ITT dead careers
fuck johnny depp what a fucking creep.
inb4 faggot mod deletes this
>>70100716
stinky dinky :(
>>70100778
>fall asleep on right side of head
>WAHHHH I WAS BEATEN
feminism
>B-but she's faking it stupid bitch!!!
He has no business hitting my waifu
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>>70100693
>>70100716
>>70100769
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>70100802
>her face is damaged what a fucking bitch
stupid men
>>70100803
you realize she did that in a parking lot outside the court house with hundreds of cameras around her, right?
>>70100803
>WAAAAAAH my milliiiiions
cry more
lol. Hitting your wife does not end your career.
If some footage surfaces of him calling her a jewish plant surfaces though...
>>70100833
LIKE
he should make a movie with Mel Gibson
Depp has already taken a new job as /tv/ janitor to pay for alimony, little does he know there is no paycheck coming
>>70100744
social justice warriors can't allow reasonable discussion
>implying getting divorced from some no talent, no name whore will affect his career in any way
lol
>can't post about one of the biggest /tv/ events of 2016.
this place is getting more cucked by the week. No wonder 2ch died.
Im out of the loop on this one it seems.
I read that she has served him for divorce , didnt know it was for domestic violence.
Any info on that or is this just 4chanposting
>>70100926
>it might only be 50 million
>>70100778
compare to
>>70100817
>DEATH OF SOCIAL JUSTICE BS
Seriously, does she actually expect to win this? 3/4 of the female population would willingly take a (actual) asswhipping from Johnny Depp if it meant she could fuck/date him. They're not turning on him cause she (allegedly) got her scrawny ass checked.
The eventual dismissal/reduction of the charges and the pitiful, near-nonexistent outcry that will follow, combined with the blue lives matter bill and agenda-laden hollywood box office bombs like Ghostbusters III constitute a legitimate blow and significant push-back to blind adherence to the rampant ravings of social media's vocal, illogical and hypocritical of minorities.
Then Trump gets elected. Holy Shit SJWs ON SUICIDE WATCH!Wait? Is this going to court in L.A. ...? FUCK
Reposting because fuck it
http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/27/amber-heard-johnny-depp-cops-no-injuries/
Got to love how half-assed #ImWithAmber is compared to #ImWithKesha. It's funny how much women will forgive if you're qt.
>>70100693
Wait for the LA Confidential remake
Why doesn't Depp just use that leaked nude to prove she's mentally unstable and did this to herself to get his money.
>>70100778
Depp must have baby hands. She wouldn't be able to see out of that eye if I'd been beating her
>>70101008
Is that you, Milo?
>>70101020
it's not funny. it's sick.
>>70101020
Kesha isn't suing Dr. Luke for half his company. She wanted a contract release and didn't get it because apparently evidence is important in court case. Who knew.
Anyway, Amber Succubus is ticking off every single mark on the Goldigger's Checklist.
>>70101009
>>70101009
hmm
>>70100778
Depp has good ass aim. It's hard to throw a phone so well it leaves a perfect vertical mark down the face.
>>70100778
>>70100803
>>70100926
I'm not even MRA or anything, but this is clearly damage control. 1-2 days ago every newspaper in the world posted about her filing for divorce 2 days after his mother died.
It makes her out to be a gargantuan turbocunt, now she strikes back claiming he physically abused her to make him seem like a bad guy.
Divorce can get nasty as shit sometimes.
>>70101187
She should have just waited a month tbqh
brb never getting married no matter what
>>70101234
How could she wait? The minute he returned from the movie tour he'll have cases of iphones to throw at her. Ipads too.
>massive Ayn Rand fag
>"I'm so fucking independent"
>Applies for spousal support
>>70100803
Wow shes a great actor
Just
>>70100803
thats real saddness
>>70101342
Not suprising. Ayyyy Rand was also a huge hypocrite.
>>70100803
fucking kek
this is some of the fakest shit I've ever seen
>>70101310
kek
>>70100803
Really, Amber??
Going with the victim "muh true romance turned into a nightmare!!" bullshit?
Facts: You're half his age, you're a lesbian. Both of those are suspect from the getgo
>>70101398
>>70101405
Which one is it, /tv/?
>>70100817
Chris Brown is a whimp. Did nobody ever see a real black eye? Google that shit. A hit to the eye is disgusting. That shit swells like a motherfucker.
>no prenup
he did this to himself
>TMZ has obtained the legal docs Amber filed to support her claim that Johnny smashed an iPhone against her face Saturday night, which she claims triggered her move to file for divorce. As we reported, cops came but she declined to file a report.
>Amber claims, before the alleged incident over the weekend -- during her birthday party at home last month Johnny showed up "inebriated and high." She says after the guests left, they argued and he threw a magnum-sized bottle of champagne at the wall and a wine glass at her. She says he grabbed her by the shoulders and pushed her onto the bed. She also says he grabbed her by the hair and shoved her to the floor.
>Amber says she didn't see Johnny again for a month, until Saturday night. She says he was drunk and high again and they were talking about his mom's passing the day before. She says he "suddenly began obsessing" about something, got mad, grabbed the phone, "wound up his arm like a baseball pitcher and threw the cell phone at me striking my cheek and eye."
>She claims he also pulled her hair and struck her, then she says he grabbed a magnum-sized bottle of wine, chugged some and then used the bottle to break objects around the house.
This guy is dead.
>>70101521
>never heard of pre nups being overruled by courts because of muhh women
Lmao
>>70101503
Those are car steering wheel inflicted bruises from when he was using her head like a basketball not from punches.
>>70101543
>he grabbed a magnum-sized bottle of wine, chugged some and then used the bottle to break objects around the house.
MADMAN
>>70101521
>>no prenup
They married in California, where prenups are pretty much worthless anyway.
>>70101555
>and a broken arm
Good for him then. I take it back.
>>70101342
>>massive Ayn Rand fag
well we now know why he beat her
>>70101543
good, it's what he deserves.
>>70101187
Obviously. Poor guy didn't get a pre-nup and she's now using every weapon in her cuntish arsenal to lay the foundations for her being 'entitled' to as much of his money as possible.
punched in the face, and youre to blame
you give depp... a bad name
Mickey Rourke 2.0
>>70101543
>"wound up his arm like a baseball pitcher and threw the cell phone at me striking my cheek and eye."
How can a man drunk and high have such good fucking aim and form?
>>70101381
He needs a new liver or is it a kidney?
>>70100693
ITT The Mad Hatter
you can see how DAMAGED she was from the Fappening photos, crazy bitches are crazy.
she stayed by her man for almost 2 years under heavy abuse. she deserves half of everything he has ever earned.
if you don't agree with this then you're a sexist bigot shitlord
>>70101671
iPhones have homing sensors.
>>70100693
>mfw fat neckbeard autistic basement dwelling permavirgins defend a """man""" who beats on a woman
>>70101543
Literally gone girl
>>70101543
>wound up his arm like a baseball pitcher
>>70101543
>during her birthday party at home last month Johnny showed up "inebriated and high."
Depp sounds like a top lad.
> he grabbed a magnum-sized bottle of wine, chugged some and then used the bottle to break objects around the house.
fucking lel. Taking method acting to a whole new level.
>>70100693
I blame it on the Pirates filming schedule. Must've been so intense that it got to his head. Like, the last time he was together with Heard was when they made the monotone kinda insincere apology video to Australia for his dogs right?
>>70101836
Seriously. Who believes that? And she just stood there and watched him do it thinking "is he aiming for me or his mom's ashes behind me?"
>>70101769
She is a liar, she damaged her own face to secure more of his fortune.
>>70099678
How do people still believe in this shit?
I mean, come on, this is textbook divorce law, you accuse them of fucking the kid or beating you up, that's just what the lawyer advises you to do every single time. Everyone knows it. So why keep up the pretense?
Only slightly related, but I am/was a high tier male prostitute in Los Angeles who sleeps/slept with rich women. The reason I don't work so much anymore was because I made a ridiculous amount of money in my divorce (from a 40 year old woman who herself got her fortune by divorcing some rich old guy). Amber is a really intelligent girl who completely planned this out. However, Johnny is a total fuck up at this point and I'm quite sure he actually beat her (which is nice for her scheme). This sounds smug as fuck, but I'll be back in about 15 minutes, soask me anything.
>>70101601
>>70101342
>>70101399
Seriously though, aren't Randians supposed to always have pre-nups and refuse spousal support?
>>70101934
>>70101543
>magnum-sized bottle of champagne
>magnum-sized bottle of wine
Sponsorship already
>>70101543
>"As he wound up to pitch, the DA DA DAA DA DA DAA sound played as a boy handed me my hotdog"
>>70101769
>fat neckbeard autistic basement dwelling permavirgins
>Posts mfw pic
So you're a fat neckbeard autistic basement dwelling permavirgin yourself?
Good to know
>>70101996
>after it struck me he ran around the room in a circle and slid into me shouting SAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFEEEEE.
>I was knocked through 17 plate glass windows which left bruises all over my face and permanent emotional damage
>>70101543
I think Madonna had it worse, if Sean Penn got away with it, Johnny probably would
>>70101769
>defending women who chose abusive men
Fuck them
>>70100778
>>70100803
>>70100926
>>70101004
>You will never comfort a distraught Amber and hold her all night as she sobs and then a weird moment she looks at you with tears running down her face and she kisses you, then you have tender, slow sex all night - it was the best night of your life and to her it was mistake, she never talks to you again.
>>70102101
>>70102137
what a stupid post
>>70101975
how can I get into your line of work
oh oh
>>70102157
What a stupid face you got
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORpBAIB9j64
THE HAPPY COUPLE
>>70102183
what am I looking at here?
>>70102183
What am I suppose to look at?
>>70102245
>>70102259
he turned her into a dog
>>70102259
>>70102245
He's a rage against the machines fan, that means a lot of ultra violence, possibly towards women.
Little off-top.
>>70101769
Look at this man. Is he crashing this table because he is strong?
NO!
Because he is overweight.
Same way g.Ant-Man was able to crash this airplane. Because when he is big his mass affect MORE by gravity. So stop spreading this bullshit "le why he is able to ride ant when he is small or why he isn't floating when he is big". If you misunderstood how does some fictional element works don't create "science vids" and spread your bullshit in other empty heads that can't think by themselves and always gets used by someone.
BOMB INCOMING
>>70102183
>Artie's still alive
0_0
>doing this shit on his movie's opening weekend
Wew lad
>>70102351
Shit
>>70101763
Why marry or stay married after the first sign of abuse?
>>70100693
there sure are a lot of white knights on this homosexual board for gossiping women
>/tv/: ultra open to new sexual preferences
>>70102351
These two will provide high quality drama and shit posting for weeks. I love it.
>>70102615
I haven't laughed this hard all day.
>saved
>>70101543
honestly we may as well believe her since john depp is a degenerate bohemian faggot, not a cool guy like robin williams
he should have swept the leg
>>70102734
This is baseball not tekken.
KEKLE UP /tv/ IT'S GONNA BE A HELL OF A SUMMER
>>70101975
liebertarians are sociopaths, they'd do anything to get rich. that's what libertarianism is, rejection of a wholesome society in favor of limitless greed.
>>70100803
Why is she crying? I thought she wanted a divorce.
>>70102841
Obviously you don't know what libertarianism is.
Libertarianism is all about personal responsibility, it's part of the diagnostic criteria of psychopathy that they don't accept responsibility for their actions.
Also, psychopaths live parasitic lifestyles, look up ASPD, antisocial personality disorder.
Parasitic lifestyle = living off welfare and government subsidies.
Having said that, statism is the ideology that most benefits psychopathic behaviour.
>>70102902
it's an act, anon
this is hollywood after all
>>70102902
shes sad because she can only have half of depps stuff , not all of it and non of his talent
>Your honor, m'lady, you will always remember this as the day that you ALMOST divorced CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!
>>70100803
the best performance of her career
>>70100778
>file for dicovrce two days after his mothers death
>save a picture of an alleged demostic violence incident to set a precedent and alter perception of Depp
>Want/attemtping to get half his money (200 million dollars) when you already have 9 million of your own money
Never marry these hoes mane.
>>70101994
She's comparing it to the condom , not the ice cream. She measered large objects comparatively to BBC.
>>70102961
the problem is we feel no deeper cultural connection with our neighbors in this festering melting pot. every race sticks together with the stink eye on outsiders. why the fuck would i want to support government subsistence programs to help feed and clothe a bunch of criminal peasants who probably hate me for oppressing them
>>70101381
is this the terminator/american history x kid?
>going after his money
>by dropping bombs on the day of his new movie's release
Ummmm
is this bitch retarde
>>70102169
1. Come to LA
You're not going to be able to do this for a living anywhere else on earth. You might be able to make a little bit of money in other larger cities, and might even make a living doing gay stuff, but in LA you can get rich from fucking just rich women. I'm not originally from Los Angeles (or the US, actually. I don't live in the US right now either). I came to LA on a holiday when I was 19 and some cougar told me that if I slept with her five times that week she'd buy me a nice new car. I went along because... well... I thought it was funny. Then she actually bought me a Porsche. She let me park it in her garage while I went back home. I returned to Los Angeles a few months later and through her and some other contacts I started meeting more and more people and was able to do this for a living quite quickly.
2. Appreciate yourself
Make sure you're actually worth the money they're paying and make sure you are a unique person: nobody wants to fuck someone who looks and acts just like everybody else.if you're ugly it's a no go though. sorry
>>70101793
I wonder how many times she's watched it.
>>70102183
Will Artie outlive Johnny Depp?
>>70102734
Why didnt he put her in a body bag?
>When Heard was 16, her best friend died in a car crash and Heard, who was raised Catholic, subsequently declared herself an atheist after being introduced to the works of Ayn Rand by her then-boyfriend.[9] She has said of Rand, "I've read all of her books. Ever since then, I have been obsessed with her ideals. All I've ever needed is myself."[9]
yep, sounds accurate
"Hollywood's jews fucked my ass hard"-Mel Gibson
(Paraphrasing)
>>70103171
A bottle of wine is way bigger than a magnum condom
>>70103896
women are hypocrites of the highest degree when it comes to this shit
>we're strong independant women who dont need a man
>oh wait we still want you to pay for our shit, defend us when necessary
>oh yeah and want more special treatment too
>>70103231
She would still get half of it, it is really a matter of causing more damage divorcing women are the devil.
>>70100693
that what you get for marrying a stupid bitch
now we all get to watch this once great actor get fleeced while the lefties in Hollywood sell him out to the leftie-normie masses
>>70103230yes
>>70102351
Johnny Depp spent more money flying his dogs out of my country than I have earned in the last 7 years of my shit job.
I'm such a failure.
>>70102689
That film might go down as Johnny's most underrated.
>>70104549
its shit senpai
post yfw she wasn't talking about dick
>>70104710
Omg, theres an iPhone on the desk behind her.
>POTTERY
>>70104710
wtf is wrong with her handwriting
>>70104988
shes dark and krazay dont u know
>totally not just a self absorbed cunt
>>70101949
I would call you cynical but it's probably the truth.
>>70105420
Go see any divorce lawyer or read an article about it, it's literally how it goes. Also they advise you to file a restraining order ASAP and then escalate if the guy tries to contact you in any way except through the other lawyer.
Also if she's living in your place, you're thrown out of it due to the restraining order, and if you're not rich enough to have a place to stay and hire a really good lawyer that very second, you're even more fucked.
>>70100693
what about DAD CAREERS?
>>70104402
>once great actor
AHAHAHA
lol, you greasy redditors are really getting triggered to no end by this
>>70101640
would have laughed loudly if it wasn't dead of night
>>70100851
>her face is damaged
Not according to the LAPD, cuck
>>70104710
wew lad
>>70106950
FUCK THE TRANSMISOGYNOIR L.A.P.D., THEY MURDERED O. J. SIMPSON AND CAN'T BE TRUSTED!!
>>70101008
yes friend trump is gonna fix literally everything, from your wanksock cheating on you to gender disparity, vote for him goy
>>70100817
And shes still stuck by her man. At least this black chick is loyal.
>>70103644
Artie will out live all of us.
>>70106905
glad at least one person finally got it
>>70100778
i want to kiss her all over her face and hold her in my arms telling her everything's gonna be alright
>>70100716
he's starring in a new movie with brian cranston
>>70107386
because black women love is different from white women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX9ZInZP9OM
I hope she bleeds him dry.
>>70101187
imagine being so cucked on 4chan of all places that you have to specify you're not an MRA just so you could post a comment depicting a PARTICULAR woman in a negative light
end your life
>>70101381
>>70100803
>>70100778
>>70102140
>>70108054
>ywn tell her you're gonna go out to get her some Ben & Jerry's to make her feel better and then not come back the rest of the night while ignoring her texts
Life is suffering.
>>70101543
>during her birthday party at home last month Johnny showed up "inebriated and high."
I seem to remember reading on one of those shitty blind item things, that Heard was the one that had been reintroducing Johnny to drink and drugs after he was teetotal for like 2 years
>>70104256
DUDE I HATE WOMEN LMAO
>>70108824
hes best friends with marilyn manson whos a huge drug and alcohol fiend
some of the reports are that he had been crashing with him for the last few months and thats why he was "missing" and she freaked out and tried to find him and he got pissed
am i the only one who has no sympathy for female victims of "domestic abuse"?
you know what you signed up for
>>70101769
when they roll the 3rd 6 in a row but ur spot is blocked
>>70102902
sometimes people want things to work out and yet they won't because the other person makes them impossible with the way they act.
she probably loved him, just like he loved her, and wants the person she fell in love with back.
being hurt by someone you thought you'd spend the rest of your life with sucks.
>>70108419
Jesus is that real?
>>70101543
Why didn't she take pictures of the damage too?
>>70108419
I'm legit sad now. Even though I'm in total shit in my life.
>>70108320
Someone who is an MRA would obviously be biased, so someone who's neutral on the subject actually holds some weight to their opinion ya dingus.
>>70100716
>dead careers
This dude works harder than anyone in LA.
>>70115495
>MRA's hate le women
retarded as saying all feminists hate men.
>>70107386
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwBirf4BWew
>>70100716
He may not be the greatest actor, or even the most memorable, but damnit if I don't love seeing him appear in movies when I don't see him coming.
Spawn
John Wick
Sisters
I just love seeing this guy
>>70100693
Why so #madatmort?
>>70100693
NEVER STEP TO THE DEPP
You deserve it, Depp
>>70101543
>he threw a magnum-sized bottle of champagne
>he grabbed a magnum-sized bottle of wine
>>70115611
I didn't say that. What I mean is it's safe to say that an MRA will usually take the side of the man in a domestic dispute the same way a feminist will lean towards the woman's side of the story.
Why did no one care who he was until he put on the mask?
>>70100693
Marrying the arm candy...
He was out of his deppth
JUST LEAGUE
