I'm starving ! We ain't eating nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days
>How do fix this like a good Uruk leader you are ?
Meats back on da menu boys.
>find some ents and elves and smash them to pieces as all do-gooders deserve
>smash and grind the ents' disgusting bodies to pulp
>filter the ent pulp through a mesh screen
>run it through heated rollers and let it dry
>dip a small dagger into the stored blood of the elves
>author a menu based on clever and tasty combinations of available ingredients
>>70077716
>The hobbits aren't on the menu
>>70077565
damn this is hot
>>70077565
where's the dick?
>>70077388
>meanwhile Sauron is sitting in his fancy tower
>>70077565
Wrong pic.
>>70077388
yeees
>>70077565
Sauce me faggot
Bread goes maggoty for 3 stinking days ?
