Not even 7 minutes in and it's already shit Edition
Twitter is already slating this shite
JUST
Already reeks of trying too hard desu
What the fuck is even going on.
I've never even seen the original people with Top Gear. But I hate that ginger prat a lot and i'm ginger myself.
when does the grand tour start?
>>70177144
I'm confused. He shows guns like they were something good.
omggg this is so exciting
DUDE LAZORZ LMAO
this is reminding me of when my girlfriend told me she was becomming straight edge
i just couldn't love her anymore
TOP GEARS TOP WOMAN
Someone screen cap Sabine's black and white JUST face
Terrible.
Is it English?
>>70177145
Read the post he replied to mongboy.
>time for a little... evasive action
totally not scripted guys
This is painful to watch
Such a blatant copy-paste
>le german lady doesn't know English lol
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
LAZORZ
EVASIVE
This is so wrong.
what's this fake dogfight bollocks meant to be
>Chris Evans doesn't even have a driving license.
How did the BBC hear this voiceover and approve this? What the actual fuck. It's literally channel 5 tier.
Bring
Back
Clarkson
>Chris Evans flailing horribly as his obnoxiously shit delivery crashes against the lovably shit Clarkson dialogue and just creating a pouring mound of shit
War is so much fun!!1
And they fired Jeremy for being politically incorrect...
>>70177144
Pretty much. Ginger is trying so hard to be Clarkson and he's failing. And this whole stunt with lasers is so scripted...
This is NOT TOP GEAR
This is just bollocks
>>70177281
Funny, maybe.
>>70177198
They would have done regardless.
DAILY REMINDER
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/top-gear-unimpressed-audience-members-walk-out-on-chris-evans-before-filming-finishes-a7042081.html
>Chris Evans’s newly revamped Top Gear began filming on Thursday, with dozens of audience members reportedly leaving the studio before the show had finished filming.
>The host told the reasonably sized audience they would be 'on their way by 4pm', yet filming continued at Dunsfold Aerodrome until the early hours of the evening.
>A source told The Independent that from 4pm onwards people began to filter out of the studio, Evans and co-host Matt LeBlanc attempting to entertain the 'unimpressed' audience.
It's like the generic store brand version of Top Gear.
Where are the banter?
I only turned over on the opening title credits. Was there an intro before them?
The top as nails woman wins watch
Matt Leblanc is going to save this show
I'll wait for a Harris episode before I drop this
Not even watching but
>Chris Evans
FERRARI BTFO
>>70177281
entertaining
>>70177144
Fucking hate Chris Evans.
This show is so bad already.
>>70177281
Join the Navy buddy.
>insulting Germans to win the Clarkson audience
Nice try.
>>70177300
The thing about Top Gear before was that it was scripted but there was enough fun in it that it worked.
This is scripted in a way that is just trash
NOPE
FUCK THIS SHIT
Your last post's last three digits are the % by which the audience falls by for next week's episode.
Roll away.
>>70177281
It's exactly the same sort of shit that the old show had.
where is Joey, fuck this shit
Fuck, didn't last long wanking to Danielle Sharp.
What happened to Sabine? She used to be qt.
>>70177216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw
Visuals are nice but content is shit
Think they knew it could never live up to its predecessor so they went all out with production values
somebody check the top gear Reddit to see if they are lapping it up
DUDE VOMIT LMAO
And people said series before were heavily scripted.
When does captain America show up?
OH MAN DRIVING A CAR IS SO MUCH MORE INTENSE THAN FLYING A JET I CAN'T HANDLE THIS
>>70177358
HAHA XD
TWO WORLD WARS ONE WORLD CUP XD Am I "banting" yet fellow top gear audience?
>>70177379
>women over 30
>qt
she just got old senpai
>>70177379
Time happened
Is there a stream?
>fighter jet
MEME PSYCHICS ARE REAL AND WERE RIGHT!!
There's only one Chris Evans, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that.
Let's see how Matt Le Blanc is.
OH THAT'S FUNNY THE FIGHTER PILOT WAS SCARED BY THE DRIVING LADY
OH IT'S FUNNY
HA HA HA
>>70177371
Except without any of the fun.
When is Eddie Jordan going to show up? At this point only he can rescue it.
>>70177322
>It's like the generic store brand version of Top Gear.
The problem is that it's doing all of Top Gear's old jokes, framed in Top Gear's old humour, with Top Gear's old tone, and Top Gear's old style, but without the trio of hosts who had become so accommodated to that specific brand of comedy.
It's obnoxious young Men trying to wear old clothes that we love for being so gaudy and brash.
>>70177399
Hi Redddit.
I know top gear is always been staged but this is so badly staged, its cringe worthy stuff
>bribing a Top Gu pilot to pretend to be sick
Jesus how embarrassing
>>70177387
>Visuals are nice but content is shit
Visuals were always bound to be nice. They always are.
>>70177418
Someone JUST this picture
>the queen of the vomit comet
>Le cutting off the swearwords woman
She's mad. She curses like a sailor and is just one of the lads really
I fucking knew it.
>>70177323
what if someone gets offended?
faking fun
>>70177395
>>70177415
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-now/live-tv/gb/bbc-2-live-stream
FUCK ME THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN THEM IS SO FORCED
THE MIGHTY AMERICAN MILITARY lol
love how they've diversified this audience
remember when it was nothing but fit white women at the front?
>""""british"""" """"""""television"""""""""
>>70177432
EJ and Harris should be presenting this shit alone
Oh no.
>>70177359
The original top hgear never made you feel like it was scripted. This whole beating Germans, breaking at high speed for her to pass its just not believable. Nor is the idea of a fighter pilot throwing up in a goddamn car.
>dat hideous lighting
>dat horrendous echo
holy fuck Matt this is tragic
How do I watch this on iplayer?
AHAHAHAHAH
THIS IS HORRIBLE
THIS IS HORRIBLE
AHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH GOD
>>70177457
Let's hope Joey can save the show
What's with the echo? Why is Chris shouting?
LeBlanc doesn't have the voice of a presenter.
>pennsylvania license plate
>in nevada
??
>>70177432
>Relying on a furious poisoned dwarf
We're fucked
>>70177251
who is this splooge scrooge?
>Top Gun pilot being sick
Lol you Brits might buy that but that is just obscene retarded shit.
>that applause
>thanks America
>>70177467
That was literally what the old show was too you dullard
I expected nothing and I'm still shocked. Gruesome.
what beleivable and genuine banter
>that line delivery
Can't wait to see the figures for next week's
BBC on suicide watch
Ugh, the chemistry between these two is bad
Stop shouting you retard
>We got custody! We got custody!
Jesus.
STOP TALKING ABOUT CARS AND INTRODUCE YOURSELVES AND HAVE SOME BANTER
Clarkson should release a teaser after this shit
Matt sounds a bit fake. Doesn't sound relaxed and not forced.
Is it just me or does it feel like they're trying to establish themselves as as mad as old top gear too early
pls stop
jesus fucking christ
>>70177496
Neither of them has
FAST JETS IN WARS
>THIS CRINGEY DIALOGUE
fuck me
>>70177514
No need to be so triggered.
This is so much more obviously scripted.
>WE GOT CUSTODY
First chuckle so far.
This is a fucking car crash
Just awful.
CRINGE
>>70177496
why did based leblanc attach himself to this train crash
>>70177476
MERICA
I dont like this safe space comedy about chickens. I want to hear about how indians smell.
>trying THIS HARD to be old Top Gear
can't wait to see the ratings drop faster than twin towers in 9/11
>forced jokes and TBBT studio audience laughter
Jesus, it's like a bad impersonation of the real thing
joey looks so burnt out
>This audience
Haha, everyone is so horrible at reading their lines. Incredible.
>thinking they won't get better in time
![Don’t-be-cocky-just-because-you-went-to-a-better-school-than-someone[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5o9jIPj.jpg "Don’t-be-cocky-just-because-you-went-to-a-better-school-than-someone[1].jpg")
>that weak as fuck applause and whooping
>that shit Stig intro delivery
BACK IN THE SADDULLLLLL
Literally ZERO chemistry
Is there a torrent up for it yet?
I'd like to see just how bad it is for myself. I'm in a mood to cringe.
i dont think anyone could have predicted it would be THIS bad..
Just fuck my show up senpai
>>70177532
>BBC dependant on viewing figures
How much of a spastic are you?
It's obvious now that Chris Evans wasn't the right choice...
Why not attempt something new? Why is EXACTLY the same as the old one???
>>70177514
Nobody is buying it.
>that garbage banter
Oh god the humanity.
just checking you >chicken
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
this is great
I can't fucking stand Chris Evans voice
>>70177599
It's airing right now m8
>>70177537
>BANTER
yeah right, as if these autismos could banter.
God damn this is terrible.
>>70177586
wew that viper is fast
>>70177599
>Is there a torrent up for it yet?
How retarded are you?
They got to keep the time board?
Does this mean they still have Star In A Reasonably Priced Car?
KILL ME
JOEY IS SO BAD
This is awful
I've had to mute it
I can't handle it
Matt le Blanc is alright, much better than Evans
It feels like an unfunny SNL sketch trying to imitate Top Gear.
>>70177468
Wait, is Reddit wishing up?
I'm respecting redditors?
Is the show so shit it made me respect cucks?
honestly didnt think it would be this bad
>reliant segment
Oh joy.
Lol they re-wrote the leaderboard names in Evan's handwriting
>>70177599
Yeah, there's a torrent up of the first 15 minutes.
Fucking retard.
>>70177617
Top Gear is a billion pound brand, fucking with it in anyway is tantamount to heresy. They don't understand that the genie is out of the bottle and has been scooped by a rival network.
Are the studio segments live?
STOP FUCKING SHOUTING
YOU ARE MIC'D UP
What the fuck is this pandering to Americans? It's like the BBC was taken over.
>>70177597
this
fucking ZERO
>only 15 minutes and it's shit
is nothing sacred?
>>70177649
its star in a rally cross car i think
FUCKING IRENE
>>70177678
No
DAILY REMINDER
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/top-gear-unimpressed-audience-members-walk-out-on-chris-evans-before-filming-finishes-a7042081.html
>Chris Evans’s newly revamped Top Gear began filming on Thursday, with dozens of audience members reportedly leaving the studio before the show had finished filming.
>The host told the reasonably sized audience they would be 'on their way by 4pm', yet filming continued at Dunsfold Aerodrome until the early hours of the evening.
>A source told The Independent that from 4pm onwards people began to filter out of the studio, Evans and co-host Matt LeBlanc attempting to entertain the 'unimpressed' audience.
>>70177685
This
Fucking hell it's grating
Le Chris Evans show
Also with some other people
>>70177626
His voice over stuff earlier sounded pretty much like Hammond, but that screeching in the studio was awful.
>>70177678
No. Recorded earlier in the week.
>>70177653
He's awful but at least his voice doesn't make me want to rip my ear drums out.
>>70177653
Evans is the cancer, BBC has to drop him first to save this.
>blackpool
>le blanc
Did his parents really name him after a lame reddit meme?
>>70177678
Recorded the Friday before I think.
Roll jokes incoming
>lol we're just like old top gear right???
>>70177689
How is this pandering to Americans? They have done billions of episodes in America.
DUDE
CLASSIC ROCK
>shitting on the Reliant Robin
CAN'T WAKE UP
Please mock the yank, do something right.
>random pakis on a car
>>70177692
This proves that Clarkson, May and Hammond ARE sacred.
>>70177646
>it's real
Hahahaha
please end it, just end it and give us a replay of countryfile for the next 45 mins
I've been trying to give it a fair chance but this really is seriously terrible.
>>70177525
The tasks and some of the set pieces were faked but the fun the old trio were having wasn't . That was its charm
>>70177649
I think they've changed it slightly so it's a rally car iirc
>we will just keep a show that relied 100% on the three presenters going without said three presenters
holy shit, whoever is in charge there is the biggest retard of the century. this is even worse than I imagined.
>very luxurious
Only funny line yet
love tap
HOO HOO HOO
>I just look like a dick *BEEP*
Bravo, censors.
>le swearing
TOP BATNZ
These guys are so obviously not friends.
THAT'S IT, KEEP SHOUTING CHRIS
YOU'VE GOT IT FIGURED OUT
>>70177383
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw
It's called a "Zebra" not a "Zedbra"
It's pronounced "Zee" not "Zed".
Ironically enough LeBlanc would have worked well as the American foil to the original three
WOW NOONE COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING XD
>>70177764
It's the BBC
They have no idea what the fuck they are doing
>>70177712
Yeah the voice over is alright but the fucking studio screaming, christ
>>70177729
Yeah, making fun of them.
>>70177729
>fighter jets
>guns
>american cars
>support the military
>THIS VOICEOVER
JUST
THE RELIANT ROBIN IS AWFUL XD
>using the Reliant Robin meme
THEY ARE FUCKING DESPERATE OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAhahahahHAHAHAHAhHAhHAHAHAhAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHhhahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Joey needs the money stop bullying him.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, CHRIS. YOU'RE A DICK
>huehuehue reliant's don't actually roll after all
Shit joke
>no cenotaph doughnuts because they offended people
>>70177739
that's not pc you shitlord, we progressive car show now.
>>70177777
Confirmed for bantz master
>Matt is such a superstar
Wait, what?
>Matt Leblanc with literally no banter acting like he is tired
Stop making us look bad faggot
>>70177749
Same. I thought they would have like 8 different small segments instead of copy clarkson era top gear. I also thought it would be a lot more informative, not banterous.
>>70177813
>in episode 1
>EPISODE FUCKING ONE
>le geographically challenged Amerifat
>I look like a dick
Truer words have never been spoken
>>70177789
Oh fuck off. Americans are simply boring.
Jesus how much did they spend on the fucking music
>>70177750
Totally disagree, the whole old show felt very scripted and fake too. Fun mind, but definitely very fake all over.
This is worse don't get me wrong, they clearly barely know each other but still, don't pretend old top gear was all off the cuff and that they'd act like that if cameras weren't rolling.
>>70177764
the people in charge of this are the jew sjw cunts who want to burn everything white and good to the ground and replace it with "diversity" regardless of the result
they give literally zero fucks
About on par with an early Top Gear episode so far.
>all this retroactive pretending that TG was always kino
>>70177789
It's pronounced "Apple", not "Ayyple", so lets call pronounce "a" as "ahh".
I'm not watching it.
Tell me the worst parts of new top gear from what you've seen.
acestream when
Le Blanc has no charisma. His voice is far too bland
>>70177815
>how you doin'?
>>70177777
This will have the highest ratings for any Top Gear episode ever.
This is so awful
There must be a producer somewhere in the foetal position mourning his career
Only seen the american original Top Gear but I heard the english one was better.
I was lied to.
>>70177815
Nice
>>70177861
Probably nothing at all
>>70177866
They are actually real friends, you fucking retard.
>>70177777
Holy shit
For you yanks, Blackpool is famous here for its shitty old theme park and having the most paedophiles for square mile in the western world.
>>70177861
Don't the BBC get free rights to music for some reason or another? Or something like that.
MATT LE BLANC IS AMAERICAN ON A BRITISH TV SHOW LOL IS THE GERMAN BIRD GONNA GET SOME WW2 STUFF THEN HAHA
>>70177882
Probably cause he's got no chemistry with Evans. Sounds too forced
Matt is the only thing good about this show up until now
>>70177879
hosts
>>70177803
>hardcore elite top gun pilot vomits due to the driving of a German woman
Yea that pandering bro they really are hitting me as a demographic.
is anyone else refreshing clarkson's twitter waiting for a witty comment
>>70177895
go watch re runs on dave, the english one WAS better.
am i banned
so usa top gear better then original?
what a world
>>70177861
Nowt. The Beeb don't have to pay for licensing, which is why they always get good music for things.
>>70177866
This, people are forgetting that
>>70177882
Le Blanc has a ton of charisma. But not when it's getting sucked out of him as he has to rattle off lines and pretend to be someone he's not's friend.
>>70177866
>don't pretend old top gear was all off the cuff and that they'd act like that if cameras weren't rolling.
but they literally did, the relationship wasn't forced and that was what made it great you fucking sperg
>>70177880
>acestream
BOTNET
O
T
N
E
T
Isn't this just a rip off of the UK vs Aussie Top Gear episode?
