Post your greentext stories
>>70159583
>2015
>be 25
>mom asks me if i'm hungry
>...
>...
>no
>...
>go into my room
REAL
I reenact scenes from the film every night before sleep in my race car bed
>one month ago
>going to the basement to do my laundry
>one of my neighbours is doing laundry too
>he asks me if he I can spare some softener
>I look past him for a few seconds, trying to think of a response, since I don't use softener
>I kick him on the abdomen and get out of there
>>70159583
>be me
>23
>don't drive
>ride bike to work everyday
>I never talk to anybody there
>flip my burgers and leave
>take work shirt off as I'm going out the door
>notice shoe is untied
>bend down to tie it
>when I stand up qt standing in front of me
>she's all over me with chit chat
>no clue why
>look to my left and realize why
>I'm standing next to a really nice car
>she thinks it's mine
>"Is this your car"
>"yeah"
>"OMG" ect.
>She just keeps talking
>I lean against it after a few minutes just listen to this bitch blabber
>a solid 10 minutes have passed
>can't take much more
>"what do you do for a living?"
>I stare her in the eyes not saying a word for 30 seconds
>walk over to the play area leaving her by the car
>unchain my bike from the jungle gym
>get on
>look her in the eyes again
>"I ride"
>her jaw drops
>as I start to peddle away this 40 something pedo Chad walks out that owns the car walks out pointing and laughing
>I assume he was watching the whole thing since he had a to go bag
>go to McDrive
>"Good night sir, what is your order?"
>...
>...
>"...Big Mac Menu. To go"
>"Anything else sir?"
>...
>...
>...
>"...I drive"
>receive my order
>drive off
>Eat it alone in the woods
>Real Human Bean playing in the car's speakers
>>70159583
Today
>>70159583
>last class of day ends
>hadn't slept in two days
>very groggy and delerious
>walking to car
>girl from class catches me in parking lot
>asks me to bum a cigarette
>give her one
>she asks me, "do you smoke weed? we can go for a ride if you want"
>super tired, weed would knock me out
>stare at her for longer than i should have
>she repeats herself, "do you smoke?"
>long silence
>"no"
>walk to my car and drive away
we've been dating for six months
>>70159980
Was pedo chad at who avin a giggle?
>>70160144
really having someone always even when as what
>>70159980
>blasting a real human bean in the background
>reading this story
damn. it really was like the driver, except you ruined the ending.
