Why did he do it?
Why would a british man wear a turban?
>>70098053
DELETE THIS
This guy looks just like Luke Rudkowski
>>70098053
foreshadowing
I don't understand why every book had to end with volody butt schemes. couldn't harry's biggest worry one year just be getting a date to the faggot dance?
>>70098053
>>70098718
I see nothing wrong with this
>>70098918
who harry
>>70098014
It was queerman all along!
>>70098960
My absolute fetish is to fuck a hijabi girl.
>>70099136
literally just put a scarf over your gfs head. it's not that hard.
because it's one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises, Dylan. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>70099178
It's not the same. Knowing that she's an actual hijabi supposed to be all prude and shit and then having her bounce on your dick asking to be fucked gets me all worked up.
