How-the-fuck-is-he-going-to-build-ships Edition
>>70109100
Last thread
first for jaime
There are... just not in that spot.. Idiot..
Was show Stannis a pointless character?
(assuming he's dead)
nth for khaleesi
>>70112621
Oh hai front page of reddit
>>70112669
everything is pointless, anon.
>>70112621
The Iron Islands are prettying fucking big, doofus.
>>70112621
Real Iron Island hours
Build that m'fucking fleet if you up
Post characters that were better in the show.
nth for reminder
>>70112669
No because he's alive. He would never die like that.
>>70112669
Yes
>>70112621
He is the wood
Reminder that Jon has the last confirmed living direwolf.
Reminder that Sansa lost hers.
Reminder that Sansa will bond with Ghost and SansaXJon will be further confirmed
How were people not turned off to GoT after the last episode?
It was a pretty dreadful episode.
>>70112699
wut
IM
SHO
SHORRY
nth for the one true god
>>70112621
He built them of iron obviously.
>>70112736
The Iron Islands stuff was the most interesting thing that's happened this season 2bh
>>70112680
profound...
>>70112732
Are you saying jon will warg into ghost and mate with sansa?
>tfw Benjen saves Meets and Bran
>>70112621
>there's only one island in the Iron Islands
Now. This. Is. Shitposting
>>70112773
>Meets
Dumb phoneposter
>>70112761
IRON FROM ICE!
>>70112757
wow that's some legit shit taste
>>70112732
enough with that, autist. sansa will never have a decent man like Jon.
>>70112782
>>70112696
>>70112660
Archmaester Haereg suggests that need for wood was what first drove the ironborn to raid the mainland.[1]
>>70112669
If he is dead, yes.
Four seasons of development for that. There was no point. Nothing. They just wanted to end his plot and focus on their favourite characters (Tyrion, Arya, Sansa, Dany, Jon, the most insufferable ones).
By season 6 they don't even care anymore and just plain murder the characters that are not their favourites in the most stupid ways.
>>70112621
Euron's crown looks like five turds linked together.
>>70112814
I forgot, who plays Archmaester Haereg in the show?
Oh wait, there is no Archmaester Haereg in the show
>>70112698
Bronn
Robb's wife (?)
And that's it.
Several charaters are about equal:
Jaime till season 5
Tywin
Varys
Tyrion when he isn't being le funny dwarf
Stannis till his end and character rape
Why did he commit sue of side?
Why doesn't Bran care?
>>70112732
>what dumblr believes
In reality, Sansa will once again marry another man who will abuse her and beat that pussy even further because she's really just that stupid.
Daily reminder that the 5 key characters are:
Jon
Dany
Arya
Bran
Tyrion
>>70112757
Not really. Nothing really has happened.
>>70112870
Boyfu is sleeping. Boyfu will be most sad when he wakes up.
>>70112858
Somebody call r'hllor
>>70112763
No, Jon mates with Sansa and creampies her then Ghost cleans her up so Jon can go again
>>70112732
Sansa didn't lose hers. Lady was killed in place of Nymeria because Arya let her loose. And Nymeria is still wandering around the north.
>>70112872
>Implying D&D haven't gone full plot-armour retarded and made her suddenly an evil genius on the level of CIAman or Varys.
>>70112858
. Due to the poor soils and limited natural resources of the Iron Islands, the Ironborn frequently raided the mainland.
from the shows wiki
>>70112863
Book Bronn is better. Show Bronn is just comic relief.
>>70112876
Daily reminder Arya will be the only one to survive. Daily reminder the Night King will take Sansa and make ice cold Stark babbies.
>>70112897
I just want to see Jon fill her pussy to the brim on screen, is that too much to ask
>>70112621
have you tried Minerals?
>>70112621
How long does it takes to build a thousand ships realistically?
>>70112872
i hope salsa ends up with cia. dumblrs and swjs will lose their minds.
Future King and Queen of Westeros right here.
>>70112920
You realize loss can include the death of someone right?
And Nymeria isn't confirmed still alive, she's MIA in the show
>>70112669
He was simply meant to get Melly to Jon
>>70112870
cgi is expensive as fuck. With the money they save not having to animate wolves D&D can get new swimming pools.
>>70112698
I actually liked new stuff they were doing in the first season. Making Ned a bit warmer and more personable was nice and the scene between Cersei and Robert where they laugh about how fucked their marriage is was interesting.
Pretty much everything post-S1 has been irredeemably shit though.
Almost forgot Dirk though. 'FOOKIN' LEGEND' is probably my favourite thing to ever come out of /tv/.
>>70112940
>a wiki anyone can edit is a good sourrce
Wew lad.
>>70112845
>Reminder that the secret tunnel in Chataya’s bordello that Tyrion uses to visit Shae, was made by his father Tywin to visit the bordello when he was Hand of the King to Aerys II.
And odds are, Chataya’s daughter Alayaya is Tywin’s bastard daughter and Tyrion, Cersei and Jaime’s half-sister.
>>70112863
Tywin is perfect
Tyrion is whitewashed
>>70112983
>fucked Cat
>now he'll fuck his daughter too
Is there anyone more cucked than Ned?
>>70112698
>characters that were better in the show
>>70112981
Very hard to say
I don't remember how long it took to build the royal fleet in season 4 but around that time should be realistic
Which in show terms mean that euron has caught up to them next episode
>>70112732
She's qt as fuck with that outfit and hair, first time I've thought she was particularly attractive. Too bad her character is rancid garbage.
I get the feeling that Euron didn't give a shit about Yara and Theon pissing off.
>>70112669
Think like this, if not for Stannis, Melisandre would never have got to Castle Black, and if Jon was killed he would never be ressurected.
>>70112699
Hello!
>>70112757
The Iron Islands is the worst handled storyline in the entire show.
>>70112669
In the books he's going to save the North and probably die in the process.
In the show he got Melly to Jon, and that's it.
Showrunners are retards
>>70112991
What?
>>70113102
>Dorne
I'd settle for ANYONE breeding Sansa already. She's been ready for years and nobody has bred her yet despite her being the key to the North. It literally makes no sense.
>>70112732
Jesus christ you tumblr faggots need to get the fuck out. Your shitty ugly bitch is still a stuck up little cunt who learned nothing, she still thinks of Jon as beneath her.
She's going to go fuck Littlefinger like the desperate cunt she is, because Jon will be recognized as a Stark and made KINGINDANORF
>>70112621
Do they even have enough men to man all 1000 ships?? There is no way they do... don't know much about ships but lets just assume it takes a bare minimum of 20 crew to run a ship... that would mean that they have an army of at least 20000, which would already be one of the most powerful armies just on numbers alone
I heard somewhere that GRRM confirmed Shireen will be burned in the books too. So there you go, if you think it was D&D trying to be edgy.
>>70113122
...Okay, equal worst. Iron Islands is more disappointing though. Dorne wasn't particularly great in the books apart from that one speech by Doran.
>>70113070
black hair sansa made me hard
>>70113144
Dont worry bruh she'll pop out a lil Ramsay next season.
>>70113114
You said Sansa didn't lose hers, Lady was killed. Loss doesn't just mean the misplacement of an object m8.
Why do you think people say "sorry for your loss" at funerals? Or how people say that someone lost their mother, their dog, their son, daughter, grandfather, etc. Death is also losing someone, so Sansa did lose her direwolf.
>>70112939
Nah she's already one upped by CIA again. Only a matter time before he's cumming inside her gaping pussy.
>>70113006
THE SHOW AND THE BOOKS ARE GOING IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IF YOU DON"T UNDERSTAND THIS
>>70113025
>>70113170
How though? Isnt she on Dragonstone at the end of ADWD?
>>70112621
>thinking Euron Trumpjoy will use the Iron Islands' own trees
He'll pay the iron price, ie, build 1000 ships and make the green landers pay for it
why can't Jorah simply cut off his arm?
We haven't talked about Varys in a while /got/.
The crossbow scene is seeming less likely ;__; And not because Varys is in Meereen. Because they haven't really set up an cause for Pycelle and Kevan to bite it...not if it's going to be like the books.
Helllooooooo Reddit!!!
>>70113222
at least kevan was in this season
>>70113149
>She's going to go fuck Littlefinger like the desperate cunt she is
Can't wait to see that on screen
>>70113212
Because then he wouldnt be able to get a sickass fire arm.
>>70113210
http://zap2it.com/2015/06/game-of-thrones-showrunners-george-rr-martin-shireen-dies/
>>70113206
>>70113251
what
>>70113153
>20
>good
>crew
>>70113231
Upvote upvote
>>70113149
>implying she won't wanna be Queen of the North and have Jon's kids.
North needs more Starks. It would be a waste to offer Jon's quality seed to lesser women.
>>70113183
Not gonna happen.
Tumblr would kill D&D if they had Sansa decide to have a rape baby.
>>70113289
>>70112946
All show Bronn needs to do is become a lord like in the books, and he will be better.
If you don't agree, tell me what book bronn has that makes him better.
>>70113002
Have they even said a word to each other since Davos kicked her out of that room. I hate her being sad all the time.
>>70113195
>Only a matter time before he's cumming inside her gaping pussy.
>Was getting creampied part of your plan?
>Off Courshe! The Vale rejected my offer in favour of yours. I had to find out what they told you
>Well congratulations, you got yourself knocked up. What's the next step of your master plan?
>Crashing this series
>WITH NO SHURVIVORSH!!
>Lyanna was a total slut
>>70113006
I didn't hate Grandpa Tywin like a lot of others did.
Show Joff >>>> Book Joff
*cia whips out his 8 inch coke can sized dick*
YOUR A BIG GUY -screamed sansa as her overias were rearrange.
FFFOOOUUURRRRR YYYOUUUUUU SCREAMED little cia as he invaded the northern wall of the stark blood line.
>>70113055
CIA never fucked Cat. At best, they kissed once.
>>70113317
>>70113058
Top 10 Romantic Things to say to your Wife
>>70112669
If they always intend him as nothing but a plot device to bring Mel to the wall he should have got less screen time. I think maybe they thought people would find it tragic for him to die in a whimper but they never made him very likeable so it was hard to feel that way.
>>70113351
Wat
>>70113293
Theyre gonna combine Victarions fire arm into Jorahs story. Or they'll give Theon a fire cock instead.
>>70112698
I read all of Jaqen's dialogue in his voice now
>>70113192
Wolves don't have funerals you dope.
>>70113090
Impossible to tell because he can't act or emote.
>>70112981
Depends on the ship.
It took 6 years to build the HMS Victory, pic related.
But that was a huge ass flagship.
Apparently it took about 1-2 years to finish one ship during the 18th and 17th century.
But then there was this called Venetian Arsenal around the year ~1100, which was a complex about 800 years ahead of it's time.
From Wikipedia:
>The Venetian Arsenal is a complex of former shipyards and armories clustered together in the city of Venice in northern Italy.
>The Arsenal was responsible for the bulk of the Venetian republic's naval power during the middle part of the second millennium AD.
>It became the largest industrial complex in Europe prior to the Industrial Revolution, spanning an area of about 45 ha (110 acres), or about fifteen percent of Venice.
>Different areas of the Arsenal each produced a particular prefabricated ship part or other maritime implement, such as munitions, rope, and rigging.
>These parts could then be assembled into a ship in as little as one day.An exclusive forest owned by the Arsenal navy, in the Montello hills area of Veneto, provided the Arsenal's wood supply.
>At the peak of its efficiency in the early sixteenth century, the Arsenal employed some 16,000 people.
So unelss Euron has a huge ass private forest, 16k good ship building men and a massive industry that's designed to function like an assembly line from the era of industrial revolution, it's going to take him decades to build those ships.
>>70113374
>>70113344
she probably enjoyed Rhaegar's dick all the time and begged for more
>>70113384
why are you impersonating me?
>>70112963
>Implying bran isn't going to go super saiyan and solo night king
>>70113400
Now you're just shitposting
>>70112835
They're merling turds.
WHERE IS HOWLAND
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>>70113400
If they could hold shovels, they would.
>>70113175
Dorne set up some interesting intrigue: Sand Snakes infiltrating
>Citadel
>The Faith
>The Small Counccil
>Finding out if they will join Aegon
>Hunting down DARKSSTAAAARRRR
Lord Stark.
I miss cocky Theon
>>70112621
wait i dont watch the show anymore, is that theon?
>>70113462
Didn't he die after ganking Dayne?
>>70113415
>>70113371
>this is what northeners actually believe
Will Jorah be alright?
>>70113437
Stop attention whoring with fake clones you faggot
>>70113484
Theon is a metaphor for what the show has done to almost all its male characters.
>>70113344
DELETE THIS NAO
>>70113514
it's not me
they're my followers
>>70113475
Now it begins.
>>70113497
>>70113291
Seriously, at this point, they have no purpose of use. They are just thrown in to die.
>>70113484
Yara's weird, she let Theon pat and rub that pussy all the way to the castle.
>>70113497
Damn thats spot on
>>70113505
>yfw Sansa is CIAman's daughter
>>70113444
But you are a shit.
>>70113475
aye lookd foyu on da triden
>>70113534
>>70113525
why are do dis???
>>70113564
perfect jon arryn
>>70113475
WHERES MUH SISTAHLOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED SWORD
>>70113351
Littlefinger and Salsa's child
>>70113536
>ywn pat and rub Yara's pussy all the way to the castle.
>>70113553
0/8
>>70113564
He'd be better as Selmy
>>70113564
So a main character dies every episode.
Who dies each episode?
Maybe:
6: High Sparrow, Margarey, Tommen (most likely they are split up later, because next episode will be mainly filler)
7: Meera
8: Cersei
9: Lyanna?
10: Ramsay
>>70113598
>>70113536
Yara just loves sex
>>70113414
And regarding the size of the Venetian navy.
>Venice was the most prosperous city in all of Europe. At the peak of its power and wealth, it had 36,000 sailors operating 3,300 ships
Most prosperous city on the planet was operating 3300 ships.
This fucker wants to build 1000 ships.
>>70113627
But Theon's her brother, that's forbidden love
>>70113618
Lyanna wouldn't wear makeup if she had a choice
>>70112972
Rocks are cool though
>>70113605
lancels prob gonna beat margarys head in like the walking dead finale we deserved
>>70113627
who is that mattress actress
>>70113651
THEY'RE MINERALS MARIE!
>>70113640
You're saying that's 'no makeup' ?
DAAMMMMN tho.
>>70113414
the arsenal in bravoos can build a galley in a single day
>>70113640
Hmm this is probably the closest to how i imagined her looking.
>>70113632
I figure that he just meant 1000 as a figure of speech. What's a regular sized fleet in the GoT universe? The one that Theon, Yara and their 30 friends stole seemed to have at least a few dozen ships, is that a lot by their standards?
>>70113335
>having a higher rank makes you a better character
D&D pls
Promise me, Ned
WHERE THE FUCK IS GENDRY
>>70113344
who is this fluid druid?
>mfw started Bobbyposting last night
>mfw I reported each and everypost since post #1
>mfw thread got deleted
>mfw I won the kingbowl
>>70113640
somone with photoshopfu greyscale this and add the stark sigil
>>70113661
Why would he? Lancel should kill Cersei if anyone.
>>70112745
I don't want your grief I want my vengeance and you stole it from me
>>70113736
I'd rather he keep rowing so Dumb and dumber cant fuck his character up
>>70113744
>>70113618
>>70113698
You miss my point.
What made Bronn interesting is he KEPT fucking up Cersei's plans and kept rising in rank. It's not his rank, but the shit he does.
Promise me, Ned
>>70113776
fucking whore
>>70113751
For fucks sake I thought you meant actual greyscale for a second.
Not even Rhaegar was dumb enough to stick it in gargoyle puss
>>70113777
You want it so bad, dont you?
you little slut
dont bother trying to wrap your head about feasible logistics in the series, theyve dropped the ball numerous amounts of times on this respect
the biggest offender was having like 3-4 episodes of a season devoted to stannis trying to raise money to get an army to be formidable enough to fight the capital , only for the comic-tier joker character ramsay to pull an army 4x the size of his out of his ass, last minute, with no reasoning, or funding, or anything, just for dramatic effect
since then, the show's writers have done nothing but make paltry excuses as to why people become tactically disadvantaged, like the burning of the ships, dragon queen just stumbling and getting another army randomly
the show writers used to focus more on the logistics with things like the green flame and defending the capital, but now they know they can get away with anything they want, and so they dont try at all to explain the shit that goes on, just randomly X or Y happens and its retarded
>>70113776
this is pretty good, who is she?
>>70113736
Gendry is literally a nobody character I have no idea why you fags care so much about a character that means so little
>>70113771
Ruin what character he doesn't do shit in the books
>>70113605
>meera
pls no
>>70113497
>>70113534
> There will never be a Kevin McKidd Jon Connington
> There will never be a Ray Stevenson Victarion.
>>70113736
>Arya?
>Arya you answered...
GENDRY WHERE ARE YOU?
>I-I'm on a boat.
>I've been on an island.
>Gods arya is that really you?
>You believed me...
>>70113787
>>70113840
>the biggest offender was having like 3-4 episodes of a season devoted to stannis trying to raise money to get an army to be formidable enough to fight the capital
whereas
>S6
>Jon raises an army in 3 eps
This guy as young Ned Stark
thoughts?
>>70113736
He's going to pick Arya up dummy.
>>70113823
Your grace, if I may ask, which Lyanna posted here is the real one?
Build ships from stones you fucking idiot
Promise me, Ned.
>>70113605
I don't think anyone is dying on this one
Unless they develop the entire King's Landing plot in the same episode, which is not likely
>>70113790
He doesn't do that in the show, though. So you agree book Bronn is better?
>>70113850
He was shoved in people's faces all of Season 2 and 3 only to vanish and never appear again. Show Gendry is an improvement on Book Gendry who doesn't know why he's hiding and is pure salt.
>>70113906
nice meme
If Lancel dies, doesn't that mean Cersei has to go free?
No witness to testify at whatever court the Sparrow holds, no more trial
>>70112698
The actress put a bit of spice on the character, but other than that, Osha was better in the books, because she got to show herself as a capable fighter. In the show, they made her into a seductress.
>>70113907
>not likely
>>70113907
I'd be damn surprised if no one dies from the 'mains'.
>>70113900
list me their names, I'd tell you little shit
>>70113640
Would kidnap and start a war killing thousands / 10
>>70113944
>>70113881
Looks like Jon. It's spooky andN + L = Jwould seem possible
>>70113929
>Cersei kills Lancel
>Kevan protests
>Cersei kills Kevan
>FUCK EVERYBODY WHO ISNT US
pottery
>>70113058
I really liked Fred Flintstone as Bobby B
>>70113929
CERSEI IS A VICTIM STOP OPPRESSING HER WHITE MALE
>>70112796
made me laugh for some reason
>>70113918
Nigga, you crazy.
I think show Bronn is the potential to be better than the book Bronn. All he needs to do is follow the Lollys plotline. Till then, they are about equal.
>>70113058
Poor Bobby B don't know she was a slut
>>70113929
She already confessed. And I don't think the justice system works like that.
>>70113964
You took crossdressing too far, Lancel
>>70113964
she's either a robot or mad cute
>>70113605
Lancel surely dies at some point this season.
>>70114002
GO AND GET ME THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER
>>70113291
==never forget==
>>70113996
>she was a slut
#juststarkthings
>>70113863
>>70113964
Face too round. Shes like a pretty maisie
>>70114001
She confessed to cheating, not to killing her husband which she's also being accused of
>>70113976
Speaking of Bronn, what happened to him? Did he stay in Dorne or go back with Jaime?
>>70113964
> dat huge Adam's apple
>>70114014
Probably. Unless the entirity of KL this season is filler.
>>70114002
what about this one?
>>70114031
>mfw they didn't even bother making a more realistic head
>>70113777
Are they literally catering to horny men?
>>70114041
She needs to repent for slutting too I guess.
Actually... I don't think she is accusing for regicide in the show.
>>70114043
In King's Landing but, like everyone else, he has no character point for now.
Probably Riverlands though.
>>70113627
Yara lesbian scene when
>>70112621
God I hate the costume design of this show so much now
It was great in S1, what the fuck happened?
>>70114035
>>70112669
He got Melly to Jon. He gave Sansa a window to escape. The Hound left King's Landing because of battle of the Blackwater. Probably more but I don't care enough to come up with fringe examples.
>>70114032
False, not all Starks are slags
>>70113777
>>70114043
sneks probably killed him off-screen. D&D's sex life with the sneks=more sneks plot armor shilling
>>70114057
she's pretty hot. what's her name?
watching through season 1 against and man does it shit all over the recent seasons
Episode 6 leaked early like Episode 5 last week
MASSIVE SPOILERS
https://youtu.be/Zn4H3b13X4o
Jon Snow finally becomes AZOR AHYPE
SNOWBOWL CONFIRMED
1 ON 1 AZOR JON VS RAMSAY BOLTON
NO MUH SANSA WIMMENZ
>>70114057
Bradamante, My loyal Kingsguard, why are you into men?
>>70114101
lyanna stark
>>70114113
>take no wife
>WIFE
Same reason Jon joined the Night's Watch
>you've got a pile of magic grenades
>they seem quite effective
>you don't hit, kill or even get near the Night King with a single one
I mean I guess they are little girls, but still
>>70114083
>>70112669
he is not kill
brienne say that he "confess" and told her about the red woman and shit brienne keep him alive because red woman "poison" his ears also no dead was shown in a show that is famous with gore deaths on leading characters
Come on guys. Post pic of your face and let /got/ tell you which house you're from.
>>70114113
she's transgender your grace, she's still a woman
>>70114106
>when pantera kicks in
>>70114063
Yeah that prop was fucking horrendous.
They have probably kicked out everyone who has more than 3 years of experience with art or prop making, they're too expensive.
I bet they're using students to do this shit for free.
>Hey art students!
>You want to work on GOT?!!
>Well here's a chance of a lifetime, job doesn't pay anything, but you'll get a wonderful new addition to your resume!
>>70114152
>>70114149
they also knew that the wights wouldnt be able to go through the circle of fire, yet they decided to unload the grenades on the wights, instead of the White Walkers
>>70114157
What a fucking trainwreck of text. Go back to school.
>>70114106
D&D's writing is too shit that they wont even give us that
Watch Sansa be the real Azor Ahai somehow
>>70114113
Your Bobby, my little birds day Jon Snow of The nights watch may be your bastard.
>>70114031
That shit triggered me, but I could at least sort of rationalize the story side of it, as far as the show goes. Summer's death was absolutely unnecessary though, not to mention a fucking disgrace. That fucker should have had the size to mow down wights left and right. At least have him merk a bunch of them before going down, make the battle more than just a pathetic leap at one before getting stomped out.
