Why was he allowed to make so many movies that didn't even have a plot? The only watchable thing he ever made was Dune desu.
>>70134377
>muh plot
>>70134377
>I neeed a stoooory waaaah waah waaah baby wants to read
>>70134377
It's your fault if you're too dim to see the plot of Mulholland Dr. (one of his most accessible works).
>>70134377
fuck naomi watts is hot
>>70134377
But his movies have plots. They're just not told in a linear traditional way. You're forced to put it together yourself.
>>70134377
>being unable to decipher the plots that David Lynch and his collaborator Barry Gifford put together
Here's something a little more at your level, OP.
>>70134377
are you retarded? the straight story was amazing.
Here's your (You)
>>70134377
>waaah what does this monkey owl mean ridley scott should have directed this save me lindelof
>>70135411
you didn't reply to him, thus giving him a (you), plus because it's OP, he'd technically get an (OP)
here's your (you)
Not giving OP a (you), just dropping in to report everyone of the critical mass boner I get everytime Watts and Harring get kissy kissy schlicky schlicky.
>>70134845
>Not realizing Sesame Street is the ultimate audiovisual mindfuck experience
Why do you think so many salvia trips end up incorporating Sesame Street?
>>70134377
Anyone who likes his shitty movies needs to watch an interview or talk by him to realize how fucking retarded he is
I saw Mulholland Drive at the cinema, it was unintentional comedy.
>>70136228
>Person who is not good at the spoken word uses visuals to express himself.
Wow. What a revelation.
Elephant Man was very straightforward plot wise
>>70136334
HEY LOOK AT THESE RANDOM PUPPETS GUISE, ISNT MY MOVIE AWESOME
>>70134543
is she somehow too pretty for the inner circle of serious actresses? i don't get why she has such meh career.
>>70136228
nobody who wasn't really intelligent could talk the way he does.
>>70134377
your beloved capeshit is what don't have a plot
>>70134377
But Dune was directed by Alan Smithee
don't you niggers recognize obvious bait?
>>70134377
>The only watchable thing he ever made was Dune
>>70134377
>>70136621
welcome to Bait: The Website
>>70136783
That guide is terrible, what the fuck happened between the second and third step?
>>70134377
No one "allows" you to make a movie you self important bastard
>>70137220
>there's no such thing as police
>>70136228
You're retarded.
>>70136466
that's an argument though, i almost forgot about it
