their website, to make the competition look better
is /tv/ being raided by /x/?
>>70223191
>>70218336
What did Based Arnold say on this flick?
>>70220415
How do we save /tv/ from them?
>>70223588
he said it's not a tumah
>>70222795
they should have gone full fucking CGI instead of trying to force in a livecast that look half the time out of fucking place ruining the immersion
>>70222542
7/10 it's the score it deserves.
Only comic neckbeards got triggered because
>not muh mandarin
>>70222626
>all CGI
>that guy that looks photoshopped in
Why.
>>70223393
>>70223508
If you seriously think Disney has been paying off dozens of critics for years then you're either an /x/ tier lunatic or a retarded DCuck. By now a critic would've gone to the press with proof they were offered a bribe or some rumors about bribes would've leaked.
>>70223656
maybe they live on a planet where all creatures beside humans are made of CGI
and metal looks like plastic
who are we to judge?
>>70223656
Oh look, another guy stood up to take a piss.
Sit the fuck down, trying to watch a cartoon here.
>>70221414
Couldn't have said it better. The hyper autists on this board let hyperbole replace any sense of scale they have regarding film quality.
>>70219128
Sort of like DCfags
>>70223804
The only person Disney has bribed in the last years isZack Snyder.
>people needed to be convinced this movie was shit
>they couldn't just tell from the cringey by-the-numbers trailer dialogue
WE MUST... PROTECT OUR KINGDOM
THEY MUST BE DESTROYED
THEY. ARE. SAVAGES!
IF WE FAIL, WE ARE DOOMED
LET US FIGHT... TOGETHER!
Are you faggots for real with this kiddie shit? Grow the fuck up.
>>70222626
Why does this move have the deus ex pissfilter all over it?
>>70219522
>Hey I AM right! Here's my opinion you're not going to read!
>>70223865
I keked irl
>>70218336
>caring about the opinions of others
Wew lad
>>70219522
It wasn't bad at all, but it was a dissapointment due to how painfully average and safe it was.
It's as if they just dumped the 6 Star Wars movies into a computer and told it to make a Star Wars movie.
>>70223656
Stop making your movie look even more shit than it is.
I couldn't even tell that this scene was supposed to be taking place at night.
>>70224485
isnt it inside a mountain underground?
>>70220329
Not him but dude, if it is playing it safe, that means its going to be average-good, and it was average-good, its not a bad movie because its made to be average-good.
Are you fucking braindead? You piece of shit this is basic thinking you retard
Call me when they'll have Arthas' story or just undead. For now it's shit-tier fantasy with ORKZ vs HUMANS, totally unique
>>70222626
>>70222795
Look everyone, this is what happens when your hobby is "vidya". You become a mindless CGI drone. I bet this guy calls his baby video games a real artform.
>>70226724
I don't give a fuck about the games but Warcraft is pretty good just as a fantasy movie. It's not LotR obviously but the bad criticism it's been getting is absurd.
I can't believe /tv love to suck critic's dicks so much. That's just pathetic, guys.
Just saw the movie in London! Where my bongs at! But film was great, I really like the bad guys savage as fuck an no remorse, that one guy with the dude getting tortured was fucking amazing!
>>70226906
>he likes fantasy movies
obviously I'm not going to respect your opinion
>>70224118
Doesnt look like that when wacthing loked pretty great, this is only things taken from the 3D and transcribed to 2D for us and trailers and stuff, was pretty good in film and not noticible at all
>>70223206
looks better than the hobbit and lotr combined desu senpai
>>70218873
I'm not a gamer or a WOW person, but this. I don't think Disney pays off critics, but the fact that Thor, Thor 2, Iron Man 2, Iron Man 3, and Ultron are all higher than 60%, not to mention a shit ton of Warcraft reviews basically say "not enough quips," doesn't deter me from watching it.
>>70226195
First part is called Orcs vs Humans you mongoloid
>>70227003
>/tv/ disagrees with X
>therefore they must like Y
or maybe people formed their own opinions after seeing the shitty greenscreen abuse and Duncan going full retard on social media pissing off most lorefags while pandering to the SJW's?
>>70227474
no point posting this 3D picture fool, in cinema it looks fucking amazing like you're actually there
ofc 3D is going to look weird when put into 2D which is what your picture is of, retard
>>70227244
I saw it this afternoon. Really enjoyed it.
Was in the Odeon Leicester Square and it was pretty full. A third of the audience seemed to be Chinese (had to tell one of them to stop using their phone and ruining my sublime kino immersion). Leicester Square is basically Chinatown I suppose.
>>70227474
That can't be real
You fucking faggots make me laugh so god damned hard.
>vidyakino
>are you ready for the next LOTR?
>it's Warcraft! there's no way it will be shit
Then it comes out and it's shit. I'm literally lmaoing at your lives right now.
>>70220514
I like your style
>>70227946
You haven't seen it.
i dont play online videogames but i loved warcraft. =/
>>70219579
You are childish. You think the 75% means something it doesn't.
>>70221607
>Average user rating 3.3/5 = 66%
>Average critic rating = 69%
>>70219940
>it's a shame that the bad reviews mean that Blizzard will never make any sequels
lol
As long as it makes money, Blizzard/the studio doesn't care about reviews. Transformers is shitted on everytime and they are already on the 5th movie.
>>70222967
Jesus christ the shilling is fucking real
>>70219940
>Blizzard will never make any sequels
legendary and universal are funding this, blizzard has no say
>>70219128
>>70219378
>>70219410
>>70219411
>>70219522
>>70228137
Honestly who the fuck would
This should've been straight to DVD, maybe a decade a go more than 10 people would give a shit
>>70221575
I enjoy these sort of exchanges where both parties come out looking like idiots. Well done everybody.
>>70227536
>in cinema it looks fucking amazing like you're actually there
It's not, fuck off shill.
I watched it thinking it would be shit and found it pretty good.
I hope they fired whoever did their trailers they make the movie look way more shit than it really is.
>>70223643
Underrated fucking post. This board is shit, people are too busy arguing mundane garbage rather than recognizing posts of exellence.
UK fag, just got back from IMAX.
Orcs look incredible. Haven't seen better looking CG characters period. The world design and art elevate the CG to beautiful levels however the live action characters and props suffer occasionally due to the heavy use of green screen and so many digital assets.
Anybody calling the effects 'bad' is trying too hard to shit on the movie. Like it/hate it, the special effects are incredible. It is very big, very bright and very colorful, which I think is fitting for a Warcraft movie. Magic looks powerful and the sound design hits all the marks.
Occasionally the movie screams cheese but I was surprised at how little I cringed.
Sometimes I wish it would take its self less seriously and other times I wanted it to ground itself deeper and linger on a poignant moment a little longer.
Needed an extra 30mins for world building and the world looked so..fantastical, I wanted to see more of it and brought closer to the people I was supposed to care about.
Biggest bad ass of the movie was a gryphon - that scene was crunchy. Durotan looks real. More real than some of the human characters.
And lastly - For the rating it had some pretty dark scenes. The intro with the draenei looking like Holocaust victims as Gul'dan drains their souls was impactful and the battle scenes have some great moments.
Overall nothing groundbreaking but I'd take it over another fucking Super Hero movie any day.
7/10.
>>70229799
fuck why do i have to wait fucking two weeks to see this
>>70229799
>>70230275
Shilling at it's finest.
>>70218336
When the director ran his fucking mouth about Tolkien he lost me and after that I rooted for this to fail.
>>70230389
you're a retard, look at his quote again.
or learn some english
>>70230312
What do you guys mean by shilling? People just like the movie and want to share this.
Why can't you just understand that we might have epic era of great adaptaions of great games after Warcraft trilogy if it succeed? You guys just hate nice things, right?
>>70221454
Which is the fucking point of Rotten Tomatoes. It is a collection of reviews and you personally think it is a 3 or 4. I think it is a solid 6. This is the entire fucking point of the site.
>>70230416
I don't have to do either. I know what this piece of shit said and I know who he was pandering too. Fuck him.
Being Bowie's kid won't save your career from this shitty train wreck garbageman. You got what you deserved.
>>70221693
If you don't like it, don't buy it.
If no one is interested in buying it the ''problem'' solves itself. I don't understand what's so bad about this.
>>70230389
>>70230587
Damn, this angry fanboy. I don't understand these people. Just because their feels get hurt, they want potentialy awesome movies to be bad. These people just don't care about cinematograthy. Pathetic.
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>70223804
People have been blowing the lid off Disney bribes for months now.
Sheeple are just too brainwashed to accept it and just scream REEEE whenever anyone talks back against their lord and savior Disney.
>>70218336
>Dad dies of cancer
>Wife dies of cancer
>Career dies of cancer
pottery
>>70227946
It's basically exactly what happened with Batman vs Superman
>>70230587
>You got what you deserved.
What? I didn't make this film. Nice projection by the way.
>>70230929
instead it was written by a bunch of young white california douchebags trying to avoid a lawsuit by game's workshop. yeah big improvement
>>70230929
there's literally nothing wrong with what he said. you're so asshurt holy shit. yeah, the writing of a 21th century man isn't going to have the same vibe as a 20th century man.
That's literally ALL he said, so that people don't expect LOTR all over again.
But you're probably some third world shitskin with shit comprehension.
>>70231247
warhammer is even worse than warcraft lore wise. i hope nerdy shit like those stay dead.
>>70231263
>calling him asshurt
>when you are the one sperging out
don't let the white man get to you, famalam
>>70231301
>warhammer is even worse than warcraft lore wise
Not even close to true.
Unless you're talking about AoS, but that is universally recognized to be shit by every person who has more than a passing knowledge of warhammer
>>70231041
>People have been blowing the lid off Disney bribes for months now.
You mean autistic Snyder fanboys have been raging on /tv/. No credible person has said that Disney is bribing critics.
>>70231850
>You'd think someone would come forward about critic bribes if it was so widespread
>They have
>Shut the fuck up, they don't count.
Literally brainwashed by the Jews
