LITTLE MISS MUFFET SAT ON HER TUFFET
EATING HER CURDS AND WHEY
ALONG CAME A SPIDER
HE SAT DOWN BESIDE HER
HE SAID HEY, WHAT'S IN THE BOWL, BITCH?
OH!
>>70069142
No one watches Dice
>>70069420
Your father did, and your mother was thinking only of Dice as your dad ejak'd you into her
>>70069142
HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
GO SIT ON A COCK OH!
>>70069142
How did Dice become so big?
His comedy is utter garbage and it still is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMb7wLrqsw
everytime
THIS AIN'T YOU MOMMA'S MONOLOGUE
>>70069142
Negan?
OH I'M SAYIN' IT
>>70069142
I never understood his appeal.
HICKORY DICKORY DOC
SAT ON COCK
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Fucking lame in any era.
PSYCHO IN MY MIND LUNATIC HYSTERIA
>>70069515
Why is that jacket so big?
>>70069563
in the day, people thought he was "edgy".
the christain mothers saying he was the devil just made him seem badass and controversial. nowadays people like him because he's so exaggeratedly unfunny
>>70069823
he's a big guy
>>70069563
yeah, i don't get it. him or the fat guy who yelled alot. his movie is surprisingly not shit though
>>70069817
WOKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I GOT DIPHTHERIA hannibal?
ANDREW DICE GAYY
>>70069515
>>70069823
It was the 90's...but Dice was beyond shoulder pads....more like football pads.
>>70069142
Remember when he "cried" on Arsenio?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Kv7nCrtLYw
>>70069732
ok this dice I like.
>>70069878
Sam Kinison was infinitely more talented than Dice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_VURr6jnWQ
>>70069878
Kinison was hit or miss with a lot of miss.
But Dice was just painful to watch...especially when the audience joined in with the catch phrases.
It was like watching a tv show that was taking place in robocop.
>Tfw i would not buy that for a dollar
I heard him on Adam Carolla and he sounds like an insufferable fucking twat. Not once did I laugh or found any of his stories interesting.
He still thinks he's the hot shit even after 2 decades of nobody caring about him
>>70069563
Basically a kike(silverstein) acting like a greaser wop. Back then it was the republicans telling people our rights ended where their feelings began and everyone clung on to Dice like they do with Donald Trump. Dice would literally be stoned on site for crimes against feminism and racism nowadays.
...she had so many kids, her uterus fell out, oh!
>>70071398
>she had so many kids, her uterus fell out,
literally the only thing he ever said that I kekd at
>>70069895
MARY MARY QUITE CONTRARY, GET OUT OF HERE AND GET ME GARY
>>70071640
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>70069495
DELETE THIS
>>70071700
RUB A TUB TUB
THIS HOMO HAS DUBS
I WONT DELETE THIS
SO FUCKING WHAT
OOOOHHHH!!!!!
>>70069515
where to cop big fucking beetlejuice jacket?
