Wincest Edition
The Pairing that was Promised.
>>70172065
>>70172067
1st for King Azor Jon
First for Stannis daddyfu
>>70176349
jon is a red herring. Theon is AA/TPWWP
nth for the best warden ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDyZSSWbYVs
Mcelhatton bros arise!
Episode 6 leaks when and where?
"Blood of My Blood" May 29, 2016
An old foe comes back into the picture. Gilly meets Sam’s family. Arya faces a difficult choice. Jaime faces off against the High Sparrow.
"The Broken Man" June 5, 2016
The High Sparrow eyes another target. Jaime confronts a hero. Arya makes a plan. The North is reminded.
"No One" June 12, 2016
Synopsis to be announced.
"Battle of Bastards" June 19, 2016
Synopsis to be announced.
"The Winds of Winter" June 26, 2016
Synopsis to be announced.
(The Season 6 finale is listed as running for 69 minutes, about 15 minutes longer than an average episode, and making it by far the longest episode of the TV series ever).
any thoughts who dies today?
nth for Lann the Clever being the Night's King.
nth for Khaleesi
BIG
Recast them, /got/
>>70176321
FIRST FOR BIG COCK
https://youtu.be/KYO_4DJgxCU?t=13s
>dat fucking burn at brianne 13seconds in
>>70176430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG-X1iOQBXE
THREADLY REMINDER, THIS IS OUR GUY /tv/
TONIGHT WE TOOT FOR HIM
IF HE DIES, WE DIE
>>70176419
Sophie as my personal sex slave
Nathalie as my maid
http://watchersonthewall.com/ian-mcshane-hints-at-his-game-of-thrones-season-six-role-reveals-details/
HYPE as fuck
>>70176419
Tavern wench #45 and #46
>>70176321
Do you guys play this game?
I really want to, should I download the most recent version?
>>70176419
Is she a natural redhead?
So apparently Victarion has reached Meereen in his chapter in TWOW. I expect great things...
http://www.vulture.com/2016/05/game-of-thrones-pilou-asbaek-euron-greyjoy.html
>Euron might have the Dragonbinder
GET HYPE
E
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Y
P
E
benjen tonight?
>>70176419
Strokefu isn't bad.
>>70176413
Hnnng
>>70176504
Yeah.
You probably won't understand how to play for like 20 hours though. Goodluck.
>>70176472
mfw hes going to save KINGS LANDING
>>70176419
Sophie as Ygritte and Natalie as Val
>>70176506
Nah they're both blonde
>>70176534
Benjen is the Nights King
>people defending the Kingsmoot
>>70176578
Did they sex each other?
>>70176321
SOMEONE POST THE PIC WHERE JON FUCKS SANSA AND THE LINE WITH "Let them watch, it's their fucking job"
>>70176321
SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER!
SEASON 6 DEATHS
SPOILER! SPOILER! SPOILER!Tommen Baratheon, Arya Stark, Loras Tyrell , Margaery Tyrell , Mace Tyrell, Pycelle, Kevan , Rickon, Ghost, Ramsey, Roose, Wun wun, Lyanna Mormont, Walda frey, Walder frey, All the freys, Smalljon Umber, Yara, Alliser Thorne, Olly, Edd, The entire Nights watch, Osha, JAIME, Cersei, Qyburn, The Mountain, Lancel, Thoros of Myr, The waif, Doran Martell and Trystane.
All the sons of the harpy by Dany+dragons
All Dothraki who oppose Dany by Drogon, rest follow her [Dany has a nude scene]
Waif killed by Arya
Doran Martell, Areo Hotah by Sand snakes
Trystane by sand snakes
One of Hodor / Meera Reed killed in the cave during the escape
Bernie Sanders killed by the mountain
Kev & Pycelle by Varys birds - his agents
Alliser & Olly by Jon stark/snow
Edd by Nights King
Lancel by Mountain on Cerseis orders
Yara dies via drowning. Killed by Euron
Theon greyjoy then kills Euron.
Loras Tyrell , Margaery Tyrell , Mace Tyrell - executed in Kings Landing
Lord Cerwyn killed by Ramsay
Entire wildling army killed by Ramsay+army
Rickon shot dead in front of jon by Ramsay
Roose killed by Ramsay
Walda killed by Ramsay
Ghost killed by Ramsay
Wun wun killed by Ramsay
Osha killed by Ramsay
Lyanna Mormont killed, flayed & burnt alive by Ramsay
Stannis corpse found, flayed & burnt by Ramsay
Ramsay killed by Sansa
>>70176504
Yeah. It has Essos in it. Always good to hire Faceless men, Golden company and invite red priests to your court. Conquer Braavos/Pentos/Myr if need be. Marry Daenerys. Etc.
Attention everyone
Sky Atlantic Germany just made a correction for titles from eps 8-10
>Staffel 6, Folge 8
>Niemand (No One)
>Staffel 6, Folge 9
>Die Schlacht der Bastarde (The Battle of the Bastards)
>Staffel 6, Folge 10
>Die Schüssel (The Bowl)
>>70176563
mfw he sits on the iron throneor makes sure one of his guys is on there
>>70176606
>>70176534
Benjen is Daario is Euron is Coldhands
newest treude leaksBenjen has been touched like Bran but is NOT a wight but does seem to have supernatural powers.Jamie does meet Brienne at River Run, and they do part on uneasy terms, but Jamie does NOT kill Brenden Tully….. His fate is completely unknown by season’s end.The Hound storyline is brief and really serves as nothing more than a build toward season 7.Margery is NOT killed by a Qyburn ‘rat contraption’…. accordingly, she dies along with the other Tyrell’s and the High Septon in a fire(explosion?).The Umbers are definitively aligned with the Boltons and Karstarks…. SmallJon is killed by Tormund, Ghost apparently goes on a Bolton/Umber/Karstark killing spree and Mel casts some kind of spell to protect Jon’s army(not exactly sure how this plays out?).‘Treude’ reiterates that Rickon is indeed killed by Ramsay via arrows after he tells him to run toward Jon. Shaggydog’s remains are neither seen or discussed.Wun-Wun is NOT shot in the eye or killed by anyone.Jon beats Ramsays face to a bloody pulp but relents and imprisons him. Accordingly, Ramsay’s death scene(whatever it may be) is shown in the second segment of episode 10, supposedly involving his dogs or possibly Ghost.Arya kills the waif, retrieves Needle and heads for Westeros. Apparently Lady Crane is the one who informs Arya that Jon is the Lord Commander and has allied with Stannis and that Sansa was at Winterfell.Jorah does NOT die this season and his greyscale has not spread any further.Davos finds out that Mel burned Shireen but apparently does no harm to her. She uses some type of spell that somehow protects Jon, Davos and their army.Supposedly Ramsay sees Mel prior to battle and is visibly terrified of her
>>70176622
Yes
>>70176504
Its worth as fuck
but start slow the game is difficult to understand
A Feast for Crows is honestly not that bad as people make it out to be. I can only think of a couple POV chapters which are really dull, mostly some of the Kingsmoot but not all and a few of Sam's chapters but otherwise it's quite an underrated book in the series. Jaime and Cersei's chapters were great and reading about how slowly going batshit insane was great.
>>70176578
She looks so much worse with red hair.
>>70176627
>mace tyrell - executedDROPPED
>>70176627
>Jaime, Cersei and Arya dead
even I would drop it if this happened. what would be the point then, focusing solely on Jon and Dany?
>>70176654
what happens to the high septon
>>70176419
I wish I could cast the cunts who keep making these shitposts out of the threads.
>>70176666
Why does this make me so happy
>>70176614
YURON KING
>>70176666
What a handsome jackanapes that NCW is.
Based blue feathers. get hype
>>70176627
Some of these seem wrong.
>Mace Tyrell executed
I can't even see why Margarey and Loras would be.
>Ramsay kills everyone
Yea, nah...
>>70176666
Why is she so obsessed with butts?
>>70176627
everything but Jaime seems believable
>>70176672
desu the Kingsmoot and Dorne were my favorite parts.
The Greyjoy shit was a wonderful clusterfuck and Arianne's Bogus Journey made me fucking laugh several times the first time I read through most of it.
>>70176720
KINGSLAYER
>Martells will get wiped out by the sneks
>Nah can't happen, it's too dumb
>Hodor is actually HOLD THE DOOR through warging brain damage
>Nah can't happen, it's too dumb
>Big episode is called Battle of the Bastards
I'll believe anything at this point
>>70176614
>people liking hipfu
>>70176419
>naked girl with sex scene #1
>naked girl with multiple sex scenes #2
>>70176627
>Mace Tyrell
>Dies
No. He's our guy, anon.
>>70176321
>Jon helps Sansa
>Sansa turns out to be a massive cunt literally LF 2.0
>Jon kills Sansa
>Azor Jon
>>70176456
>Our queen tried to make peace with the Masters
>Cuts to the Drogon burning scene
>Terminator theme as Dany walk out of the temple fire
Fucking glorious
>>70176666
and look what he married
>>70176764
Theys should bef fuckng dnhd reeeEeeeeeeeeeee
>>70176775
And that's how you know it's all bullshit.
D&D's style isn't to be believable
AND I GOT A BIG COCK
>>70176788
Only thing I won't believe is if I start watching a episode and it's actually good tbfh
If any of the 'leaks' claim that Mace dies tonight, they are not real
He's our guy
>>70176504
I'm doing a reread of Jaime's chapters and staring at the map of Westeros for hours playing the game has been handy with familiarising myself to locations in relation to one another as well as where the lesser houses hold land.
>>70176402
>it's not photoshopped
Jesus Christ, I thought you fuckers were memeing
>>70176627
>Bernie Sanders killed by the mountain
>after that wall collapses (Donald Trump losing reference) andEdd is killed by Nights King
P O T T E R Y
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E
R
Y
last scene of season 8
>Sand Snakes enter the Red Keep, sassy walking
>the oldest one is about the sit on the Iron Throne. literally says 'who says a woman can't rule a kingdom, when it can rule the seven of them'
>the youngest one screams and says 'you greedy bitch' and catches her neck with her whip and pulls her from the Throne
>they argue and sass talk for like 3 minutes until they decide among other things to rename the seven kingdoms to seven queendoms
>'all three of us will sit on the iron throne, to show men what women can do'
>'because we're family and we must stick together no matter what'
>>70176720
I know, he needs his own spinoff. I wouldn't actually mind filler involving HIM!!! As opposed to all the shitty fags who get filler.
>>70176867
J U S T
>>70176893
IM NOT GOING TO SEDUCE HER
THE IRON COCK IS GOING TO SEDUCE HER
>>70176395
>he didn't even get to rape Sansa
What a waste
>>70176504
I do, but I cheat because intrigue is literally impossible otherwise.
>>70176905
Oh my no.
>>70176893
let's go murder them
>>70176720
>>70176782
>>70176867
Looks like that fire did burn some of the fat away.
>>70176504
I didn't get any (you)s in /gsg/ but I figured you guys might find this amusing
King Stannis "the Holy" Baratheon of Astapor and Yunkai.
Both Yunkai and Astapor somehow inherited from Daenerys who died under "suspicious circumstances"
>>70176654
>She uses some type of spell that somehow protects Jon, Davos and their army
And where was this spell when Stannis was attacking Winterfell eh?
>>70176654
If all this is true that's actually not too bad. I want more deaths
>>70176654
>no recent treude posts
>>70176945
>Night King doesn't kill them because they are women
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70176867
He's handsome enough for both of them. George Takei should use less make up though.
>>70176968
i'm not going to seduce the wheel, i'm just going to fuck the wheel!
>>70176985
how did D&D work on a medieval fantasy show for like 5 years and still manage to not understand or learn anything about how those times or even the work you are adapting's world works????
>>70177023
she burned stannis daughter for the spell, but it doesn't worked for some reason.
>>70176994
>It's gonna be a Dany talks with Daario episode
JUST
>>70177023
Well, Stannis was just a pretender.
>>70177016
take missandei as a concubine
>>70176654
Davos' character has been fucking destroyed.
>>70176472
Holy shit he looks like fucking goofy whats wrong with his face?
>>70177081
It's called Mereen filler episode
>>70176419
sophie as mummer sansa, mummer sansa as sansa.
smirkfu as one of Ramsay's hounds.
she's sleep in a cell with reek.
>>70176867
Only the most patrician of men are secure/wise enough to wed a woman for something other than looks.
Daily reminder that anyone who hasn't yet played the CKII GOT mod is a fucking imbecile
>>70176403
Nobody I think. Today they're building up for the last episodes.
>>70177114
absolutely nothing
POST STAGE ACTRESS SANSA
webm is coming guys it's uploading currently at 28%
>>70177106
I'm not playing as Stannis though, this was all the result of AI's shenanigans; I'm just the lord of Haystack Hall.
>>70177073
>Medieval fantasy
>Being anything remotely similar to real world medieval times
There's your problem
>>70176614
>tfw you'll never make her smile
>>70177150
This is absolutely correct and mature point of view.
>>70177136
>smirkfu as one of Ramsay's hounds.
Rude
>>70177150
Sure, there's that. But then there's marrying George Takei in a dress.
>ctrl+f "blackfyre"
>no results
Ok carry on, all is good.
>It's a no Tyrion episode
>>70177181
This is the best meme of the week desu
>>70176627
>All Dothraki who oppose Dany by Drogon, rest follow her [Dany has a nude scene]
Confirmed fake
>>70177193
>Playing as Lord of Haystack Hall
>>70177173
so perfect
>>70177204
>tfw ywn fuck her whilst some fat iron born dyke tries to take your Reek and then after you're done making Myranda cum like a slutty princess you go and take on the iron born shirtless
Lady Stoneheart fucking confirmed!!!! Webm incoming.
>>70177164
this season every week at least two people die dies
>>70177245
...and we used to bitch, if he wasn't in all scenes back in the early seasons...
>>70177245
>It's a cock joke season
>>70177080
Who will burn for this one then? ;O
>>70177304
fuck off
>>70176627
There's no way Ghost is dying this season, not after having Shaggydog and Summer tragically die. So I don't believe your meme post.
>>70177274
It's more fun to plot and slaughter while climbing the ladder of chaosh than to play as an already established dynasty.
>>70177222
hi
>>70177336
this is top fucking fan art
What's next for him?
>>70177353
And Harrenhaaaal?
I shupposhe... THATSH OFF THE TABLE ASHWELL?
>>70176504
I helped make that! Glad to see people still playing it...I used to help people on the subreddit, but they were basically just whiny faggots who wanted perfection for free
>>70177279
>saving Westeros with song
He's going to be alright tonight... r-right guys
>>70177080
>She sacrifices his daughter and it does nothing
>All of a sudden when Jon "the plot demands it" Snow comes in, she can cast a massive spell that can protect everyone
Jesus Christ that better be fake
>>70177398
ofc, that's why I saved it :3
>>70177353
well said
>>70176321
Good edition
>>70176896
mace is not our guy. Mace backed renly for the iron throne, which resulted in half the misery of the series, and stannis' eventual lack of screen time (due to having to gather northern soldiers behind the scenes to surprise the viewers).
>>70177361
BLACKFYRE FUCKING SHITS!!!
>>70177336
>Stannis
>Balding
Why was he ever our guy again?
>>70177483
Lord Mace was forced into supporting the false king by his horrible children
We shouldn't judge him for making a difficult decision
>>70177361
>We looked for you, on Redgrass Field.
>Its a D&D kill all of the interesting characters that are still alive in the books season
>>70177336
>>70177398
The 2016 ASOIAF calendar has top-tier art.
>>70176782
i wish he "slayed" me with his "sword" if you catch my drift
Is it just me who doesn't give a shit about the direwolves?
>>70177533
Because he is a sick bloke my man
>>70177414
First one to talk gets to stay on my table!
>>70176630
Nahhhhhh
>>70177629
kys
>>70177421
>yfw Based Mace sing the song of Ice and Fire tonight
Kevin Smith on GoT and HODOR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEWJFm7nc1s
>episode 5 the greatest hour produced on the show
>>70177669
I don't either. What have they done for this show again?
Mace Tyrell was mentioned more times in this thread than the entire history of /got/.
Why is he our guy exactly?
>>70177647
>book Dany with hair
DROPPED
>>70177289
I-I'd settle for her smiles
but that's good too
>>70177694
literally who?
>>70177483
>Mace backed renly for the iron throne
Based. That's why we love him desu
>>70177641
>It's a "Victarion is mentioned as having been killed off-screen" episode
>And this is all I've written of TWoW so far
What did GRRM mean by this?
>Last year
TULLY FUCKING SHIT OLD FART DUMB AND A KEK
>this year
BASED RICH OLD WHITE MAN THE ONLY ONE LEFT ALIVE
>>70177214
I only wanted to give something to Reek...
>>70177717
Meme cycle
>>70177778
WHAT THE FUCK??
What's not to like?
>>70177429
Wall of corpses.
>>70177681
Explain the plumes meme pls
>>70177783
>Its a Blackfish is killed offscreen in an offscreen battle for Riverrun episode
Can't the Nights Watch accept temporary mercenaries and volunteers? Why does everyone have to be sworn in and locked for life? It's not very enticing to lose your right to hold land and marry just to defend a freezing wall.
>>70177717
>Ruling over the second biggest kingdom
>Has the greatest military power out of all kingdoms
>Two of his sons are one of the most respected sword fighters in the whole realm
>His only daughter is Queen of the Iron Throne for the 2nd time
>His heir is an incredibly smart and handsome man who shows a lot of promise
Why shouldn't we root for his show character?
>>70177801
>TULLY FUCKING SHIT
What unmellow nonsense is this?
>>70176867
wow niko you done fucked up what the fuck is that creature
>p l u m e s
>>70177352
They need CGI budget for Danys dragons
>>70177669
Got women to stick with it for the first episode, thus increasing the viewer number massively.
>>70177717
>not liking Mace 'the Ace' Tyrell
>>70177759
>backed Renly for the throne
>if it wasn't for lolfiremagic he would have won too
Absolute madman
Addendum: Lady "Thorn in the Side of Dorne" Olenna is the best woman in the entire series and our gal
>>70177888
PLUMES
>>70176520
He's bringing it to the Young Griff replacement, a Daenarys impersonator who will try and steal the dragons
>>70177902
Will we root for him once he appear again?
>>70177647
>tfw there's no source with full sized images for every month.
anyone know around what time they release the new episode on streaming sites?
Also anyone know what tonight's episode will be about?
>>70177888
They are glorious as fuck
>>70177856
>Uh dabid, what are we gonna do with mace, he is a famous general or some shit
>uh just make him goofy lmao
>>70177902
>>70177955
WHy do her Reach body guards wear Stormlander helmets?
>>70177892
Not happening, his fste is unknown but not killed
>>70177894
No
>>70177963
>>70177965
>>70177982
fug you guys I don't remember everything from the books
>>70177932
Then they'll show him less and less, but there's no way they're killing him. I'm 100% sure about this.
>>70177016
>Astapor
>>70177971
How is that even a question? GOAT character/10.
>>70177971
He's never coming back.
Too busy fucking Roslin in every room of Casterly Rock's guest wing.
>>70176654
Where did he post?
>>70176403
>Gilly meets Sam’s family.
Why?
Who the fuck cares?
Who ever cared for the Fat Pink Mast anyway?
GRRM IS READING THE NEW DAMPHAIR TWOW CHAPTER RIGHT NOW IN BALTIMORE AS WE SPEAK
Source: https://twitter.com/BryndenBFish/status/737000659678027776?lang=en
>>70177413
Back to Ireland to farm his potatoes.
>>70177923
>>70177965
>RELEASE MY WIFE'S SON AND DAUGHTER
>>70178057
>>70177971
Why did this meme begin?
He was a fucking retard.
>>70178032
What are you implying?
>>70178072
Fucking Gurm.
webm is at 78% folks
>>70177976
Ah, to be poor as fuck.
Anyone else hoping that Euron was just acting like a dumb brute making dick jokes because he knew that the Ironborn would eat that shit up and make him King, but will actually be smart and manipulative in other scenes, like an actual sociopath, and stay true to the character?
>i was literally only pretending to be retarded
>>70178128
GURM -> Grym
Yfw gavlan is based off of GRRM
>>70178111
Fuck off he was the only one who was talking sense in fucking Riverrun
its all fucking Robb's fault
>>70178072
AERON SUMMONING KRACKENS GET HYPE
>>70178131
so happy
I am hereby the /got/ king.
Bend the knee, pledge your vows and bask in eternal glory. All men knights, women thralls allowed, freedom to Stannisfags, Preston, every waifu equal under the law of men, Varys is a merman fucking confirmed.
To dubs I grant minor holding and a title, trips becomes Lord Paramount of one of my realms, quads becomes Lord Paramount with a wife for choosing and whatever wish I can grant, applications accepted for my Kingsguard and positions at the Keep.
>>70178131
Of?
>>70177984
>famous general
Mace's only fight was him feasting on the footsteps of Storm's End while Stannis' men died of hunger.
He sounds equally lame in the books.
>>70177778
Spooky
>>70178072
>DAMPHAIR
>>70176867
>>70177215
The lord of light wanted a sacrifice for a miracle, well they got that in Jon Snow. Probably the only one who could take on the Night King. I'm guessing the Lord of Light's so please with Milisandre's jump of faith that he's probably going to give her even more powers, especially since the Dragon Lady and her Dragons will be right on time when the millions of dead things starts walking. Will the night king animate the tree niggers is all that has me at the moment.
>>70177108
>>70177080
>>70177056
George Takei is now running through my head with Jamie's sperm leaking from his bum, thanks for scarring me forever.
>>70178189
Aaaaand filtered
>>70178111
m8
>>70178096
>ywn live a cozy life in a farm with mr mcelhatton
I want to get off this ride
>>70178111
>retard
>gets shit on by his family for no reason
>gets told none of Robb's plans
>gathers his bannermen together on his own
>literally defeats Gregor Clegane in the field
>surpasses everyone expectations
>"Fuck you, Edmure, you piece of shit, you weren't supposed to defend your smallfolk! What did you think you were doing?"
>>70178174
Like Trump?
>>70178072
JUST FINISH IT ALREADY YOU FAT FUCK
>>70176985
>>70177070
h-how could it go so wrong bros;_;
>>70177658
I don't get it
>>70178189
On what grounds do you claim the crown you abhorrent cunt
>>70178189
oh hey, its the cuckold king
>>70178279
>Be British
>Halfway through the season
>Jaime is still not at Riverrun
I need you to fight in my army and die for me at Winterfell, anon. Would you?
>>70178189
It is customary to kneel when surrendering to a god.
>>70178072
>>70177199
ebin b8 im so angry ARGGHH! haha :)
>Daily reminder that Stannis wasted all of Renly's men after killing him with FUCKING BLOOD MAGIC
>Daily reminder that he lost the war the moment he angered the Tyrells
>Daily reminder that this is how his story should've ended
>>70178189
if a tripfag has a claim to the throne it's fucking eko he started this shit
you are young griff 2.0, no claim, no support, no prior history
My dog tripped over my computers power supply folks, i've had to restart the webm upload... it's at 2% now.
>>70178195
>literally the only man to defeat Bobby Battle Baratheon
>h-he didn't take Storm's End!
At that point in the war it was unclear if the throne would even win the war. So if they had taken Storm's End and killed King Bobby's brother, Robert probably would have killed the entire Tyrell line.
>>70178395
>dem cats
>>70176321
> OTP
>>70178189
>>70178395
Whoops, wrong quote.
>>70176867
Clearly a man of integrity
>>70178446
So you'll be here teasing us until the post cap, and then disappearing for Ever? Got it
>>70176504
CK2 the GOT version is fun until you get far enough in the game where all the named characters are dead
>>70178460
But he literally didn't take Storm's End.
He sat there eating and he let a smuggler get past his lines and deliver food to the castle.
And even if he did, it doesn't take a mastermind tactician to lay siege to a castle when you severly outnumber the defenders.
what do you guys think about the cleganebowl?
>>70178277
Anyone have the GIF version of this?
>>70178490
Bradamante establishing
Why have people been saying Cleganebowl won't happen this season?
>>70178370
no
BRANDON KING! BRANDON KING!
>>70178578
>gif
>>70178593
That's not Brada's trippy, friendo.
>>70178599
GET HYPE FAGGOT
>>70178573
http://watchersonthewall.com/ian-mcshane-hints-at-his-game-of-thrones-season-six-role-reveals-details/
GET FUCKING HYPE
>>70177794
It means he'll take a year off to write season 7.