John Wick is after you, the protagonist of the last movie/series you watched will protect you.
How fucked are you?
>>70125866
>Space Patrol Luluco
whelp
>>70125866
Deadpool vs wick
>murder on the Orient express
Hercule point. I'm fucked.
>>70125866
>Into the Wild
Ebin.
Maybe his cringe rants about society being evil will keep Wick occupied and I could shoot him by surprise.
Your John wick is gone, m8
SG-1 in full gear vs John Wick.
>>70125866
>The VVitch
Well, this will be curious.
John mcclane.... I like my odds
BvS
How fucked am i ?
>>70125938
On the same boat, I bet ol' keanu'd just fall for thomassin's beauty
>>70125866
Mr Wick, I'm Huntsman.
>>70125866
>The Flash
I think I'll be fine
>>70125866
>paw patrol
I guess I'll just fly in skyes helicopter or continuously drive away in the big bus
I don't I'm going to make it.
Django (Nero not foxx). It'd be a good right but wick would get gatling'd.
>>70125866
John Wick vs John Wick
Tie?
she took down analien shipsingle handedly, I think she could deal with a memer like keanu
>>70126016
Parent detected
Obviously robo dog would be able to tug on keanus heartstrings and then shiv him in the neck
i watched hardcore henry last night, bring it neo.
>Count László Almásy
I think I'm fucked.
>>70125866
Predator.
I'm fine.
Thelma & Louise
I win if he tries to rape one of them
I'm done. This guy could'nt even wipe his ass, let alone save anyone.
>>70125866
Either buddy from looper or the crew from Fury. Either way I'm pretty fucked.
Side note, I'm surprised people kept making movies after Wick. It was film perfected.
>Seth Bullock
Yeah I'm going to die
>>70126295
From the way Reeves practices for the movie, I think the 2nd will be just as great
>>70125866
Fox Mulder
>FEDERAL AGENT, I'M ARMED
>captain america
Wick will get quipped to death.
I've just watched K-9.
I'm golden.
>>70126444
Well if he's in a Joss film I'm sure he'll forget everything he knows about tactics and replace it with super sweet shittalking powers.
>>70125866
Interesting
>>70126444
quips get trips
tfw I was watching old clips on tv and I saw Keanu in a Paula Abdul song
>>70125866
Frodo, I'm pretty fucked
The Zeo Power Rangers, I guess if they got beat bad enough they'd just call the Zeo Megazord and step on him.
>>70125866
Preacher v Wick. Not completely fucked.
>>70125866
This motherfucker.
I think I'm in good shape.
>>70125866
So... um.
is this gonna end up like that jackie chan vs jackie chan that took place in a chair factory, with jackie holding the baby and the other one wanting no twable?
>>70126072
No now you just have two Johns hunting you and no one protecting. Good luck
Beatrix Kiddo
I guess they'll fight for a bit, come to a mutual respect for each other, and team up to kill me when they realize I Lex Luthored The Bride into pretecting me.
I like my chances
>>70126502
Depends what movie
>fellowship of the ring
The protags are all 9 in the fellowship; your best bet
>two towers
Probably Aragon
>return of the king
Definitely Aragon
>john wick vs charlie bronson
depends how close range the fight is
Walter Neff from Double Indemnity
It's not like you plebs even know the movie
>>70125866
I'll probably be okay.
Magic vs guns.
My last watched was Sky High, can I have the antagonist help me so I have MEW on my side?
Haru The Great White Ninja
I win. By accident.
>>70125866
John Wick is after me, and John Wick will protect me.
So I guess I'll win, since Me + John Wick should be better than John Wick by himself? I'm pretty good with a rifle.
>>70125866
>bruce willis from unbreakable
i'd probably still die desu
>>70125866
Black Philip. I'm good.
>>70125866
Ahora vas a conocer a Dios.
>>70126734
I'd argue it's harder to protect someone than it is to kill them.
>>70125938
>>70125970
>>70126779
nice battles
>>70126734
You'll just get in the way of John Wick, so John Wick wins. Unless you're Keanu posting in a John Wick thread.
>>70125866
The VVitch
I'm good.
>implying Wick can defeat a qt witch
>>70126774
The trick is finding a character that wouldn't need your death as motivation to win the fight against Wick.
That's hard.
Literally watching the credits of Deadpool as I'm typing this so I'm safe and I'll probably die laughing watching Wick and Wade go at it.
>>70125866
>The Lobster
save me autism!
Hiccup from HTTYD...
Mae from The Night Crew.
I'm fucked, but I may have a pity fuck before my death. Maybe...
>>70125866
Cadfael
He solves murders not stops them.
>>70126953
>JW shots you
>Cadfael: You killed him!
>case solved
>credits start to roll
>>70126953
cadfael? the /sp/ mod?
>>70125866
Superman from Man of Steel vs Wick
Jessica Fletcher
If we're in her series, John Wick dies in the first 10 minutes and we try to solve the case.
If in a John Wick movie, she gives him a puppy and he forget all about me.
>Damnit! A puppster! My only weakness!
>>70127011
No lad
Anduin Lothar vs wick
>>70125866
>Civil War
I think I will manage
>The nice guys
They could probably hold their own for a bit
Dredd (Keith Urban). "John Wick, judgement time *scowl*"
stronk orc womyn will protect me no problem
>>70126799
whats his name again?
>>70127754
KARL urban, m8
Hellboy would fuck him up.
I think I'm gonna be alright
>>70127754
same here, keanu would get raped by dredd
Alice vs Wick
im dead alredy
Noooooo, they're both so bro tier
Be gentle
Not sure if it's a good thing to have an emperor on my side, but I think I'm pretty fucked.
>>70125866
John is fucked tbhwy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hkCqSHwhKVg
>>70125866
Who was the protagonist in Amadeus?
>>70125866
Rewatched Kung Fu Hustle again for the millionth time. My money is on Awakened Stephen Chow. Problem is the Chinese love their Gary Stus.
>>70125866
So is satan going to protect me?
>>70125866
>Don Draper
all he'll do is look confused while chain smoking
great
>>70125866
>X-Men: Apocalypse.
Hey, John's good but he's not X-Men good.
>>70128299
God
>>70125866
> cops
I'm going to be OK.
>>70125967
hand to hand or melee prime ragnar might has a decent chance
not old latest season ragnar tho
>>70125966
that's one cool poster
JOHN WICK
Fuck, who do I want to win?
>>70128722
Shit im searching for this for so long now
Is there any moar on who's this? Remember this was my spray on TF2 back in 2009 or soemthing
It'll be close.
>>70125866
>Kimmy Schmidt
Yep, I am completely fucked.
I actually would wager that I am the most fucked person in this entire thread
>>70128766
>Protagonist of the last movie
>Posts the antagonist
>>70125866
>Veep Season 5
I mean she is the President, so I think she could get me some bretty gud protection.
fuck my shit up :^)
>>70128749
http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/bozds60l0j3pet9w0t5ekms64kc3fo8q/1
You owe me your first born.
On the one hand, I'm fucked.
On the other hand, time travel.
>Planet Hulk
I ain't even scared.
>>70125866
im pretty safe, based Jim
p.s. im not Jenna
>>70125866
I'm good.
>>70125866
Lucius Vorenus.
I might be okay if he can stab his ass in time.
>>70125866
>the matrix
welp bye Johnny
>>70127931
Mercenario aka Brayan Pitto
x-men... so i guess.. mystique? so im fucked basically
Well Johnny you killed a lot of mooks but you ain't killin Brosnon Bond. Sorry kiddo
I am fucked, right?
>>70128774
>>Abnormally strong
>>Charisma 10/10
>>Luck 12/10
She would probably either cause John Wick to change his ways using her eternal optimism, or accidentally kill him in some bizarrely incidental slapstick fashion such as a bullet deflecting off Titus' metal dildo back at his head
>>70128815
holy shit is this link eternal? not on my computer until next week emailing this shit asap
>>70125866
>The guest
I win.
>>70125866
>hardcore henry
i think i'm good desu
>>70125866
>The chick from the girlfriend experience
She fucks Wick while I cheap shot him kill him.
>>70129089
I'd rip it asap. It's DSLR quality shit. Premium.
JCVD from Timecop. I ain't gonna make it.
Wolverine vs Wick.
jesse custer so wick goes and fucks himself. before that It was horace rumpole so dodged that.
>>70125866
Well I'm catching up on season 11 of supernatural, and the Winchesters are impossible to kill so I'd say I have a pretty good chance
>>70128815
>>70129280
>mfw I'm not the guy you gave the link to and I save the pics anyway
I'll be ok!
I have Archer protecting me
>>70126324
Hooplehead.
Would he spare my life if I surrender quietly?
>>70129458
good taste 2bh
>>70125866
My only hope is Louis getting Wick to break down and open up about his wife.
Also, it was the exotic pets episode. Does he get the crazed chimp as an assist?
>>70125866
Fucking hell, I'm going to be done in!
Maybe John wohls lose, it's all in the reflexes anyways.
>>70130949
Would*
>the flash
I think I'm good
>>70125866
Pretty fucking dead.
>>70125866
>the drive guy
i think im fine
A sword vs guns?
Totally fucked.
She will fuck him and then the ghosts will kill him... slowly.
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THESE
>>70125866
I think I have a chance.
Obi-Wan/Anakin, so I win.
can he protect me, lads?
>>70131199
What if John gets the high ground?
You should wait on the top of a mountain or something.
Test
He'll probably tell me to shut the fuck up a lot but that's okay because he'll get the job done. I should be fine physically. Emotionally that's another story.
She can do it, she has the power of water
District Attorney Jim Garrison is not going to save me, although he could figure out who sent John Wick to kill me yet fail to get any convictions.
>>70128988
Nope
i watched the dark knight returns cartoon so that batman
i think im ok
>>70125938
Does John Wick likes living deliciously?
>>70131535
Sorry, what was Batman's kill count again?
im feeling pretty safe
>>70125866
>Raymond Reddington
Ehh... I may not be completely fucked.
>>70125866
Frasier. Everything will be resolved through some hilarious misunderstanding when niles pretends to be a rival hitman to impress Daphne at a dinner party.
Horace and pete
Im fucked then
>>70126444
Like another anon said, Whedon's version will be pure shit and will die at the hands of Wick.
Unless it's the Kino-Russos version.
>>70125866
...fuck.
fug
>>70132269
>Niles tries to attack a party guess, cuts himself with his own knife and passes out from the sight of blood
>>70125866
I'll be fine
>>70125866
Preservation
Even though she eventually dealt with the murderers. I think John Wick would make short work of her.
Also, holy shit that movie... I was screaming at the screen for them to stop acting retarded. FINISH THE MURDERERS OFF! KILL THEM TO DEATH! DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THEM! PICK UP THE GUNS! SHOOT! SHOOT NOW! MOVE! fuck
>>70132243
Unless your name is Elizabeth, I hope you have a lot of money to hire his services.
>>70125866
My nigga Black Phillip
>>70126685
Spells are slow as fuck. You dead
>Civil War
So the Russo Captain America
I think I'll be fine
>>70125866
I haven't seen John Wick but I reckon that I'm fine if Swayze is going Rambo like at the end of Road House
>>70126489
>Interesting
Cyberpunk Jesus wins.
Not sure I have a chance. This dude was pretty inventive tho.
>>70125866
at least I will get one last fug in before I die
>>70126685
You're expecting children to hold their own against an adult with a gun? Nevermind that they have to utter those fantasy words to cast the spells (that's one-two seconds right there), their first instinct will likely be to talk to John.
>van wilder
we all party and john wick forgets he ever had a wife or a dog
>>70128233
My nigga.
Raylan Givens
I'll be fine.
>>70132798
Damn nice
>Wayward pines
I'm not even sure who the protagonist of this season is, the first episode of season 2 was pretty messy. Either way i'm fucked. Unless i get an abbie to fight for me.
Could these boppers beat John on their own turf?
>Johnny Utah
heh.
>>70132352
.....the rabbit! :D
>>70125866
that 14yo worthless piece of trash whore from Megan is Missing
I haven't seen John Wick but I guess this is not going to get well
>>70125866
john wick vs john wick
>>70125866
A senile scholar and his cowardly, incompetent sidekick.
I'm dead.
Am I allowed to ditch the guys supposed to protect me? Because if I am I might head up into the mountains and at the very least buy myself some time.
>>70125866
>hardcore henry
Im in good hands senpai
Even though she ate the brain of a dead housewife I still like my chances.
>T800
I'll live
>>70132414
Thats an antagonist senpai.
Total Recall's Arnold
Wick's gonna get melted
>>70125866
John Wick vs. the little boy from Room / Brie Larson
I'm too fucked.
>>70133788
He's just misunderstood. Totally a mama's boy
>>70133839
What if they trap him in the room?
>Re-Animator
I won't be dead, but I'm fucked.
>>70128601
Hes a pacifist tho
>>70125866
Green Arrow.
...
I'm fucked.
>>70125866
>Tom Ripley
Well at least we'll get to have nice gay sex first.
>>70134043
Dunno about that. He is OP.
R.I.P me
>>70125866
SWEET DREAMS ARE MADE OF THIS
I'll be fine.
>>70125866
>Fox Mulder
Pretty fucked I guess, though Mulder has survived the most absurd situations without much in the way of fighting skills
If in my case, "the protagonist" means I get Mulder, Scully, Doggett and Reyes protecting me all at once, perhaps I'm safe.
Dale Coo[er from Twin peaksJust finished watching series foe the first time
Pretty fucked.
>>70125866
I watched Zootopia. Guess I'm fucking the bunny until John Wick murders me for being a zoofag. At least there's a plot.
>>70132149
He likes the taste of murdering people
black dynamite
>the guy from In Bruges
welp
Two faggots from a found footage style horror movie... I'm p fucked
>Magnetbender
I think I'll be alright.
>13 Hours
Square up, Wick.
>>70125866
I don't even care if I die, this would be the greatest gunfight ever.
>>70125866
Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell: SAC. I think I have a good chance of surviving.
>>70128125
>king cuck-thur
>brotier
end yourself
>>70125866
Rick Dagless has my back.
>>70125866
>The Avengers 2012
well... i'm fine, i got iron man, hulk and thor on my side, plus widow, clint and steve, plus shield.
I hope they just send me to a remote location with Maria Hill.
>>70125994
why did you see this lmao
>>70134659
Why not call her major? This is why people don't like you Kevin.
At least I'll be happy
I think I'll be ok.
>>70125866
Fucking Michael Moore
im good
Fuck, I knew I should have watched Hanna instead.
>>70135025
>>70125866
Judy Hopps will protect me lol
>>70135152
No you're not. Jason is just going to kill you and John Wick.
>>70125866
John Reese. Could do.
>Roger Moore as 007
Enjoy getting fucked with a cheesy one-liner.
>>70125866
Liz lemon will hide me in her hips
>>70125866
>Batman the animated series
I think I'm good with batman protecting me while alfred draws me a bath.
>>70125866
Darth Vader. He would probably kill me himself right after that but still...
>>70135464
Was Wick's wife or dog named "Martha?"
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Russia. I was schooled by the KGB. I was given the title of Pervoye glavnoye upravleniye. They take a movie “John Wick.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Russia. He doesn’t speak Russian. He has never held a makarov. They make him John Wick. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs]from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
>>70125866
John Wick is fucked.
>>70125866
>Kid Christian Bale in Empire of the Sun
Oh well...
>.......................................
>>70130949
faaaaaaaaaark that knife, so close to castration
I'll be fine.
well
>>70136148
Death by snoo snoo
>>70129837
More power to ya m80.
If you need more Eastern European whores, lemme know. I have a decent collection.
>>70125866
Err... John wouldn't kill Felicity, right?
>the spotlight crew from spotlight
They don't save me but they publish a really mean article about wick and the russian mafia or something
not very
>>70131062
as long as he isn't decapitated
>Jack Bauer
vs.
>John Wick
I want to pay money to watch that
>>70136399
why does this dress in a fucking gimp suit with protective gear designed for rollerblading
>can't even remember the last movie i saw
fuck
Naruto will protect me.
I'm good.
>>70125866
Tom Cruise from Edge of Tomorrow.
I'd die 20-30 times before Tom finally saves me.
>>70125866
...fuck
>>70125866
>Hank Hill
I feel sort of okay about this as long as he has access to propane and propane accessories.
No man is a thread to Hank Hill when he has access to propane and propane accessories.
>Father Kannes and Father Marrin in the Exorcist
Ummm....
bateman will dub him to dead
>>70136592
Just tell him to take you to his planet
Hmm
>>70125866
Last film I watched was A Scanner Darkly, so it would be interesting.
John Wick is gonna get his ass kicked comically.
>>70125866
Grimsby.
Maybe Borat and Marc Strong get the elefant to fuck him to death.
>>70125866
John's fucked
>>70125866
Jimmy Mcnulty, I'm cool.
