Confess, /tv/
I confess that last night I watched the movie Flubber and then masturbated to the thought of my grandfather's feet covered in Flubber.
>>70154119
I once did this but to Gary Oak's sister
>>70154097
I really hate GOT season 5 and 6. I have no doubt that GRRM will handle Hodors death scene better than the show. Still...I choked up and my lip quivered when he died. Also, I need anal stimulation in order to have a great orgasm.
the GoT show is such complete trash now but I can't stop watching it, help me repent
>I used to steal candy bars from gas stations
>I hate my daily life
>I'm a disappointment to my family
>I failed out of college 3 times
>I haven't had sex in 10 years
>I enjoy National Treasure
>I went to a Kesha concert
>Hot dogs are my favorite food
>I post memes on instagram
>I shitpost on /sp/
I-is that enough High Sparrow?
>>70154608
Yes, now do the naked walk of sha...wait, you like National Treasure? Cut your throat from ear to ear, dog.
>>70154097
I yelled at a midget.
>>70154097
I hope the High Sparrow and the Faith Militant wins and overthrows the feudal monarchies of Westeros in exchange for a theocratic oligarchy of the Most Devout. They would rule with an iron grip, and the populace would strictly adhere to the teachings and punishments of The Seven-Pointed Star. Kinda like Saudi Arabia under Islam with the Quran, but with no degeneracy.
I like to imagine that this republic would fail due to the tradition of one ruler over one realm. Instead of being overthrown. The Most Devout would just hand total control over to the High Septon ( except for choice of inheritance, of course ) .
A fan can hope.
>>70154728
I am Septon Unella. The High Sparrow is incapacitated with wine at the moment. I will judge you through the seven at his behapst or something. I laughed at a vietnam vet with one leg at the zoo when I was a child and he gave me the look of death. So you're not so bad, let it go. Don't ask what vietnam is.
>>70154897
I the Sparrow to win for those reasons. It gives the faith of the seven a hand in the final war of the religions (White Walkers vs Lord of Light vs Many Faced God vs Old Gods). Its obvious the story is shifting into religions becoming the end game conflict.
My girlfriend is pregnant and I can't deal with it anymore
>>70154119
>>70154187
This threads off to a good start.
>>70154097
I've been lurking for almost 2 years and I still don't understand half of the memes that are on this board.
>>70155168
Unella, Septon, again. If you're dealt a bad hand, fold. Sneak off to Braavos. If she finds you their, she won't recognize you. No alimony!
>>70154721
National Treasure is awesome
>>70154119
Why do I get the feeling that you're not lying?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EjybY__oDQ
Once when I was a kid and had a bad fever I fell asleep with my TV on and this was on when I woke up. Forgot about it until a few years ago at a Primus concert when they played a few Popeye cartoons onscreen between sets and this one came on. I remembered the goons being way more like deranged cannibal humans.
>>70154097
I greentexted on FB once. May the lord have mercy on my soul
>>70155465
Fuck me I posted this in the wrong thread. Carry on, nothing to see here.
>>70155494
My first reaction to almost everything people say to me involves the word "implying." I think 4chan is starting to seriously affect me mentally.
I sucked a man's dick... and I liked it.
I recently finished reading a book that made me realize that my life is empty and that I will die numb and alone. I plan to kill myself within the next few months.
>I blew my cousin when I was 8 and he was 10, just the head though, and he didn't cum
I swear I'm not gay.
Shame.
>>70155568
>Starting
You have no idea. Gtfo while you canyou probably won't. Thry all stay. Forever
i have a folder with over 600 jordyn jones noses
>>70155699
It's just a phase,bro. Someone pls post the pepe timeline pic
>>70155699
Yeah, I read the novelization of Flubber too.
>>70155568
I call everyday people who dissapoint me plebians. (unironically...ugh)
Kill me.
I masturbate to amateur gay porn, and no one else knows about it.
>>70154097
I frequently criticize movies that I haven't even watched just because I don't like some minor detail about them.
>>70155913
I've jerked it to amateur bro rape before. Nothing gay about it imo.
>>70155913
Why amateur?
>>70155920
>wrong image
>fixed it
I have a few clothing fetishes and if children are wearing said clothing then I have no qualms fapping to them
>>70155968
Because if someone is being paid to do it, it's likely that they aren't actually enjoying themselves. It is simply work for money.
>>70155672
good thing you're not gay though
I haven't had sex in five years. It's gotten to the point where I'm seriously considering fucking a dude in the ass with my eyes closed.
I shitpost so intensely that I sometimes argue with myself
I think season 10 of the trailer park boys kinda sucks. Nothing like the first few seasons. Private dancer character is stupid. Why the fuck are snoop dog, jimmy kimmel, and that other shithead in the trailer park? (Like why was that written into the script/unnecessary) Bubbles still cool, that's pretty much it.
Netflix killed tpb.
Also, south park sucks after about s07. They shifted humor a tiny bit, changed up animation style some, and kinda stretch for plot sometimes.
>>70154097
I unironically enjoy current WoW and even play Hearthstone and Heroes of the Storm. I main Malfurion, play a resto druid and use a druid theme deck to satisfy my autism.
>>70156188
I thought season 8 was a good effort, and ultimately better than 5 through 7, but 9 and 10 were shit.
>>70156089
Just hire a prostitute if you're that desperate you fag
Oh yeah
I've lost my virginity to a prostitute
I regret nothing.
I confess that I beat off to trannies. I confess that I want to fuck one very bad and I am 100% straight.
I stopped watching Game of Thrones a couple years ago and just powered through seasons 4, 5, and a couple eps of 6 (but not all the eps of 6 that have aired).
Why are they allowing these High Sparrow faggots to have the run of King's Landing again? Would it be mad-king tier political suicide to round them all up and have them arrested?
>>70156251
I think they lost that small-time feel. It's less mockumentary, and more scripted and you can tell.
>>70156291
nothing gay about fucking a tranny
infact, i would suck on that bulge right there
>>70156291
>>70156353
wew lads
>>70155147
>WW
>religion
u wot m8
It is obviously leading to Jon Snow X Dani Vs the White Walkers
>>70154608
>>70154721
National Treasure is good
>>70156291
>100% straight
>>70156353
Plenty of studies have proven it's not gay to be sexually attracted to transgender women. People don't understand that sex and gender are different. Trans women = women, 100%
Pic related is trans, I'd blow her in an instant and swallow any sweet nectar she might give, then I'd fuck her senselessly. Now, technically speaking, and I'm not into it, but even if a transwoman fucks you in the ass, again.. it's not gay, it just isn't. Gay = attraction to masculinity and sex organs really are irrelevant. I'm not into men at all, just women.
>>70156312
The Lannisters stupidly blessed them with power. Now that they have power, they'll be harder to uproot than the Christians during the Caligula era. Killing them only makes more of them.
>>70156430
Son, i'm kingdom of lordran
I got very drunk one night several weeks ago and confessed my darkest secret to my little sister. I don't know why I did it. I just brought it up out of nowhere.
I told her that I want to kill myself, and that it's the only thing in life that I look forward to anymore.
She got angry. Since I moved out I haven't seen her much. She stopped talking to me that night, and we haven't spoken since. I doubt we will ever reconnect in this life.
I don't seed torrents ever, not even on private trackers.
I've had sex with several traps so I'm a closet bisexual.
I used to masterbute by stroking my 11 year old dick on my sisters panties 11 years ago.
>>70156516
>I told her that I want to kill myself, and that it's the only thing in life that I look forward to anymore.
I had thoughts like this for a period in my life. Around when I was 16. Then they went away.
Now, I'm still a loser. In fact, I have more reason to kill myself now than I ever did previously. But... it all ain't so bad. These things pass sometimes.
I literally only come to /tv/ to look at what the newest meme is, then i help force it both here and on many other boards on 4chan. I also screenshot any post with more than 5 responses and spam them en masse on r/4chan.
>>70156516
why would your sister stop talking to you at a time when you obviously need family nearby
>>70154097
When I was 10 I stomped on a fallen bird's nest full of chicks in front of my friends to be edgy.
>>70156353
>traps looking like the girl from super 8
Just end my life already.
>>70156737
Stop harassing nature, faggot. Nature didn't do anything to you.
>>70154119
I guess that's why they call this board Random looool
but im afraid that i, well i may have faked it and I wouldn't be caught dead in this place.
I find movies to be incredibly boring these last few years. I'm sick of superheros and remakes.
Same with TV shows, the only one I follow anymore is Game of Thrones and I hate that even.
>>70156703
You fucked up two of my favorite boards and I hope you lose a finger at some point in your life for it.
>>70156737
that's cold bro
>>70156737
>snuffing the life out of innocent creatures for a reaction
How are you not a serial killer by now?
>>70156767
its weird how I can be nostalgic over the worst years of my life because of a song lyric
>>70155301
/tv/ is the most casual board.
You are retarded!
>>70156703
The worst part of this is that I believe it.
>>70156737
The sound of them crunching would probably still haunt me to this day
>>70155494
Powerlevel offenses are the worst. Shame, anon.
>>70156816
I kind of have to agree. How can you not get /tv/ memes? They're stupid, and they're exactly what you see. There's nothing more to them. How could you be here for two years and not understand them?
>>70156353
sucks that nice elle tranny cock
>>70156312
Hodor dies.
>>70156703
So you're that Fred posting faggot ruining my Pepe threads.
Kys
i didnt enjoy no country for old men
I came from a land down under
>>70156776
I pan everything. I haven't enjoyed a movie or tv show in years. I come here to shitpost.
>>70156471
This post is full of shit. Disregard.
I absent mindedly smiled at a little girl once.
never again
>>70156934
He's telling the truth! There's been studies!
>>70156914
Is there any OTHER reason to come here?
>>70156943
Go to bed, Jared.
>>70154097
I haven't had a decent boner in like two months :(
>>70155954
>amateur bro rape
The heck? Is that a thing?
>>70156535
>I don't seed torrents ever
people like you disgust me. How hard can it be ? just let the torrent on at least 1 week
>>70156966
Who is this Boner Donor?
>>70157025
My sex drive died. I can still get hard from sheer willpower, but I can't cum anymore. It's been like this for a couple of months. I've given up on using my dick. I don't even feel aroused by anything anymore.
I haven't told anyone this.
>stole underwear from a girl in my building because i was bored and got away with it,
>accidentally corrupted the family's pictures of my boss because i thought it took too much place in his hard-drive,
>spent two thousands dollars on micro-transactions only to play with poor people hating MT with their guts,
>really hope that Daenerys die or doesn't end up on the iron throne since she's so much of an entitled cunt it's just painful to watch.
>>70156776
Watch Bloodline on Netflix. See The Good Guys and Florence Foster Jenkins and Green Room.
Last week I ran over a dog while on the job and just kept driving. If I called it in or stopped to help I'd have to report it to my store and do a drug test which I undoubtedly would have failed considering I got mega high like three days earlier. RIP pupper ;__:
>>70157066
Why is this bad?
You have time to do shit now instead of following your dick to failure & poverty.
>>70157066
Sounds like you're feeling guilty about something. What is it, anon?
>>70157159
It creates a really awkward situation when this girl in my Calc class tries to come onto me and hit me up on Tinder and shit and I can't explain to her that I have zero sex drive. And I'm already steeped in poverty and failure.
>>70157148
You did nothing wrong, dogs are a pest.
>>70154950
SHAME! The high sparrow would never drink wine, he doesn't like the taste!
SHAME!
SHAME! SHAME!
>>70154097
I've been using my roommate's toothpaste for the better part four months now. He has to notice that there isn't any other toothpaste but he doesn't say anything so I just keep doing it.
I burned my brother for playing with my toy knight. I didn't even care about it, I just hated seeing him enjoy my things.
>>70157148
>mfw I should've done this instead of total my dad's truck...even the police said as much
Damn dogs in the road...reeeereeeeeeree
>
>>70157058
Fuck seeding public torrents. And it's near impossible to seed the private tracker I use without a seedbox. So my sneaky cheeky method is good enough not to have got me caught yet and I donate like $10 to the private one like every 6 months even though I don't need to.
>>70157237
That's alright Brendan, we all get mad sometimes
>>70157237
You crushed my favorite character's head. I'm butthurt.
>>70156966
There is no way in seven Hells you can tell me this biological male is less attractive than Maisie Williams.
>>70157066
>mfw i got this way after taking mirtazapine for a month
antidepressants are fucked up, i went from constant arousal to near asexuality.
>>70155568
>>70155864
my people. Also t b h before that initialism was ruthlessly executed by the chink
>>70157284
Your favorite character was the dude who waved his wang at Cersei?
>>70156966
>>70156934
>>70156471
I know this is anecdotal but I have gay friends (male and female) and they are attracted to masculine and feminine aspects, respectively. It is not just necessarily about the primary sex organs, rather quite the opposite.
I asked a gay man who he would rather fuck: a man with a vagina or a woman with a penis.
Even though the "woman" is effectively a very feminine looking biological male, he said he would rather fuck the dude with the cunt, since he is attracted to the masculine aspects of his body and personality, not just his primary sex organs (even though he hates vaginas).
Ergo, trannies and traps are not gay.
inb4 tumblr, my dick likes what it likes and if given the opportunity to fuck a very believable MtF tranny pre-op, I 100% would and feel completely good about it.
>>70157306
SSRI drugs are literally the pilled jew. They turn you into a fucking zombie. Get off them before it's too late
>>70157211
I know that feel. I lost this really pretty and caring girl because this kept on happening for me through like the two months we dated so she cracked it and left. Feels bad man.
>>70157309
If you're British, especially if you're from the West Midlands, it's not weird to say t b h after everything.
>>70157346
Maybe they're just have genderfluid sexuality :^)
>>70157376
It makes me angry. Why can't my dick work like everyone else's? For fucks sake.
>>70157375
don't worry, stopped after that month
mirtazapine wasn't actually an SSRI though I think, maybe i've got that mixed up though, either way it's a really dirty drug.
>>70157097
>only to play with poor people hating MT with their guts,
Nice buyer's remorse stupid /v/tard :^)
Daenarys comes from a land down under. Her dragons breath antidepressants. The Realm will become satiated with contentment. FUCK. The end.
>>70157424
Eh, in all honesty I went to the doctor and they prescribed me with some pills to fix it, and that's saved my ass on one night stands, but for the most part I think for me it's more just a lack of testosterone generation because I'm a lazy cunt and don't exercise. Seriously, could very well be chemical imbalance. Check with your doc.
>>70157550
>quoting both of my posts
am i being spied on?
>>70157309
>to be quite honest fãmily is bad
>desu, senpai, & chink shit out of context is better
>>70154466
I don't see anything wrong.
I can't stop watching bad flicks, even if I know its garbage I have to see what happend to the end to properly shit on it.
>>70157921
The biggest affront is that GRRM has spent two decades crafting this series, and THAT is the best he could come up with.
What a joke.
I like both DC & Marvel.but not any movie since GOTG
