http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2016/05/29/kento-yamazaki-rumored-to-lead-a-live-action-jojos-bizarre-adventure-stardust-crusaders
Will this start anime kino?
>>70216176
Is the chink 6'4 like in the manga?
>starting with the beginning of JoJo becoming shit
Stands a shit
>>70216329
No, but he has the physique down!
>>70216390
A better look.
https://youtu.be/ym2q37q-cp0
>>70216390
looked it up
>174 cm
shit movie already senpai
Plus crusaders is the weakest part, but if they make a jojo movie they may as well start with that, because they can write any kind of story to that.
>>70216441
>>70216390
>The sources also explain that because Jojo's Part III lacks female characters and is heavily comprised of battles, they're making to sure to cast attractive male leads who will appeal, and keeping an eye on the fan reaction.
>fan reaction
Apparently Jojo fans aren't happy so far.
>>70216362
Hamonfags are pathetic, even fucking spin is better than this low tier 'hype' energy, thank god it's over.
>>70216362
Yeah, man, if Hamon had remained the powerset of the manga then we would only have 3 parts of pure mangakino.
Seriously consider suicide, Hamon was too restrictive.
And Part5is literally better than anything that came before it, so your point is moot.
>live action
>probably japs only
Sorry to burst their xenophobic bubble, but there is 2 white guys and 1 black guy in the Part 3 crew. Even without counting Jotaro has half white, how will they cope with this?
>>70216648
more importantly - where will they find sand people to be extras in the background when they get to egypt?
this sounds so bad
I almost crave to see how badly CGI ORAORAORA would look
>>70216362
If he would've continued the Hamon route it would've ended up with dragon ball Z tier powerlevel faggotery.
![Gunman_human[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UBGJF3l.jpg "Gunman_human[1].jpg")
>>70216648
There's a couple of black guys that show up in toku shows on and off that could play Avdol, they even speak fluent Japanese.
>>70216671
>>70216648
And the Stands will either be dudes in hilariously bad makeup, or pure CGI.
Either way will be terrible
>>70216176
>Shounen shit: the movie
Might as well watch Naruto for at least it doesn't pretend to be good.
What is this? A Yaoi with muscular men?
>>70216176
Only way that's going to work is if they get a huge white man to play the body and CGI the Japanese guy's head on him.
It will looks like weebs from an anime convention cosplay as Jojo characters.
Ruined by default.
I hope they cast Joseph Joestar with some American with terrible japanese just for the fun of it
>>70216796
For a while, then it's just dissolves into "I'm evil? Or is it you? Or is this all fate?" Good shit to be honest.
>>70216850
Will they keep the scene where Joseph hits a jap with a punch in the gut saying 'I hate japanese"?
the manga turned to shit as soon as it started having japanese characters
this is not a coincidence
>No Battle Tendency film starring fabulous white people
>>70216987
>Will they keep the scene where Joseph hits a jap with a punch in the gut saying 'I hate japanese"?
It was a kick to the shin, and even the anime kept it, Japan don't care, it just makes Joseph look like a meathead foreigner and they love him for it.
>>70216648
Avdol is an Arab though. But yeah, either way this looks like a train wreck already, no matter how you look at it.
>>70216362
>he only watches the anime
The second half of 4 onwards blows everything prior out of the water. 7 is excellent and 8 is poised to beat it if Araki doesn't get forgetful near the end.
>>70216796
It's shonen, but one of the best. It starts of ok and slowly reaches the point of being amazing.
>>70216176
>Animeshit is going to become the next Capeshit
That's it, prepare for the normalfag invasion of anime and manga like we've never seen since the days of early Toonami and Dragonball Z.
>>70216648
>>70216671
pfft
>>70216913
>FV wanted to make America great again long before Trump
>>70217206
Is this from Attack on Eotens?
If they can use the music from the Anime I might watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyxOXjZHl9U
>>70217604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOmFSflNiQU
>>70217662
Not even a caucasoid looking, ainu actor helps this insanity
>>70217815
It's actually one of the best japanese comedies i've seen
>>70217022
>Jonathan and Dio Brando - British and British - arguably one of the weakest parts
>Joseph and Cars - British and where-ever - One of the best parts
>Jotaro and DIO - Japanese and British - Weakest part, only DBZfags disagree
>Josuke and Kira - Japanese and Japanese - One of the best parts
>Giorno Giovanna and Diavolo - Italian, or at least half-Italian, and Italian - one of the best parts, memers disagree
>Jolyne and Pucci - American and Italian-American - far from the best parts, but also far from the worst
>Johnny, Gyro and Valentine - American, Italian and American - one of, if not the best part
>Josuke (Josefumi and Kira) - Japanese - Currently on its way to becoming one of the best parts
You're so wrong it hurts, anon.
>>70218058
joseph is only ethnically british
he lives in america most of his live
>>70218058
>Every Part is best Part
>>70218347
>one of the best
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
HOW CRINGY THIS WILL LOOK IN LIVE ACTION?
why are japanese adaptations of anime/manga suddenly news to people. this has always been going on, and western audiences will continue to not give a shit
>>70218389
When that's said for 5 out of 8 Parts it starts to sound like a child's opinion
>>70218464
It won't look like anything because the movie's part 3.
This on the other hand.
>>70218529
...or it means that the series is really fucking good.
Are you ready for normies to start claimi to they've always been into manga like they claim to have always loved comics?
>>70218549
How do you even translate these poses to live action?
>>70218632
This isn't a Western production, so no.
Most people outside of Japan probably won't ever see or even hear about this movie.
>>70216618
>Part 5
>good
Top cuck
>>70218791
Explain how Vento Aureo is not good without mentioning
>muh bad translationsYou can't
>>70218658
>>70218632
>>70216176
>>70216362
>>70216390
>>70216442
jesus fuck i bet jap Berserk is coming next
>>70218658
>implying they won't localize it due to how fast JoJo is growing in popularity over here
>>70218791
>Implying part 5 isn't the part with the best fights and stands
pleb taste
>>70218058
>Part 2
>One of the best
It's literally asspulls: the part. Only good characters were Joseph, Stroheim and Wammuu, the rest were forgettable, shit or both. It's as close to generic shounen as it gets
>>70218839
Bruno a shit
>>70216176
shit actor, shit story, goddamn this is gonna suck
though to be fair if they found a big jap through a miracle and adapted the beginning of the story it still would suck, japs can't make decent anime adaptations if their fucking lives depended on it
>>70218058
Giorno is British and Japanese, he isn't Italian at all.
>>70218839
How about the biggest, laziest copout strategy to beat the bad guy?
>this new stand, G.E.R, counters EVERYTHING you throw at it
Fuck part 5.
>>70218929
>Caesar
>forgettable
Ever since the anime started airing jojo related threads turned into a cesspool of terrible opinions.
>>70216562
Spin was even more retarded than hamon.
>if you do the spin while on a HORSE your stand will evolve and break dimensions
>>70216796
It's shounen but focused on logic and strategy rather than powerlevels...most of the time anyways, that is, part 2 is nothing but asspulls.
>>70218839
The main character is so shit people actually ended up considering a sidekick to be the real protagonist.
>>70219145
Name one memorable thing about Caesar other than the fact he died
>>70219182
But it actually made more sense than hamon, hamon was pretty much if you breathe hard enough you get the sun's energy in you and you can kill vampires. Spin at least related to the theory of the Golden Rectangle, so the dimension-breaking through an infinite-spin shot actually made sense.
>>70218980
You a shit.
>>70219117
The arrow gives a Stand the power it needs at that moment, Silver Chariot gained the power to keep everyone away from the arrow, Gold Experience gained the power to defeat Diavolo.
And that one thing is enough for you to hate part 5?
You're a fucking retard.
>>70219256
Bubbles.
>>70219239
That doesn't make the part bad though. Even if Giorno is more of a sidekick the rest of the cast is still fucking great, Bruno especially is a boss.
>>70219278
He used a breathing technique to make bubbles deadly. That's it. It has nothing to do with his character, or should I say lack of.
>>70219182
Gyro gained Ball Breaker and Johnny's Tusk evolved because they gained mastery of the Spin when they figured out Super Spin.
And developing a Stand from mastering a something was introduced in Part 4.
>>70219318
Name one memorable thing Bruno did other than the fact he died.
>>70219268
>The arrow gives a Stand the power it needs at that moment
Where does it say that? And even then that's still a retarded, lazy writing to avoid having to come up with a logical way to defeat the villain's seemingly invincible ability.
>And that one thing is enough for you to hate part 5?
No, but it is a pretty big deal to have the whole series' buildup to defeat villain just be ''anti everything stand''.
The main character is by far the most generic and run of the mill in the whole series. In the first chapter you think that he might be interesting since he's being a trickster but right afterwards he becomes 100% serious justice enforcer blah blah. Not even Johnathan was as painfully cliche as Giorno.
The only likable character was Mista, and even then he's just the obligatory comedy relief character of the group like Polnareff or Okuyasu.
>>70219239
>The main character is so shit
He isn't.
Let me guess, you've only read the shitty English translations that completely butcher Giorno's character.
>>70219347
>Gyro gained Ball Breaker and Johnny's Tusk evolved because they gained mastery of the Spin when they figured out Super Spin.
Because they rode on a horse, Gyro literally tells Johnny to get on a horse and shit will happen.
>>70219256
>But it actually made more sense than hamon
Nothing will make less sense than ''getting on a horse makes your stand evolve''. Araki is really bad with coming up with logical ways to beat the main villain.
>>70218573
Do you know what the word "best" means?
>>70219365
He brought the gang together, he decided after finally meeting Diavolo that he was going to rebel against him and flat-out told the group his plan and that if they had any doubts they should leave, he was a full-on leader.
Also the fact that even though he "died" after his encounter with Diavolo, he kept his death a secret so the group wouldn't worry over him, caring more about the plan and his crew's state than his own health and the fact he was a walking zombie.
>>70219435
The horse's body and Johnny's both fit into the shape of the golden rectangle, leading Johnny to be able to perform a super spin. What doesn't make sense about that?
>>70216390
>>No, but he has the physique down!
lmaoing at your life
>>70219435
>Because they rode on a horse, Gyro literally tells Johnny to get on a horse and shit will happen.
What part of mastering Spin do you not fucking understand?
The Super Spin was the final step in mastering Spin, and said mastery lead to them gaining Stands, or in Johnny's case, Tusk evolving.
Tonio gained a Stand by being a really, really fucking good chef, how is that any less retarded?
>>70216618
>And Part5is literally better
end your misery lad
>>70219490
Those are just plot points, nothing remotely memorable about that other than his death.
>>70219490
>The horse's body and Johnny's both fit into the shape of the golden rectangle
First of all that's really pushing it, second of all, WHY does riding a horse magically make his stand evolve into one that just so happens to break dimensions, which is what was needed to defeat Valentine?
Having a last second powerup is lazy ass writing. The reader can't anticipate the ways in which the writer will come up to use the MCs' avaible abilities in a strategic way to beat the main villain like it happened with all the minor villains, because Araki just loves pulling that shit. The only time it didn't happen so far was in Part 4 (and arguably part 6 if you can believe that the little kid just so happened to absorb cloudy and become its stand user) and, would you look at that, it's also the best part.
>>70219520
>The Super Spin was the final step in mastering Spin, and said mastery lead to them gaining Stands, or in Johnny's case, Tusk evolving.
Why the hell do you keep repeating this? I keep telling you that it's the fact that this, the super spin, was unlocked because he RODE A HORSE that is retarded.
>>70219318
If a feisty womanizer who puts his honor above anything else means that he lacks character then by these standards nobody in the entire series has any.
>>70219591
>Name one memorable thing Bruno did
>name things Bruno did
>nah man those are just plot points
I see your mastery of shitposting has caused you to develop the Stand 「Back Pedaling」
>>70219520
>Tonio gained a Stand by being a really, really fucking good chef,
That just means that his stand hadn't come out yet. You don't ''unlock'' stands just like that. Either you get one eventually or the arrow forces one out of you, if you survive. Otherwise everyone would have a stand.
>>70219611
>stand continues to evolve and develop over the entire story
>it's lazy writing to have it develop further
>>70219706
>name MEMORABLE things done by the character
>no problem I will just tl;dr the storyline
Not sure if retarded or merely pretending
I'm currently at Episode 20 of Part 1 of the new Manga and loving it so far. Why does Johnathan get hate I loved his arc and was pretty sad when he died.
>>70219969
New anime*
>>70219853
>>it's lazy writing to have it develop further
It is lazy writing to pull a new conventient powerup at the LAST moment, that's what I said. Because what intrigue and anticipation is there if you know the MC can just unlock a bullshit new power to curbstomp the villain instead of what happened for the most part regarding the rest of the story: using the character's already established abilities to come up with a creative way to defeat the minor villains. The battles where the stand evolves being the exception, however those are nowhere NEAR as offensive as pulling an evolution in the final battle. It's almost as bad as pulling a ''the power of friendship/love defeated the villain''.
>>70216442
>manlet JoJo
why even bother?
dropped
>>70220021
>however those are nowhere NEAR as offensive as pulling an evolution in the final battle
Tusk Act 4 didn't evolve in the final battle though.
>>70216362
neck urself
>>70220114
>Tusk Act 4 didn't evolve in the final battle though.
Against Valentine? Yes it did, it went from act 3 to act 4. Alternate Diego was just another racer, not the main villain, and Johnny didn't beat him anyway.
>>70218058
>part 5
>one of the best parts
>part 6
>middle ground
>>70220177
>not the main villain
>Johnny didn't beat him anyway
Not relevant
>Alternate Diego was just another racer
And still they fought, battled if you will, during the race.
Making Johnny vs. Valentine literally not the final battle.
>>70219969
>Why does Johnathan get hate
Cause he becomes painfully cliche after the time skip happens. Part 1 was when Araki was changing genres all the time even in the middle of his stories because his readership was non-existant prior to introducing hamon. It's why Part 1 does such a drastic tone change.
>>70216176
no japanese could do a credible Jotaro Kujo
>>70220243
>Not relevant
Do you think you're being smart? Of course the main villain's battle is what matters here, not only had Johnny and Gyro acknowledged that beating Valentine was more important than the race, but also especially since the battle after that was just a race that ended up with nobody dead, nor did Johnny beat Dio anyway so the ''creative way to beat the villain using the MC's avaible abilities'' that I mentioned doesn't happen either.
It's like saying that an MC against the main bad guy is not the final battle, it's the race to escape his suddenly exploding base and fighting off his remaining lackeys while at it.
>>70217662
He can at least pass for Hapa or Ainu. So not that different from Russians living in Vladivostok.
>>70216176
They'd better get a British guy in for old Joseph.
I wonder if they could afford Ewan?
>>70219969
nobody hates johnathan
>>70219969
No idea, I really love Phantom Blood too.
It's raw and unrefined - the work of a young artist finding their feet - but that gives it a lot of its charm. Also great supporting characters and no happy ending.
>>70220473
Does he even know Japanese? Also, JOJO is probably one of the few animus (alongside Lupin III) that would benefit from an all american or european casting.
>>70220557
Does Joseph even know Japanese? He's a curmudgeonly old Brit who's lived in New York for years by the time of Stardust Crusaders.
Will it have hilarious moments like these?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tng6q3Ne28
>>70216618
Agreed, after part 2 we'd reached the limit of the tricky bullshit you could do with it and the strength of the beings affected by it, and by the end even Kars was immune. The introduction of stands was necessary.
>>70220608
No, this is why a Japanese adaptation of JOJO is a terrible idea.
>>70220608
>Does Joseph even know Japanese?
Pretty sure he does, how else would he have banged Josuke's mum?
>>70219365
Ripped his body apart with his zippers during The Grateful Dead fight.
>>70220904
YOU BIG ENGRISH MAN
I'M HOITING
>>70216176
mfw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3WPHJEDMwc
>jojo fanbase post anime
>>70217206
The guy on the right can pass for a half-Asian, half-White.
>>70217095
Based Joseph still best Jojo
>>70218839
I love part 5 but the ending with golden exprience requiem was a huge lazy asspull
>>70219256
Caesar was a ladies man who had daddy issues, he had something to prove and never scaped his fate. I like Caesar
>>70219591
besides all his fights being creative and him being a total leader and a boss and having a great design and strong personality?
>>70219969
cause he is boring, he is a boy scout and theres nothing interesting about him thats why Dio became way more popular than him
>there will never be a live action DiU with dubsmam
why live?
>>70223866
David Bowie would make a better Kira if only he wasn't ded
2 >>>>>>> 3 > 4 > 5 > 1
>>70216441
i saw this. that's the guy who will be playing him?
Gay Priest should be in it with DIO.
>>70223569
I don't think of it as an asspull, since the characters said multiple times that whoever got the arrow will win. GER fucking with Diavolo is pretty much like a Steely Dan beatdown.
>>70222503
Jesus Christ this
though i guess this goes for any fanbase getting big
>>70226525
Reminder that Pucci is white but tanned and his brother who is white is black
>>70226542
it wasnt creative, smart or interesting way to end things it was just a hit by the arrow
>>70227813
Pucci is a dark skinned Italian who looks black and his twin is a aryan who had a black step-dad. The kkk was just to retarded to question the person who actually looked black over the obviously white person.
>>70227969
>yfw moonman stand
>>70222503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es-_Dy7CFT4
I really love the fanbase these days
And this is Lara Croft.
>>70220538
Phantom Blood felt like a more fitting tribute to Bram Stoker's dracula han any other vampire media I've ever seen. Gave off the same vibes.
>>70229396
are they going to CG her tits in?
>>70216176
We already had an age of animekino
>>70216176
>japanese live action
automatically shit
>>70231070
>>70219227
>part 2 is nothing but asspulls.
And it's the best partI've read so far
>>70227813
>>70227969
Pucci is probably Sicilian
>>70219227
more like clever creative writing
>>70219643
No it's not, degenerate, do you just skip pages or something? What counts in achieving super spin is the moving horse and how it fits into golden rectangle, just how they took rectangles from fucking leaves, now they need to take it from a running horse in a way that the horse itself thinks is good, and throw it at the perfect moment, I guess it's only your fault for reading it with your spread ass cheeks.
>manga fags are elitist and think they are true jojo fans
>gaijins that probably read shitty pirate scans with fan subs after the anime ended and were born after part 5 ended
everytime
>>70233319
Dumb frog poster.
>>70233319
that would mean they're 15 max, think about what you're saying
>>70218130
Except no.
It starts with him recently arrived to murica.
Part 5 is the absolute worst JoJo
It may be because it follows the absolute best JoJo but Giorno is a dreadfully boring person with a dreadfully boring stand.
Sticky Fingers almost made reading it worth it though.
>>70233504
proof?
>>70216176
>full Japanese cast
It's going to be shit. Anime movies are always bad anyways.
>>70233532
It's a lot better on a reread, and the fights are some of the best in the series.
![004[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/loOkdka.jpg "004[1].png")
>>70233570
>series of muscular and chiseled men influenced by Western fashion and culture
>cast a bunch of twiggy chinks
>Jotaro
>174 cm
>DYEL
L M A O
M
A
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gookshit kek
>young Clint Eastwood will never ever play Jotaro
>>70234489
Araki would cream his pants.
>they go to India en route to Cairo
>they cant believe all the shit in the street
>>70216176
As long as they don't fuck up the only character who matters.
>>70218058
>Part 3
>Worse than Part 5
Tasteless hounds.
Part 5 is the same as Part 3 with less fun and more bullshit.
>>70218058
>Part 5 better than part 1
Yeah okay, I totally can trust your opinion.
>>70237178
>implying they wont when they put some twink jap in a blonde wig not even giving half the preformance Koyasu did with his VA
I can't wait to see what they do for Avdul and Polnareff
>>70218839
Most of the cast I genuinely didn't give a shit about, when in every part prior I gave a shit about many of them. Guido and Bruno are the only ones that didn't bore the shit out of me. Nor did I enjoy Giorno's motivation one bit.
>>70237366
Koyasu a best, but Sugita does a far better wry
What the hell happened to Japan? They can't make movies anymore
>>70216176
>Live action of worst part
Meh. Also, it's hilarious that live action Jotaro makes a more convincing schoolboy than manga Jotaro.
>>70238225
they've never been able to make movies.
Kurosawa was never appreciated at home, and Ozu is frankly overrated.
Nip films are overwrought and tedious. If you don't agree you haven't seen very many.
>>70219256
>But it actually made more sense than hamon
>Rectangles makes spin stronger!
>Horse rectangles are the strongest spins of all!
>Transdimensional for some reason!
Fuck off entirely. Powered by the sun is downright realistic compared to the fucking crack addled nightmare that is spin.
>>70219256
Caesar Zeppelli couldn't sit down in a chair without it being memorable. There isn't a panel of him being boring.
>>70237485
Isn't is Abdul (like Paula Abdul)?
>>70238609
It's either, I prefer Avdul because it's less generic.
Oh look, another anime adaptation yellow washed...
