Not even gonna lie- I was going to post something sarcastic, but they legitimately make such a cute couple. Who the fuck elopes over the age of 18 though?
I hate happy people
>>70167256
if ugly people can be happy, why can't I?
Good way to save 10s of thousands of dollars. Weddings are expensive nightmares and he's lucky AF to have a wimen who didn't want one.
I'm happy for them. Like >>70167329
said, weddings can be expensive. Be glad if whoever you're with wants a small one, more money for the honeymoon trip.
They're not very funny, but at least they're together.
>>70167295
Why do you have to make everything about you?
>>70167329
>>70167388
these, it's practical, personal, romantic
huge weddings are gaudy and absurd
>>70167295
Because you're a burn victim.
I thought she was fucking neal from chappelle's show
Who are they because she looks exactly like a pornstar I was watching the other day.
>>70168190
shit taste in porn desu pham
>>70167256
Goofy motherfuckers. They make a good pair, though.
Spending thousands of dollars to set up an event in order to bring a bunch of people I know(but not necessarily give a shit about) to come and party and get drunk sounds awful.
Like, I love going to weddings, but i hate the idea of having one. I'd rather just sign a piece of paper, tell my family and closer friends, get a small get together in which we party and get drunk for way cheaper, and then drop a bunch of money on a really nice honeymoon and fuck my wifes brains out for a week straight at some resort.
>>70167256
that chick has an ass as big as her nose
hhhnnnnggggg
>>70167295
because you are insufferable
