I thought Pirates of the Caribbean was Johnnys biggest hit.
HE HIT ME I DESERVE HIS MONEY.
Zingggg
JUST
>>70093248
what a whore
>>70093248
Chris Brown did better.
What does ADViD mean?
Does your retarded zinger need its own thread?
Nigga is dumb af
Now he'll have to pay her
Women must be heard.
laugh my ass off, OP
>>70093248
That looks more like a rash tbqh
>>70093248
>was considered sexiest man alive once
>married to a literal goddess
>still hits her
JUST
>>70093248
I've witnessed my dad beating my mum and the bruises he gave her were far, far worse. Her face was swollen for days. This is literally nothing and she will get millions for it. Fuck women.
>>70093298
short for advised im pretty sure
>>70093322
>must be heard
more like must bit hit and taught a fucking valuable lesson.
>>70093298
So she refused to press charges and then decided to go to the press and shame him any way instead of letting justice be served.
>>70093321
Meh he's worth half a billion. He can afford the 50 million to throw a few punches. Probably made him feel good too.
>>70093298
advised?
Am I the only one getting a Amy from "Gone Girl" vibe from Amber Heard? She's too perfect and she knows it, she can do anything because she can manipulate any male.
also McFUCKING KILL YOURSELF JANITOR
>>70093248
Stupid bitch probably had it coming. She probably provoked him enough so she can get all those delicious millions.
>>70093298
why is the officer posting on /a/ though?
>>70093322
>women must be heard, Amber Heard.
>>70093418
Because he's a fucking weeb.
Do you think Amber Heard sucked John's cock to star in The Ward?
Are there any shoops of a JUSTed up Johnny Depp yet?
>>70093248
>her hero, ayn rand, praised a man for raping and killing a young girl because it showed he was a strong man who exercised his will, unrestrained by society's rules
>cries about being slapped around a little
Protip:
If a woman runs to social media to show off her """injuries""", there's a good chance it's fake.
>>70093298
A
Domestic
Violence
Detective
>>70093389
Yes Johnny is literally Affleck in Gone Girl
i want to live inside of her heels
Give her all $400 million imho tbqh familia
>>70093298
they mispelled David
>>70093328
Thanks bro I know if I posted that on my Twitter get a ton of shit and hate messages
So why this keeps getting censored on 4chinz?
a former A++ actor and now the greatest decadent one, hitting his trophy actress wife, jail time is a possibility etc,
>>70093298
ADV'D
ADVISED
>>70093248
Pirate code, chat shit get hit
>Heard claims after he allegedly hit her he offered her money to stay quiet, but instead she filed for divorce first thing Monday morning.
>Amber says she has video of one of the beatings.
Damn I hope the video sees the light of day so I can jerk off to it.
>>70093364
I meant the divorce money
>>70093248
So does this mean the new Pirates of Caribbean is cancelled?
Good I didn't want another one anyway.
But fuck man... Depp is going to now be looked upon as the New Mel - an outcast from every major film.
Who knew his last film would be a sequel to Alice in Wonderland.
>>70093472
this
>>70093458
pretty sure that pic isn't social media
>>70093359
She didn't sell it to the media, tmz got her court papers
>>70093497
not enough money apparently
>>70093521
>New Mel
more like the new sean penn
Any further Pirates of the Caribbean movie are gonna get cancelled.
Johnny won't survive the scandal
What an asshole. I cant believe its 2016 and men still hit women. I hope she takes all the money from that monster
>>70093541
>not social media
You're one of those slow kids, huh?
>>70093248
All she said was She was in the mood to tuna tonight.
>>70093455
What man was that?
I only remember the weird part in Atlas Shrugged where seemingly the only reason the heroine wasn't raped was because she was an Ayn Rand character who WANTED the man to rape her.
>>70093359
can u read? she didn't sell the story to the media, she brought the evidence to court
>>70093516
Yeah the settlement was 50 mil
LIAR WHORE LIAR WHORE
>>70093570
i guess you didn't get it i was refering to the first appearance of the heard pic, but everything is fine
>>70093528
>sleeping with Zach Snyder
>>70093248
What an idiot, everyone know that you should hit your bitches with the back of your hand to avoid leaving a mark.
>>70093528
wtf I hate women now
There's only one thing the patriarchy can do to make this right.
Say hello to Bond, Jane Bond.
>tfw you know she's a pretend lesbian gold digging whore but you would still be her footslave all day
why am I such a faggot /tv/?
>>70093248
He has been absolutely played by a real-life succubus. That Blind Item about her was right. She's planned all of this from the start and now she's going to take him for everything.
>>70093559
Good, you either die a male sex symbol or live live long enough to see yourself become the cuckold
I'm not really surprised? Depp seems like a very troubled individual.
>>70093581
Then whycome all the police document and the picture of her beaten face is all over tmz?
>>70093570
he means Heard's picture idiot, it was pulled out in court
she doesn't have any public social media
>>70093453
>>70093458
That lying cunt was also the great artist that bought us this
It's amazing that so many faggots bought into her bullshit
A man randomly jumped out of his car , yelled a political endorsement punched a girl in the face, she didn't blackout/bleed/get a concussion or have MASSIVE swelling on her face.
>>70093664
this is why you don't pull out your wisdom teeth, kids
>>70093564
Reddit: the post
He said slap Johnny not hit
Holy shit. My jaw actually dropped when I read this.
I am shocked. I hope she's somewhere safe because a restraining order isn't worth the paper it's written on most times.
As for johnny, if this is true (and I see no reason it's not from those pics) fuck you forever dude. You worthless piece of shit.
>>70093577
william hickman. she wrote about it in her diary.
>Rand wrote great stretches of praise for him, saying he represented “the amazing picture of a man with no regard whatsoever for all that a society holds sacred, and with a consciousness all his own. A man who really stands alone, in action and in soul. . . . Other people do not exist for him, and he does not see why they should.” She called him “a brilliant, unusual, exceptional boy,” shimmering with “immense, explicit egotism.”
>>70093664
what the fuck has happened to mickey rourke?
>>70093528
Who will star in the inevitable movie adaptation?
>>70093248
Wow it's fucking nothing. She needs to hire better makeup people.
>>70093686
why? i am gonna have mine pulled out soon
>>70093704
sup reddit
>>70093389
>she can do anything because she can manipulate any male.
Only pussy whipped betas like Johnny Depp.
I wouldn't even look twice if she tried to seduce me.
>>70093704
>>70093704
>2016
>going to livejournal
Depp better pray he has his security guards around him 24/7. He crossed the line, and will pay if he crosses me.
>>70093248
I tripped the other day and hit my face. It was a minor injury, I didn't feel any pain afterwards and it looked way worse than that.
If it was a ceaseless thing, if Jack Sparrow was constantly hitting her and it wasn't just a weak ass backhanded slap after an outburst she would have better footage to prove it.
>>70093704
Is that comment from twitter/facebook/reddit or are you baiting?
So this is how it feels to have a problematic fave.
>believing her
>not yet realising that Amber Heard is a total psychopath.
>>70093714
>Who will star in the inevitable movie adaptation?
Idris Elba and Lupita Nyong
>>70093248
good actress
>>70093736
ruins your jawline
>>70093489
White celebs don't go to jail for domestic violence.
Fuck this mean's they are cancelling Pirates and will have to cast someone else for invincible man right?
fuck :(
>>70093635
nothing wrong with footslaving fampie
>>70093747
>actually biting it
sup neo/tv/
>>70093616
Damn you seem like an expert. Do you have more tips? In case I get a gf someday and need to beat her. I've been on 4chan long enough to be redpilled and I know it's a necessity to keep women in check.
I hope she becomes a lesbian again
>>70093248
As a man that's been hit in the face a dozen times that doesn't even look like a punch.
Probably self inflicted
>>70093248
Shades of Stoya all over.
>>70093811
>actually biting it
sup reddit
What did he mean by this?
>>70093806
The Invisible Man is a wife-beater, though.
I think. Might be mis-remembering how crazy he became.
>>70093483
>having a Twitter
Fuck off Normie
>smacked her face with an Iphone
Depp you madman
>>70093736
It gets bigger when you pull on it.
>>70093835
very hard try anon
>>70093819
I hope he becomes a homosexual again
>>70093818
Remember, if they give you lip, beat them with a sack of sweet Valencia oranges. It shows 'em who's boss and doesn't leave a mark!
>>70093760
ok lol
>>70093791
>>70093769
>>70093856
>>70093850
>>70093829
Tell me again how /tv/ isn't full of MRAs
>>70093472
I agree. Id much rather a 10/10 goddess gets all his money than his fat old ass keeping it. She deserves to spend the rest of her life being spoiled and having unlimited money to spend. i mean, just LOOK at her
I'm interested in seeing how the Alice PR tour handles this. It's not like Johnny can hide out at the moment. I hope people ask him about this.
>>70093544
>>70093581
That's not court photograph, numbnuts. Why the hell would a court take a picture of something they already have on record? She took that picture herself and passed it to the press to strongarm Depp into a settlement
what the hell, why would you hit her?
>>70093248
Johnny doesn't drink
>>70093747
Takes one to know one my redditor friend. ;)
>you now remember the Amber Heard nudes and Tonto sign
Depp couldn't even keep a chick hungry for his dick in line without smacking her.
Top kek
>>70093856
what?
>tfw i can actually see the edge of the phone there
>>70093857
>It gets bigger when you pull on it.
What did he mean by this?
>>70093879
Dude I was just talking about The Invisible Man.
Explains why she filed after the death of his mother. Hope Johnny gets his shit together
>>70093350
MGTOW
>>70093881
I know you're having a laugh but you still triggered me.
>>70093904
She wants his money, not his penis. It's funny how many people saw this coming, and now here we are. She moves fast.
>>70093926
Doesn't matter, die cis MRA
This is gonna be one of those nasty shitslinging contest of divorces, man it can get ugly sometimes.
>implying Noni isn't behind all of it
You goys, I mean guys are so easily tricked
Why didn't she press charges?
desu even if she's a manipulative bitch, i'd still smash because she's hot as and she's got great feet.
>>70093893
"You are lying I never hit you. YOU ARE TEARING ME APART AMBER!"
>>70093879
>point out the madman actually broke a cellphone in her face
>MRA!!!
what the fuck sonny
Good ol Johnny. Show em how it's done.
This is what you get for being a fucking gold-digging whore.
>>70093879
I could care less lad but it doesn't look like a punch to the face at all, she probably hit her own eye a dozen times. A normal punch just leaves one small mark where it made contact and the following day it becomes a black eye
t. One of those guys that gets drunk and picks fights
>>70093893
lol
>>70093879
(You)
>>70093958
>trying to understand the mind of a twisted psychotic women
You can't and you never will. Gone Girl did a great job and showing how insane they are
do you think amber would appreciate me worshipping her feet?
At first I was skeptical, but now I'm remembering how Vanessa Paradis used to talk about his quick temper in interviews and Kate Moss did as well...damn
>>70093882
that PR team has already abandoned that sunking ship
>>70093984
>t. One of those guys that gets drunk and picks fights
A faggot?
EqualityEqualityEqualityEqualityEqualityEquality.
Why do women never understand that sometimes you're going to get hit if you're being an asshole. You want to be treated the same as men (except of course when it comes to paying for anything, cooking, cleaning, and everything else), so expect to take a fucking beating sometimes.
>>70093873
Wow, you're such a boss. I bet you have bedded countless women. I too hope I will bed my first woman and many more to come.
>>70093944
She won't get much money considering how short their marriage is and how she has a major DC movie role lined up.
She should've used the pics and videos as blackmail without revealing them, now that everyone knows, Depp has no reason to pay to shut her up
daamn that's so cool i wish my dad beat my mom like that if he did he would be my hero
>>70094017
They only care about the money. The first one was horrible but it made a shit load based on the name alone.
>>70094018
Yeah but I haven't drank in 6 months because I knew how stupid I was when I would. Sober now ladm8
>>70094032
Keep them oranges handy and you'll do just fine, anon :^)
>>70093949
why is she a 10/10 in every image?
THIS IS NOT ALLOWED
Make me proud, Johnny boy.
nigga should've stuck with Winona Ryder
>>70093955
Noni is an insatiable slut and Johnny's hohum pecker couldn't keep her satiated, so she left him and broke his heart. I'm not even memeing. It's all true.
>>70094057
Now this thread is going places lads
>>70094091
Pack of niggers audio with Johnny's voice when?
>>70093458
>me gusta
>"Johnny who?"
WHAT A COINCIDENCE.
How could their beautiful relationship fail.
>>70093463
how do we help him though?
>>70094014
Don't forget about how he destroyed a hotel room in the 90s.
>>70093881
And this, ladies an gentlemen, is the mentality that has stimulated human civilization into the state it is in today
this really puts those old winona/johnny stories into perspective. i remember the old blind item from the 90's talking about a famous actor who got trashed, destroyed a hotel room and "accidentally" shot his girlfriend in the stomach. supposedly they covered it up and he called a private doctor to treat the wound. plus that old tim burton quote about johnny saying that it was his fault that he and winona broke up
>>70093528
Why should I believe this?
>>70093879
It's a weak ass bruise. You can smell the her hyperbole from a mile away. That shit shouldn't be enough for a restraining order and millions in her pocket. The guy just lost his mother and the gold digging semen demon got him at his most vulnerable to seal the deal.
>>70094104
delete this
>>70094057
Johnny will be watching her movies over and over while filling up lost of piss jars
>>70093955
wow, she has those old lady spots on her tits now. what a shame
Johnny is a lying cheating strung out drunken 'depressed' hack whose daughter is taking after him
Amber is a coked out lesbian producer-hooker and lying bitch
They are Hollywood the couple
They deserve each other
>>70094111
I heard when he gets mad he slips into HST's voice
>>70094014
>>70094130
And how he was such buddies with Hunter S Thompson and wasn't fazed by the sudden shifts in temperament and behaviour that unnerved everyone else.
>>70094057
A being of pure sexual energy.
The most basic and raw form of elemental life, it exists to bring men unfathomable sexual pleasure in exchange for resources.
>>70093833
What happened with Dean anyway? Did he clear his name?
>>70094021
>implying he actually inflicted that tiny bruise
There have been several stories predicting that Amber Heard was going to use Depp, raise her profile and initiate a spectacular divorce.
>>70094186
Fucking kill yourself.
>>70094102
She's also out of her fucking mind. Going on shipping binges, plastic surgery addict, shoplifting, being abusive toward her housekeeping staff.
>>70094193
No, the seeds had been planted.
>>70094109
check the webm thread
>>70094017
>sunking
>>70093748
t. faggot
>>70093248
>hitting a qt like amber
WTF i hate depp now
amber heard may be a goddess but no one ever said a goddess can't be cruel.
>>70094203
t. gay
>>70094128
He'll be fine.
If it's anything like the ending of Gone Girl - they will sort things out.
After all she didn't go to the police about it so hmm.
She knows this lie will damage his entire career so that is her getting fun out of it (as you know women love to watch other men suffer).
And Amber's supposed to be playing Mera, Queen of Atlantis? She can't even take a hit from a pirate.
Can't wait for the video and then all the SJW's going apeshit to get him put in jail.
>>70094246
she did go to the police though i don't know why people are saying otherwise
>>70093984
>t. One of those guys that gets drunk and picks fights
You madman, m8. DAMAGED
>Johnny hitting Amber
>not letting her hit him
Is Johnny gay?
>>70094238
God killed billions of people in the Bible so yeah a Goddess damaging a guy's career isn't that far off
>I bet Johnny wants to hate fugg her
You fucking plebs.
If you want to see her -https://vimeo.com/108153873
Thank me later
JOHNNY DEPP IS RIGHT HANDED
>>70094275
Because they're faggots talking about a subject they've only read one line about.
http://www.xvideos.com/video12657831/amber_heard_amazingly_cute_body_tease-_hornyz.com
Thanks me later
>>70094013
I always have loved how upset feminists get about this movie
>>70093984
because it wasn't a punch HE THREW A FUCKING IPHONE AT HER FACE
>>70093936
The only answer. Why the hell did Johnny Depp get married!? He should have expected this.
>>70093248
You can barely see any discoloration. Either she's bullshitting or it happened days before she took the photo.
>>70094142
So he went from a guy that shot stomachs to a dude that can barely do any damage using a iphone? This is the true tragedy here.
>>70094302
Back hand brah, he keeps his pimp hand STRONK
>>70094275
Yeah but she refused to press charges against him....
>>70094302
Oh shit I think you're on to something
>>70094309
>read headline
>make up the rest of the story in your head
>talk about it like its fact
i swear this place is like 95 % karl pilkington copies
>>70093528
Yeah, the ones that are more than 3 sentences and read like shitty porn scripts are all totally true.
>>70094295
>>70094318
WEW LAD
>>70093389
>>70093463
>>70094013
>>70094128
It's happening.
>>70093677
>That lying cunt was also the great artist that bought us this
Is that sarcastic? Because that's pretty great.
>>70094295
what a shitty actress, couldnt make it even convincing
>>70093248
that honestly just looks like skin irritation. like she slept on her face too long or scratched too long
>>70094343
Even if it happened a day or 2 days before, it would be swollen and purple as fuck if he hit with any force. I know from experience
>>70094394
Is he going to eat Amber?
>>70094422
He's going to have to eat himself. Twill be brutal.
>>70094420
Man, what an "artist". Has this guy ever been good in a film?
>>70094128
>>70094353
How can he backhand a Iphone in her face?
>>70094128
Damn that a good one.
I'm watching through the looking glass to show my support for johnny. bitch played him. he was the best of us.
>>70094469
What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
Edward Scissorhands
Benny & June
Platoon
>>70094422
>>70094456
>>70094142
Supposedly the breakup was mutual, but Noni had all kinds of anxiety around that time, being a super famous 20 something apparently wasn't easy for her and being with Johnny she was a constant target for exactly this kind of gossip, amplified by the fact that they were both arguably at the height of their careers. She's talked about it more recently now that she's just a weird (perfect) mature lady with a rando bf. Johnny was a lot more crushed according to Tim Burton...
>“The split in 1993 was during the filming of Ed Wood and there were days he would come crying, I felt so bad. I asked him why it happened but all he said was, ‘It wasn’t her fault, it was mine.’ And when he met Kate in January of 94, it wasn’t the same as Winona. I felt weird to be around him like he wasn’t acting like Johnny anymore. It’s almost like Winona took Johnny’s soul, Johnny’s love.”
- Tim Burton
Either way I almost feel bad for Johnny but not really.
She seems a little nutty to be honest.
>>70094456
>Twill
>>70094469
>>70093248
I never really liked that slut. Fuck her
Welp, it's over for Johnny boy now. The feminist and liberal media will do to him what they did to Mel because if you don't believe her it's "muh victim blaming." He had a good run.
>>70094477
Tape.
>>70094557
that's right man
at least he banged the shit out of her lol
>>70093332
>implying he even hit her
>>70094606
i did not hit her
>>70094583
so she really is a semen demon
>>70093359
>I don't know how the court system works
>>70094557
Hollywood Jews (who worship money) are not Marxist Jews (who want to tear apart western civilzation) are not Zionist Jews (who are sand barbarians).
Johnny Depp is worth money that Amber Heard 100 times over, and there's no real evidence, and she's not taking it to court.
>>70093528
Literally Gone Girl.
>>70093332
Such is the folly of man. Cursed to never be happy with whatever he has.
>>70094473
Shame these two never became friends.
why is /tv/ so pro-male?
it can't be the newfags so eager to fit in can it?
>>70093248
Doesn't even look swollen. Bet it's just makeup.
>>70094578
A lot of work for a weak strike.
Depp's been on a press tour though... this is fishy
>>70093248
she was absolutely just in it for the money, 15 months married to someone and now shes set for life
>>70094583
Reminds me of this.
>>70094583
She is a succubus, we warned him but he refused to browse the television & film board on 4chan.
>>70094291
>billions
There weren't even that many humans back then retard. Yahweh's kill count would be 100,000 at the most.
>>70093248
More like Johnny Debt
>>70093248
Isn't Johnny Depp 65 or something? what does she see in him? it can't be the money only, does she have a daddy complex
>>70094203
go to heck you friggin dumb idiot
>>70093686
>dealing with the pain of wisdom teeth as they fuck your jaw up
>>70094671
If she had some sick bruise, even a self inflicted one I'd be more inclined to believe her claims. As it is it just looks like a lot of noise for nothing. The timing of the divorce doesn't help it either.
Did he hit her with a book, or what? That's a very straight line down the side of her face
>>70094719
>it can't be the money only
why do you say that?
>>70094295
She looks and acts like a woman who is absolute shit in bed because she thinks being good looking is enough. I guarantee you she just lies there like a goddamn starfish, doing absolutely nothing, maybe once a minute saying something like "yeah, baby..." if she's feeling especially generous.
I bet Winona fucks like a Tasmanian devil in heat, tho. She has just the right amount of insanity and insecurity to do all those nassssty things that other women are either too afraid or grossed out to doyes, I totally had sex before
