>unkillable monster
>nobody thinks to encase them in concrete and bury their ass
Friday the 13th and Halloween series I'm looking at you in particular.
>ft13
When would they get a chance to do that to him?
>Halloween
First movie he's just a kid who killed his sister, an insane asylum was the right choice. How could they foresee him escaping.
Does anyone ever offer to suck his dick in exchange for his mercy?
>unkillable monster
>nobody thinks to jettison them into the sun
Friday the 13th and Halloween series I'm looking at you in particular.
>>70131382
Jason and Mike Meyers are virgins. Sex scares and infuriates them due to childhood trauma. Attempting to suck their dick would just earn you a more brutal deal for being a super slut.
>>70131585
Thats not feasible.
Setting up a big pit trap featuring 2 virgins about to lose their cherry while smoking pot secretly wearing harnesses then filling the pit with concrete is a lot more feasible.
>portal to literal hell
>nobody thinks of throwing it into a volcano
>instead they encase it in a larger cube
>unkillable monster
>nobody thinks to kill it
>>70131142
It follows is guilty of this despite being a great horror flick
Doesn't he have the ability to teleport? He could be sent straight to the moon and as soon as some random guy is crossing the street, he's right next to them.
>>70131861
>unkillable monster
>invariably gets killed by easily killed human with limited killing experience
>>70131382
Bro, he has psychosexual fury. In most slashers the sluts die first and/or will always die.
They do similar shit in plenty of things with seemingly unkillable creatures.
Inevitably someone is going to hear about the legend, track it down, and release it hoping to use it's power for their own gain, only to have it quickly turn on them and rampage once again.
It actually reminds me of a documentary I watched a couple years ago where they're burying a bunch of nuclear material type stuff in caves in Scandinavia or something, and the big issue was how to mark it as dangerous so that millenia from now when people have forgotten about it and the language is different, anyone who finds it will know not to open it.
>>70131595
In the movies they kill the kids who have sex and do drugs while the virgin/good girl escapes/lives
>>70131142
Why not just cut them into pieces and carry the pieces to the corners of the world?
Worked with this supernatural immortal big guy.
>>70131142
Checkm8
>>70131142
And then the slab of concrete miraculously gets struck by a bolt of lightening, releasing its inhabitant. That's how it works.
>>70133056
So if you were sanic fast, and managed to put his dick inside your vagina, would he kill himself?
You actually think you can schedule a truck to deliver 4000psi concrete in a reasonable amount of time?
>>70131324
>When would they get a chance to do that to him?
When he was buried in a grave after part 5.
>>70131142
why dont they just freeze him?!?!
>>70131142
Those villains operate on slasher logic. All you'd do by burying them in concrete is set up a sequel where they bludgeon everyone to death with their concrete-covered arms.
>>70133662
Did you just suggest raping Michael Meyers as a form of self-defense?
Jason and Michael are retarded assholes who act cunty. Freddy at least is entertaining and fun
>>70131142
>unkillable monster
>nobody thinks to cum on their faces and run away
>>70137767
You cretin, that's VIII
>>70137817
forgot the other eye
>>70133014
A skull and crossbones wouldn't do it? That's pretty universal, a no brainer, really.
>>70137660Yes.
>>70137660
>>70138117
>>70138025
Is it really, though?
In Gladiator when the emperor gives a thumbs up, they still don't know whether that was meant as an okay to kill the opponent, or a "he fought well, spare his life to fight again".
In another 2000 years a scull and crossbones could easily be read as a sign of dead bodies, and archaeologists love to dig up old dead bodies.
>>70138193
Sheeet nigga, paint that nigga white and you've got yourself the perfect Joker
