Why is she literally the only funny female actress in existence?
>>70101415
Betty white is still alive.
>>70101561
not funny
Emma Thompson
>>70101415
Never laughed once. Quirky doesn't equal funny. She's literally the same person in everything she does and delivers. Just not a fan, there are way funnier female comedians/actresses
Rachel Bloom
>>70102222
Nice quads but you should've backed up your claim pham
>>70101415
How did she get those scars, anyway?
>>70101415
Are you literally the stupidest person in existence?
>>70102323
No joke, a nutjob ran up to her as a kid and slashed her face
>>70102323
Stranger Danger.
She was out in her front yard as a child when a dude walked up and slashed her face with a knife and ran.
>>70102222
her movies aren't for me, but 30 Rock was G-d tier
>>70102323
Her father was a drinker, and a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Her mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, Tina watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to Tina, and he says, "Why so serious?" He comes at Tina with the knife, "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in Tina's mouth, "Let's put a smile on that face!" And...Why so serious?
>>70102462
Definetely one of the funniest shows desu
>>70101415
it's because she got that scar. everyone knows mouth scars make you funnier.
Literal comedic genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY7EAWVJR3g
>>70101415
>Writing
Amy Phoeler
Tina Fey
>Acting
Dee Reynolds(Forgot the Actresses name)
Betty White
>Stand-Up, Comedy in general
Maria Bamford
Joan Rivers(RIP)
Those are my picks, there are funny women in all sides of comedy. But Tina Fey is more on the writing side of things. She is an okay actress, so yeah.
>>70102476
All that wasted effort.
>>70102605
i did laugh at the ridiculousness of that
like a farley sketch
>>70102609
>Betty White
DUDE I'M OLD AND CRUDE LMAO
>>70102652
downboat >:^[
>female
how is she so hot
Ana Farris
Rachel McAdams
Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Jessica Walter
Amy Smart
Kirsten Wiig
Rose Byrne
Maya Rudolph
Wendi McLendon-Covey
>>70103184
>Rachel McAdams
In what?
>>70103184
>Maya Rudolph
i fucking hate her face so much, i also hate how they try to pass her as "hot" when she's fugly as fuck.
>Wife of Krasinski in Away We Go
Yeah right
Agree with the rest sampai
>>70102609
>mfw i read maria bamford did voice acting on the english dub of Cromatie High School
>>70103303
Mean Girls, The Hot Chick. She should do more comedies desu.
>tfw slapstick feminist spoof movie with Fey, Byrne and McAdams as bumbling SJW's
>>70103706
Oh right, forgot she was in those, yeah she's pretty good
She is really casual and good in the interviews I've seen. Makes her even more attractive.
>>70102222
>She's literally the same person in everything she does
Quads rarely lie, but she wasn't at all her usual persona in Sisters. Even though Sister wasn't great.
>>70101415
I WANT TO CUM ON HER FACE
>>70103024
Nobody knows.
>>70103024
>>70104323
Why wouldn't she be? Just because of a little scar?
>>70101415
Thats not ilana
>>70104400
but abbi is funnier
>>70101415
I've seen her IRL, she's tinier and has a more noticeable Upper Darby PA accent
>>70104953
And her husband is shorter than her
very funny and charming in interviews
>>70105114
>those crazy eyes
>she will never run you down and tear your throat out with her teeth
;____;
>>70101415
I gave up on her the past 5 years but now that she's over the SJW Femme shtick I respect her again.
When she came out against the Oscars, not because they're #sowhite but that she called them out on their shit saying they're all fake af. Using a tv event to grandstand and pander for brownie points.
Then when her Netflix show caught shit for being racist she just said "I'm not gonna explain jokes to idiots anymore. If you can't see that were trying to be funny then it's not my fault you're too dumb to take the joke."
She's woke af.
>>70102476
jeez man. want a hug?
>>70101415
Broad City is actually pretty good. And they write most of their stuff.
>>70105244
Is she the friendly guard from OITNB?
>>70104323
thanks man. I used to have this picture i cut out of a magazine and put in my binder cover. The only lady on my notebook
>>70101415
I WANT HER TO BE MY MOMMY SOOOO BAD :(((((
>>70101415
They say people do comedy to compensate for "stuff". I don't know if it's true or not but I'm starting to think I'm sexist for rarely being entertained by lady comedians
>>70105190
She's always been like this, youtube the bit she did about Paris Hilton on Stern. Women who grow up fat/ugly know the struggle of being a man.
>>70101415
She used to be ugly.
It's hard to be a female celebrity if you're still ugly, and it's hard to be funny if you're attractive, and super hard to be funny if you're an attractive woman.
She got funny before she got hot.
>>70106818
They're generally not as funny, at least to men. Maybe we just find different shit funny compared to women.
Funny female comedians exist, Joan Rivers being one of the greats.
>>70102400
>>70102417
God DAMN.
>>70103184
Apart from those last two, you're right. I'd also add Kaitlin Olson and Kristen Schaal if you can get over her face.
>>70106747
Really? I just want to have sex with her. Repeatedly. In a relationship. Have some kids, get married. You know, hralthy stuff. Why would you want her to be your mommy. Can't fuck your mom.
>>70107183
You can't fuck your mother but you CAN fuck your MOMMY. Everyone here knows that. Are you dumb are something, pal?
I've fapped to this several dozen times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd4LI5MP17o
>>70107341
Leave cute kino to her :3
>>70107244
I didn't say mother.
>>70107341
I love her so much it hurts.
>>70106908
you're nuts
>>70101415
Because "she" was born a "he."
@70107969
kys. you don't even deserve a (You). get outta my board, please. fuck you.
>>70102609
Dee Reynolds = Kaitlin Olson
funniest woman on television
>>70101415
>Who is Mo Collins
>>70102222
You obviously haven't watched unbreakable kimmy schmidt season 2. She's excellent in it.
>>70108050
meant for >>70107969
Sweet Dee, bitch
>>70106681
She is.
![Mamas_Family_2-200x300[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gQYhGZM.jpg "Mamas_Family_2-200x300[1].jpg")
>people actually citing Betty White
>no mentions of Vicki Lawrence or Carol Burnett
>>70108992
Lol who? Go to bed grandpa.
>nobody posting DOBBY
>>70109597
>tfw continual failure to put one's dick in the dobs
>>70101415
Better than Trevor Noah desu
>>70109729
Hey anon you (You)d me in your post here but I never actually visit reddit.com so I just wanted to give you a heads up about that small misjudgment of character that you made
>>70109729
all me btw
>>70108318
>what kinda name u want
>>70101415
She made me diamonds
Lauren Lapkus is my comedy crush
>>70109597
>you will NEVER chew on her weird hair
>>70103417
Oh shit. You've got interesting info AND you've seen Cromartie High? There's still hope for /TV/.
>>70103303
Maya Rudolph is one of the ugliest hags I've ever seen.
>>70103706
>tfw slapstick feminist spoof movie with Fey, Byrne and McAdams as bumbling SJW's
could i have a source on this please
>>70107341
why haven't i've seen this before? an Eva Green pic above this post and now this video, goddamnit. I can feel the precum trickling down my erect penis.
The only female comedienne that can consistently get me is Morgan Murphey. Everyone else might as well count their hit jokes on one hand.
