Leave Car kino to us
what a unique and intelligent thread.
Name a more based women
>>70184755
bitch pls
inb4 Initial D GOAT unanimously
inb4 not even based
It was meh. Lot of people overreacting but it really was just meh. Had alright parts, had rough parts, wasn't as good as before but might, maybe, get better later on.
>leave manbaby tantrums over dindins to us
fixed
>>70185349
Assblasted nonce-enabler producer detected.
>>70185034
>anime
>having any value whatsoever let alone being kino
back to your containment board, weeaboo
and daily reminder that the average japanese person thinks people who watch anime are faggots
>>70185506
>physically attacks someone because he didn't get the food he wanted
m8
that's the literal definition of ass blasted.
That episode with Clarkson, Hammond and May would have been perfectly fine.
What a fucking disaster
>>70185508
>back to your containment board, weeaboo
o I am laffin
>>70185508
>back to your containment board, weeaboo
>>70184918
Rachel Riley
Vorderman is fucking vile.
A decent new beginning, as they get a better rapport and bounce off each other better it'll get faster. They do need a third hoast in the studio though (Eddy Jordan or the german woman might work), a news banter section and to not spend so much time on the star in the rally car section.
Top Gear is and will be much better than Clarkson's new show which sounds like it will be just self indulgent pap.
DUDE I WATCH OTHER PEOPLE DRIVING A CAR LMAO
It was wank. Chris Evans and his stupid high-pitched how-did-you-ever-get-a-job-working-on-radio-you-twat voice, no chemistry with anyone, OVEREXCITED, Matt Le Blanc with no sense of irony or understanding of sarcasm/banter reading off an autocue, a really fucking weird section with Gordon Ramsay and Jesse Eisenberg and just a lot of forced twattery.
The audience all looked like they'd been given tickets for free rather than actually wanting to be there, and it was just... sad, really.
It all feels very over-produced, from the brighter colour grading to the way Chris sort-of 'ushers' everyone else out of shot so that he can get back to PRESENTING. The old Top Gear felt more organic, less rushed, and not like a BBC Three show.
>>70186530
DUDE HANDBRAKE TURN LMAO
I don't know, if they bring back Clarkson he might attack the lunch lady cause they're out of HP sauce or something.
>>70187018
And then he'd go and shoot the best 58 minutes of television for the week. Why do you care who he's punching, if he's good at his job?
>>70184755
Which one would you fuck
>>70187018
He would attack the lunch lady then shoot an episode that draws over 300million viewers.
>>70187134
Hammond cause he looks like he isnt a stranger to a cock in his ass.
>>70187124
>And then he'd go and shoot the best 58 minutes of television for the week
Kek. Are you one of those spastics that genuinely thinks every fucking TG episode was TV gold?
>>70187377
No, but I'd probably wager pretty hard that every episode at least had a segment I enjoyed.
The closest I came to that tonight was watching Sabine drive, butI have an Angry German Woman fetish
Water section!!!! Yaaayyyyyy!
>>70187521
Even the Patricians of Rome had an angry german women fetish.
>>70187576
Yeah that was pretty fucking cringeworthy.
The presenting I mean, not the water section itself. I really liked the rally circuit honestly. Rallycross is great to watch especially when someone competent does it and Gordon Ramsey was really good
But yeah someone needs to shoot Chris Evans in the face pretty sharpish
its over lads...
Honestly I feel like Matt could be a decent presenter on the show. Chris can suck on a shotgun barrel though. Literally everything he's ever done is either total shit or made much worse than it could be just by him being there.
>>70187985
He dresses like he's still in his teens, utter twat.
