How do you think the rat pack would feel about this?
particularly Dean Martin since he was the only good one.
>>70148167
>inb4 misogynist manchildren throw a temper tantrum someone is making a movie that may o may not be aimed at them
>>70148167
is there anything women and niggers dont ruin
name 1 exclusively female band of criminals, throughout all of history and all nations.
They would never make an all female Ocean's 11 because the number 11 looks too phallic.
They'd rename it to something unrecognizable like, Aqua 24
>>70148253
>why are you the aqua 24?
>i got a name change after my spiritual awakening two weeks into visiting India
>the 24 is how each of us girls has two spirits within, the traditional and the unnatural, capable of being loving or the most twisted bitch you've ever met
>don't fuck with my friends btw
I hate it already
>>70148203
90% of all robberies are committed by men shitlord
>>70148167
will they be naked and engage in a lesbian orgy?
>>70148350
>movies have to reflect real life
fuck off misogynist pig, dont you have to go rewatch lord of the rings for the thousandth time because you have no friends and no where to go on a saturday ngiht?
>>70148444
I think an orgy is about actual sex, so there has to be one dude present
>>70148453
0/10
>>70148350
Here's the all female version of Reservoir Dogs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrdgQV9xxUM
apparently it's been blocked in my country now though, but I'm in America, and Youtube is hosted in America, so what the fuck
>>70148167
These remakes are always going to be known as the shitty, female version of a movie that people loved. If filmmakers actually care about feminism, they need original ideas instead of just making the female version of male-centric movies.
>>70148474
The optimal orgy is 4 males, 3 females.
>>70148167
What I don't get is that while oceans 11 was all male in the first movie aside from Tess, the second and third movie actively included more and more women with each installment as there are certain situations and shit that are better fkr women.
>>70148552
>people love ocean 11
it was a stupid af movie and you're a fucking queer for saying the optimal orgy is 4 males 3 females
>the 4th male is to fuck you in the ass
faggot
>>70148552
>The optimal orgy is 4 males, 3 females.
That seriously sounds like some homo shit bro
>>70148539
spics are really punching above their weight when it comes to rape
>>70148167
It's official Hollywood is 100% out of ideas
>>70148654
Watch a girl get railed in every hole while you get 2 to yourself? Sounds prettygay.
>>70148552
>The optimal orgy is 4 males, 3 females.
what a fag
>>70148167
Why? I have never seen a woman that likes Oceans 11.
>>70148167
Oh look the same rehashed story but with a female gimmick
Hollywood is getting beyond lazy at this point.
>>70148167
Well, considering the Rat Pack version is one of the most sexist movies ever made...
I'd just want to believe that 11 women could agree on one plan.
>>70148878
And then it turns into a double cross with a couple of them and others trying to improvise instead of following the plan exactly.
>>70148167
I didn't care about the original nor I will care about this one.
By who?
I hope it's Sony.
The rat pack were like the original Adam Sandler faggot crew
>>70148552
Optimal orgy is at the very least 1:1 male to female. More females is acceptable, less males is not. This is objective fact.
Women can be criminals too, boys.
>>70149090
>More females is acceptable, less males is not. This is objective fact.
You can't imagine you're doing girls in the maximum amount of holes unless other dicks are present. Stop being weirded out by other cocks existing and just self-insert as that particular one.
>>70149110
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Does hollywood come to /tv/ for ideas?
i swear i saw someone thinking of what ghostbuster's all new female cast movie, would do to hollywood.
>>70148552
Nobody loves the original Ocean's 11, it's a massive bore. The remake was a hit at the time and is now remembered as an early 00s time capsule that plays every other month on cable. These movies are not sacred, and just because you have nostalgia for it doesn't make it great. There's no reason a story about a big band of thieves robbing a casino can't be told multiple ways.
That said this will undoubtedly be awful because its just a cynical cash grab with no artistic integrity, if the first two had any to begin with
>>70149130
That sounds like something some degenerate homo would say as he sidled up closer to me.
>>70148167
Dude I don't watch the news but some weird shit is going on out there. Im 34 so on the dating app said 18 so I wouldn't just get shown busted old women. This one latina is a teenager with 3 kids! All these pansexuals and gender neutral demisexual tarasexual I don't even know if Im saying these things right, there is such an agenda going on brainwashing these kids its fucking crazy!
>>70149130
>wanting to feel a throbbing rock hard cock rubbing up against yours with only a paper thin layer of skin seperating them
You're a faggot. A spitroast is okay, but one in the ass and one in the vag is akward as fuck man.
>>70148235
Heidi Fleiss and hoes.
>>70149130
sounds like you'd rather be watching rather than participating in the orgy.
I bet your idea of great sex is watching your wife get fucked by 3 black dudes
>>70149157
>an early 00s time capsule that plays every other month on cable
That's the bigger issue. They're just rehashing shit instead of coming up with something fresh. The late 90s and early 2000s were also littered with remakes nobody wanted. If they hadn't been successful the landscape would probably be different today.
>>70148167
could make a good comedy watching females fail miserably at staging a robbery
would watch that
When?
>>70148203
>inb4 feminist apologism passes over the fact that you can't get 11 women to agree on anything unless it involves fucking over a man
>>70149191
make it stop
>>70149258
You're never going to please ONE woman, let alone more than one. What's your issue? A chick has like 3 holes and you've got one dick. A maximum best orgy is at least 2:1 dude to chick depending if she's being paid for anal.
>>70148167
>Hollywood is too scared to take risks on original projects so they'll just keep gender swapping in an effort to appease muh equality while also having brand recognition.
>People unironically defend this as being progressive.
>>70149307
>defendant is a muslim black man accused of raping his elderly white neighbor
>the white woman replacing fonda proves he dindu nuffin
>>70149157
This is the new 'die hard except its set in an X...'.
>Well its Ghostbusters with women
>Well its Oceans 11 with women
Eagerly anticipate Predator with Women! It could star Gina Corano, UFC Flavour of the Week....uh that mexican chick from Fast and the Furious....Melissa McCarthy...
>>70149307
>the story of a 12 women jury on a murder trial where a woman confessed to brutally executing her boyfriend
>a brave leader, who is also fighting a weight problem, emerges among the 12
>after hearing her impassioned personal experiences with micro aggressions and rape the jury ponders with their vaginas during tense and gripping scenes
>the murderer is set free as a statement against the patriarchy
>>70149472
That's essentially what the original was, coming up with any reason to discredit the prosecution even though all the admissible evidence points to his guilt
>>70149576
t. Juror #3
Hollywood just masking shitty remakes as being progressive. Watch this will be what they do from now on. Female version of this. Black version of that. Gay version of this. Trans version of that.
Every time they sense the masses are getting restless, they'll shit out a lesbian die hard or all female predator or a gluten-free gremlins.
VJ should be in this.
>>70149563
>the jury ponders with their vaginas during tense and gripping scenes
Sounds like porn.
Let them do it. If women/progressives are stupid enough to give companies like Sony Pictures money for trash like Ghostbusters, they deserve this.
>Repeal the 14th and the 20th Amendment. Take the vote away from the women and make slaves out of them
Odd that no one caught that mistake, but it still made me laugh
>>70149728
>gluten free gremlins
Top Kek
>>70148167
The only thing that comes to mind is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vczb2P1cvHY
>>70149382
>A maximum best orgy is at least 2:1 dude to chick depending if she's being paid for anal.
>paid for anal
lol
Hollywood isn't doing all female remakes to be "progressive" you paranoid faggots. It's because Bridesmaids was a big hit, it showed a huge audience for films starring women and studios are going for the least amount of effort to cash in on that by remaking titles with brand recognition. It's the same reason things are remade with black casts, for the black audience.
The world does not revolve around this SJW conspiracy you've surrounded yourself with. It revolves around money
>>70149936
You don't realize that professional porn existed for so many decades before internet porn, and that chicks had a say in it.
>>70149937
You're retarded if you think Bridesmaids was successful just because it featured a female cast.
Women thieves?
So they're just gonna divorce a bunch of men?
>>70150022
That was the hook. All female cast, female centric story and themes, women being raunchy and loud like men had been in comedies for decades. Look at how many shitty movies emulate that.
>>70148552
The 4th man is the cuck right?
>>70148229
As a nigger i take great offense to that statement, so fuck you, and not in the way you're hoping. However, I am an aspiring creator and being such I already have stories that easily transcends anything produced by Shoahwood.
>>70150116
Hey, Grown Ups was good ok
>>70150307
Why don't niggers go on cruises?
They ain't fallin for that again
>>70148539
I don't know one nigger that engages in rape, murder or has shot anyone. Sure, I know a few guys who sells dope but they're generally the exception to the rule.
>>70150359
Because there's something that covers more than 80 percent of the planet and its called water. And there are parts of it that are deeper than anything you could imagine and besides the occasional rogue wave, when the shit hits the fan, you're surrounded by water, so its not like you can take your leave if things get bad. How many niggers died when the titanic sunk? That's right, fewer than fifty, I'm sure.
>>70148167
how many of these movies have to bomb before they realize women will never have the same draw power as men?
>>70148167
just invent cloning already so we can be done with this shit
Frank Sinatra was the only good one, you cuck
>>70148727
It takes more of them actually, black people are really good at it given their numbers.
However don't most of them take place in their own communities?
>>70150895
The Force Awakens and Hunger Games prove that people will turn out by the millions to watch a movie with a female lead, and Rogue One will prove it even further
>>70151103
Rape's not much of a thing in black communities because girls are pretty much opened to being knocked up with welfare babies. And the army doesn't mind it at all because more than half of those welfare babies wants to serve, eventually.
>>70151219
The Force Awakens was the first star wars sequel in more than 30 years. The second one won't be as big. The Shit Awakens was a really awful movie and miss MaRey Sue is the dullest protagonist ever.
>>70148540
Only 50 reviews on imdb and no rt page. Made in 2011. Failure to launch I suppose .
I want to gag on Julia Robert's feet
I want to suck on her toe ring
>>70151559
There are SO much better feet out there dude, why do you pick her?
>>70151622
I have a very wide taste and don't need to justify it to some faggot that doesn't see the appeal in wanting to worship Julia Robert's feet
>>70148552
>The optimal orgy is 4 males, 3 females.
No, you dumb faggot.
even ratio on extra pussies. Never more cocks. For what fucking purpose do you want the extra sausage there? One for you to suck whilst you get taken from behind?
With 11 women, statistically at least one of them would be on their period at any given point
>>70151788
vaginas magically sync up when they spend too much time around eachother. They would all end up having their periods at the same time.
>>70151829
>yfw the climatic scene has the bad guy being drowned in a tidal wave of period blood
>>70151891
>the heist went south
>someone triggered an alarm
>not enough time to escape
>a bunch of cops have them surrounded
>they throw their freshly pulled tampons at the police and the men are so disgusted that they all start uncontrolably vomiting everywhere
>they walk right past them shouting phrases
>DIE CIS SCUM
>KILL WHITE MALES
Like pottery
>>70148539
this only proves that whites are smart enough not to get caught
I'm not going to see this, but I would see Onii-chan's Eleven.
>>70153881
or this
>>70148167
Won't even make back its budget
Screenshot this post: there will be a Guardian article calling this movie a harem fantasy for toxic misogynerds.
>>70148552
>The optimal orgy is 4 males, 3 females.
Nigga you gay. The optimal orgy is [any number] females + yourself. Like uh...I dunno. Fifty.
>>70148253
>Aqua 24
>>70149932
under rated post
