>Depp and Heard are getting a divorce
SHE ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
>>70075289
Thats what u get for deciding to marry a women before fapping first and coming to ur sences
>>70075289
>Johnny Debt
JUST
FUCK
>>70075289
It's reported that she could net $50,000,000 in the settlement. No shit, just saw it on BBC breakfast. That's crazy, man.
This succubus is trying to JUST depp
>days after Depp's mom dies
fucking cunt
![1075368-thumb-300xauto-929254[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3GIU37g.jpg "1075368-thumb-300xauto-929254[1].jpg")
BASED BARNABY HAS THE LAST LAUGH
HOW YOU LIKE THEM TOMATOES NOW, JOHNNY?
>>70075633
>BBC breakfast
sounds like a good time lmao
>still falling for the vaginal jew
>2016
I mean, holy fuck. 2016, get it? There have been literally millions of generations of men that have been thoroughly fucked forever by women. Its documented in history, literature, philosophy, colloquial sayings, jokes and common sense.
Why successful men still fall for it?
>>70075747
Because they can afford it.
>Johnny Deep in debt
FUCK
>>70075809
afford what? being dragged through a time, and money consuming and soul sucking process like a divorce trial? all to be left with your hands empty?
He's worth half a billion. It'd be pretty hard for him to go into debt.
>>70075289
No prenup, lol.
>>70075854
He's Johnny Depp. The reason why he's getting divorced is probably because his hands weren't empty and I doubt his hands are going to be empty for long. He's probably sniffing coke from some twenty year old butt at the moment. I feel so sorry for him.
>>70075862
He doesn't have that in the bank. When people do these estimates (Which are often wildly exaggerated) off how much people are worth they include all the stuff they have tied up in property and other assets.
>>70075633
>LouisCK.jpg
>>70075743
>>70075887
doesn't matter, judges throw those out all the time because they deem them "unfair"
>>70075745
retarded but i still laughed u fuck
I heard somewhere that they signed a pre-nup. Also they were not married for very long, only something like 18 months.
Here is hoping the woman gets nothing.
