Are you hyped yet?
>>70055097
Not even slightly
>>70055097
all the stories coming from set make it sound like shit
>>70055097
Yeah, actually. Regardless of how it turns out it'll still be a blast watching it all unfold. Sunday nights on /tv/ are gonna be comfy as fuck.
>>70055097
that ugly ginger haired fuck alone will stop me from tuning in
Cuck Evans
>>70055097
Here's the first episode description:
>In the first show of the new series, Chris Evans takes the Dodge Viper ACR to the home of Top Gun in Nevada, to battle Sabine Schmitz in a Chevrolet Corvette Z06. Matt LeBlanc tackles wildest Morocco in Somerset's finest off-roader, the Ariel Nomad.
>Back on British soil, Evans and LeBlanc take a rather soggy road trip to Blackpool in a pair of roofless Reliant three-wheelers, whereupon they are tasked with defending the honour of their nations in a series of gruelling UK-versus-USA challenges.
>Back in the studio, this week's celebrity guests are Social Network star Jesse Eisenberg and Gordon Ramsey.
From http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07dwp1f
>>70055359
Oh god it's going to be so fucking horrible
>>70055097
>>70055097
>hoped they go back to basics and do an actual car show
>see snippet where Evans and Joey meme race each other in flag covered piece of shit cars
>see snippet of that yank bloc drifter twat just drives his car round London
fucks sake
>>70055455
Bravo.
>>70055417
Wtf that sounds great.
>Road trip to Blackpool in Reliant Robbins
>Joey from Friends in Blackpool
>>70055097
I could be so much more excited for this if Leblanc was the one in charge and Evans was nowhere near it.
>>70055097
What is with this fucking old man and his ridiculous glasses?
God this is going to be HORRIBLE.
I really hope this shit fucking bombs, feel bad for leblanc if it does though
>>70055097
I hope his airbag fails to deploy.
>>70055838
>>70055359
It sounds like that they crammed all the really good bits of past series's into one episode.
This is gonna be shit.
>>70055359
USA vs UK jokes are gonna be cringe inducing probably
It's doomed before it even airs. I can't wait to see the ratings.
>>70056626
Massive for the first, absolute nothing for the second.
>>70055359
>Two unrelated celebrities
>"soggy road trip" which will, without a doubt, be painfully unfunny in a desperate attempt to emulate the last trio.
>>70055838
>Joey from Friends in Blackpool
Christ, I don't want foreigners seeing Blackpool. It's bad enough we have to be aware Blackpool exists.
>>70056701
This.
I've been to some shitholes in my time. I've been to numerous third world countries, including small towns in India and Chinese industrial areas, and I still maintain that Blackpool is the worst place I have ever been.
It's not just that it's dirty and run down, it's that it actively feels unpleasant to be in.
>>70055359
>Evans reportedly swore at studio audience, shouted at them for not laughing at his jokes and several left early after being left unimpressed
>>70055915
I wouldn't be shocked if Evans eventually 'decided to step back' and LeBlanc, Schmitz and Chris Harris took over as the main presenters.
I didn't care then and I certainly don't care now.
It's the show for old men who are cucked and have politically incorrect humour, Clarkson makes them feel young and edgy again.
Literally how old must you be to enjoy Top Gear?
You must be 40 or some shit.
Who the hell cares about cars anyway?
>>70056848
>guaranteed replies
>>70055359
Oh my god they're killing it
>>70056848
> implying the previous top gear was even about cars and not three lads having some bants
>>70056701
Blackpool is great for a night out. If you can't get a shag on a firday night in Blackpool, you may as well kill yourself because you ain't getting one anywhere. There's so many horny slags out at the weekend it's unreal.
So when is the amazon show available?
>>70056932
That's not true at all. It's a terrible night out, too expensive to be cheap and trashy, and too cheap and trashy to be worth the amount of money you're paying.
I spent a couple of years there, and I genuinely had more fun going out in Fleetwood (a tiny town nearby) than I ever did in Blackpool.
>>70056663Stop forcing me to bump this thread
How did he bag prime pre-Dr Who Billie Piper?
>Top Gear died in your lifetime
WHY
>>70055359
>they have to use Reliant Robins to sell their show
>>70057124
Was he a millionaire at that point?
>>70057330
He's been a millionaire for a long long time
>>70057330
Yes. He was way more famous then actually.
>>70057330
and? He still is one, but there's loads of millionaires and she was a 19 year old singer with a killer body. Why marry a speccy ginger car-autist instead of a footballer or something?
>>70057394
Why would a footballer bang this
>>70056663
lmao you goit it bro that some good shit senpai
>>70057370
yep, he had all dem Breakfast Show shekels as well. He went full JUST for a while though
literally copying Clarkson ideas in desperation
>>70057394
Evan's has always managed to bag women way out of his league. There was a rumour he was banging Kelly Brook at one point when he used to host the Big Breakfast.
>>70056663
very well you shitbag cuntface
>>70057599
I think it's more a case if keeping the formula which made the show so successful in first place familiar to the audience. There's nothing wrong with copying a good thing.
>CHRIS Evans launched into an four-letter rant at Top Gear audience members and demanded they laugh at his jokes.
>The host, 50, snapped during recording of segments for the revamped show: “Don’t fold your arms, don’t wear black. Take it off – take everything off.
>“Don’t fold your arms, don’t have your hands in your pockets. F***, f***, f***, f***, f***.”
Laughingclarkson.jpg
>>70057765
This sounds like a joke.
>>70055455
Based HIV positive Adam Savage of almost quints.
>>70056927
Damn you're right anon, the car show where they review cars, have news about cars, drive cars on big voyages, customise cars, buy cars, have celebrities on to set lap times in cars, set power laps in cars, have drag races in cars, have features pieces on new expensive and desirable cars, talk about the history of certain cars, talk about changes in car related laws, take part in stupid challenges in cars, destroy cars, and basically cover everything to do with cars, has NOTHING to do with cars!!!!
I listed to Chris Evans on the radio on Wednesday morning.
He read out the review of the filming that took place from the Guardian person that was in the audience.
He tried to say
> The audience were told it would be filmed live and would be done in an hour
> He was never informed of this either before or during the filming
> It took ages to get it right so the audience got huffy
> He thought they were getting huffy because he was doing do badly and it made him worse
> The audience were actually getting annoyed that it was running over the hour they were promised it would take, nothing to do with the content or him
Does that sound like total bullshit to you?
>>70057900
Yep
Evans is a cunt and will literally kill Top Gear inside a season
>>70057842
It sounds like him trying to replicate Clarkson's irreverence, but comes off very real given we know him to be a cynical SJW
>>70055097
Haha no.
TG has been a tired format for years. Add to that a lead presenter that I have actively hated for over two decades and you've got the perfect recipe for IDGAF-core TV.
>>70055359
Apparently a bunch of the audience just walked out from sheer boredom while they were filming it.
>>70057982
>TG has been a tired format for years
this was true for maybe seasons 18-21 but the what we got of season 22 was fantastic
>>70056848
You have to be 18 to post on this website.
>>70057898
> car related bants
>>70057702
your an idiot mate
>>70056848
Indian detected
>>70058079
You're splitting hairs, it's a fucking car show. Get over it
>>70058101
>Your
Irony.
Also of course they're sticking to the formula which made the show so successful with Clarkson and co. What else would they do? It was never gonna be a serious car show like old Top Gear or Fifth Gear. That shit was boring and literally nobody wants it. Top Gear was essentially just an entertainment show involving cars.
>>70058279
The issue with sticking to the formula Clarkson and co used is that it only worked because they had chemistry and made dicking around entertaning
Go back and watch like the first 4/5 seasons of Clarksons Top Gear. It isn't very good because the boys were still getting to know each other
>>70058215
never said it wasn't a car show mate, im saying most people watched it for clarkson and co.
so many people complained it didn't focus on cars enough
chris harris could save this show, wonder why he's not mentioned in first ep. description?
sabine will likely be a crowd favorite as well, she was charming on the old Top Gear and is an excellent driver
I just hope the new Amazon Prime show doesn't suck... really hoping the trio comes through with more brilliance
>>70058561
The amazon show should be just like old Top Gear, the boys can just banter around and Amazon is giving them a good budget
>>70058603
It will be so comfy
>>70056663
nigger
>>70058603
but they have to reinvent the wheel a little bit, BBC owns all their IP and presumably they have to carve out a new niche so as to offer something different from BBC Top Gear
also they were clearly going somewhat downhill in the last season of TG as i recall
>>70055097
Would be if that whiny ginger cuck wasn't the lead. His nu-male ginger face is beyond punchable and his voice is worse than dragging fingernails on a chalkboard. I'm much more hyped for the old lads' new show.
>>70058872
I'm pretty sure the BBC only owns The Stig
They dont own dicking around or interviewing guests in shit cars
>>70058603
also concerned not enough viewers will make the trip to Amazon, I know I probably won't.
will it be distributed to Netflix/Hulu?
>>70056814
Source?
>>70058923
Yeah that's the issue with going to Amazong and not Netflix it does limit the audience
They wont be getting 400 million viewers per episode anymore that's for sure
>>70059002
This worries me a lot, how the hell can they make it profitable?
>>70056843
More than likely. Everything I've heard from behind the scenes suggests they're the ones with any charm or charisma while Evans is trying to be Billy Big Bollocks.
>>70059179
>>70059002
surely they must have considered this and not just gone with the biggest paycheck? or are they not concerned with audience and just concerned with making the best possible show
>>70059179
Do you know how much money Amazon make per second?
I'll watch just to see how shit it is, but I might be surprised. Although I doubt it.
>>70059390
do you know that their tv ventures profits or loss are probably considered separately from their fleshlight sales?
>>70059179
Think of all the publicity alone it's got them, some people might not have really known Amazon do TV shows and streaming service. It might be a bad idea but in the long run think of all the extra traffic it might bring to the site and more original content. If they can afford to throw 400 million at 3 middle aged men fucking around with cars they can't be too short on cash to start with but it's still big money. They must think that kind of outlay is worth it.
>>70059507
Do you know it's their that means and probably how sure been from since?
>>70058872
The budget is 10x the BBC one they had. Also read that the entire Amazon season is pretty much like the Burma special where they visit a country and dick around. Which honestly was to me the most appealing thing they used to do
>>70055155
What have you read?
>>70060640
What are the confirmed countries?
Did they bring any of the BBC Kino Cameramen?
>>70060640
their best abroad specials were used/shit car specials or vietnam on bikes
supercars will get boring quick, hope they still do some slumming around
>>70061683
I'm sure they'll alternate.
>>70056848
>las malvinas son argentinas
I see you people are still mad about that little licence plate incident
>>70061326
i think they kept the majority of their production team
>>70055097
I'll never be hyped for this PC horseshit unless they make the other hosts race Sabine and if they lose by more than X they're off the show until there are only three.
Then we know LeBlanc will be able to stay.
>>70062493
leblanc really has no place on this show other than crossover appeal to US audiences right? sure he's interested in cars but I doubt he'll be a particularly good presenter
>>70062562
He's an alright host I imagine.
He is a phenomenal driver. I guess they wanted someone with US appeal-since US TG is a joke- who could also drive and be entertaining. Since they dumped the three who did that without trying.
>>70057435
She looks like she just ate a really hot curry
>the new Amazon show will never be called Top Knobs
>>70056620
because Clarkson's jokes about the French or the Germans or Americans or Mexicans were so hilarious and not cringe
>>70063828
Hammond joked about the Mexicans
>>70055097
That's what he gets for lying about Tesla models
>>70057982
They should get that guy from myth busters. Is he a ginger?
>>70057435
does she move?
>>70058947
>>70056814
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3599151/Brad-Pitt-PULLS-Gear-opening-episode-Chris-Evans-revamped-faces-new-set-back.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3602227/F-Don-t-quiet-Talk-Jesus-Christ-hear-Chris-Evans-launched-foul-mouthed-rant-Gear-audience-didn-t-laugh-loud-enough.html
>>70055097
>The new Top Gear is going to be so terrible Joey from Friends will be the best thing about it
LeBlanc can't catch a break, he should have signed on to American Top Gear to replace that useless fat asshole who can't drive stick. Him and Tanner would be pretty good together.
>>70064255
>watches american top gear
how did you even find this website
>>70059179
it's a loss leader to bring people into the amazon tv system
like paying for advertising
the new top gear is is incredible advertising for amazon tv
>>70055097
Imagine being the stigg, can't monetise your personality, no one knows who you are, BBC basically own you, shit goes down and all your friends leave, then you're stuck with Chris Evens
>>70064916
sure, but this only works if their followup content is good, which it likely won't be unless they plan on poaching more industry titans. netflix has the "up and comers" niche on lock and hulu has the adaptations/celebrity miniseries thing going on
If the BBC had any fucking sense, the opening episode would have been a European Road Trip with the following 4 cars
LaFerrari
McLaren P1
Porsche 918
Pagani Huayra
No comedy, but a really good informative car show with a few jokes along the way.
