It's got a lower score than fucking Batman vs Superman.
This means it is an even superior example of kinography, r-right guys?
>>70086502
Look at dis doode
Everyone else hates it, that means we are obligated to praise it. The rest of the world tells us whether we should enjoy something or not
>NO ONE BEATS MARVEL
>>70086502
Blizzshills are the worst
It's v not vs
>>70086502
>blizzshits actually think they can go against Marvel
>>70086605
This. It is vidyakino now
>I-i-it's only 16 reviews
>T-t-the score will rise, guys
>Critics are a bunch of nobodies, right?
>>70086605
That's not how kino works idiot
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
BLIZZARD IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST VIDEO GAME COMPANIES OUT THERE
WOW HAS MILLIONS OF PLAYERS
HEARTHSTONE IS THE MOST POPULAR TCG IN EXISTENCE
STAR CRAFT 2 IS THE GREATEST RTS EVER MADE
DIABLO 3 IS THE GREATEST ARPG EVER MADE
OVERWATCH, AND HEROES OF THE STORM ARE TWO AMAZING GAMES
HOW COULD THE WARCRAFT MOVIE GET SUCH SHIT REVIEWS? HOW? STOP FUCKING RESISTING US, YOU MOVIE NERDS. ACCEPT US FOR THE GREATNESS THAT WE ARE
>>70086502
The studio fucked the film. Read the reviews, even audience reviews says the film is too short and rushed and felt that key scenes were cut out. It's fucking BvS all over again. Why do studios keep getting away with this? Hopefully the director's cut fixes it.
>>70086780
these will literally never get old
it will be the first mutli-generational meme
>>70086780
they should make a gif of the scene where durotan is looking at baby thrall, and as it cuts to the baby, it's chris evans laughing
![blade_runner_background1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7PGHdaM.jpg "blade_runner_background1[1].jpg")
>established kino instructor
>trainwreck of a release that's too short and retardedly edited
>is gonna get a directors cut that fixes everything
Ten years from now Warcraft is gonna be a cult classic. Twenty years it'll be considred one of the greatest movies of all times
>BvS gets early rave response during early screenings
>gets pannned
>Warcraft gets early rave responses during early screenings
>gets panned
>>70086502
Look I'm sure the movie is not great but a 2.5 out of 10?
>>70086780
Could someone replace Henry face by Metzen and Scans face by laughing Gandalf from Fellowship of the Fing (when he meets with Frodo)?
>>70087066
BvS got fucked in the editing process
Warcraft got fucked in the editing process
>>70087066
This
the reviews are bought out by marvel
>>70087248
If this isn't bait you're a retard.
>>70087066
Basically every movie in the last decade or so has gotten "standing ovations" during early screenings.
I'm not sure why anyone that that means jack-shit anymore.
>>70086850
that's exactly how ''kino'' works, you cretin. kinohood is determined by whether the majority likes it or not. in making up his mind, the true patrician is completely beholden to the opinion of the majority.
>>70087066
They're both complete garbage.
As a former WOW player, I enjoyed the film a lot, I suggest you wait for the release to form your opinion.
>>70086502
no quips
video game movie is bad because super mario brost
no quips
too dark no quips
not capeshit
not LOTR
not GOT
video game movie
we dont get it
racist
anti immigration propaganda
cis white males invaded by evil monsters
white guilt
no quips
i did read most of the reviews and they are compete garbage, read some decent ones and you can see that the film looks amazing, that it sticks to the material and does it justice and even tho its not as good as LOTR and it could have been better its enjoyable and deserves 7/10 at least
also those stats, cut the 10/10 and 1/10 and you can see its pretty much 7/10 too
>>70087325
Ghostbusters just had early screenings and is getting panned
>>70087514
not even a meme
>>70086516
DAT BOI WADDUP
>>70087686
i really wonder if movies will get critically panned for not being like avengers or guardians of the galaxy, wide as a puddle, deep as a puddle with jokes to string nonsense along and make people happy
if LOTR came out today i think it would get the same NO QUIPS and too dark blabla treatment
think about it, all white male and perfect white females, only time a POC comes in are those totally not african evil men who want to conquer the land of CIS white males in the name of evil
critics follow internet trends
the more shit there is the worse they get
I am happy that it ended up being shit. I hate Blizzard and Warcraft.
>shitty looking movie gets panned
>every fanboy faggot and shill cries "CRITICS ONLY LIKE MARVEL MOVIES!"
Christ, the BvS drama did some serious damage to this board. There's no logical reason to think "Marvel bias" is the reason Warcraft is getting panned but that won't stop you faggots from whining. Go start a prayer circle on reddit.
>>70087514
should've added some fart jokes for the disney/marvel audience
>>70087514
>>70087860
>>70088182
Oh fuck off, Warcraft shit is every bit as retarded as capeshit. Stop being such stupid manchildren.
>>70088229
im just commenting on the critics but this shit is getting pretty stupid because no serious movie can get through the no quips or social crap
im not saying the movie is great but im saying those reviews are crap
>>70087376
nope
you're describing contrarianism blizzshill
the difference is too subtle for you to comprehend
>>70086502
no, anon. the lower the score, the more kino it is.
>>70088305
>no serious movie can get through the no quips or social crap
>>70086502
yes, if you actually read the reviews its pretty much
>muh lotr
>muh fantasy
>DUDE GAMERS ARE LOSERS LMAO
why do they even call them critics anymore? They're clickbait article writers and nothing more
>>70088407
>that desperation to avoid using the real name of the movie because it's so shit and they can't undo it
always a good laff
>>70088407
be honest, the only reason that movie was praised is because we saw tom cruise die like 50 times in it
>>70086922
WB is a directors studio, brah.
>>70087860
LotR had a fair number of jokes, like most action movies. but it was also capable of getting the audience to take it seriously, which is why it didn't need to be full of quips all the time.
the reason most people want capeshit movies to be quippy is not because they hate serious movies, but because they can't take superheroes seriously. likewise, people don't take warcraft seriously and the movie doesn't overcome that hurdle. people are happy to enjoy a silly movie if it's full of entertaining stuff, but a silly movie that takes itself seriously will just fall flat on its face.
>>70088305
Then explain Nolan's success. Inception and The Dark Knight Rises had barely any humor but both films received outstanding critical acclaim.
>>70088445
>>muh lotr
>>muh fantasy
>Hurr it's gonna be LotR-killer durr white old man BTFO
>REEEEE! why everyone comprare it with LotR and other fantasy!
>>70087221
Lel.
>>70088523
>autism the post
>>70086780
Hahaha what the fuck
>>70087052
Things don't work this way anymore.
RIP IN PEACE World of Warcraft
>>70086841
To be fair, critics are a bunch of nobodies who hate on all videogame movies. There's a real stigma against videogames and they're not ready for videogame movies yet.
That said, Warcraft movie is probably shit.
>>70088407
well fuck i actually thought it would be rated as 6/10 or maybe a 7 but i liked it
>>70088521
true but every other post nolan movie like that was also panned like shit
>>70087443
>As a former WOW player
Stopped reading there.
>>70088544
And that's how elves looks in white writing.
>>70088482
Nice.
>>70087692
Fuck off with this tumblr meme
>>70088482
I loved that little scream he lets out when he gets run over by a truck.
>>70088631
I thought it was a Nigger Twitter/ Ifunny meme
>>70088637
lol that's the best part
Everyone I know that has seen it has said that it's good, but it isn't perfect.
>>70088482
>be honest, the only reason that movie was praised is because we saw tom cruise die like 50 times in it
>we
Nah
>>70088699
hi tom cruise
>>70088512
You are so wrong. You just don't get it. Movies are not easy to make and are even harder to get right. Marvel is doing both, thanks in most part to Feige. They have the passion, the wit, the heart, the serious undertones, the respect for the source material, the characters (and I mean personalities here, DC boyz, not the color of their costumes). The big secret is right in front of you.
>>70088730
>they have the passion, the wit, the heart, the serious undertones, the respect for the source material, the characters
>>70088661
Literally the only woman he got me to fap to a trap and I'm as straight as a pole
>>70088850
is that a dude!? holy shit.
If RT hates it then it must be good
>>70088661
Source?
>>70088850
>>70088970
That is my wife, if any of you cretins even think about her I will absolutely heem you into yesterday!
>>70088356
jesus christ you're retarded. fucking get cancer.
>>70089021
sarina valentina, literally the most beautiful woman on earth
![fassbenderheader[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YRRBVpg.jpg "fassbenderheader[1].jpg")
Don't worry, I'm here to save vidyakino
Can't wait to read Armond White's positive review of this.
>>70089032
bad news anon, I have about 13GB of her videos and probably fapped to her over 10 thousand times
>>70089430
Well I know who's harddrive I'm stealing
>>70086502
This is what happens when Blizzard can't pay/pressure reviewers like they do for games.
>>70089493
It's actually about ethics in film journalism.
Kinoman's review
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC-8ghk9ojk
>>70089292
It can't beat star wars it will do poorly
>>70089570
/thread
>>70088850
>woman
>>70089032
>>70089430
>her
>>70089520
Haha, yes, ethics in Film Journalism(a subsidiary of Disney), good one m8.
>>70090096
>being a homosexual faggot
you disgust me
>>70086502
post yfw this is what you expected all along
reminder that it was written by none other than chris metzen
>>70090503
You're the homosexual.
>>70089430
*heems you*
>>70090558
>>70090558
>>70090559
WELCOME TO MY REALM OF TERRRRROOOOAR
>>70086502
people already have game of thrones and LOTR, arent they fucking tired of fantasy movies?
Plebian American critics not understanding kino when they see it, wanting a big summer flick but getting kino instead, nothing to see here, this is literally the film of the year but it's intellect and philosophy goes beyond the reach of plebs who will never understand kino.
>>70087422
I cannot fathom how people can consider BvS and Warcraft as "complete garbage" but not Captain America Civil War
It's poorly written, acted, and shot. The story is forgettable. The action is shit made for 10 year olds that play with action figures. Critics are pathetic cucks
>>70086502
>>70091208
The way I see it is this, muh nerd culture is cool and geeks are sexy! Ohh Captain America is sexy and Star Wars is cool! You know what I'm talking about right, that thing when nerd culture is "cool" but really, it's fucking nothing because nerd culture is pop culture and pop culture is Star Wars and super heroes, nerd culture is still for outsiders who like stuff like Warcraft or Warhammer.
>>70086502
"And yet there is an undeniable zeal to be found in Warcraft, a refreshing sincerity for old-fashioned fantasy conceits. Duncan Jones’s film defies ironic detachment. Those looking for cheap thrills and camp value will be severely disappointed..."
Pretty much what I thought. A fun fantasy flick like Willow or Dragonslayer that pisses off edgy le so ironic internet film critics. I can't wait to have fun watching this.
>>70091163
The fact you keep using the word kino as if it makes a valid argument certainly puts you at a particular intellectually level too.
>>70091208
Because Marvel fans are by and large douchebags who can only enjoy things ironically. Movies like BvS or Warcraft that try for something sincere usually end up getting shit on by pretentious posers who just want to be part of the hip crowd.
>>70091365
Really how are Marvelfags any better than retarded Michael Bay fans at this point?
>>70086502
Good. Vidya shit is dead. We were almost at the point where every flick was going to be star wars shit, capeshit, vidyashit, or disney cartoon: live action. At least this ensures were are safe for like 1 month a year.
>>70087860
>>70088305
>if LOTR came out today i think it would get the same NO QUIPS and too dark blabla treatment
Oh my goodness are you people for real?
>>70086502
>trusting Rotten Cuckmatoes
Could this be true regarding this movie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSonz-GfgHs
>>70090496
The funny thing is that RT is owned by Warner.
>>70091713
>another person who doesn't know how RT works and tries to discredit it becuase it disagrees with him
Those 94% of reviews could have called the movie a 6/10. Think about it.
>>70091735
It is only true when the flick in question goes against CURRENT YEAR values. Like BvS has some fascist undertones so it is lower. While Zootopia is a liberal propaganda piece so it is near perfect on RT.
>>70091820
Sorry but RT considers Thor 2 watchable. It is a broken system.
>>70091713
Spy was good though.
>BUH IT WAS MELISSA FTNAHCAUHR
Wahh
>>70086502
if you seriously look at the trailers and believe it's going to be a good movie you should probably end your life.i'm going to go see it in 3d because i saw the trailer in 3d and it looked mind blowing.
>>70088229
>Complains of somebody being juvenile
>Has to call people names like a five year old.
Hi hypocritical douchebag.
>>70092018
Keep crying, manchild. Warcraft has always been third rate fantasy trash.
>>70091959
>Trailers are always exact representations of the quality of a film.
Is there some reason this movie is making the marveldrones so angry?
>>70092167
It's not that bad.
>>70092167
The only person who seems to be crying and causing a scene here is yourself. Are you really this mad that a movie that hasn't been released yet might be better than critics say?
Literally all the reviews say:
>it's a video game film, into the trash it goes"
>DUDE ORCS, LMAO
>not enough quips
I would take the critics opinions with a pinch of salt since they really didn't give a shit either way.
INSIDEBLOWJOB
>>70092305
>movie was clearly a cash-in for getting more subscribers in WoW
>I-I-IT'S A L-LOVE LETTER FROM THE DEVS TO THE F-FANS!
who are you kidding, faggot?
>>70086502
Extreme kaijukino coming through. It's even directed by a German for that extra KINO reassurance.
>>70092305
>>not enough quips
Its always been a bad thing when bad movies take themselves completely and totally seriously.
>>70087066
This is because early screenings are seen by diehard fanboys who pay extra and pull strings to get in.
