>Uhh, only 6 inches?
How do you respond?
>tfw small penis humiliation fetish
>>70045285
It's not the size of the boat......
Uhh, only 38%?
Its 7" actually
>>70045405
how do you respond with greentext in real life
>>70045285
from the ground
>>70045285
Pull out a shank out of my arsehole and stab her in the throat
>>70045285
those fangs ARE anoying
>>70045285
>spend millions on hair CGI
>spend like 2 bucks on paint and fake teeth
Uh only a few "close" friends?
>>70045285
I enjoy this meme
I hope it catches on
I don't.
Cast a fire spell.
Everyone knows orcs have weak magic defense and should be purged from the lands.
>>70045285
>tfw we waited for THIS.
Fuck Metzen and fuck Blizzard.
What did she see?
>>70045285
At least Im 7 inches in girth
>>70045465
>trying to shank a orc
Enjoy your broken arm, and she will probably rape you after.
>>70045582
A big guy
>>70045285
f-for you?
>>70045598
I'm known as two-shanks around here since I go so fast with one that it seems like I have two so the bitch doesn't stand a chance.
>>70045636
mate, i'm johnny 3 shanks, nobody expects the third shanking.
>>70045721
I fuck the holes that I carve in my victims, get on my level you fucking pleb.
>>70045285
Around.
>>70045598
she's only half-orc
>>70045285
You're a lady. And green. Gross.
>>70045285
Big vagina, huh?
>>70045285
>tfw less than 4 inches erect
My only hope is that whatever escort I inevitably go to won't laugh too much.
>women over estimate
>she doesn't realize it's only 5.5"
In the clear.
>>70045875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zret7O8YoU
kek
>>70045456
The meme arrow is implied irl, just say out loud: "that feel when small penis humiliation fetish".
>>70045285
Are you fucking deaf I told you it was 4 inches
>>70045405
https://youtu.be/eTN6gL21F60
Cast polymorph and fuck her sheep pussy.
>>70046184
>not hexing her and fucking her frog pussy instead
Put on my leather belt for the extra 4 STR and STAM
>>70046258
Aahh
Uhhh
>>70045285
>covering a black actors skin color up with green paint
I f*cking hate white people
>>70045285
I'm actually 5'9.
>>70045285
>dat jaw
So it's modern fantasy woman standart?
>>70046618
is there supposed to be some similarity between their jaws, I'm not seeing it.
>>70046618
>modern
>posts a 30 year old movie
>>70045285
Yeah, get a dildo if you want the perfect dick inside you. I have to put up with that roastie snatch this whole time so it isn't easy for me either.
>>70046618
Garona is way hotter than that ugly blonde bitch
>>70046296
black chicks look pretty hot when they're blue/green.
brown is just an unappealing color
>>70046744
Actually I asks about OP-pic.
>>70046783
Too slut.
>>70045582
16 inch orc meat
>>70045956
and a half
>>70045285
It's pretty big for a Hobbit.
>>70045285
this design looks like shit
>>70045448
>he's actually measured his cock
also you don't get to start at your asshole, kid
>>70046809
i dunno man, a hot bitch is a hot bitch no matter the color
>>70045945
you guys are fucking embarassing
YOU'RE A FUCKING GREEN FEMALE!
>>70045285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtymmqbEmKw
Flaccid
What is /tv/'s opinion onpremature ejaculation?
>>70047590
Never had that problem.
I used to precum buckets though when I was with a girl that liked me as a teen.
>>70045480
>>spend millions on hair CGI
>>spend like 2 bucks on paint and fake teeth
the "green" is CGI anon actress wouldn't even paint herself
Sauce: https://youtu.be/TQM_craZ8ss?t=62
At 1:00 mark
Actually it's 8
>>70045460
what a tiny bun
>>70047355
lol
>>70045285
its 6.2 you green cunt
i round up
>>70047699
Well that's me told, it still looks bad though, a proper makeup job would've been better but everybody's gotta puss out these days
>>70045945
that's what I do in public anyways, i'll be at dinner and i'll loudly go "THAT FEEL WHEN NO GF" and people around me will nod with respect, they know my pedigree here after all
>>70047752
Carbs kill.
>>70047855
Crabs kill*
>>70047699
Oh, what the fuck is it with these lazy cunts? JLaw also refuses to do full body makeup for Mystique. The dudes lift and diet to become masculine sex gods before filming and these lazy sluts can't even put some body paint on?
>that semen demon nelf in the meeting
>And you'll be enjoying every inch.
>>70045432
Massively underrated post
>>70047699
>B tier actresses refusing anything
Kek, what a pussy director for putting up with that
>>70047855
oatmeal is good for you
>>70045285
No, no, it's 8 inches... I mean 8 and a half.
>>70045886
Lmao
>>70045405
>tfw same
>tfw 8 inch dick
life is misery
Tfw 6 inches but it looks much smaller on me because i'm almost 2 meter tall ;(
>>70045582
XXX parody fucking when?
>>70049060
Only if you buy season pass.
>>70049112
made me kek
>>70045285
Luckily it looks big next to my extremely tiny balls
>>70049172
I wonder, why they didn't sell WoW and OW r34 stuff, since Activision making everything playable, instead of free.
>>70046809
literal perfection
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>take some grill
>paint her green
>put some shit in her teeth
IT'S AN ORC YOU GUYS
>>70047903
WHERE!?
>caring what she thinks
you people need to be more selfish desu
>>70049454
not just any orc but garona half-orken, half ork, half human, all special snowflake
>>70047590
if you're a quick shooter, make sure you know how to reload
>>70045285
That looks fucking attocious, they couldnt even get a black actress?
>>70045285
>suck on my tauren cock bitch
>>70045285
Bitch, with a green snatch you're not exactly my first choice either.
>>70046258
>Put on my leather belt for the extra 4 STR
Is this called a tabletop sexchange?
I-is 6 inches small? Asking for a mate
>>70050068
pretty much considered micro now days
>>70050068
Anything under 7 inches is small to women thanks to porn and BBC
>>70050068
for you
>>70047269
Jelly
>>70050250
> tfw I'm black with 4.5 incher
>>70050068
If you don't have an 8-inch pecker you might as well just off yourself. Even 8-inch is considered slightly below average now
>>70050398
yeah but you got dat swag
>>70050429
Good meme pal
>>70050453
I'm serious. The only way you can ever find a partner with below 8-inches is if you literally fuck a dwarf who'll think that 7-inches is big.
Urologist here. We've been seeing an increase in the number of what is usually considered "above average" penises. In about 2 years time the average size will likely be raised to 7".
>>70046809
Brown looks really good on a beautiful native looking Mexican
>>70050398
Just turn the lights off. They'll never see a thing.
>>70046211
>he doesn't even BAA RAM EWE
>>70047355
It gets funnier every time
>>70045598
mfw I will never be raped by the massive clit of a female orc
Are all the orcs in this thing portrayed by black women? If so they should not be feminine at all. They should be some Brittany Griner type feral monkeys. The women being posted here is way to feminine to be playing a female Orc.
Although it is fitting since orcs are the Warcraft equivalent of niggers.
>>70051053
The answer is no, Draka's mocap actress is played by Anna Galvin, your post was for nothing.
>>70045481
underrated post
>>70050588
>only big dick playa's have sex these days
>pass on their genes to their kids
WE LITTLE DICK MEN ARE DYING OUT
DICK WAR WHEN
>>70048875
There is no part of you that I do not hate.
>>70045285
I do barbell hip thrusts 3 days a week though.
>>70045285
Yes, only six inches. I'm not a fatass, I don't need a whole foot long. And for fucks sake, brown mustard not that yellow shit. I swear, the affirmative action make force me to hire you green skins, but if I'm paying you you'll sure as shit do the job right.
And tell Grock, or Grim, or whatever damn abo G-named the janitor that you see to come in and empty my shredder. It's jammed up again, for fucks sake.
>>70045285
Only 33%?
>>70048193
Well, he's a SJW, he was probably afraid of him mansplaining her.
