This planet is under occupation of the Klingon empire.
State your business
>>70138871
You've forgotten one thing though this planet belongs to the federation.
Between this and that got thread this is the worst day in /tv/ history. Fucking hell mods ban the redditors already or this shit becomes normal
>>70139169
>calls someone a redditor
>doesn't have GOT threads filtered
oiamlaffin
>>70139169
Ferengi ship detected, red alert!
We're scanning the region for dublithium crystals.
>>70139484
>>70139368
No dilithium here, fire torpedos!
>>70139565
Taking fire!
Damage report
>>70139745
We've lost power to the engines sir
Non of you trekkies wants to play with me?
Take me now, human!
>>70139852
>>70140395
MIn Du'wIj!
>>70140604
Jesus fuck, Worf
>tfw born in the wrong century
>>70140734
Evening ladies, care for a glass of prunejuice?
>>70140832
We space googled you and found this pic. Ahahahahahah!
>>70140920
>>70140734
>Enterprise is five parsecs out of Rigel XII
>Nothing's going on
>Neutral Zone is quiet
>crew is bored... so they put on a pie-eating contest
>whole crew is in the galley
>they're eating tulaberry pies as fast as the replicator can churn 'em out
>it's down to just three: Kirk, Spock, and Chekov
>Kirk can't take it anymore, he yorks
>down to Chekov and Spock
>Chekov's got Scotty back in the transporter room locked in on Chekov's stomach
>Every time Chekov eats a pie, Scotty beams it right out of him
>Scotty's in the transporter room when Lieutenant Uhura comes in and she's got, like, her big pointies
>Scotty's fingers are all sweaty
>Chekov screams, he sprays blood out of his mouth>Scotty beamed his guts into space
>>70141254
I think I see a wee chunk of tulaberry out there
>>70138871
why do those spaceships wear those silly hats?
>>70138871
I am on a peaceful, fact-finding mission. Requesting permission to begin my survey.
>>70141254
Bravo
>>70141254
Bravo Vince
>>70141533
>>70141533
As you wish, proceed.
Ask me anything
>>70141511
So they can tip them?
>>70138871
I'm on a mission of peace.
I seek PEACEful CO-EXISSSTENCE.
>>70141627
Th- ....The android at the baaar told me you could help my find my koochee moya...