What the fuck was his problem?
>>70154870
He was the son of Satan and shit.
>>70154870
having to hold your head up with those heavy ass horns would make anyone angry
>>70154870
he was really horny
>>70154870
mankind didn't want to advance intellectually
>>70154870
I still can't beliebe the this is the butler from CLUE.
>>70154870
He was said Cobain made it into hell
what happened to g8an satan?
Some dick ass wizard broke off his tooth and cast him into hell until he was complete
>>70154870
Galaxy far away is hell
>>70156483
it was a blacksmith senpai
>>70154870
>he would rather fuck some lanky traitorous bitch than the unicorn mare
why even bother
>>70154954
My brother and I made this Lego game/movie/show thing where we'd play with Lego's and act retarded and all but - it doesn't matter.
Anyway, we called it "Jurassic Planet" and it was about these astronauts that crashed on a planet with a talking monkey, crazy/talking/carnivorous horses, very few dinosaurs, and some sci-fi stuff.
And the Son of Satan (called SOS by some of the doomsayers on the planet). SOS was all red with a red helmet on backwards to make it look all red. Anyway, he wanted to kill all humans for no apparent reason and had this comically large book called the "Book of the Dead" which literally listed all the living things that died EVER. He was fucking insane and had an army going against the astronaut survivors and the people of Jurassic Planet and lost against them.
But he kept coming back.
>>70156500
kek
>>70154870
His face looked like a prolapsed asshole. That would make me unhappy too.
>>70156633
anon are you ok? no one asked to hear about your fucking autism
>>70154870
He has Jewish origins
>>70154870
He wanted to make a dildo out of the unicorn's horn and have Tom Curise's gf fuck him with it
"ARe YoU SO EAGER TO SEE BLOOD FLOW?!!!!"
id want her to sit on my face. slam that piece of ass.