Can we all agree now that Refn is a hack and Drive was only good on accident?
No.
Can someone post the webm of him assaulting Elle?
>Can we all agree
Laffin my fucking ass off
>reddit tomatoes
>>70048650
Pleb detected
>>70048683
REFN'D.com
>>70048650
drive was okay, OGF was patrician as fuck. this looks like more kino
>>70048650
No
Stop fucking posting Plebmato screencaps Redditor.
>>70000000
>>70048650
Nah, a lot of thought goes into his films, it's just that he forgets to put an interesting story or characters to go along with his visuals.
>>70048683
>>70048707
Man. She's so shocked she doesn't know how to react and just starts laughing. But i think in the end when she thought about it she probably ended up finding it kind of creepy and not agreeing with it.
>>70048707
>>70048805
delete this
I hate rotten tomatoes.
For starters, why the fuck should a critic's opinion even matter. They're the embodiment of talentless hacks. The only time they can feel relevant is when they:
1. Go Armond White tier contrarian just to get recognition
or 2. Boo films at Cannes, even though they'll never have the balls or drive to do anything half as daring anything a Cannes filmmaker has tried.
Furthermore, have you ever actually looked at who the critics are? It's a who's who of literally who. Why the fuck should anyone care about what some Australian housewife or some nobody journalist has to say about a film. What the fuck are their credentials? Just because they were employed by some bumfuck unknown radio station, their opinion is now aggregated into something that has a value?
An aggregate of dogshit is still dogshit.
>>70048921
Gosling is unreasonably attractive.
REFN is a kinobro just like Snyder
Plebs leave
>Neon Demon got better reviews than Dolan's Lifetime movie
>Dolan won Grand Prix
>>70049026
>comparing hack snyder to refn
<-- reddit is that way :)
>>70049026
Yes, only he forgets to also put interesting story or characters in his eye-candy movies
>Wanted to see Nice guys
>friends outvoted me on Warcraft
Ssorry Goose
Only God Forgives was a masterpiece, meanwhile /tv/ circlejerks hacks like Inarritu
>>70048932
This could be a pasta, except for the dact that Armond isn't a contrarian.
>>70049166
>Inarritu
>Hack
>But Refn isn't
nice
Always painfully obvious that the vast majority of this board (like 90%) didn't even know who he was until Drive.
>>70048805
Wish i were him.
>>70049080
>>70049097
Plebs detected
>>70049284
I couldnt finish watching Birdman and Babel without wanting to throw up in my mouth
Revenant was good from all regards except direction
>>70048830
Nah. She thinks it's funny and cute like when somebody with downs or a child does something adult.
>>70048707
>>70048805
Pretty jealous.
Refn know's exactly that Elle Fanning has grown into one of the most beautiful women on the face of earth, and that it would be a shame to not try and kiss her face at least once, even if you'd get charged for assault.
>>70049344
>Revenant was good from all regards except direction
So it wasn't good?...
>>70049557
>that imprint
>>70049557
is that a penis?
>>70049557
>that bulge
>now
He's been a hack since Drive, though.
>>70049557
what is she hiding in her pants?
>>70049718
>she
>>70048707
Fuckin Refn. This was clearly premedidated
>>70049736
what do you mean?
>>70049775
He asks her if he can kiss her, it was a nod to when Ryan kissed him some Cannes back
>>70048650
>Trusting Critic Aggregators
I thought /tv/ used to be patrician, what happened?
Are we seriously factoring the opinions of critics who gush over Marvel films now? The fucking hacks who in another time would have been Buzzfeed writers who base their entire opinion on "is it commercial" and wouldn't know artistic filmmaking if it murdered their family?
>>70048650
>using rotten tomatoes as a basis for whether a film is good or not
>>70049874
spotted the absolute shiteater
>>70048650
>r/t
Go back to your capeshit thread
>>70048650
Pusher Trilogy > Godfather Trilogy
>>70049900
you?
>>70049924
no u
>>70048683
> assaulting
launched the webm hoping for some punch just a kiss
> this is what ameritard call assaulting
> mfw
>>70049284
are you joking? He's right.
>>70049270
>hated TWBB
I'll accept though, he does back up his opinions better than 99% of other critics, but it just feels contrarian. He obviously knows what he talks about, but it's the fact that he can find so much good in less critically acclaimed films whilst not finding anything to like in other films that strikes me as contrarian.
>>70049916
>father and daughter hanging out
:3
>It's ok anon, it's ok, just one stab, you'd let me give you one stab right, you're not selfish are you, just two stabs, I know I said one but please let me stab you twice, twice is nice, y'know? Don't you love me?
>>70048650
>Drive was only good on accident?
But Drive wasn't good though.
>Cannes "reviewers"
no
>>70049900
>>70049944
>>70050026
>Drive wasn't good
Fake human being detected
Hide fake human being threads
report fake human being posts
ignore fake human being posters
be a real hero
>>70050026
Neo/tv/ everyone.
>>70050158
kekekeke
>im old fag fuckingh hooray
kkkkekekekeke im a lauhging my lazer!!!
>>70050216
Are you having a seizure?
>>70049136
>friends
Serves you right, normiecuck
>>70050256
sned help
>>70050019
I was sexually abused (in a violent manner) by multiple women as a child and now I get off on stuff like this.
wew
>Elle Fanning's pussy will forever remember the shape Refn's dick
NOT FUCKING FAIR BOYS I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE FIRST
>>70050019
More like Semen Demon
>>70050133
Bad films can get high scores, but good films never get low scores
>>70050406
They can initially.
Look at Kubrick's work.
>>70050489
Doesnt apply to old films, but post 2005, or whenever RT got big, it does
>>70049965
He despises cashgrabs like Toy Story 3 and reboots for the sake of reboots, something modern audiences are very fond of for some reason, of course he's going to rip those to pieces. That's one of the reasons why he seems contrarian at first glance.
>>70048805
Wew
>>70050574
>He despises cashgrabs like Toy Story 3 and reboots for the sake of reboots, something modern audiences are very fond of for some reason
tfw modern audiences are infantilised babbies who pine more for comfort and childhood nostalgia than anything new or brave
>>70050643
This applies to /v/ the worst
>>70050334
iktf bro
>>70048650
Drive isn't good you meme loving piece of shit.
>>70051033
>calls OP meme loving
>posts meme
>>70048650
I hate you pleb fucking shits. Bronson, Valhalla Rising and the Pusher trilogy are proof that Refn is an immensely talented director.
>>70050133
based metacritic
That's what happens when you weight for readership and don't use a good/bad binary to assign a numerical score
>>70048707
Autism/10
But desu if goose did that everyone would be ok with it
>>70048650
>forgetting this masterpiece
>>70048650
No, critics just doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about
Refn is like Mallick. He needs a writer or else his shit is incomprehensible.
>Neon Demon
>written by Refn
>Only God Forgives
>written by Refn
>Valhalla Rising
>written by Refn
>Drive
>based on a book, screenplay by someone other than Refn
>>70050334
>>70051022
elle fanning's prom date got flown out to cannes you dweebs.
>>70048650
Is Refn the Grimes of /tv?
>>70051573
ogf and valhalla rising are wonderful films so i dont see your point
>>70051433
are you implying that movie is not going to be shit
All in all OGFG was shit too. Refn is better than this.
t. von Trier
>>70048650
>A press screening for The Neon Demon was met with intense boos from critics whose anger was so great that when the dedication To Liv appeared (Liv Corfixen, actress and director is Neon Demon director's wife) someone apparently screamed Fuck you, Liv and the rest of the press joined in on booing her too.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70051727
I watched it and it's pure kino.
>>70051782
>OGFG
What is that? Ogres Gonna Fuck Goats?
Can we all agree now that people who base their opinions on Internet "critics" are the cancer killing /tv/?
The Guest >>> Drive
ITS NOT FAIR!
THEY JUST DON´T UNDERSTAND IT, ITS SUPPOSED TO SAVE KINO
>>70048830
he literally asks for her permission and she says yes.
>>70052555
yep
>>70052555
Some of my IRL pleb friends do this and it drives me crazy.
>>70052555
>not basing all your opinions on what internet critics say
how else would i know i liked Ty's soufflé better than that cunt Emily's.
>>70052432
>kino
Can someone explain this meme to a newfag pls
>>70052380
>Booing a film during the screening
This is something that actually happens?
And by critics too?
What the fuck? Why would they literally audibly boo a movie during a screening and ruin the experience for people who are actually enjoying the movie?
I've never even heard normies boo a movie in theaters. Is that an american thing?
>>70052866
>Flick
Shit movie
>Movie
Watchable flick
>Film
Decent
>Cinema
Great
>Kino
Masterpiece
There you go
>>70052929
>critics
you know as well as i do that "critics" are actually grown children that think they're special and people care about their opinions
>>70052866
its german for cinema.
little known fact, about 86% of /tv/ is comprised of germans.
>>70053155
Even grown children don't litearlly boo during a movie
>>70053197
fuck that's actually true
>>70052929
Because they actually have brains and aren't easily scared like plebs.
>oh I have to show respect! I am nothing compared to this art!
Literally slave mentality
>>70050702
Don't be so sure
Look at the cinema industry right now, it's 80's reboot after 80's reboot after 80's reboot and comic book adaptations as far as the eye can see
And audiences and critics are EATING IT UP
>>70053155
>>70052929
>>70052380
>>70048650
>This is the SECOND film of Refn's that critics have booed at Cannes
THEY'RE SAYING "BOO-URNS! BOO-URNS!"
>>70053242
Nice shitpost
>>70053510
>>70048650
Its by accident and on purpose you fucking numpty
>>70053733
what
>>70053733
Dubs of truth
The Pusher Trilogy is GOAT
>>70054244
American English is an abomination, but one of the worst offences is "on accident" instead of "by accident".
Might as well say "I did it by purpose".
>people are STILL using rotten tomatoes as some sort of film gospel
>>70048650
Except Bronson and Valhalla Rising are also great.
>>70048650
As a dane i grew up on with the Pusher movies, if you can find the Pusher triology with english subs check em out. They are good!
But those where the only good movies he had before Drive.
>>70052555
yes
>>70054425
This x 1000
>>70050406
>good films never get low scores
lel
>>70052555
no, people who have an opinion either way on the "critics" are the cancer
fucking retards
ITT: people who have trouble with coconuts
No love for Valhalla?
>>70052929
I'm curious if clapping at movies is a real American thing too or if it's just a meme. It just sounds too stupid to be real
>>70049051
Did they actually cut to Mads or did someone shop that in there?
>>70058059
dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpvtxQmHudo
I just want to see the fucking thing so we could start arriving on a consensus on /tv/
pusher 2/3, valhalla rising and fear X are his only good films
>>70058659
It's like feeding time in a chimp enclosure holy shit
