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AND ON THAT BOMBSHELL...

That was a trainwreck.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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FIRST FOR FUCK JEREMY CLARKSON
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7/10 overall, 8.5/10 second half.

By the end of season one it should be on par with the original.
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LEAVE CAR-KINO

TO ME
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>>70180503
Jesus christ that was bad.
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horrible
just completely horrible
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>>70180554
BBC shill please leave
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>LEAVE TOP GEAR TO US
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It just felt like nothing. It had no substance.
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wasn't too bad, of course they can't match jeremy clarkson and pals, hope the "herp US v UK" is just a 1 time thing and their contests are a little more imaginative and a little less disappointing
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You now remember the Bolivia and Vietnam specials
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>>70180503
Nope.

>>70180554
>>70180539
Agreed. 9/10 by itself, 20/10 overall due to the no-fucks-given un-PC cast. I literally got out of my seat and cheered when they pointed out it was a woman who first beat the land speed record, just giving no fucks to our hurrrr can't offend white men PC culture.
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Chris Evans is a terrible presenter, he's like that guy at work who's always way too energetic and exaggerated and thinks himself too funny and everyone just kind of politely laughs at his stupid jokes

They should drop him, get someone people actually respect like Guy Martin in, Matt Leblanc I thought was quite good in a more laid back style

And drop the UK vs US stuff, jesus
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Like a motor, ironically, they will shift into top gear.

They just need to find their own flair and perspective.
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>>70180503
JUST
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they should have released a teaser of their new show during this mess
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Clarckson is going to have fun bantering that crap. I feel bad for LeBlanc though.
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is Le blanc the new captain slow? He fills the roll pretty good, maybe even better because he's not as awkward
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>>70180754
Guy Martin and LeBland would be a good combo tBh
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>>70180697
>Vietnam special
Haven't seen that in ages, going to watch it now. It felt like a real, proper adventure.
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>>70180714
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Sabine Schmidt
>no in studio presence, only in first clip
Chris Harris
>one of the most respected car journalists around, relegated to the "How it was made" online Extra Gear show

What a fucking shambles
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https://kat.cr/top-gear-s23e01-720p-hdtv-x264-fov-rartv-t12683897.html
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At least the music was good. And it looks like the token pakis have been relegated to some online-only rubbish.
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>>70180796
Where can you watch the specials nowadays?
Can't find them anywhere
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Not an original bone in its body, Top Gear needed a change up not a bland pastiche of itself
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>>70180807
You can't get through on life by calling everything that triggers you bait, sonny.
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>>70180791
Know he is plugged in guy, the james may. He clearly likes solid material himself anyway, give it time, he will want good performance i can tell.

Clearly direction was hard to impossible first time round with the circumstances we face.
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>>70180818
>Chris Harris

Wait what Chris Harris isnt even going to be in the proper show?
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WHY ISN'T HARRIS REVIEWING THE ACR ON THE TRACK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>70180791
>He fills the roll
he's a diamond dozen in a doggy dog world
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>>70180854
Not sure if Streetfire is still around, will try for a torrent
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>>70180854

fucking putlocker
or that one shitty ananna whatever site that has them, except you NEED noscript for that page its fucking FILLED with ads and popups
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>>70180818
I don't think the majority of people that watch Top Gear actually care about the car enough to warrant a proper journalist desu
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Lel. Stick to your weapons. This show will warm up.

Its hopeful that its telling that the presenters were unsure of the whole thing anyway.
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>>70180854
>tfw on netflix they took off the first like 20 seasons, fuck netflix
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How badly did BBC fuck this up. Its so easy to make the new Top Gear a success.

JUST MAKE A FUCKING CAR SHOW, NOT AN ENTERTAINMENT SHOW

New Season
Episode 1
> P1 vs 918 vs La Ferrari vs Huyara on a European Road trip for an hour to introduce the new presenters
Episode 2
>Ferrari F12 TDF / Ferrari 488 vs new McLaren 575s etc plus new hot hatchbacks
Episode 3
>New Audi RS6 vs Jaguar Shooting Brake vs Merc E63
Episode 4
>BMW M4 and family SUVs

FUCKING EASY
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>>70180894
yes, for all intensive purposes.
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>>70180885

No mte, he is being kept off the main show. He is only on a "how each clip was made" show that is only online.

Absolutely dropped the ball on that one.
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>>70180965
>Stick to your weapons
are you posting through google translate or something
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>>70180503
How many seasons did Joey last for?
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Matt LeBlanc
>wearing Adidas
>wearing North Face

Are BBC allowing product placement now. It was never allowed before.

How much are they shilling to the US market with this episode
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>>70180697
>Not North Pole special
anon... pls...
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Good god that was terrible
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>no mention of the fuck awful guests segment
Worst part of the show by far.
>plug each other's shit
>first car clap-o-meter
>best car clap-o-meter
>shitty "rallycross" track
>not just commentating on the laps and trying to get the audience to ooh and ah over each fucking turn

It honestly felt like an episode of Top Gear USA.
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>>70181056
There's a difference between advertising and wearing clothes with a label on them.
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>>70180989
They didn't fuck up. See >>70180714

It was a masterpiece and breakthrough in TV programming, it'll be remembered as the time a classic franchise left behind its rather disgusting baggage and came into the current century. Like seriously, just read the fucking reaction on twitter and the guardian, it's universally loved.
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>>70181131

Yeah, what the fuck was with Evans getting the audience to CLAP CLAP CLAP when a celebrity managed to go around a corner.
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>>70180989
Very true, entertainment is probably the hardest thing unless your willing to accept that its easy, if you just go with the flow and that it is hard to do if your to deep in your own forte. Clarkson and the boys kind of simplified the directors forte and direction and gave good balance.
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>>70180697
>Vietnam
That was beautiful 2bh

If they showed it in the theatre I'd really go see it
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>>70181144
This. Reporters on the news wear North Face all the time
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>>70180818
Holy shit this pissed me off so much.They need to swap Evans with Harris and actually have Sabine in the studio
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>woohoo!
>please clap
>yayyyyyyy

This is a goldmine. I don't know what you guys are complaining about.
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where can i watch it?
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>>70181131
>clap-o-meter
>big splash, yaaay!
>CLAP MORE
>THIS IS FUN ISN'T IT
It was like he thought he was surrounded by toddlers and not grown adults
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>>70181152

Do you think you wasted your Sunday planning this gimmick of being pro Top Gear

It was a sunny day, you should have went out and had sex.

Youre not a virgin are you ?
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>>70181033
Yes, more like stick to your stick.
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Replace Evans with pic related to save your shit show
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>>70181157
To give reason to the worms why we dug up their shit.
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>>70181219
>This car goes real fast n that
>Seats are right comfy
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>>70181184
I like Harris, but as a studio presenter he'd be out of his depth I think.
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>>70181186
>please clap
So, Jeb Bush was presenting now?
Also, that guest interview was awkward as fuck. Eisenbergs autism looked like it was about to face fuck Evans for some of his comments
>"Thank you for your opinion"
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>Ur mom joke
>LOL EPIC SEX THREESOME EPIC CUT OUT LOL

This is reddit
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Torrent where?
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>>70181296
>>"Thank you for your opinion"
Why did Eisenberg say that? Did Evans trash Batman v Superman?
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So lets say it does terrible, what would the BBC do?

Cancel it
Push through
Or just reboot it again
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>>70181219
>send Karl to India again in the travel segment for a good kek
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>>70181219
>Turns out... little monkey fella.
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>>70181056
They BBC staff get big discounts from some outdoor clothing retailers.

There have been a few occasions in the past where the press started noticing how all the news presenters wore North Face, and some years later when everyone wore Berghaus.
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I am alone tonight with some booze and feel like watching some ACTUAL Top Gear to calm me down after this fuckfest. What are the top-tier /tv/ approved golden era specials?
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>>70181152
The idea of bait is to try and convince people of your sincerity. You just didn't.
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>>70181339
Life support for a couple of seasons, then severe budget cuts and oblivion.
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>>70180783
Avatarfagging is a bannable offense.
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Jessie Eisenberg segment
>Whats your all time best car youve owned
>Dunno, ive basically only owned a Honda Accord
>Ok okay, lets just pretend you own a Porsche 918

OH WOW AUDIENCE, CLAP AT HIS SUPER EXPENSIVE RARE PORSCHE 918

Please kill this show.
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>>70181219
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>>70181366
>>70180697
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>>70181339

Push through and accept critique and just embrace the bitch.
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>>70181366

North Pole
Vietnam is also top tier, just watched it today
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>>70180586

SOON
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Tuned in saw that the audience was 80% pakis and niggers with assorted beta white leftists, tuned out.

Hope someone shoots up the BBC offices soon.
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>>70180697
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>>70181272
>tha cup 'oldah is a bit small, innit?
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>>70181385
Would be better than Evans.
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>chris evans is absolutely awful, by far the worst part of the show
>LeBlanc is clearly a motoring enthusiast but is in no way fit to be a lead presenter of the show

I can't stress how bad Evans was, the only part of the show that I could find enjoyable was the LeBlanc's offroad segment, and even then the obvious scripted moments were a little too much for me (OG Top Gear obviously had scripted parts, but not to that extent).

The guest segment was awful, Ramsey and Eisenberg have nothing in common at all, the first/best car comparison was so uninteresting and Evans didn't make it any better. The only time the episode made me laugh was at Evan's cringey lap commentary.

>Woohoo!
>Yaaaaaaaay!
>Big splash!
>Please clap
>This is fun right?

Awful. The only presenter I was looking forward to seeing was Sabine, and she was relegated to the obviously scripted missile lock on segment.

>>70181339
They'll push through a couple of seasons and then cancel, they're not going to try again, the show is too high budget.
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Why the fuck is Bricktop on the show now?
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>>70181334
Evans said he made a really good corner on that mud part of the course, and he came back with that. I'd also that say Evans is shit in comparison to Clarkson when it comes to guest interviews. It feels more like a scripted interview performed by a school newspaper journalist, than anything. At least Jeremy could sound like it was more akin to a casual conversation.
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This extra gear aint bad desu.
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Absolute shite

Post good Top Gear moments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf7q8lWEd-o
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>>70180697

Burma and Botswana specials too
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>>70181391
>>70181393
I think I watched North Pole not too long ago. Vietnam and Bolivia it is. Thanks anons
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>>70181277
Now that you mention it,I think thats true.
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>>70181339
They're going to do what Comedy Central does when they replaced their top rated nightly shows with the Unfunny Nigger Hour: Grin and bear it and quietly cut the budget because they have to look hip and progressive. Can't back out now.
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>>70181296
>Lex is an autist irl

Ebin. Bring in the nigga who plays Quicksilver in X-Men next.
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>>70181394
They've swapped places as is life.

Simple directors of amazon and simple cast.
deep directors of bbc and deep minded cast.

Directors and cast are merging

Its gunna get real gay son.
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>Chris Evans has reportedly sodomized an audience member with a broom following their refusal to stop crossing their arms.
>When asked about the allegations, Evans reportedly stabbed the investigator numerous times with a pen before fondling a nearby 15 year old female audience member.
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>>70181453
Why would I voluntarily watch MORE, shill?
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>>70181366
The Race to Oslo is pretty good.
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>>70180992
It's "Intents and purposes" Nubcake
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>>70180697
>that special where they get their cars in by boat
>traversing the jungle

Such good times
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>that audience
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>>70181531
Mistakes like his are a diamond dozen.
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>>70181542
Women and muslims. Great audience
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>>70181531
There was a running joke on friends where Joey didn't understand common sayings and messed up the wording.
Pleb.
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>>70181513
Well maybe it's just good in comparison. Hosts seem more relaxed, and they are actually talking about cars.
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>>70181571
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.
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>>70180697
>ywn watch them for the first time ever again

>Hammonds pink bike
>"we can just say the chef did it"
>"and you missed a bit there that you mustn't paint aswell."
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>>70180503
>>Woohoo!
>>Yaaaaaaaay!
>>Big splash!
>>Please clap
When does he say this?
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>>70181531

Jesus wept, you really are a damp squid.
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>hire one of the most respected car journalists around
>stick him on an extra show on BBC3

explain this shit
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>1 min in
>Evans spazing out like a fucking autist

This is going to be horrible isnt it
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This is like the Star Wars prequels to the Clarkson Top Gear's original Star Wars trilogy.

>First Star Wars is shaky but has nice ideas and hope
>Second is GOAT
>Third is beginning to show some wobbles but is still solid
>The new ones come along and fuck up EVERYTHING
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>>70181602

To be fair they should have started with something like that

Fastest way to build relationships with the presenters is actually have them work on something tangible, not have them do some dumb USA v Britain shit
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>allow me to play doubles advocate
you certainly may
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What the fuck is with the Celebrity Entrance Ramp
Its like watching WWE
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>>70181630

That fucking part where the lady was paitning someone else's bike had me in tears
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>LeBlancpool
I don't even speak french and I know that makes no sense.
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>>70181600
>but allow me to play doubles advocate
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>>70181686
Yeah, that just shows how detached it is from the original reboot.

You remember how people would come through the crowd instead of... that
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>>70181686
Yeah I wish Gordon beat the shit out of Eisenburg too
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>>70181647
It gets worse. Way worse.
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>>70181583
I sliced my finger peeling spuds earlier. I enjoyed that more than TG, through laughing at myself. Should I cut myself for fun cause its better by comparison?
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It was crap, not as bad as I though it was. Evans doesn't work, he's just an annoying cocksnogger.

I think they should have gone with a younger team of presenters, try and create something a little different to for a new audience
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>>70181731
It reminds me of Robot Wars.
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that was fucking horrible
Cant wait for actual top gear to start later this year with the grand tour
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>fucking white males fired and disgraced to be replaced by muds and beta PC leftists

it's like an allegory for the whole of society
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>>70181602
oh man they didn't show the part where they blew away the entire restaurant.
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>those salty comments about clarkson
fuck you ginger cunt
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>>70181758
Speaking of, that aint until August apparently even though they filmed in March
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>>70180659
so it was an episode of top gear?
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yfw you remember watching the batswana special for the first time

that was some of the comfiest tv ever.
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>>70181823
What did he say?
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>>70181808
>no one was fired
>may and hammond left on their own accord
>replaced with two middle-aged white men

Kek. What are you getting mad at?
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>>70181846

I seriously want an Oliver. It was so fucking adorable.
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>>70181808
doesn't this say that white males win in the end?
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>>70181846
Hammond was fucking awful though. He literally ruined everything he tried to get involved in.
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>>70181874

>we didn't fire them we just told them they're not allowed to work there anymore so they left

what
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Fuck Evans

Reminisce boys
http://putlocker.is/watch-top-gear-tvshow-season-1-episode-1-online-free-putlocker.html
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>>70181874

>muh technicality.

Right, Clarkson wasn't fired. They just chose not to renew the contract of the lead host of the most popular BBC show of all time.
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>>70181439
>Sabine
Yup, only reason I tuned in. She's more entertaining than the 'main talent'. Fuck this, next week I'll go replay her doing the ring in a Transit again for an hour.
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>>70181887
What a flaming fucking soppy bollocked faggot you are.
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>>70180554
It will never be on par with the original, no one can beat the trio banter
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>>70181928

wow they look so young
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>>70180974
Not Netflix's fault, I imagine the BBC are doing it before they release their own Netflix style shite.

Fuck the BBC
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>>70180503

Why the fuck is Chris Evans shouting all the time?
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>>70181920
May and Hammond were not sacked, you dumb Yanktard. They were invited to stay on but declined

Clarkson didn't have his TG contract renewed for understandable reasons

>>70181932
Yes, cos he assaulted a producer. His own fucking fault.
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>>70181531
And whilst on the subject, it's 'COULDN'T care less', US chums. Saying that you 'could care less' means that you still care at least a little. When you truly have zero fucks left to give, then you logically could not care less.
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>>70182013

The producer who admitted he was at fault and quit as well to go work with Clarkson. So tell me again why the BBC was right?
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>all these weirdos still getting mad cos bbc told clarkson to fuck off

Kek. Stay salty Americunts.
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>>70182036

>filename

kek'd
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>>70182036
Really?
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>>70182044
>defending the BBC
Cucks like you are the reason Great Britain is turning into Bongistan.
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>>70182044
>defending BBC

Faggot leftist
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>>70181846
I have a cat named Oliver because of that special.
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>this Top Gear doesn't even have a band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySJ8CZmq2V8
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>>70181457
> post good top gear moments
So that would be season 1 to 22 right?
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>>70182013
>for understandable reasons

because he was fired
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>>70182036
>The producer who admitted he was at fault
No he didn't. Why are you lying?

>So tell me again why the BBC was right?
Because assaulting a work colleague in a place of work will pretty much always see you suspended then sacked at any business or company.

They literally had no option but to do so.
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>>70182088
>turning
heh
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This tweet is funnier than the entire episode was
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>>70182036
>that file name
holy shit
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>>70182013

explain how him disciplining a subordinate with vigorous white male authority means he is unable to produce a good motoring tv show
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>>70182091
>these arse-ravaged americhunks and their delicious tears
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>>70181928

>No one in the studio for the first episode
>No one in the studio for the final episode

Dem feels
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>>70181965
Ah lad, their predictable comedy had dried up well before they were replaced.
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>>70182131
>So that would be season 1 to 22 right?
>season

Another fucking deluded Ameritard bereft of a clue.
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>>70182206
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>>70182206
leave them alone BBC commie cuck
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It look like they're using Extra Gear as a more serious car show, hence putting the only person who knows about cars there. At this rate it's gonna be better than the main show (not that that's hard).
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>>70182044
I'm Australian and it depresses I'm descendent from such a bunch of miserable pussy footed cunts
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>>70182220

That last episode was depressing as fuck without Jeremy
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>>70182159
No because he assaulted someone. What are you struggling with here, Ty'Rone?
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>>70182243

>I have no argument so I'll just keep saying Ameri-_____
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>>70182162
if you're a woman or non-white you can assault people at work and not get sacked, seen it many times
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>>70182187
>this is top gear "bantz"

Christ. Reminds me how bad he previous TG actually was.
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>>70182187
Some of their tweets are breddy gud
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>>70182282

the reason he was fired was because he causes buttmad in leftist commie traitors who run the BBC and work at the guardian. the punch was just their capital to get rid of him for being a toxic problematic unPC white male shitlord.
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>>70182243
M8 im british
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>>70182205
Because we're not savages like you fat pigs.
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>>70182349

Klarkshon was the patriarch of the top giar
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>>70180754
This. Seriously I know Chris Evans owns a shit ton of cars but it dosn't make him a good presenter. He is a terrible choice. Even a literally who, would have potentially been better.
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>>70182349
clarkson wants a united states of Europe anyway so fuck him
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>>70182358

that explains why you're a weak chinned leftist pussy then

>>70182379

authority is imperium.
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>>70182349
I love that even the Graun hates new gear. They're forced to now admit that the original one, in all its non-PC glory, was just plain better.
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>>70182257
They are quite mad about this.
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>>70180697
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>>70182261
>I'm Australian
You have my sympathy.
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>>70182341
they're all good
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>>70182305
And what is your argument exactly, Lard arse?

You haven't even watched TG from SERIES 1-22

>>70182327
>my lies are actual facts
Nice try, Ahmed.
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>>70182415
Did someone hurt you?
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>>70182563
>You haven't even watched TG from SERIES 1-22

Well except that I have.
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Red pill me on the ginger beard man
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I honestly think Chris Evans is going to kill himself or at least have a big break down.
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>>70182625

Hes a cunt
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>>70181540
>that part where they couldn't get off the boat
>that part where hamster's car got invaded by bugs
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>>70182625
He's a cunt
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>>70182349
>/pol/ version of events

Lel. Why was Clarkson back presenting HIGNFY afterwards then?

He wasn't "fired", you simple fat Yank spastic.
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>>70181219
id watch it
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>>70180650
you can't substitute banter with quips
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Jesus Christ

Everything is so fucking forced.

Joe literally hates everything and everyone I won't be surprised when he quits or strangle Evans which ever comes first

Crowd is literally dead.

Evans is an autistic child with ADHD jumping and yelling all the fucking time.
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>>70182504
Funny how loads of White English people immigrate here to get away from your shit hole of a country.
Happened to check the news today about corruption?
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>>70182358
You're not. No Brit uses "season" to describe a British TV show. You gave yourself away, fatty

>>70182415
>authority is imperium.
And you have zero
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>>70182415
You're gona have to swallow those words if trump doesn't win

I've got 50 quid of him to win though
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>>70182671

He was fired.

>Why was Clarkson back presenting HIGNFY afterwards then?

why shouldn't he be you dozy cunt?
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>>70182349
Clarkson never really got fired he was suspended and his contact didn't get renewed he's still free to appear on any bbc show he wants.
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>>70182693

I am the autism what is difference
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>>70182737

Yeah, sorry, I replied to the wrong person.

I've actually got £150 on him to win from back in January lel.

>>70182758

>he wasn't fired they just told him he's not allowed to work there anymore

what is with you pricks and your linguistic word games
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>>70182732
p much everyone here does thou. only on bbc dont
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>>70181364
Is that allowed? That's straight advertising.
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>>70182422
Did they ever complain about the last one?
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>>70182788
banter is when clarkson jokingly insults an american for being american
quip is when a woman is riding on a motorbike making honk noices at people
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>>70182826

Nah because the blacks like North Face and the BBC wants to cater to them.
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>>70182846
Of course. Muh racism.
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>>70182732
Series/season same thing.
I've lived in Hampshire, Portsmouth my entire life if thats proof enough for you.
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>>70182732
>You're not. No Brit uses "season" to describe a British TV show.
I use whichever my brain shits out at that moment it's hardly hard evidence
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>>70182812
If trump and brexit lose I will have given up on the west
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>>70180503

I loved seeing the Dodge Viper, what a fucking awesome car. And I loved seeing the Ariel Nomad, that was great too.

Also I actually really liked the celebrity lap, the rally bit actually makes it more interesting I think. And it's great to see them drive a better car for once.

But Chris Evans was trying too hard for the whole fucking thing. So was LeBlanc in places. I'm sure they'll calm down though
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>>70182541
>people find this funny.

Have you just come from Redddit?
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>>70182881
>muh brexit

shut up
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>>70182751
>why shouldn't he be you dozy cunt?
Because HIGNFY is a BBC show and you're claiming the BBC wanted rid of him.

You Americunts really are the most retarded man children on here.
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>Evans didn't leave LeBlanc behind
This isn't Top Gear at all
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>>70181542
That blonde in the middle has a face very similar to how mine looked from about 10 seconds in until after the teaser fo XtraGear or whatever.
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>>70182926
fuck off commie
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>>70182206
They're right though.

ITV >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BBCuck
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>>70182727
Bit of a temper tantrum there, Bruce.

I still feel sorry for you, bless.
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>>70182926
>He doesn't want sovereignty for his country

Typical britcuck
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>>70181644
>car journalist
That's not really deserving of respect.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah7nhRO017A
He knew even then that he was annoying.
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>>70182999
He's probably got sun stroke
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>>70182893
you're either a twat for not finding it funny or you're a cock for not understanding clarkson comedy
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>>70182881

Trump's in, Brexit isn't. Literally no fucking way that is happening ever. The UK is captured entirely by progs.

Even after ISIS kill people at the Euro 2016 people are still gonna vote to stay in.
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Just finished work and on my way home so 8 can watch it

Seems like it was as bad as imagined
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>>70181686
The studio feels really empty. Why did they leave a giant open space like that?
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>>70182926
>willingly staying with leaders who seek to destroy themselves and bring you along with them.

I'm a burger, so maybe it isn't my business but Britain is better than that.
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>>70182942
>Because HIGNFY is a BBC show and you're claiming the BBC wanted rid of him.

They did want rid of him, that's why they fired him.

Why does that mean they wouldn't have him as a guest somewhere else

Why do you keep assuming I'm American you low-g jobless fucking child
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>>70183057
I know mate, shits fucked, though wasn't there a poll the other day giving brexit a lead?
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>>70182819
>only on bbc dont
It's an Americanism. No British, including non-BBC programs, uses it.

>>70182858
Proofs?

>>70182873
Of course you do, Ameritard

>>70182874
Your brain does lots of shitting, Americunt
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>>70181938
I don't mind her but I don't see her carrying a show.
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>>70180844
>token paki

Do you mean Chris Harris? The British car reviewer? Born and raised in Bristol?

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS GUY LOOK PAKISTANI, IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM?

He might be part Portuguese, part Greek, I HAVE NO IDEA. Given that his name is English, it's probably just one parent who has foreign heritage, and I SERIOUSLY doubt it's Pakistani, because he doesn't look Pakistani AT ALL

Your knowledge of different ethnicities is seriously, seriously just wrong, or you're blind, I don't really know.
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>>70183116
>Poll

I thought it had been established by now that polls mean nothing.
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>>70183048
>clarkson comedy
Kek. It's witless "bantz" for spastic Redditors like you.

So fuck off back there.
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>>70183123
>Your brain does lots of shitting, Americunt
but I live in norfolk

nothing you can say will stop that from being true
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>>70183123
Shut the fuck up with americunt shit mate we can all get along
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>>70183181

Oright americuck give it a rest lad
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>>70182044
What a waste of good dubs
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Wondered how the show the work with so many hosts.
And they made it simple by making it the Chris Evans Show, with Matt as "the sidekick" and everyone else is a guest host or relegated to the extra shows.
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>>70183106
But he wasn't sacked.
He's returned to BBC programs
You're clearly an angry Ameritard
KYS
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>>70183216

I can't wait for you fucking brits to leave. You can't spell cuck without the letters UK.
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>>70182992
Theyve not posted a single fact
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I win because I said I wouldn't watch it and I didn't.

<Clarkson smug face>
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>>70183158

He's obviously part Afro Carribean
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>>70183195
>another angry ameritwat trying to pretend he's british so he feels qualified to talk about british things
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>>70182988
>>70183007
>>70183085
oh I don't care either way with Brexit, but it's not something that the people should vote on
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