>"The autor of oliver payne".
What did he mean by this?
>>70156696
good god man, have you no decency?
>>70156696
auteur is someone who makes kino
>>70156751
Op here, relax I just bought this movie right now.
My second fav Craig film.
IT WUZ ME JAYYYMZ
IT WUZ ALWAYS ME
KEKOO
I KILLED UR GIRLFRIEND AND I KILLED JUDI DENCH AND I KILLED UR OTHER GIRILFRIEND
WHEN U WERE YOUNG MY DAD LIKED YOU MORE THAN ME SO I MURDERED HIM AND THEN SET UP AN EVIL CRIMINAL ENTERPRISE ALSO
KEKOO
NOW IM GOING TO STAND AROUND SPOUTING EXPOSITION AND THEN MAYBE LATER ILL DRILL THROUGH YOUR FUSIFORM GYREX SO YOU CAN NO LONGER RECOGNISE LEA SEYDOUX
AS IF IT MATTERS ANYWAY BECAUSE YOU ARE CLEARLY A DRIED UP HUSK OF A HUMAN BEING WHO DOESNT CARE WHICH WET HOLE HE STICKS HIS DICK IN OF A GIVEN EVENING
KEKOO
PLEASE DONT SHOOT MY HELICOPTER DOWN WITH A PISTOL OR ANYTHING
>>70156866
>Kekoo
Stop it! Just stop it!
>>70156866
it was also the slowest helicopter, and it flew along the river
james bond was chasing him in a boat
he could've flown anywhere not a river and got away
fuck that movie
>>70156696
Am I the only one that is starting to hate this guy?
>>70156866
>mfw the end of this shit film is James Bond literallydestroying a helicopter with his last shot from a pistol
>>70156866
>KEKOO
I don't get it
>>70156696
Remember that time you slightly burnt your toast? Me, James.
>>70157628
>craig
>bond
>>70156819
I agree, it's underrated.
>>70158658
all the cinematography is the world can't fix a bad narrative with bad action in a film that goes for way too long and has very few redeeming factors
>>70158676
well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
I had fun with it.
>>70156696
i liked belucci in this movie but i like her in everything
>>70158658
Every single movie looks amazing in those grids
>>70158705
Sure, I felt like ripping my eyeballs out and half way through I wanted to walk out of the cinema. This film is another reason why I won't go to the cinema, cause some cunt makes a boring shit film that goes for way to long
>>70156696
How can Bond's main villain just be an author?
>>70158658
>underrated
No it's correctly rated
>>70158739
The Star Wars ones look atrocious.
>>70158751
That's what you get for watching a british action movie attempting to be serious.
>>70158751
You seem upset.
>>70158813
>movies shouldn't attempt to be serious
hello reddít!
>>70158838
the movie triggered me with how bad it was, when they left the desert and went back to London I felt like necking myself knowing there was like 20-30 minutes left of this utter tripe
>>70156866
>>70156982
>kekoo
What is this?
>>70158889
nice blog.
>>70158958
nice face.
>>70158944
redditer spotted
>>70156866
what is it with bond movies feeling like they're about to end, and then turns out there's a fucking 4th act
>>70156696
>movie makes no effort at creativity & wallows in cliché & mediocrity
>somehow it's still comfy
>>70160657
>there goes Blofeld's base in a puff of smoke guess that's i-wait what..
>>70158658
This is the kind of cinematography you find impressive? It's literally just the subject in the center or some unremarkable shots of vehicles and a guy's ass. Holy fuck you're a massive pleb
>>70158658
>he likes wide-angle shots
>this easily impressed...
Go see the revanant or something.
>>70160951
>wallows in cliché
a Bond movie that doesn't do that isn't a Bond movie
>>70161202
Touche' , but Spectre seemed like a meme of previous Bond movies. A half-hearted attempt at that.
>le tough guy but no gimmick
>le mastermind but really a likable, normal temperament guy
>le hard to obtain gurl
>>70161707
>but Spectre seemed like a meme
what does that mean?
>>70157628
It was also the last bullet Bond had that downed the helicopter
Thing is, as long as the rest of the movie is ok I can forgive stupid plot points in Bond, like that exploding pen in Goldeneye
But the rest of Spectre was just as dumb
>>70159256
Fuck you, explain it or go back to choking on your own cum.
>>70161979
the wordfilter, you can't capitalize cuck because it becomes KEK, so cuckoo becomes KEKOO
>>70161755
Spectre seemed like an impressionist painting to previous Bond movies' photographic realism...so to speak. It was dumbed down & rushed...no polish like previous movies. Maybe I should have said 'formula' instead of meme.
>>70162030
>knowing the weeb codex
*my sides
