Was he retarded?
No he was from dorset
Not retarded, just uneducated to some extent.
>>70193822
He's a big guy
>>70193980
UUUU
>>70193822
well, he was a teacher
He was half-giant. Full giants are savage mongoloids, and his giant half-brother was largely nonverbal. Hagrid was lucky to be as intelligent and functioning as he was.
>>70193822
No, he's a "normal" guy in a place with where everyone has super-powers; wizards are known for only caring about magical shit, so he doesn't have any opportunity to learn much.
>>70193822
Dorset born, dorset bred, strong in the arm, weak in the head
>>70193822
Harry Potter was easily one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>70194224
hi r/4chan
>>70194224
top fucking kek fellow redditor. never seen this one before xD
He was a there, FRIEND
>>70194301
>>70194348
look at them now
they had to go to the reddit card after being b lown out of /lit/ and now /tv/
i can't stop laughing
>>70194224
you can't make people mad with posts like these anymore :/
>>70195982
Nigger fuck your shit pasta
>>70196167
get some fucking taste you tasteless fucking nerd
Who would win, Hagrid or Hodor?
>>70196219
Get that dick out of your mouth so I can see your shit eating grin you spick
>>70196680
Are u fucking stepping up to your cinema and lit superior you piece of shit outsider?
>>70196741
Nobody gives a shit about lit. And you clearly have shit taste across the board so stop coming to this one you stick out like a faggot
>>70193822
No becuase THE WIG KNOWS!
