Post your favorite movie, and post the critical consensus from Rotten Tomatoes
> A juvenile, ugly movie that represents the worst tendencies of directors channeling Tarantino.
Bonus points if it has a god awful RT score
>Critics Consensus: Grimmer and more terrifying than the 1950s take, John Carpenter's The Thing is a tense sci-fi thriller rife with compelling tension and some remarkable make-up effects.
fuckin sick movie bro!
>>70115810
muh nigga
>Critics Consensus: No consensus yet.
>>70115815
siccccccc boiiiiiiiiii
>>70115780
Tbqf your favprote movie a shit
>Gladiator is a remarkable spectacle of unforgivable length.
Boondock Saints is a truly horrible movie. for your sake i hope you're like 15.
>Tomatometer: 100%
>Critic Consensus: No consensus yet.
Critics Consensus: Holy fucking shit, this is the greatest movie of all time, god damn, featuring a pitch-perfect cast, the greatest soundtrack of all time, it's poetry in motion, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring brings J.R.R. Tolkien's classic to vivid life.
>>70115897
>>70115928
I honestly don't see why people give it such a bad time
It's a fun movie
While everything about Boyhood is done with extraordinary care, the master stroke was clearly the casting
>>70116034
How long did it take to make again?
>Critics Consensus
With Katharine Hepburn and Cary Grant at their effervescent best, Bringing Up Baby is a seamlessly assembled comedy with enduring appeal.
>not my favorite film but one of my favorite foreign films
>The Princess and the Warrior
Average Rating: 6.1/10
Reviews Counted: 83
Fresh: 51
Rotten: 32
Critics Consensus: More slow-moving than Run Lola Run, this film nonetheless offers an intriguing storyline about love and fate.
>>70116110
Why would this be your favorite movie
Old movies were shit anon, all just ensemble cast bullshit to get popular actors in a room together for old people to look at
>>70116082
12 years and a slave
>>70116237
>Why would this be your favorite movie
because it's brilliantly written, acted, it's funny and comfy. I've watched it numerous times and it gets better each viewing.
>Old movies were shit anon, all just ensemble cast bullshit to get popular actors in a room together for old people to look at
It's the movies that are shit anon, it's your taste in them.
>>70116237
>>70115780
>the boondock saints
>Miami Vice is beautifully shot but the lead characters lack the charisma of their TV series counterparts, and the underdeveloped story is well below the standards of Michael Mann's better films.
>>70115780
>Critic Consensus: No consensus yet.
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>Critics Consensus: Brazil, Terry Gilliam's visionary Orwellian fantasy, is an audacious dark comedy, filled with strange, imaginative visuals.
>Stylishly gloomy, Dark City offers a polarizing whirl of arresting visuals and noirish action.
Critics Consensus: Taut, breathtakingly thrilling, and devastatingly intelligent, Das Boot is one of the greatest war films ever made.
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>>70116805
>2 Manns in a row
Noice!
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is exactly as advertised: one-liners, brawls, and general silliness. Good for the young at heart, irritating for everyone else
>>70116034
>yfw Boyhood is your favorite movie
>12 Motherfucking years, Motherfucker
Taut pacing, brilliantly dense writing and Oscar-worthy acting combine to produce a smart, popcorn-friendly thrill ride.
>>70116854
Why do they love saying taut so much?
>The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is getting soaked by many critics, who call it smug, ironic and artificial. Still, others have praised the movie's sheer uniqueness, eccentricity and whimsy.
>smug, ironic, and artificial
It's like I'm watching /tv/
>>70117508
also one of my favorite films. wonder what caused critics to change their tune on Anderson there.
>>70116673
>>70116729
Like literally everything else, movies has gotten better with age.