The name is Bond. James Bond.
You not having a problem with this, don't you?
>>70118028
This would actually be pretty based
Still better than Craig
>>70118028
those arms cant be real
w
tf
>>70118821
It's called achondroplasia you stupid fuck.
>>70118028
>not actually English
Try again.
midgets creep me out
>>70118028
>You not having a problem with this, don't you?
Only if everyone is played by midgets, except for the vaillain, who is 8 feet tall.
>>70118980
>Do you expect me to talk?
>No, Mini Bond, I expect you to reach the top of the kitchen counter!
>>70118980
Imagine him kicking the midgets while they're trying to gang up on him
I'd like to see them try to make this and not have it end up being fucking hilarious. will they pass a law that makes it illegal to laugh in theaters?
>>70118980
brilliant idea, kinda like this then
>>70119035
>>70118028
Got your bond girl right here.
>>70118980
>Ah, Miss Mini-Penny, as beautiful as ever
>Flattery will get you nowhere, Mini-Bond, but don't stop trying
>>70118028
It would be unintentionally funny
>>70118980
This, but they also need to play it completely straight, with zero refferences to their height and such
>he goes into first fight scene
>random henchman #4 just picks him up with one hand and throws him out of a window
fund it
>>70119214
>>70119228
>>70119259
I hate myself for falling in love with this woman
Weng Weng was already there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1P3fqeWsJI
>>70119674
Why? She's all the most beautiful aspects of a woman, without the waste.
The Bond character would finally make sense. He would fall for femme fatales because they pretend to like him and give him attention despite his height. He would be the total cunt that Bond is because he has insecurity issues about his height. He would need all the gadgets and shit to compensate for his physical handicap. The villains would try executing him in ridiculous ways that he can escape from because they just see him as an unimposing dwarf that they can torture for fun.
>>70119664
>henchmen pull out guns
>try to shoot him
>all the bullets go over his head
>he runs up to each of them and punches them in the balls
>>70119698
Amazing.
>>70119754
Flawless
>>70119791
If enjoy this kind of exploitation movies I highly recommend to check out Machete Maidens Unleashed. A documentary about Filipino movie industry, how it influenced US B-movie market and about the political zeitgeist of the 60s and 70s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDo-CWfe8Cw
>>70119698
weng weng is the shit
based average filipino
I wonder if he would ever consider a part where his head was edited onto a normal man's body. It would definitely open up the door to roles that aren't just "lol because he's a midget! xd" Guy gets typecasted like crazy.
>>70119975
Well in LoTR they had normal people edited to look like midgets because nobody wanted actual midget actors. This would be like that but more complimentary in that we're doing it because we want more of the midget actor.
>>70118028
How would Warwick Davies be as Bond?
>>70119214
Name?
>>70120092Google dot com
>>70118028
Got the perfect thing for you right here
>>70118028
yeah, where's the rest of you
>>70119214
I wonder what it's like to be THE most attractive of your kind
Is it more of a burden than it's worth?
>>70119214
white cis scum
>>70119664
I can attest that midgets fly real good. Even a midget can throw another midget around like a puppet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddk4Kls6qDQ
Honestly I'd be into it, but why not just make a midget movie about a midget agent or something, doesnt have to be bond. I mean who the fuck is going to expect the dwarf to be a spec ops spy? He could get in anywhere, and if they wont let him in he can play the victim card because he's a dwarf. In fact I think it might be illegal not to let dwarves into nightclubs and shit. So he could like go up to the North Korean military base and be like, sup just checking it out, and they go "no go away american spy", and he's like "just because I am tiny man you think I am an American spy sent to spy and assassinate you etc?", "aw oh me so sorry, ching chong not mean to be racist to angry dwarf, please to be a come in!"
>>70119214
i wanna fuck that midget
>>70119214
>there is one hot midget in porn
>she will never do hardcore
it all seems like a good idea at the time going for a look, but the only ones out there look like miniature transgender Richard Kiel living STD encyclopaedias
>>70120017
>Heightwashing
Disgusting
>>70118028
>midget has bigger hands than you
:(
>>70121813
probably a bigger cock too
>>70118028
Rather this than black Bond desu
No, no, no, no, NO!
I like Peter Dinklage. But I'll take a black Bond before him. Hell even a woman would make a better Bond than him.
>>70121848
Nah I'm well endowed I just have slim hands and slim fingers
>>70121904
let me see your cock
>>70121912
this a safe for work board anon
>>70121982
you're a wild one anon you don't care much for the rules. i know your type. now post your cock
>>70122016
please, dont make me break the rules
>>70122023
its in your DNA. you know fighting it is impossible.
post cock.
>>70118028
I MOTHAFUCKIN HATE MIDGETS
>introducing KOKSAL BABA as TURKROACH
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