>BvS is mature capeshit for grown-ups!
>>70094341
>not eating Revenant sponsored cereal
Gotta havemuh Pops
is kino ur a pleb
>>70094341
>Not having a lifetime supply of kinocereal to eat while experiencing BvS
>>70094341
>not making batman 100% chocolate
>not making superman 100% strawberry
>no marshmallows
Jesus Christ, they even botched the cereal.
>>70094540
real life isn't black and white Disneyfriend
>>70094341
Robocop merchandise was marketed to children.
>yo dog, you want batman cumming in your cereal or superman?
>>70094927
why can't I have both?
>>70094341
Of course they were going to have marketing catered to kids. How autistic are you, OP?
>zack snyder wants a dark batman movie where bruce gets raped in prison
>wb wants to sell cereal and toys
fucking kek. what a shitshow.
>>70094341
>chocolate strawberry
>mixing chocolate with healthy foods
REEEEEE
WHY DO THEY DO THIS
I JUST WANT PURE CHOCOLATE, STOP PUTTING STRAWBERRIES ALL OVER IT
>>70095514
Even for a teenager, you're not particularly bright, are you?
>>70095820
>implying the "strawberries" in the cereal are even actual strawberries not just flavoring.
They can advertise it all day as having no artificial flavors but we all know it's bullshit.
>>70096237
I don't want any fruit flavoring, real or not, in my chocolate
>>70096332
I counter your assertion with chocolate orange.
>>70094341
Dawn of Breakfastkino
The Batman one is fucking top tier sugary cereal. Try it first, plebs. I got more enjoyment from it than the actual movie.
>>70094585
Real cereal is.
>only kids movies can have use cereal to advertise
>>70098150
But those are fake.
>>70097446
>literally sugar for breakfast
amerifats pls
>>70098729
amerifat? what the fuck?
is /tv/ the official reddit 2.0
>>70098794
You are reacting as if he had writen amerislim
>>70099056
What sub?
Oatmeal and granola reigh supreme
When people say Marvel is for children, it means it's a family movie for all ages
When people say DC is for a mature audience, it actually means angsty 13 years old teenagers who think of themselves as mature
Says the guy fuming in a cereal thread
>>70099166
r/funny
>>70094341
>flavored with other natural flavors
>no artificial flavors
suuuuuuuure
