ITT: Comedians who really make you think.
>>70154398
show me the numbers, bitch
we are literally paying for joe rogan to smoke weed
>>70154398
Dude, expand your mind. Drugs are a life changing experience.
>>70154464
You haven't lived until you've been addicted to something for five plus years amirite
>>70154398
DUDEEEE
>>70154581
Like you've been addicted to 4chan?
>>70154398
>"Medical" cannabis
hahaha right.
>>70154581
i mean, yeah. it's not really something you can understand until you've experienced it, and it makes you a lot less judgemental about that kind of thing.
i miss the rogan general pasta
More like comedians that really make themselves shrink
>see joe on ufc
>listen to his show
>think he's pretty cool
>couple months go by
>begin to hate him
>>70155034
THIS IS YOUR THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST
TO POP YOUR:
- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk<---- HIT PLAY NIGGA
>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN "FRASER" "FUCK MY SHIT UP" SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"
- Joe Rogan, 2015
>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
- Brought to you by SquareSpace©
cue the hempforce mustard
>>70155112
He's one of those dudebros that if you bump into by accident you can't ditch anymore since they'll want to tell you 30 different anecdotes which are mostly shit they misheard somewhere.
>>70155112
Hes obnoxious af
>proceeds to go on a 4 minute "i just smoked for the first time, have you ever noticed how ASTOUNDING fingernails are" ramble
Dude you can get addicted to cheeseburgers!!
>it's a comedian nobody has ever heard of episode
>tfw no legal mari420
>>70155146
thank you based anon
>>70154444
nice quads friend
>>70155056
Why does he look so grumpy? Looks like a child being told off by their parents.
Also check out that high test bitch. She can't keep her eyes off the taller guy even though he is a slob compared to JR. Height> all. Manlets BTFO
>>70155718
Isn't that the show where people were trying to find Bigfoot. He's looking incredulous at the amount of bullshit they're throwing at him
>it's a Joe talks about shit you learn in fucking primary school like it's some revolutionary mind bending discovery he's just made and wants to enlighten people
Sometimes I just want to kick him in the face
>>70154398
I'm all for medical and recerational use but I still think its bs that anyone can get a phony perscribtion for cannabis
>>70155777
it's more that it's just a loophole for RC use now.
