Trust me, that Apple stock won't amount to a thing!
>>70213422
James Cameron? Bah! He won't amount to a thing. Terminator was a flash in the pan, a fluke, a lucky stab in the dark.
>"God himself couldn't sink this ship."
>"Picasso? He won't amount to a thing... Trust me, he won't."
>"Rock 'n Roll? A bunch of simpletons flailing their arms to jumbled noise! I assure you in one year know we won't even remember the name of this passing fad!"
>"Civil rights? More like silly rights! It won't pan out."
>"Airplanes? Certain death, not to mention excessively expensive. That idea will never take flight!"
>"I just made myself a very lucrative deal with a Nigerian prince. My fortune is sure to triple in size."
>"Powering machines through nuclear fission? Such marvel concepts that come out of these funny books. Surely no scientist of respect will look at it twice."
>"Automobiles? For what purpose? Just make faster horses."
>"3D technology? What kind of fool would pay for something he already experiences every day?"
>"Novels? Dollars to doughnuts it'll crash and burn. Respectable young men and women should only read the newspaper and the cookbook, respectively."
>"Tales from the Crypt? Why Rose, you appear to be mistaken. I never starred in such a play."
>"Digital computers? Oh, Rose, you and your silly hormone-driven delusions."
>"Motion pictures? DAMN IT ROSE, I'M SICK OF YOUR WITCHCRAFT, YOU WILL MARRY ME!"
>>70213422
FaceBook? Please! MySpace will never be topped!
>>70213491
>Just make faster horses."
VHS? A novel concept, I'm sure, but video footage on a tape? Absolutely nonsense, Rose. Now betamax, that was a sound investment. I'm sure to turn a pretty oenny on those stocks.
>>70213468
How right they were
Billy Zane is arguably the world's greatest actor.
What did he say originally in the movie?
>>70213831
Guy should've been Lex Luthor
>>70213865
Something about Picasso I think. Or the Titanic being unsinkable.
>>70213491
>God didn't, it was the iceberg
>He didn't amount to a thing, people only cared after he died
>the recording industry is dead
>civil rights clearly didn't pan out for whiny blacks, since now we hae BLM
>crashing in a plane will almost certainly lead to no survivors nine times out of ten
>doesn't even fit the theme
>Chernobyl, Fukushima
>Global warming
>people waste money on CGI Marve pleb shit every day
>Millennials don't even read
>Demon Knight was prime entertainment
>sinlge-handedly created an entire generation of fatboy cowards hiding behind anonymity
>motion pictures are trash, nine times out of ten
You now realize Billy Zane from Titanic was trying to save the world and keep it classy
put a cork in it, Zane
Streaming content? No one will ever want to pay for something they don't own a physical copy of!
>>70213901
both
The Playstation 4? Haha, Rose, I think after the third iteration they would realise this "PlayStation" thing isn't really panning out. It'll flop, I'd stake my entire fortune on it.
>>70214005
oh come now anon, its all in a bit of fun!
>>70213879
listen to this anon, he's a cool guy.
>>70214160
This actually seems plausible, yet here we are.
