ITT: You have the option of taking Jessie Spano, Kelly Kapowski, or Lisa Turtle out on a date.
THE CATCH:Only one of them is a guaranteed lay.
>>70169173
>only one is a guranteed lay
Yeah butthe implication
Also Kelly Kapowski
>>70169202
This
Is it the one I pick?
>>70169173
HIDEOUS American plastic monsters.
>>70169173
mmh what a difficult decision
of course the goat
>>70169173
Kelly
How is this even a question
>>70169295
>>70169270
>>70169202
Kelly is not gonna put out you idiots. She's focused on her grades and extracurriculars and shit.
>>70169329
Thats Jessie you idiot
>>70169173
TAT was pretty hairy back in the day, so her.
>>70169329
Kelly was the slut, bro
It was Jessie who was all IM SO EXCITED IM SO EXCITED IM SO EXCITED
>>70169504
>dat tummy
this show was for kids?
>>70169173
Jessie, because she's uptight but probably a bobcat in the sack where she can let her inhibitions go and made to feel like a woman.
Jessie, she clearly had some of the genetic flaws that would lead to a predisposition towards addiction. Give her a taste of the C, it will be guaranteed that she'll take the D.
Kelly would play hard to get then dump you for the next big thing but she would put out
Lisa would be high maintenance and probably would see right threw you and probably would put out
Jessie would be too focused on school and would put out just so she could get back to work
>>70169173
It would be a more interesting question if it were Jessie or Lisa. With Kelly, it's a no-brainer.
Kelly was a prude cunt.
Jessie was a feminist cunt.
Lisa is obviously the one that puts out.
So the answer is Kelly because niggers are gross.
>>70169173
Lisa is the cutest.
>>70169541
It aired on NBC at 11:00 AM EST on Saturday mornings, typically after Captain N or the Alf cartoon.
>Here's Alucard, you know, from Symphony of the Night
>>70169173
Just get Jessie hooked on pills and be her only source. I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO EXCITED.
Also:AC Slater> Zach
