>Used to love Ace Ventura as a kid
>Watch it now
>It's about a guy turning down/trying to arrest a QT trap GF
Wow. What a dumbass.
JUST
>>70072616
I'd put her dick In my dick tbqhwyf
>>70073581
It's nice to see tumblr finally drawing itself accurately
>>70073581
Even disregarding all the shit she's complaining about. You have to admit the 90s sucked.
>internet was barely a thing
>porn was mostly in paper form
>VHS porn was fucking shit quality
>had to fucking rent VHS movies
>late fees
>VHS getting tangled up in the VCR
>>70073896
yeah life is so great now that we can watch 10,000 prolapse videos at once
>>70073896
4/6 of listed things fall in the plus column desu
>>70073896
t. underage nignog
>>70073896
>VHS getting tangled up in the VCR
have you tried not owing a piece of shit VCR?
>>70073620
I think you meant MORE accurately. Still missing a few hundred pounds there.
>>70072616
What're you fucking gay? A dude is a dude regardless of how much plastic surgery they get.
I loved those movies as a kid but I don't think I understood that was supposed to his dick, it just went over my head. Also that scene in the beginning, I didn't quite get she was blowing him. Oh well.
>>70074487
>wanting a nasty roastie instead of a nice feminine penis
You are literally a faggot
>>70072616
she pooped her pants faggot
>>70073964
100 years ago not even kings saw that much nudity and sex. You pay next to nothing for delicacies transported from all over the world and then go home and fuck your robot vaginas and watch the objectively most beautiful people in the world fuck in all ways imagined. Then you send messages through space about how lame today was.
>>70073896
Does porn really make life better? It's enjoyable in the moment, but I think my life is worse with it than without.
>>70073896
>>internet was barely a thing
yeah, 80, 70, 60, 50, etc, all sucked because no internet.
>>porn was mostly in paper form
Underage
>>VHS porn was fucking shit quality
Not getting VHS copies from LD
>>had to fucking rent VHS movies
Buy/copy VHS.
>>late fees
for you
>>VHS getting tangled up in the VCR
No, just keep your shit in order.
>>70073896
Internet being new was kind of badass though, although I was too young to properly use it (10-11 y/o). One drawback was the lack of free porn. If you wanted to watch porn you had to download virus shit on KazaA or LimeWire later on.
>>70074734
>100 years ago not even kings saw that much nudity and sex.
Stop pretending like you know anything about history.
WTF I hate Ace Ventura now!
>>70072616
100% of traps are mentally unstable, and 90% have aids. you should avoid them at all cost
>>70074574
>that scene
I miss when they did sexy shit to make up for the lack of porn available
>>70074804
>One drawback was the lack of free porn
Psh. You could still find free porn -- well, I could, anyway.
>>70072616
>tfw there was a time before the jews mindfucked us into no longer seeing transsexuals as abhorrent
When did it even happen? I feel like I've lost time.
>>70074734
>the objectively most beautiful people in the world fuck in all ways imagined
lolno
>>70073896
>internet was barely a thing
>implying it's better off now
take twitter attention whores and give me early internet back please
