So I see a load of hate for Sony lately, so lets hate on them further with a recap of the leaked slides from their Marketing Department
This shit is embarrassing.
Following Slides are Grown Ups 2 related
>>70165833
> men's issues/potty humor
Um...can't see why that's been joined into one category
gods work anon, please post more
After Earth now
>>70165777
This is like something a 5th grader would make.
>>70165984
Were there extreme sports in After Earth?
>>70165984
>Females
Smurfs now
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
>>70165984
Jaden Smith has fans?
>>70166109
You're not bullshitting us are you anon?
This fever dream is something someone really came up to show to other people for their job?
Amazing Spiderman 2
Now for my personal favorites, the next 3 slides are fucking hilarious
>>70166160
>food and man living in harmony
The marketing research and strategy over that shitty Annie remake no one saw
>>70166283
>>70166260
And people say hollywood Jews don't loathe America.
>>70166236
Children make better shit than this. God, what the fuck is wrong with Hollywood?
Marketing departments are the scourge of all that is good in the world.
And this is the last one, just a little snippet of one from a slide about After Earth
>>70166321
How do we trick the public into thinking this is a good thing and then giving us money?
>>70166236
>Elysium
>Blomkamp
>Avoid socio-political themes
>There are brilliantly talented, creative people working in Hollywood and they have to take orders from and appease these fucking idiots
>>70165726
are these from the leaked sony emails ?
>>70166486
Yes. The gift that keeps on giving.
>>70166462
They make these kind of movies,coz americans like such movies. They even conduct surveys & that is how they compile the data,those key points that need to paid attention to.
>>70166547
I only have this,but my 2 cents
>>70166246
>>70166160
always gets me
>>70166332
Call me cynical, but as a non-American both those movies seemed like a big fat circlejerk for the US military. My suspicion would be that the producers probably got a fat cheque from Naval Intelligence to make them movies and the slides are reminding the crew to try and keep the advertising as subtle and low-key as possible.
IIRC the US Army contributed something like $2million towards the making of Halo 3 because "their target market is the same". I wonder how much they paid for American Sniper, or how much theCIAput up for Zero Dark Thirty?
IF THIS IS WHAT IS EXPECTED AT THE TOP OF THE BUSINESS INDUSTRY THEN WHY THE FUCK ARENT I STUDYING MARKETTING AND COLLECTING BIG CHEQUES FOR LITERALLY RETARD WORK
>>70166618
>Sinkster Six potential to break TWO BILLION
I can't even begin to understand the reality these people live in
>>70166618
>in 2020, Spiderman vs The Amazing Spiderman is released
>>70166720
Are you ready to lick everyone's dirty ass ?
>>70166618
>Amazing Spider-Man 4: Part 1
>Amazing Spider-Man 4: Part 2
>Toby and Andrew
>>70166830
Sadly no I can't do that
Unless they're attractive women I could do that
>>70166068
Maybe I had fucked up teen years but this would be the last thing to be seen as "cool"
>>70166886
They were most likely to categorize it as cool
That means 1% of teens versus 0% of others
Its a nonsense stat
>>70166886
I guarantee you it was teenagers fucking with them during some shitty focus groups.
>>70165984
>females
now thats what i call niche marketing
>>70166618
>Spiderman v Amazing Spiderman
Holy fuck these retards
>>70166618
Emma Stone becomes Carnage...WTF?!
>>70166321
>read key challenge #1
You know where it goes
>>70166618
>can't even spell "pleasantries" right
>>70166618
>toby and andrew together= about 2billion in profits
>>70166618
its that thing where theyre like
>if you spend too much time proof reading emails and shit youre not spending enough time on REAL WORK
>therefore you need to slobbishly throw together an email that looks like it was written in pigsbood in a bathroom
>>70166618
>Emma stone as carnage
JUST FUCK MY FRANCHISE UP
>>70167036
It's from a weird plot point in the Ultimate Spider-Man comic. A clone of Gwen was also Carnage but then got the Carnage part of her removed so she was just Gwen. I think, been a long time since I've read it.
Anyway yeah it's moronic.
>>70166321
And to think a huge chunk of a movie's expenses goes to these marketing fools.
>>70166618
>Maseo had hiws own receptionist taking notes which i think was offensive
>trusting receptionists employed by these gaijin morons
>>70167224
Interesting and I agree, moronic.
I would pitch Emma as carnage if I was trying to lose my job. These faggots take it and put money on it. And nobody gets why they bomb so often?
>>70166160
>food is fun
>>70165777
>>70165984
>Jaden Smith fans
>>70166283
>Emmerich "Pedigree"
>>70166332
It's more about going for the international market mate
Wait I'm new to /tv/. These slides are 100% from Sony marketing department? I'm not being trolled here at all?
>>70167221
I was hoping that we'd get an amazing spiderman 3 with emma stone playing mary jane just to confuse everyone
alas
>>70167065
>sir give me 2 b rate actors and 200 million for effects and I'll give you 2 billion dollars
Lemonade out of fucking lemons.
>>70167558
>overall this should make us apx 12 Billion in profits over 5 years
absolute delusion
>>70167475
>I'm new to /tv/ am I being trolled
Usually yes. But this is Sony
>these fucking powerpoints
jesus h. christ those are awful, it's like they were made by children for children.
This is the job the ditzy girls from highschool get and call themselves 'marketing specialists'
Post more emails
>>70166618
WAIT HOL THE FUCK UP. These are serious emails. When they say about 2 billion THESE ARE SERIOUS NUMBERS THEY EXOECT TO GET!? By all means I am no expert of the film industry but I thought tge point of people like them were to be as realistic as possible about their profit. I refuse to believe they realistically thought they would make 2 billion
>>70167726
read the 3rd to last line m8:
>>70167584
>THIS WHOLE THREAD
the fucking sony emails make it feel like christmas year round
>>70166618
>he had his own receptionist take notes which I think was offensive
What the hell? Why?
>>70168133
WE CONTROL THE NOTE TAKING
THIS IS OUR COMPANY
SEND HIM OUR NOUTES
ps Cake will be served at 11am teehee
I love this shit, it just proves how kikey entertainment is and all they care about is making money.
I can picture a boardroom of jews shouting the words MILLENNIAL, BRAND, TARGET AUDIENCE, PRODUCT PLACEMENT
>>70168218
>NOSTALGIA
>>70166210
this isnt real is it? like im so confused. surely this is satire
Salty snacks????
Just remember, these are the people that are getting paid in the 6 digits at a multi-million dollar company, and you're here shitposting the hours away on a Japanese anime site.
>>70168218
Beverage integration
>>70168182
Is this some American taboo thing? I'm a britbong and have never been in a company-to-company meeting where there hasn't been one person taking notes from each side.
>>70168413
What's confusing about putting spider-man on a bag of chips
>>70166618
>Sell spiderman licence for 5 billions dolars
wtf
>>70165850
Amy Pascal was still running the show at that point.
One of her emails she complains that she found it offensive some guy was having his secretary takes notes for him.
>>70165855
>cool internet meme
Post her picture.
The one where she looks like she has downs.
>>70165777
>>70165803
>>70165833
This is so american I want to throw up.
>>70166210
I wonder how much these people are paid?
Like are they unpaid interns? Or are they pulling in six figures ?
>>70166283
>Emmerich Pedigree
>>70165855
>leaving your shirt on cause you got fat
Not gonna get a prize that way goyim
I want to leave this sausage factory tour now
>>70166332
Go watch London Has Fallen cuck
>grown ups
>potty humor
>feels
>smarts
Why do so many americans talk in this fucking infantalised made up baby language?
What's all of this pictures about? For what purposes were they made? I dont think movie directors do their job according to this shit. It's for producers, right?
>>70168924
>I dont think movie directors do their job according to this shit. It's for producers, right?
For studio executives.
>>70165726
Kek is that Mike?
>>70168924
yeah its for stupid investors (producers)
they do market research and get them to make up some slideshow so the investors can come in and feel like theyre up to speed with the project
they keep it simple because investors arent smart theyre just rich
>>70168924
Why do you think so many directors leave capeshit films or films in general over "creative differences".
And why do you think so many massive 100-150 million dollar budget movies have literally who's in the director's chair?
>>70165726
>>70165777
>>70165803
>>70165833
>>70165945
>>70165984
>>70166024
>>70166068
>>70166109
>>70166160
>>70166210
>>70166236
>>70166260
>>70166283
What the fuck are these "slides", who are they shown to and where?
Did they leak?
Did the entire Powerpoint presentations leak, or only some slides?
What the fuck is even happening?
>>70166618
inb4
>professionalism
I'd honestly hate being the guy who has to make these power point presentations while speaking nervously infront of an entire room filled with people that earn more than myself.
>>70169073
Yeah part of the Sony leaks from a year or so back.
Only some slides from their marketing department
usually an analyst in marketing department is told to throw together a slide using basic market research and 5 year olds logic, then a senior associate in marketing department will dumb it up a bit and make it as simple as possible, almost to autistic level, then usually the analyst will pitch it to a room of investors, sometimes mr ceo and the board even look through the slides prior to a pitch and ask for stuff to be taken out if deemed to risky
source: was marketing analyst in a us entertainment company
>>70169626
salaries of
you
your senior
pls
>>70166618
>Spelling mistakes up the ass.
>Unrealistic nummers.
I could do a better fucking job.
Sony are sending promo material and paying feminist bloggers to write about Ghostbusters.
>>70169626
>>70169411
thanks for clarifying.
Are these made AFTER the movie to explain it, or BEFORE the movie to give a direction to the production?
>>70169742
gotta be before/during
why tell them what youre doing after you did it?
>>70169707
so as an analyst which is what i was you could make anywhere from 50K up to about 75K, my seniors were the marketing associates which are on 80K up to a 100k i guess, note not every company is like this and in some analyst and associate are the same thing and some only have one of the two but ours made the distinction and associate was just a analyst with more responsibility, then youd usually have marketing director or team leader which is 200Kish, then some companies have a VP of marketing which is a high six figure job, and marketing exec is millions
>>70166618
Mightiest of keks
>>70169742
most are made prior as a plan of attack thing, but certainly there are similar slides made after as a sort of strategic reflection
>>70166720
>He thought it was a merit based job
Lmao my dude
>>70165726
Is that Mike "It's my partei and I can heil if I want to" Stoklasa top right?
>>70166109
This is straight out of Tom Goes To The Mayor or Awesome Show
the emails are equally kek, one of them has the ceo amy pascal replying to an email with 'why r u punishing me' and replying 'no' to 'will you call me back' but its commonplace the higher up the management ladder you go in terms of autistic emails
>>70170171
Kill yourself
Someone please post more like >>70166618
>>70169626
This guy gets it
Remember a lot of your investors barely speak English, so this preschool mentality makes it easy to comprehend internationally
I highly doubt they are speaking like toddlers in the meetings or its Sony so maybe they are...
>>70169407
Frankly, I'd love to do it.
Give me the job, I'd love to con rich retards via bullshitting.
>>70170349
sony execs were worried about the interview being unfunny
>>70166332
They don't want to put off foreign audiences. There's a lot of bullshit here but international audiences really don't like US military bs.
>>70170453
im the marketing guy, its a fairly good gig, usually earn about the same as your legal and finance counter parts, but a bit harder to laderclimb, as long as you arnt retarded and understand how to market things its not bad, its just that theres thousands of creative liberal socialist types all going for the same few jobs and so theres not that many but yeah quite comfy 9-5 monday to friday sit in your office making a powerpoint presentation although have to be prepared to pitch infront of investors and board so cant be completely autistic
>>70165984
>Jaden Smith fans
>M Night fans
>>70165867
That's right, Jay!
>>70165916
ahahahahahahahaahahahahhh
>>70165916
lmao did they seriously cop starcraft gears of war and halo images
isn't that copyrighted
>>70166210
>anti-virus
>electricity
how exactly do you expect to tie those products into the spider-man movie?
>>70170434
the fact that "foreign investors" have this much capital and clout in america, and american companies bend over backwards to offer up their anus' while showing proverbially retarded images to said investors for that sweet sweet money fix is a problem that desperately needs to be addressed.
>>70166260
>X Avoid American themes
>>70166283
>white house
>avoid america
FUCKING KIKES
>>70166068
jesus christ
like i understand that it's someones actual job to convince studios these are good ideas but holy shit
Marketers are straight up delusional so often
Every Indian in my town is going through school for marketing and it just makes me wonder how the fuck they think they'll be successful as marketers
They cannot communicate with any audiences other than themselves
They'll literally just be copying and pasting things that work or are true in theory
>>70170814
Yeah but if the image isn't going to be publically released it doesn't matter. Tons of games and movies and shit use copyrighter stuff as placeholder until it's swapped out. Like that recent uncharted 4 trailer that had concept art from assassins creed in it.
Its pretty clear those people dont bother to spend even a minute to look past their own heads or maybe just to do a simple research of free for all data that is the internet and its thousands of discussion boards. They all sound like autistic kids busy drowning in their own worlds and imaginations.
>investors are literally retarded
>they're where all the money comes from
>sony knows their audience
capitalism
>>70171386
You know understand the mindset of the average investor.
>>70171327
Marketing is a huge growth industry because marketers market their marketability first and foremost.
Yes, they're growing because they say they're growing so they grow so they can say they're growing.
>>70165984
Lord god almighty this slide has plagued me with unstoppable laughter.
>>70166618
this is literally amazing
it's so obvious that actual retards make the calls and the talented people working under them are the only reason anything is ever redeemable
companies and especially marketers in general are so out of touch and completely fucking clueless
>>70166564
Almost every movie discussed here was loathed.
>>70171830
It doesn't matter if you hate what you pay for, because you still paid for it.
>>70171830
international market baby
>>70171697
You claim they're out of touch, but, they're being rewarded more than any of the "talented people" working under them.
>>70167006
"look at these smurfs.... what would u say they r??
funny?"
"i guess..."
"would u say they look COOL?"
"*smiles*....yea sure.... yea they're cool"
"fantastic!"
>>70165726
>>70165777
>>70165803
>>70165833
>>70165855
None of this is embarrassing. The marketing team has to pitch their premises and ideas in the simplest manner possible with each one given a brief concise explanation. Any retard who thinks these aren't well put together is a moron. You don't make an intensive slide with a lot of grammar for this kind of shit. More than half of it is actually verbal and in your head.
these nightmares can't be real.
Even sony isn't this stupid surely.
>>70172091
>o-oy vey, stop posting these images, goy.
>>70171830
Tell that to /tv/
>>70172144
>>70171544
that literally made me laugh
it's similar to like the sword they deal with marketing
for example, a company puts "little competition, ability to control entire market easily"
when in reality it means no competition because there's no market.
regardless, people will continue to eat up any shit that has a budget and is accessible, there's no reason not to.
>>70172159
I'm not Jewish but it just goes to show how juvenile and unexperienced you are. Sony execs don't hang out in their parent's basement all day eating hot pockets and cheetos. They have shit to do and meetings have to be quick paced and concise. They have multiple thigs going on at one time so obviously they're not going to have a meeting that lasts all day for just the basics on the marketing or foundation of a movie.
>>70172091
The guy giving the powerpoint presentation is getting paid millions. That guy outsourced all his work to someone getting paid by the hour or even an intern. The powerpoint presentation exists to get investors to throw money at the parent company. It works.
There is no reason you shouldn't be filled with constant shame.
>>70171924
it's just a simple case of combination of qualifications and nepotism over actual substance
they can be successful and retarded
>>70165855
This one shows pretty drastically just how out-of-touch Sony is with the world. They're still stuck in the 80's.
>>70172534
you live in a world where people are literally paid in direct proportion to how much rich people like them
>>70172430
They are getting paid what they're worth to the studios. They don't want just some Joe Schmo from the street coming in telling them things in incomprehensive language.
The powerpoint exists to just layout the ideas in a ckear basic manner to which they elaborate on. What the fuck do you think happens? They just say the words on the powerpoint and done?
>>70165726
That pic is obviously Nintendo's strategy with games
>>70172600
I like how you're trying to say "investors are retards" as if it isn't a bad thing.
>>70172636
But it isn't, for him, it just means easy money.
>>70172636
It's not retarded to hire someone who has experience working on successful projects as opposed to some random guy on the street who says he'll do it for cheaper.
It'd be retarded to take a huge gamble on some random guy claiming he csn do what they do.
>>70166160
>food is fun
Literally /tv/'s default rhetoric.
>>70172600
no, but the thought that such simplistic presentation and preparation net's such high figures indicates that there is a level of both fiscal and intellectual dishonesty that needs to not only be addressed, but eradicated.
roger trenton, vp of fuckyoumarketing shouldn't have any more clout than a retarded 4 year old when giving such terrible presentations as this.
of course he expounds on these points, if the speech was all that was presented, with actual data and analysis for visual representation, than the salary doesn't seem too bad.
but this is just downright laughable, people get an "education" and a degree to make these clipart tier dumpster fires while getting paid already high wages for this tripe, and the person who presents these gets their pockets stuffed.
>>70172717
So entire industries are built around begging.
>>70170464
Art doesn't exist in hollywood, it seems.
>>70172717
if your life revolves around the acquistion of money you are wandering astray
or, you're a jew
>>70172872
In some form or another, I'd suppose
>>70166321
Hmm, nothing about black washing.
>>70172872
remember, panhandling and begging are crimes in many states
do your part!
>>70172091
It's not the simplicity of the content nor the composition of the slides that are embarrassing. It's the ideas contained.
No, it's not well-put-together to say one of the key themes to a movie is "food is fun," and their "then and now" photo idea is so horribly outdated nobody with so much as a finger on the pulse of modernity would do it.
A lot of these slides concern themselves with "fun" and what's "cool", but Sony hasn't been either in like 30 years. That is what is embarrassing.
>>70172835
>what are spread sheets
You sound like a bitter jealous faggot.
>but eradicated
Why? Marvel made billions on this tripe as have other movies in the past made millions. With your ideas every movie would be John Cartered.
Like was already said which you ignored, they don't just read what's on the slide and then they're done. Obviously they elaborate on it, which a 4 year old wouldn't do.
Again, don't be a bitter jealous faggot just because you've never done shit with your life.
>>70165867
Mike "Myklon B" Stolazka?
>>70173101
and you display the comprehension and literacy prowess of the average marketingfag by criticizing my posts for points i already addressed, great job representing your field
no, my argument is that this whole business of selling film ideas to investors and these board meetings and schmoozy presentations are all completely, disgustingly, corrupt and unnecessary.
believe me, jealousy is the furthest thing from my mind.
>>70165916
This is maybe the best one.
Just how fucking clueless they are.
>>70170814
>lmao did they seriously cop starcraft gears of war and halo images
>isn't that copyrighted
Holy shit. I thought it looked familiar. I was too busy laughing and amazed that they saw this as a big franchise.
Also, considering these were internal concept images, it shouldn't matter as these were never supposed to be seen by the public.
>>70166109
huehueheu
>>70170906
TASM2 has a scene where Peter "bings" a video about electricity, despite being a supposed genius.
>>70166160
>>70166246
they know well their audience
>>70173275
>are all completely, disgustingly, corrupt and unnecessary
>jelly stem fag cuck who has to work twice as hard for half the salary while trying to drown out the his girlfriends orgasmic moans from the marketing bro's 10 inch penis in the next room.
>>70173409
>I-I'm not the scum of the earth, you're just j-jelly
>muh money
>>70171697
and those retards in the end get all the applause
>>70171924
>>70173275
>my field
Not my fault you never amounted to anything.
>these board meetings and schmoozy presentations are all completely, disgustingly, corrupt and unnecessary.
They're completely neccesary. If you can't understand why then that's your fault.
>>70171327
in their minds they are at the top of the caste system, they have a kind of confidence that makes them oblivious to their own bullshit
>>70173409
nice assumptions faggot I'm actual doing an MA into a PhD for a PPE program
see, someone has to try and fix the ideological poison you pathetic wretches spew out
good job continuing to prove my previous point you fool
>>70172394
>They have multiple thigs going on
Go back to bed, Amy. You're drunk.
>>70173620
it's not about being necessary i understand the concept
your shit fucking "industry" is one of the primary catalysts behind the degradation of american, and subsequently western, society, as well as the deracination of moral fiber.
there is nothing necessary about making fucking movies for the sole purpose of marketing and wealth you fucking scum
>>70172091
Eh, I'm sure even the people who made these stupid decks know they're kinda bullshit.
this thread is literally full of comedy gold
>>70174378
>>70174267
What the actual fuck
>>70165916
>>70170814
>>70173326
raging at ps3 pad with 360 games here
Someone should take these emails and turn them into a play or something, would be great.
Remember when Amy Pascal and the gang were begging Fincher and DiCaprio to do Steve Jobs? Fincher was being offered silly money and Sony sent more than one email to DiCaprio about helping him get the oscar if he agreed to do the movie.Fincher came out of the entire leak better than anyone.
>>70174267
>Also ryan seacrest?
not like his company produces all the karadashian shows or anything and brings in billions of dollers because of it... oh wait
>>70175572
>Fincher came out of the entire leak better than anyone.
A L P H A
>>70173899
>for the sole purpose of marketing and wealth you fucking scum
Okay communist, relax. You forget the other purposes like entertainment or toys for children, role models who stand for something.
Just calm down with the communist rhetoric.
>>70175689
>No
HAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
>>70175689
Are all emails to be read bottom to top?
>>70176064
>Fincher tells them he wants $45m to do the movie
>they concede and agree to his demands
>he tells them to fuck off anyway
>>70172620
Really? Because Sony made 30 years old neckbeards pissing in their pants at last E3 by announcing 15 years old projects
>>70165726
I thought Goosebumps was actually pretty fun, mi familia.
>>70176292
How can one man be so based?
>>70176292
He was probably hoping they'd tell him to fuck. So when they said yes, he was stuck in an oral agreement with litigious assholes.
>>70175689
fincher pls
>>70166655
>your country's army help funded the pinnacle of console gaming
>>70166236
>Thought-provoking
>Avoid socio-political themes
kek
>>70165803
>the color blue
>>70165916
>Someone seriously thought After Earth would be a big multimedia franchise
>>70166618
SPIDERMEN TOO: 2 MANY SPIDERMEN
>>70175823
>wanting to glut the kike media monolith is a communist tactic
you're a fucking moron
>>70178596
Not just somebody. A lot of people.
>>70175373
This is actually a great idea
