>dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke, look kid how edgy I am,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke,dick joke.
Seriously is like a fucking movie of Seth Rogen why people love it so much, the plot is just lame and the CGI is horrible.
>>70101135
t. someone who didn't watch the film
>>70101135
It's /b/: the movie
>>70101156
I just saw it like 5 minutes ago, and it was awful
I don't know how they'll do a movie without flashbacks to balance out the edgy humor.
If there was a 90 min movie of straight up deadpool I would lose my mind
stopped watching several minutes in when he checked the time and he had an Adventure Time watch on
Reddit af
>>70101192
It's pretty hit and miss. Do you just not like crudeness or what?
it's a great movie if you're smart and have good taste. sorry OP
>>70101254
I dont know dude I, the humor of the film is fucking lazy.
Funny parts and corny parts but overall mmeeehhhh I have no idea why everyone loves it.
>>70101303
It perfectly fits the character though
At least they threw in a couple Xmen because why the fuck not
It was funny and entertaining with good action. What more can you ask for.
>>70101470
the most disgusting generation z ugly le ironic """"x-man"""".
>>70101135
t. tasteless faggot
Only good superhero movie.
>>70101470
Too bad they were made up for the movie.
>>70101135
>movie of Seth Rogen
It makes me laugh when people make this mistake, I don't know why. But I agree with you, it felt like one of those bad Rogen & friends comedies.
>>70101603
The action wasn't good though, could've done a lot better with an R rated movie.
>>70101135
What did they mean by this?
>>70101673
lol so quirky xD
>>70101669
How was it not good? It had a bunch of great fights.
>>70101650
>implying Colossus was made up for Deadpool (2016)
>>70101673
I don't even know what a chimichanga is, I mean I know it's food but I've never seen it anywhere.
>>70101650
What? Just about all the characters in there were from comic books I think, certainly the xmen were.
i want to kill my friend for making me see this
>>70101724
Being literally immortal and executing henchmen isn't exciting, no tension, no build-up.
>>70101673
Mentioned only once, there weren't any clowns in the movie either surprisingly enough though they certainly mentioned them.
Overall it was pretty bad in my opinion. Just seemed very generic, did anyone even care during the final battle? They made a villain so uninteresting you weren't at all concerned with the outcome.
The best part of the film might have been the brief appearances of the X-Men
>>70101811
So because he's immortal you could never enjoy the film. Then why did you watch it.
>>70101135
Can't remember when I've laughed as much as when I saw it. The whole cinema was tearing up from laughter, can't wait to see it again.
>SOMEBODY STOP ME SSSSSSSSSMOKIN' DANCE OFF BRO YOU AND ME OH BEHAVE THAT'S GOTTA HURT EPIC THIS ONE IS FOR YOU REDDIT!
What did Deapdool mean by this?
>>70101135
He makes the "brown pants" joke twice... in the same fucking movie. its so fucking slap sticky and unfunny.
Jim Carey in "The Mask" was less overbearing than Reynolds in DEADPOOL
>>70101757
It's basically just a deep fried burrito
>>70101470
>young actress in an x-men movie
>is QT
>dates women
like ellen page all over again
>>70101811
Because there's tension in every other movies' action scenes where the protagonist's plot armor saves them, right?
The action scenes in the Batman movies were so intense because he could have died at any second.
>Shit, did i leave the stove on?
>90s reference no kid in the entire theatre should understand
>HAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Comfy capekino tho lads, niggasonic warhead was pretty dank too
>>70103026
All of them were the kind of references out-of-touch hipster faggots would make to try and fit in to the "scene".
This movie made me cringe so hard I literally fucking died.
I kind of wonder what type of an adult (over 18) would actually laugh at this film.
It was entertaining enough but the jokes were 90% awful.
>>70103127
anon if u are kill how type?
>>70103127
Who would John Wayne play in Capeshit if he was around today??
He would make a great Batman
>>70103180
Happy Hanukkah, ladies and ghouls
>>70103148
The funniest joke was the hugh jackman mask desu
>>70101999
You wasted a trips shitting on the Mask? Please, tell me your address so I can kill you.
>>70103148
22 here. Thoroughly enjoyed the film. If you can't enjoy a movie because its jokes are simple you might have a pseudo-intellectual syndrome. "Look at me! I don't enjoy a light-hearted film that doesn't even take itself seriously, which somehow is edgy like those teens who take themselves way too fucking seriously."
>>70103892
>Look at me! I don't enjoy a light-hearted film that doesn't even take itself seriously, which somehow is edgy like those teens who take themselves way too fucking seriously."
Well, those teens are killing the cinema watching the movies like Deadpool or any fucking Seth Rogen film
>>70103892
The film doesn't take itself seriously so why should i? I just don't think it's funny mate, should i give it extra points for being meta and subversive just for the sake of it?
>>70103892
>Don't you get it duuude? The script writers intentionally made the jokes cheap and worthless. This is exactly what makes it so fun, it's like they didn't even take the script seriously and wasted 2 hours of our lives lmao.
>>70104031
A friend of mine loved this movie. This same friend hates the movie "shoot 'em up" because it's too fake.
This is movie is great because it was a quick and light hearted capeshit romp that made fun of itself. It had fine batches. In theaters, it entertained me for 90 minutes. Then, weeks later I get a nearly endless stream of entertainment from assblasted autists on here. Comedy of the year.
>>70101999
2nd time it wasnt a joke. Just a pissed off comment to himself "Motherfucker should've worn his brown pants...". Delivery was different. You werent supposed to laugh that time.
Fucking faggots
>>70103148
i laughed when he was eating out his gf on halloween with vampire teeth on, and when he broke his limbs attacking colossus. reminded me of kung pow
>>70101303
>s
Opinion discarded
>>70101650
Well done. Here's your (You)
>>70103127
"Are you there god? It's me, Margaret."
>>70101135
I saw it the other day, and while there are scenes that are like that (and they're the worst parts of the movie), the movie overall is surprisingly good. Really enjoyed a lot of it despite some of those "ass cock reference" moments.
>>70103148
I thought that a lot of jokes fell flat, but there were enough to keep my entertained over the run time. It was at least somewhat different. I respect that more than other capeshit.
The person's body liquified on the sign and Deadpool saying he just found him that way is pretty amusing compared to typical """""comedy""""" today. But yes. A lot of it is juvenile neologisms
>>70108080
Same, and my girlfriend liked it for the same reasons. Not all the jokes were good, granted, but a lot were and it was a solid action movie considering it's budget.
Unless you're a teenager pretending to be "above" dick jokes (I'M A GROWN UP) then it's an enjoyable little movie. It is literally harmless.
>>70101135
I think there was at most like 2 dick jokes and they both involved colossus and were both pretty funny
>>70101135
It really was a very smooth film, but the dialogue and character development needs some work. They needed to emphasize more on why he has such a childish sense of humor, and it was weird that he already had that BEFORE his mutilation which iirc in the comics is the whole reason he acts that way.
Also the jokes were like something you'd expect from Andy in Toy Story.
My two biggest things about this movie is that I was sitting in a theater surrounded by idiots foaming at the mouth at every "lol I got shot in the ass" and "lol closeup spandex ass," and that I hope this movies success leads to some actually good R-rated capeshit.
DUDE, CULTURAL REFERENCES LMAO
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>>70110878
so much effort and you still fucked it up
>>70101765
they stitched together the name and age+gender of a dead xmen character with the power of another one called cannonball
so that anon's partially right
