>2016
>not living deliciously
>>70082905
>2016
>creating a new thread just cause you know you're gonna get replies
Feeling a lil lonely anon?
>>70083019
>being this fucking mad
Youre literally seething with rage
>>70083019
(you)
nah, I just like Black Phillip as a meme
>>70083019
He's a shill, m8
>>70082905
>2016
>still not realizing>tfw there was no literal witch
>the witch was Thomasin's other persona
>she suffers from multiple personality disorder in a time when men and woman feared everything, and the devil was literally around the corner
>the entire farm was riddled with ergot fungus, which causes hallucinations in people who eat it
>evidenced by the rotten corn, and bread they ate on the farm
>tfw the people only died after Thomasin's perceptions were removed, when her witch persona took over
>she killed the baby, left her brother to die, killed the twins, killed her father, and lashed out at her mother
>tfw she sodomized a goat
>tfw there was no witch's coven in the end, it was just her going out into the wilderness and having her insanity take over
>>70083061
was Thomasin an ayylmao?
>>70083061
That is one interpretation. It could also just be a 'folk tale'. I believe that the director left it open on purpose.
>>70083061
lies
this meme would be fun if only the movie wasn't so shit
>>70083227
I felt the movie was disappointingly boring, despite being rather beautiful, but the Black Phillip stuff is good, especially the last scene with his voice and quotes
>>70083227
>where are the jumscares am i rite xDDD
>>70083061
>a new-england folktale
we've seen that 'it's all a metaphor' a million times. let it be paranormal for once, you fucking pretentious cunts.
>>70083227
>gonna watch paranormal activity 9. brb dudes!1!
Any other recent horror movies worth watching?
>>70083061
>movie plays it completely straight
>faggots tie themselves in knows coming up with retarded theories
I hate life the world and everything in it
>>70083061
pedantic fuck.
>>70083188
oh just found out she's an Aries. would have guessed. Aries' often have very youthful looks. she definitely doesn't look 20
>>70083061
Not this fucking guy again....Just give it a rest with your shitty theory already
such a boring movie
>>70083480
>ha! I said something contrarian! wow, me
would live deliciously with desu
>there are people that care about plot in a movie with a literal goddess
>>70083385
>>70083061
you're a fucking retard who spends too much time in front of your screen
>>70083491
>look at me, i'm taking the bait!
>>70083491
don't throw your internet buzz words at me, it legitimately was boring
>literally
Thomasin, I'm GOAT
>>70083611
fucking kek.
>>70083503
she's a literal semon demon
and yet the garbage here just post ugly white trash girls all day
most people can't handle aesthetic girls
>>70083611
okay, now this meme has potential
>>70083611
if I take those horns off will you die?
>>70083827
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY DELICIOUS
I mean, damn
>>70083878
You're a big goat
>>70084065
FOR EWE
>>70084119
WHAT'S NEXT IN YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>>70083257
>despite being rather beautiful,
yes it was pretty to look at, shame about all those couldn't give a fuck chars
>>70084286
I'm glad to see people approaching horror in a way that finally leaves behind jumpscares and a lot of other recent approaches to horror that were crippling it, and going back to atmosphere
now if only someone will do it effectively. I feel this atmospheric approach is more fashionable now; jumpscare horror reflected a sensibility that is out of fashion at this point - it was so nu-metal/mallgoth/edgy. those days are over.
>>70083452
can confirm that
>>70084217
CRASHING THIS FARM
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>70083122
Yes.
Aliens are demons and vice versa.
Just like in Signs.
It's pottery.
>>70083537
>>70083061
this is the stupidest shit
>>70083061
Witch Defence Force please leave and take your satanic sabbaths with you or I'll be forced to purify you in flame.
It was a black and white witch story.
>>70085211
only retarded christians believe this
>>70083510
A lot closer to the truth than many realize.
>>70083503
His sexual repression made him lust after his sister. No wonder the parents wanted her gone.
>>70083061
>Folk-tale
IT WAS ALL A ILLUSION LOL ZOMG DIDNT YOU NOTICE PLEBBSSS! rEDDIT MADE ME SMART
>>70085235
Only witches and satanists say this.
>NEVER EVER
>>70085194
what the actual fuck?
>>70085274
eh he'd lust after her repression or no repression
>>70085353
>people still being surprised by that webm
>still can't find the source on their own
seriously?
>>70083061
Yeah man we honestly didn't see Lucifer become a goat and warp an isolated puritan family. We totally didn't see an old witch turning a baby into paste to rejuvenate herself, we certainly didn't see a coven of wild witches dancing around the fire with the bubbling bodies of the dead kids enabling them to fly as Lucifer himself watches on. We totally didn't see flying women prowling the sky.
We totally didn't see the descent of a naive young girl fall into Lucifer's control.
>this random theory on a clear cut story.
Black Phillip pls go.
>>70085413
SEriouSLY??
>>70083061
hol-ee shieeeet, nice job rustling up the autists
>>70085373
True. Happened to me during puberty aswell but I grew out of it.
I think its natural as long as you control yourself.
The movie is about a family who moves too close to a coven of witches and is systematically dismantled by their own sins and the powers of the witch. And the daughter joins the witches in the end because she hates her family and the devil is p. cool.
>>70085194
When_monarch_programming_malfunctions.webm
>>70085494
yeah I think it's the norm during puberty
and yeah it's not like people act on it so who cares
u dallyin??
>>70085302
Not him, but the director did go out and say you can interpret the movie either way. He did put in that fungus in the movie for that very reason.
>>70085080
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING
I'm in "charge" here
get it? HYUK HYUK
>>70085797
>charge
HAH!!!
>>70085768
i.. umm... butter churns or somthing
>>70083452
>horoscope shit
Nigga you can't be serious
>>70085844
dude, it's true. all of it.
start looking into the signs of yourself and everyone you know. it's uncanny.
reality is actually weird and magical. it's not fedora shit at all.
>>70085768
look at that qtpie. has no idea her brother is fantasizing about her. (or does she?)
>>70085964
>qtpie
bitch looks like a literal horse
>>70085984
if she looks like a horse then u look like an even uglier horse or something idk ur mean
>>70085984
she's perfect you peasant
best girls are always slightly odd. learn 2 aesthetic
>>70086084
I don't know, man. She's pretty, aesthetically pretty, but doesn't do it for me.
Of course that'll change if I actually meet her. I'd instantly fall for her.
>>70086084
ayy lmao
>>70086133
ayylmao girls are often the best, if you haven't noticed
>>70085914
if reality is magical and all then why the fuck does the cock extension spells i cast not work, huh!?
>>70086343
>he doesn't know how to properly cast a cock extension spell
>he's a microdickfag
>>70086894
EXPELICIARMUS!!!!
>>70085964
She catches him looking, smiles, then fondles him. What do you think?
>>70083611
>who are they?
>you don't get to bring family members
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>>70088290
>sign in to your google account to fill out this form
nice try FBI
>>70088346
>tfw i didnt realise you needed be signed in but i was when i signed it and now the fbi will come sodomise me
fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>70083611
BIG
>>70083061
i was wondering where you went senpai. I miss you.
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