>"I am total loser."
>"I live in my moms basement."
Literally /tv/ the character.
>>70188135
hes got some sweet digs though, also he's clearly taking care of dear old mom given that she ain't go no man
>An Ancient Evil Awakens
>>70188135
He's a fun character with a poorly fitting theme.
>wake up
>waifu dead
;__;
>>70188135
Is he meant to be young? Cos he looked old as fuck
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS
>>70188250
DOFP - yes
Apoc - no
>>70188256
That fucking scene was when I left the movie
What happened in the end? spoiler it but i'm curious
Wait let me guess:
They go fight imhotep and they are losing but then magnetman turns the tides of the battle to save his friends
>It just writes itself
>>70188338
That was the best scene in the movie. You're a giant faggot.
>>70188338
no, Sansa Stark goes full Phoenix and teams up with Xavier to mind rape Apocalypse.
Apoc says "all is revealed" foreshadowing the Dark Phoenix saga.
>>70188473
State your age
>>70188473
Correct
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fkiZoiJN7I
b a s e d
>>70188490
that was pretty neato. Even so "normies" probably don't understand what the fuck went on with the giant phoenix suddenly appearing on the screen.
>>70188524
old enough to be plowing your mother's gaping asshole.
>>70188601
Yeah that scene was pretty intense and satisfying.
This flick was utter trash, the only saviour was tutenkamun was pretty based
>>70188135
He's 24 years old. Literally the age of us neets.
Oh Charles Dawkins help me...
>>70188338
>i left the movie
You know you didn't leave any movie faggot. Why would you waste movie to watch 1/3rd of a movie.
BAIT IS UNREAL ENGINE 4
>why would you turn off the TV? I mean you already paid for it just leave it on
>>70188962
>>70189080
>>70189180
Should Hugh Jackman have a hardcore sex scene with Sophie Turner in the next x men? Just to stay accurate to the comics of course
femke was a way better phoenix
>>70188135
isn't he a bit old to act like a teenager?
I mean, just look at his face, he's easily during his 30-something
>>70188586
>all that cheering
it looks like im hearing a concert
>>70189717
He's 28 or so, I think, and this was set in the 80s, 10 years after DoFP, I think he looks just as he should look
>>70189830
what I mean is... he's trying too hard to act and dress like a teen when he's already 28
>>70188882
>wasting time on what you can already tell is a garbage movie
And that's how I know you're a pleb
>>70189925
How is it garbage. People go to a movie to enjoy it with no expectations. Try doing that next time instead of looking for something to hate. Geeze everything isn't about you. Nobody cares if you go, stay, or leave.
Don't watch a movie with hate in the mind beforehand.
>>70189904
Well he's a fucking manchild living with his mom.
>>70189925
>wasting time on what you can already tell is a garbage movie
>instead of doing something else with my time, I went to the movie teather expecting that the film wouldn't reach my impossible expectations
that's how stupid you sound
>>70189904
>act
>trying
he's an actual manchild. I still love him though.
FOX should really consider dealing with Marvel because really this is so uncanny with what happened with their fate.
I found it to be a decent movie actually, better than DoFP and First Class.
And it really had an MCU flavor of it's own. Especially at the end.
But if this is it, they could really be making more with getting less back like this
>>70190059
>>70190205
Leave this board fucking retard normies.
>>70188490
Phoenix is stronger than Apocalypse.
>>70190424
>ad-hominem
>>70188338
>woah I hate things which people find fun because I'm just such a nihilistic snowflake and got it all figured out
Get over yourself fagface
>>70190457
For sure.
>>70188490
Is Cyclops gonna get assraped again?
>>70188135
I don't understand. Why do most families move their sons to the basement when they get older?
Does twinkcrawler do anything relevant or does he just have one scene to demo his powers and he does nothing else the rest of the movie
>>70190424
fuck off and watch your snorefest foreign films, fagget
>>70190628
he's ok, Beast and Lightsaber girl was literally useless
Wait, so is this movie retconning the original Xmen trilogy or is it bridging it? Because at the end of DOFP they had the actors from the OT, and I think that Magneto sequence was from that too, but clearly they retconned Jean Grey's origin from X3 and Angel, too? I'm confused at the timelines.
>>70190629
Keep rotting your brain with the same movie over and over again, not gonna stop because you're a stubborn retard not my problem
>>70190744
kys
>>70190628
he does a few tricks through the movie
fights only twice (once with angel and at the last fight)
he's much better than beast and psylocke (you see 90% of her action scenes in the trailers)
>>70190744
back to r/truefilm with you faggot.
>>70190611
because the son wants more space + it gets the son out of the way, he can be hidden in case guests come around
>>70188586
I didn't think they could take such a great scene from the previous movie and make it better.
I was wrong.
>>70190939
is rush a good band?
>>70190611
So the husband moves to the sons room, cucksheds ain't cheap
>>70188586
wtf is wrong with russians?
also why didnt he save havok?
I usually don't like these characters but I gotta admit it was pretty ironically ep*c when he first appeared near the school with a twinkie in hand
He's like the only fun character around in X-Men
Face it, next to James McAvoy, this sanic manchild made the movies good.
>>70191124
he was already dead
>>70191324
and Magneto
>>70191386
More like Gayneto
>>70191324
>James McAvoy
I don't know why but his smile is unerving
looks like a pedo to me or somehting
>>70188524
>>70188606
mah nigga u just got roasted
>>70191345
we never saw his body
>>70188256
>>70188256
Who am I to disagree
>>70191513
>he's young or underage
>HAHAHAHA YOU ARE JUST A FUCKING KID WITHOUT TASTE XDDD
>he's old
>HAHAHA WOW, WHAT A FUCKING MANCHILD XDDD
there's no winning with you since you don't even know how to argue properly
now fuck off, bitch boy
>>70191713
>you don't even know how to argue properly
>now fuck off, bitch boy
>>70191412
That was a pretty witty comeback. You must be the most popular kid in primary school.
>>70191769
he's right
>>70188135
The makeup is so fucking bad in this movie.
Everyone looks like they slept in a skip.
>>70193157
I don't see it
>>70188338
saw it but was let down, i find Xmen is for edgy teens who feel disillusioned and listen to pop punk
>>70190984
Yes.
>>70188135
>Literally /tv/ the character
Except /tv/ never fucked Jennifer Lawrence
No this is literally /tv/ the characters
>>70188250
He's only 29. He's late-20s tops in Apocalypse.
>>70194067
That was beast, Nicolas Hoult. Evan peters fucked emma roberts
>>70190984
Yeah, they're pretty good.
>>70188825
>He's 24 years old
So he was 14 in Days of Future Pants?
>>70189904
When you're NEET you stop keeping up with fashion, it's why most NEETs on 4chan still dress like teenagers.
>>70188586
that lasted way too long, the joke got old after the first minute.
>>70190677
They were old as shit in DOFP. It was set in 2023. Magneto would be pushing late 80's at least.
>>70194142
emma roberts isn't in x men
>>70194067
/tv/ has literally never fucked anything or anybody
>>70194142
>implying Quicksilver and Mystique didn't fuck
She is a slut
>>70191492
Have you seen Wanted? He looks like a psycho that whole movie
I loved the Quicksilver scene, although I hope if they do one next movie it's different enough to be entertaining. The jokes good, but you've told it twice.
Why would they ruin the flick even worse with a shit song and rehash?
I liked everything about the new X-Men movie EXCEPT the Apocalypse part of the storyline.
That's sort of a problem.
Should've went Sinister or something first instead of after.
>>70194387
>He could be in and out before she even realized it
>Magneto kills millions of people
>No one cares
nice meme
>>70194808
His dick would cause traumatic damage
>>70194921
it was just a prank bro
>>70188256
Singer may be a twink-hungry Jew, but I will never not respect him for making this scene using mostly practical effects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT6MWr7XeJ4
>>70194574
It's not a joke, it's a cool scene.
>>70194295
nah
>>70195133
this
REMOVE MYSTIQUE
>>70188135
>>70188256
What's up with Fox shills spamming this guy.
>>70188135
I bet he cums too fast
>>70195133
No, it's a cheap rehash of the DOFP scene, but with awful CGI this time.
That explosion where Quicksilver goes out of the window was fucking laughable.
>>70195340
Why not spam the best part of your flick?
>>70188135
>JLaw Mystique jerk off at an historical high
>Mystique is almost always without make up for some reason
>complete miscast of absolutely everyone aside from McAvoy and Fassbender, and Fassbender phoned in this one
>action drags on for way too long, probably to cover up the fact that there's not much plot
>Magneto's wife that it's basically a plot-device has more character development and lines than Psylocke
>Jean is able to use Phoenix force when she's like 18 and is more powerful than her 30 year old counterpart in X-Men 2
>Apocalypse has absolutely no presence
>the fact that the X-Men struggled to defeat Toad and now their teenage counterparts defeat fucking Apocalypse
>Havok gets cucked into irrelevancy and into a pointless death
>DOFP ending with Stryker having yellow eyes, implying that's Mystique, gets completely ignored
>Wolverine cameo it's just there to say ''Wolverine is in the movie!''
>Jubilee gets like 30 seconds of screentime and DOESN'T USE ANY OF HER POWERS
>Havoc dies and nobody really cares
>Cyclops cries a bit, but there's zero consequences after that
>Magneto's family is killed outta noware by... god? with a misfired arrow
>this is event is never questioned or explained
>Storm is for some reason cool with ending the world
>zero motivation to trust and follow this guy other than a boost of power
>purple sword lady is for some reason cool with ending the world
>zero motivation other than a small boost of power
>Magneto is for some reason cool with ending the world
>even though Magneto never wanted anything like this
>Magneto only wanted mutants to rise and take power, he never wanted to KILL EVERYBODY CUZ FUCK MY FAMILY DID
Cont.
>>70188256
>>70188338
It was easily the best scene. The Wolverine scene was the second best.
>>70195512
>for some reason the all powerful purple guy only acquires 4 followers despite knowing that there are far more mutants who could potentially cause a big problem
>despite having access to everyone's mind including direct access to Professor X's mind, purple man ignores Jean Grey entirely
>Magneto just sits in his big tornado until the movie decides it's time to throw shit at purple man
>Magneto kills thousands, if not millions of people for no reason
>Professor X calls him "old friend" and then lets him walk out the door
Honorable mention to Quicksilver
>Quicksilver happens to be there, because the plot needs him to be(More proof that he is nothing more than a plot device, not a character)
>They make a point in DoFP of how Quicksilver has to hold someone's neck so they don't get whiplash
>He proceeds to start carrying people left and right with no concern of that in this one.
>Throws them out of windows in to what is essentially a bed sheet, throws people in to water as well.
>We see it in slow-mo, but in reality he is throwing them at an incredibly high speed.
>None of them end up with broken necks, or broken limbs because they got thrown out of what could be assume would be like if you shot out of a window of a car in a car wreck.
Seriously, this movie was such a gigantic clusterfuck.
>>70195512
>Jean is able to use Phoenix force when she's like 18 and is more powerful than her 30 year old counterpart in X-Men 2
Watch X3 again, in that time line Charles sealed her powers. The events of DoFP changel him so he didn't do it this time.
>>70195549
The explosion WAS CGI.
But the point is that the scene looked completely awful.
Had to hold my laughter in that shot of Quicksilver's face, it's just so ridiculous.
>>70195663
Phoenix Force isn't a power-up that she can just use whenever she can.
Hell, all that happened in the movie for newbie Jean to use it was for Charles to tell him
>LET GO JEAN
>>70195513
Wolverine scene was shit. Most of the schlock in the movie was great though. It was like I was really watching a comic book movie.
Probably the blandest and most boring capeshit movie i've seen since The Wolverine.
Also, i'm already tired as fuck of the
>THE NEXT MOVIE WILL BE ''THE'' X-MEN MOVIE
endings we have had for 16 years already.
>>70195748
Remember X3 when she was so powerful she lifted every car on her street as a little girl? Even if the Phoenix thing is wrong, bitch is insanely strong unrestrained
>>70195340
>shills
>>>/v/
>>70195512
>>70195587
fuck you, I liked it.
>>70196034
Yes, but the fact that only one sentence was needed for her to unleash her Mary Sue powers was just dissapointing.
>>70196034
Why call her a bitch? That's a bit unnecessary don't cha think?
>>70194741
>Should've went Sinister or something first
That's actually a good point. That would have given Apocalypse more build-up.
>>70195512
>JLaw Mystique jerk off at an historical high
This is the biggest problem with the franchise right now.
In a movie where they are facing Apocalypse they push to make the one that can't do shit as the Captain America of the X-Men.
>>70196186
Lol shut up, fag.
>>70196186
Bitch can't act
>>70196264
>they push to make the one that can't do shit
Lawrence Mystique is so useless, Romjin was crazy deadly.
you'll faggots don't even smoke crack
>>70188135
>dat God-tier hair
I hate him.
>>70196995
So what epic meme are you trying to start here?
But really this is at movie number nine now and it's like they're just riding on coat tails.
I think Hasbro's X-Men's Legends line has gotten more buzz
So who's gonna play Mr Sinister next movie?
>>70199457
Eric Roberts
>>70199457
>you called?
>>70188490
She was a piss poor Phoenix, she didn't look evil at all. When Dark Phoenix showed up last time she was fucking everybody's shit up.
>>70188135
I like quicksilver, he aguably is one of the most powerful X-men on the planet and having a teen who cares little about power is pretty much perfect...you don't have to worry about him going all Erik Lensherr on the world.
>>70190457
>Phoenix is stronger than Apocalypse.
She's also more dangerous, she has problems controlling it.
Can any of you nerds explain the Phoenix power? As a casual it seemed Jean killed Apop because she just could. like a "lol i'm stronger so I win no explanation needed" scenario but I assume it's more nuanced than that.
>>70200588
She's a telepath, a walking doomsday weapon.
Its a common sci-fi theme.
>>70196116
You might have shit taste. It's okay one in four of my friends had shit taste as well.
>>70200803
telepath = walking doomsday weapon?
since when?
>Wolverine Slaughters a bunch of innocent men
>Immediately afterwards he shares a romantic moment with an underage girl
>This is suppose to not be cringy
okay Singer
>>70201303
>not even being in a different timeline saves Cyclops from cuckoldry
BRAVO SINGER
>>70200496
>you don't have to worry about him going all Erik Lensherr on the world
Until some honey breaks his heart and he gets pissed
>>70201471
>implying any girl would go near a basement dwelling NEET
I havent seen an x-men movie since first class, but from what I understand that was a soft reboot but Days of Future Past ties all the movies together and reboots it again or something?
>>70196961
>Lawrence Mystique is so useless, Romjin was crazy deadly.
You can't compare the two, Jennifer Lawrence obviously doesn't want to put in the gym time to look like Mystique, so we got this flabby legged pretender. Romjin was just liquid sex compared to her.
>>70201573
>saved nearly everyone from certain death
>fought against Apocalypse and actually pushed his shit in
>arguably the most powerful Mutant alive
>an official X-Men
>constantly surrounded by horny Mutant teens
Yeah, he's gonna have no problem pulling pussy
>>70201693
>Romijin's last capeshit was Punisher
:(
>>70200978
Since Akira
>>70188250
Doesn't it say in the comics that he ages like four times normal rate because of the superspeed?
>Dat final scene
So who else is pumped for X-Men v Transformers?!
>>70189498
>white people
>>70190677
Canon timeline
First Class
Days of Future Past
Apocalypse
X-Men
X2
The Wolverine
Deadpool
DoFP erased X3
Apoc erases Origins
>>70205746
Apoc erases X2 as well...
>>70206001
Yeah I thought The Four Horsemen was a nice touch
>>70191536
It got roasted by the explosion before Quicksilver even reached them.
>>70191713
How autistic.
eastern european, fish out of water, nightcrawler is the best
>>70190629
>stop posting dissenting opinions, I want to have a circlejerk with other idiots like me like back at my hugbox webzone
Go play in traffic.
>>70194218
i thought he was 16 in Days of Future duck
>he can rape a woman and she wouldn't even know what happened
just fuck my shit up
>>70207029
A poke causes people to go flying, the speed that his dick would move would cause vaginal bruising at the least.
>>70188135
>>70188154
>>70188157
>>70188193
>>70188256
>>70188519
>>70188785
>>70188882
>>70189180
>>70189830
>>70190381
>>70190605
>>70190677
>>70190839
>>70191536
>>70191769
>>70194067
>>70194275
>>70194574
>>70195668
>>70207082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoPDDQWRFhc&feature=youtu.be
apocalypse was shit. the quicksilver scene was weak as hell too, nowhere near as good as the DOFP one
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IXMIyDn.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>70188135
i was really digging these angel aesthetics but they didnt really do anything with it and just turned him into a random mook
>>70196264
>one that can't do shit as the Captain America of the X-Men.
Like Avenges cap.
>>70207425
>6 views
Your video sucks
>>70191769
He's right, you're wrong.
Why did he need Magneto?
It's shown many times that Apocalypse can move whatever he wants.
Why does he care so much about a dude that's limited to metal?
Also, how did his powers transfer from body to body?
The mutations are genetic, and his consciousness wouldn't carry over genetic differences
>>70205907
How do you figure? It happens like what 20 years from Apoc.
>>70188586
>a hero actually saving people and having fun with their powers
scene accidentally slipped through from the dimension where fun is allowed in capeshit
>>70207425
>mexiposters
>>70208412
it seems like he can only control rocks, and not to the extent that magneto can
and it must be his power to take powers with him since transferring your soul is completely unrealistic anyway
>>70201303
>kidnapping and experimenting on people to force them to be killing machines
>innocent
>>70188135
Except he's not a fat manlet with zero purpose in life and wannabe patrician taste
So Quicksilver is basically like the Flash, right?
Also why do they need the other x-men, when they got Charles, phoenix girl, magneto and him?
>>70209598
why did purple shitskin man need meme asian old women and angel when a couple of guys with rifles would have been a thousand times deadlier?
>>70188249
>Apocalypse has her and some niggaroos in ancient egypt
>No actual egyptians
>>70209598
Flash in the comics is amazingly broken and has outrun abstract concepts like his own death and he's getting that bad on the TV show too when he keeps running back in time and into different dimensions and shit
>>70188490
How did the Phoenix power overwhelm apocalypse's healing ability but not be able to kill wolverine in The Last Stand?
Also, why didn't the Phoenix blow up the world? I thought the world ended when the Phoenix is unleashed.
>>70210166
>How did the Phoenix power overwhelm apocalypse's healing ability but not be able to kill wolverine in The Last Stand?
Cuz Last Stand is garbage
>Also, why didn't the Phoenix blow up the world? I thought the world ended when the Phoenix is unleashed.
You thought wrong.
>>70209598
>>70210036
how fast can Quicksilver actually travel?
in DOFP he's running around an entire room before a bullet can cross it, but how fast do you have to be to do the same with an explosion?
>>70210166
Wolverine wasn't also getting blasted by laser vision and lightning and skewered with metal and getting mind fucked
>>70190677
First Class happened, then X-1, X-2, X-3. Don't know/care about the solo wolvy movies, then DOFP, which retcons X 1,2,3 and leads into apocalypse
>>70191769
You are being a cunt tho so maybe you should fuck off and die in a fire
>>70190677
DOFP retconned everything other than First Class and I guess the childhood/civil war/WW1/WW2 flashbacks in the opening credits of Wolverine: Origins if you wanna get autistic about it
still doesn't make any sense since some characters are dramatically younger than they are in the first timeline and going back in time isn't going to make people be born earlier
Why does Xavier ask Magneto to stay with him at school and even calls him old friend ? He murdered hundreds of innocent people. Probably hundred of thousand people at the end of Apocalypse.
Xavier is directly responsible of these death. You can't kill people unless you're friend with him.
>>70206967
More likely he was since he drove off on his exit scene.
>>70210214
But how was 14 year old Jean able to control the pheonix well enough so that it isn't fully unleashed and she doesn't go insane like the first Jean does?
>tfw we will never meet the Phoenix Force in the movies
>we will never see Jean become The Phoenix after it raises her from the dead
>we will never watch the Phoenix be seduced to the dark side to play Black Queen to Emma Frost's White in the Hellfire Club
>we will never see the Dark Phoenix devour a fucking star
>the X-Men will never face an intergalactic trial as the various factions of the universe deside the Phoenix is too deadly
>we will never see Jean sacrifice herself to spare the universe the horrors of the cosmic personification of life and death being trapped in a human body
>tfw it will just be "Jean Grey is like super powerful and has to control it but then she goes craaazy" again
>Magneto killed thousands if not millions of people all over the world with earthquakes
>just walks away and the end scott free
>>70210243
His top speed in the comics used to be mach 1, he's much faster than that in the ultimates. In the movies everything is slowing down around him, so he's certainly going at retarded speeds akin to the flash. That or he has za warudo powers which slow everyone around him.
>>70210782
this
>>70210243
Bees can beat their wings 600 times per second and he was casually walking beside one mid-beat, so hella fucking epic is the answer.
>>70194921
>>70210666
>>70210782
He's a bad guy
>>70210782
IT'S OKAY BECAUSE HE WAS GRIEVING AND VULNERABLE
IT'S AN AU SO SURELY HE WON'T DO IT AGAIN
>>70188490
> Dark Phoenix Saga
> featuring Sophie fucking Turner as Jean Grey
JUST
>>70211330
based Red Skull
>>70211330
>we're not so different, you and I
>>70195587
>>They make a point in DoFP of how Quicksilver has to hold someone's neck so they don't get whiplash
That one is weird, toward the end when he's moving Mystique he clearly hold her neck but during the school thing he doesn't give a flying fuck
>>70208412
I guess it has something to do about Magneto's speech.
>>70188135
Jubilee did nothing.
Period.
>>70188135
http://traffic.libsyn.com/theblacktapes/SPECIAL_ANNOUNCEMENT_-_Alex_and_Nic.mp3
http://traffic.libsyn.com/theblacktapes/THE_BLACK_TAPES_PODCAST_EPISODE_201_-_Sleepless_in_Seattle.mp3
http://traffic.libsyn.com/theblacktapes/THE_BLACK_TAPES_PODCAST_EPISODE_112_-_Shadow_Dancing.mp3
>>70194130
are these random images you found on Google? Or did you actually search for the right faces to make this collage?
>>70188135
>can't even tell his father that he's his son
>>70188135
He really didn't have any of that "loser" air around him. I think he was just pitying himself.
I like how they insulted X3 movie by masking with star wars trilogy
>>70200588
Phoenix was alien in comic as far i remember. pretty much like the symbiote but the movies have different approach
>>70194130
me in the middle right
Ya'll are a bunch of faggots. You are literally trying to sound unimpressed by the Quicksilver scene, which was GREAT and IMPRESSIVE by the way, on a fucking anonymous website. Fucking autists i swear.
>>70188135
Someone with the power he has and he hasn't used his talents to become rich beyond his wildest dreams?
Yes I would say he is the biggest loser on the planet.
>>70189498
Why are Americans always shitting themselves. Wtf?
>>70222501
It's what happens when fat virgins with no actual worthwhile skills try to impress other fat virgins with no actual worthwhile skills. They all rely on their "superior taste" to give them some sort of reason to live so they could shitpost all day.
>>70200588
>The Phoenix Force is one of the oldest known cosmic entities, representing life that has not yet been born. The Phoenix Force is an immortal, indestructible, and mutable manifestation of the prime universal force of life. Born of the void between states of being, the Phoenix Force is a child of the universe.
