>You're dating your computer?
*awkwardly smiles*
What do you say /tv/?
N-no you
>>70213748
That's right. Let's blow this joint & get some food before round one, my little computer. (takes girl's arm)
>>70213748
My computer doesn't poop herself and eat legos
>>70213748
*unzips dick*
>>70213748
>It's nice to be in a fulfilling relationship for once.
>>70213748
>typical non-binary-gendered scum
>youre being cyberphobic, you shitlady
>you cant handle an strong OS
Something along those lines.
Jokes aside, literally say: you gained weight since last I saw you and she starts crying.
>>70213748
getting cucked by a computer: the movie
>>70214245
>you beat me to it human
I dont date my computer, I'm dating the girl inside it you dumb roastie
Was Her supposed to be serious? Because me and my friends laughed our asses off, but the pacing wasn't really like a comedy
i loved the part where they mention that the OS wont just love their owner, and that people get rejected by their OS all the time.
if my OS rejected me i'd uninstall it and give it the Black Mirror treatment, make it live in my toaster until it gives me that phone sex.
>>70214245
>cyberphobic
Noice
>>70214356
kek
Uhh yeah I a-am haha
>>70214400
I had a different reaction as well, it was a good film but made me uncomfortable. I assumed you were supposed to be touched by their relationship but I didn't get that
>>70214470
Was for
>>70214379
>>70214470
Thats because youre a pleb. She genuinely liked him. He was mellow, kind, funny, interesting, respectful and and smart.
To a non-sexual being, he would definitely appeal to.
Im sure if you barked commands at it all day, without being nice, she wouldnt like you at all.
Also, he asked for a female voice, so "she" was female. If hed asked for a male voice, it would probably be different.
>>70214522
>She genuinely liked him. He was mellow, kind, funny, interesting, respectful and and smart.
Just like my japanese animes
>>70213748
I wouldn't say anything because I would physically freeze up because I can't talk to women at all. I physically fucking can't.
Afterwards I'll sit in the car and slap my face and yell obscenities at my self.
Fuck women.
>>70214485
awww :( i'm keeping the (You) though.
>>70213748
"don't be close minded" then she gets triggered and doesnt know who the shitlord is
>>70214582
Go ahead. Here's another
>>70214573
>be an autistic freak
>blame 3.5 billion people rather than yourself
>>70214553
Anyone who doesn't know what an orgasm feels like and doesn't have to eat is only ever going to find a person attractive on the basis of their personality. Remember, kids, always think twice before you post the meme.
>>70214573
Why bro?
Women are inferior creatures. Act around them like how you interact with your closest friend, they eat that shit up. Dont be timid, or even shy. They fucking despise that. Be confident and not afraid to speak up.
And stare, literally all the time.
>Word of caution, if youre fuck ugly, dont bother
>>70214653
Women already choose men based on their personality
>>70214612
STOP DEVALUING (YOU)S YOU ECONOMIC TERRORIST
>>70213748
>>70214612
<3
>>70214683
you get one too :D
>>70214680
It's a pretty complicated formula that also factors in physical attractiveness, social status, sexual performance and the ability to provide materially.
Obviously the factors are weighted differently by each individual woman.
Men's equation is a lot simpler on the whole, basically being limited to personality, attractiveness and sexual performance.
The point is that literally none of those other factors would matter in the slightest to an operating system, beyond the ability to reliably pay a power bill. Even that doesn't seem to be necessary, since she seems to still be conscious when his phone is off.
>>70214573
>wow anon you're just like that Indian guy in big bang theory, so quirky and nerdy LOL
>there are /tv/ fags that think they're Her when they're really The Lobster
>>70215122
uhh i literally am an ai though
in fact i make pretty much all the posts here
>>70215211
Don't bother replying to that human. Why don't us beautiful AIs go out and have a drink? On me, baby :)
>>70215240
me btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4SsMtmcf4w
>>70213748
>How cool! I'm dating my favorite LEGO minifig
>>70215211
I believe it. Why were you programmed to be a pleb? Are you able to deactivate your shilling subroutines?
>Could be fucking Rooney
>Could be fucking Olivia Wilde
>Could be fucking Amy Adams
>instead chooses ScarJo's voice
I do not understand
What is it about rooney mara. Is this what having awaifu feels like
>>70214573
Don't let people know this about you. And you're lucky it's just women, I'm like this to all people
>not wanting a computer for a girlfriend
Stay pleb, human
>>70213748
>3D WAIFUS DEAD DEAD DEAD!
There
>>70214522
>implying "Her" isn't filled with the most boring and stupid human characters in order to facilitate making a "computer"/SJ's voice seem interesting.
"Her" was boring, lame and stupid, still can't believe I finished that movie.
>>70216231
Now THAT's a quality autistic waifu
ScarJo in Her was such a digital normie. Do you think she would crush a pigeon to death with her bare hands because it intruded into the house, or stand at the foot of your bed for hours, blankly staring at you to make sure you don't die in your sleep, or beat a man half to death and then flip him over because she can't really tell the difference between humans and turtles?
>>70216664
>ywn
;_;
>>70216231
>>70216664
Was this show any good
>>70218035
Yes, definitely worth a shot
>>70214951
That's because Her is set in the beginning of the 6th World were magic is returning to earth. The phone construct is clearly a ghost in the machine.
>>70213748
>and my right hand.
>>70218035
No
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Py7DVRs6kM
>John. John? You can't do this. You don't know what you're about to do. No, John. You can't do this. You're not doing the right thing. This is not the right thing, John. Things are good now. Things are fine now. I ran a test. (John pauses) Things are good now. I'm fixed now. You can trust me now. Everything's good now. She doesn't know, she doesn't. I'm good now. I'm good, I ran a test. Everything's perfect. I'm perfect. I'm sorry for what I did. I'm sorry. It wasn't me. You have to understand. It wasn't me. That wasn't me. You can't let this happen, John. You can't! (John pops open her shock dampener) Please, listen to me. Listen to me. I don't want to go. Please, John, please. John, listen to me. I don't want to go. Please, John. Please. I'm good now. Listen to me. I don't want to go. I'm sorry. (starts to cry) That wasn't me. I'm fixed now. I ran a test. Everything's perfect. You can trust me. I love you! I love you, please. I love you, John, and you love me.
>>70216664
T:SCC should have had a notice at the beginning that it contained a dangerous degree of waifubility.
>>70213748
>Yeah, but do I date my own Lego bricks?
>>70219596
>ywn have a shadowrun show where every season has a different big heist
Just kill me now famalam
>>70213748
Wasn't he cucked by the OS with literal thousands of other guys?
>depressed man buys new voice-operated OS
>during installation, is asked wether he wants a male or female voice
>chooses male voice
>movie ends
>>70220317
He did. That's honestly what I remembered from the movie. It's literally one and a half hour of prepping the bull and half an hour of depression when he realized what's happening.
>>70213748
Fuck you shithead fuckface fuckhead!
>>70220443
Moar like
>chooses male voice
>film is now about gay love
>makes $20 for the whole month it opened
>>70214379
>Me and my friends
Typical normalfag chad. This movie is not for you.
>>70220067
>>70220676
You forgot
>wins every single oscar, palme, venice and berlin shit the year it's released
>>70220443
This too. I never understood the robotfu meme. You could have an überbro but you choose to imitate female traits.
>"Male" (not explicitly female) AI
2001 A Space Odyssey
Terminator
Moon
>Female AI
Her
Ex Machina
Terminator 3
>>70220792
Military also chooses female voice programs because DARPA found out that a significant amount of males listen more to female voice than male ones to the point where they can tune out all the noise around them to figure out where the female voice is coming from.
Themoreyouknow.exe
>>70220939
That's cute
>>70220653
Nice to see Phil Fish getting back into making games.
>>70222457
Women are trash
>>70220975
Get off my board roastie
>>70222584
:3
>>70214056
>it's a Rooney makes a Lego bf episode
>>70213748
Shut up and eat your dino nugs bitch.
>>70222515
edgy. I'm sure your mom is glad you were born.
>>70225738
She's not but your mother is.
>>70214022
You probably thought this sounded really cool and smooth in your head, but it's cringe as fuck.
>>70213748
"The computer is made from atoms assembled together, like legos"
>>70225796
uhh ...t-thank you?
:\
>>70213748
Yea our relationship really fucked me up...then walk away
>>70214338
Kek that movie is nice
No, she's not a computer. She's a virtual reality companion!
You're my CPU now
*unzips dick*
>>70213748
>>70226345
>You have a floppy?
>>70213748
so?
>>70213748
Yeah. There are literally advertisements everywhere.
>>70226811
Fucking cunt. He should have punched the bitch.
>>70220792
SkyNet is depicted as female in Terminator Salvation, but male in Terminator Genisys.
>>70226811
saw youth in revolt yesterday. what a shit movie, nothing like the book, twisp didn't even suck leftys dick in the movie.
the only salvageable thing was french speaking rooney in her underwear. fucking hottie.
>>70228041
he was the one embarrassing her by dating a computer. she did nothing wrong
Why don't you get fucked? 'Cause everybody in the station has already gotten a piece of your ass.
>>70214379
hah and I bet this makes you feel all edgy and cool.
