Can we please have a Tarantino thread /tv/
This was so good, I always heard Channing Tatum was the worst part but I reckon he did a good job.
uno farto @ 3:17
His brain collapsed after Jackie brown
>>70068398
I agree. I didn't even realize it was him until the credits.
Django Unchained, fucking fantastic from the very start, along with good music to match the changing settings of the music .
9/10
basterds will always be his best
stop being so edgy, you all know which was best.
! Ahhghhhhhhhhhhh it's a black male thing.
ITTSAAAA Buhlackkkkk Mallle Thingggggh
>>70069052
If you say Pulp Fiction or Reservoir dogs confirmed for worst taste.
>>70069109
U get me broo? U get me fellaasss??? My peeps!
he's a genius
>>70069437
You're wrong, Pulp Fiction is the best movie ever did and he'll never top it.
>>70068973
This. That opening scene is just too good.
OH IT SHOWS QUENTIN IT SHOWS
TaranKINO.
>>70068398
pretty awful movie to be frank
i would go as far to say that its tarantino's second worst movie
>"I am a true autéur of nu-male nubian kinematographiqué"
What did le balding uno farto man mean by this?
Quentin "I'm a foot fetish freak and I shit my breeks" Tarantino
Quentin "I like sexy boots, but prepare for toots" Tarantino
Quentin "tootsies make me poopsies" Tarantino
Quentin "painted nails causes rectal fails" Tarantino
Quentin "foot odor pungency causes fecal urgency" Tarantino
Quentin "footprints make my pants stink" Tarantino
>>70070738
shit taste
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
Quentin "sandals are underwear vandals" Tarantino
Quentin "I see sexy toes and the bulge in my pants grows" Tarantino
Quentin "foot displaying causes underwear staining" Tarantino
>>70071183
That whole paparazzi incident is one of my all time favourite Tarantino moments. The bit were he sips the coffee and its too hot kills my sides every time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxYHxJahzmU
Quentin "Wiper her feet on my face, but my diaper with chafe" Tarantino
>>70071419
MMMH!
>Quentin "blast the gas out from my ass every time i see that fine foot pass" Tarantino
>Quentin "Pray I don't blow you away when you take off your shoes for ballet" Tarantino
>Quentin "When I see some fine foot art, a fart just blows my ass apart" Tarantino
>Quentin "When Bare Feet Are Close Expect Severe Bowel Movement Loss" Tarantino
>Quentin "Keep yo feet in check if you dont want yo' couch wrecked" Tarantino
>Quentin "Show Me Them Feet And Watch The Back Of My Pants Rip" Tarantino
>Quentin "smell of feet in my nose, shit myself on your shows" Tarantino
>Quentin "show me the nails and I'll blow wind in your sails" Tarantino
>Quentin "Show me your heel and my fart goes through steel" Tarantino
>Quentin "take of your shoes and watch my stool get loose" Tarantino
>Quentin "The Smell Of Her Socks Caused My Asshole To Pop" Tarantino
>Quentin "When she removes her shoes my anus gets loose" Tarantino
>Quentin "The Feet Of Blacks Makes My Sphincter Relax" Tarantino
>Quentin "I see heels, I see toes, now my anus blows" Tarantino
>Quentin "foot-fetish fiend with a gust of sour wind" Tarantino
>Quentin "seeing a toe makes pants clean no' mo' " Tarantino
>Quentin "when i see those heels, my anus squeals" Tarantino
>Quentin "feet of a bull makes my underpants full" Tarantino
>Quentin "show me those toes but cover your nose" Tarantino
>Quentin "toes and heels give me diarrhea feels" Tarantino
>Quentin "See a shoe rack and it's a gas attack" Tarantino
>Quentin "toes and a sole overide my back hole" Tarantino
>Quentin "Ain't Nothing Wrong Farting on Nylon" Tarantino
>Quentin "seeing a sole will loosen my hole" Tarantino
>Quentin "I Gave MFX Their Sound Effects" Tarantino
>Quentin "Her Foot Game, Farts Untamed" Tarantino
>Quentin "Get yourself a pedicure and you'll be smelling my manure" Tarantino
>Quentin "If you show me your toes I'll have to change my clothes" Tarantino
>Quentin "The Smell Of Her Shoes Caused My Asshole To Lose" Tarantino
>Quentin "Her petite feet made mincemeat of my pants seat" Tarantino
>Quentin "Cover those Toes or You'll be Holding Your Nose" Tarantino
>Quentin "The digits of her feet made me fidget in my seat" Tarantino
>Quentin "The sight of a sole always loosens my hole" Tarantino
>Quentin 'hide those feet or my bowels you'll deplete' Tarantino
>Quentin "Off with the shoes but beware my poos" Tarantino
>Quentin 'I shit the sheets when I see them feets' Tarantino
>Quentin "Flash the Toe and the Shit Shall Flow" Tarantino
>Quentin 'if I see a foot I'll let out a toot' Tarantino
1. Inglorious Basterds
2. Reservoir Dogs
3. The Hateful Eight
4. Kill Bill (Vol 2 > 1)
5. Pulp Fiction
6. Jackie Brown
7. Death Proof
8. Django Unchained
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>>70071679
>anon "beat a dead horse by overusing a joke" anonymous
Quentin "when I see feet, I become Pajeet" Tarantino
>>70071526
"MMMH!" - Quentin Tarantino
>>70071728
You're just jelly you can't rhyme as well as me. On that note..
Quentin "when feet are smelly my ass turns to jelly" Tarantino
Quentin "toes in my mouth causes misfortune south" Tarantino
>>70071698
>Death Proof and Reservoir Dogs better than Django Unchained
Such shit taste
>>70071948
>Django Unchained
>Good
Fuck off nigger. 12 Years is an infinitely better motion picture about Slavery.
It's cool how he was in SG alantis
Quentin "shoot feet on set, but mind the carpet" Tarantino
>>70072011
>12 Years
>Good
>>70072037
0/10
Quentin "my love for feet is immense, but alas, the incontinence" Tarantino
Quentin "foot fetish porn, better hope I didn't eat corn" Tarantino
>>70071604
HA! That's funny!
You know what's even more hilarious?
Sitting on an image board making fun of someone instead of going out and being a director.
Otherwise great post anon.
Quentin "farts rip through the air when feet are bare" Tarantino
>>70072176
t. Quentin "can't refrain the methane" Tarantino
>>70068398
Worst movie from him and one of the worst movie i ever saw.
Quentin "touching cloth when she takes her shoes off" Tarantino
Quentin "when I need a laxative, I give her toes a sniff" Tarantino
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>>70072598
is that you lol
>>70072597
Whoah
Quentin "French tips leads to pant shits" Tarantino
Quentin "get a pedicure and I'll smell like a sewer" Tarantino
>>70072675
0/10
Phew, that's over 20 names I just shat out. Fucking 4chan man, it's 5am where I am and ive got to go to works. Goddamn it.
>>70072829
woah you sure got me redditor
>>70072855
You're doing great things with your life anon
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Rawlin ooon da couch
hu hu hu
nah i was givin tha sam jackson laugh like
HEGH HEGH HEGH HEGH
>>70072900
>Twin Peaks
>Redditor
Is this Quentin Tarantino's wife?
>>70073388
>Tolstoy Kafka Evsky
wtf lol
>>70071679
>Quentin "I need to change my pants when I see those feet begin to dance" Tarantino
>>70071728
i love this meme
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>>70074553
So do I
hey kid
>What's going on here? What's going on here? What's going on here? What's going on here?! Put that down. What's going on here? What are you doing? What are you doing! Can you not talk to me? *SLAP* What are you doing? *KICK* Hahahaha. Or What? No, shut up. Nah, I ain't gonna do that. No, I ain't gonna go for it. You hit me. Oh, I'm starting it? Are you-oh are you. So you're not just a guy from around here, you're actually a paparazzi guy? Nah, I ain't gonna do it. *MMMMM* Yeah, cause you're filming. But if that was off I'd be whooping you ass up and down the street. Nah
>>70068344
The blast of the gas is beset on all sides by the path of the ass and the pressures of poisonous fumes.
Blessed is he who in the name of flatus, shepherds the squeak through the valley of darkness, for that was truly his sphicter's release, and the reliever and dealer of silent death.
And I will lay down upon thee with great thunder and furious flatulence, those who would attempt to poison and destroy my rectum.
And you will know, my fetish for feet, when I lay my flamer upon thee.
Why is he such a hack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHb8tBh_VnU
>>70068344
HE'S SO WEIRD
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UNO FARTO AT 00:34
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>>70068398
Saw it yesterday, it first half was very good, the second half was good but not as much.
I didnt like the tonal shift from comfy western to thrash hardboiled, but thats Tarantula 4 U.
Also can someone reply to me. Im testing a new app
>>70068672
Thank you.
>>70079350
is this what going to films makes yo you?
>>70081793
(You)
>>70068710
No, anon, he tried something different and stuck with it for 5 movies.
I hope he tries something else for his final 2 movies though.
how can one man be responsible for so many memes?
>>70079350
absolutely based
Anyone have a webm of when he spits on a interviewer for talking shit about his dad?
>>70069437
literally the only 2 decent movies he's ever done
>>70072176
quentin pls go
>>70082356
He even spits weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQEfFQDcElA
>1:50
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UnfryvQhl8
He wanted to make Casino Royale. Now I really wanna see him write/direct a Bond movie.
>>70068344
>le reddit director
Epic
>>70068398
I liked this movie, but I'd prefer seeing it as a play.
