Rodrik Greyjoy edition
Previous >>70041074
First for Sansa X Jon
What did he mean by that?
I'm going to write a game of thrones fanfic in the same vein as Sonichu and My Immortal and none of you can stop me.
>>70043669
write a /got/ fan fic
>>70043629
ugliest edition ever. fuck you
xth for white walkers unable to be reasoned with
>>70043629
who the hell is that
>>70043714
Wun Wun fucked your mom in the ass
>>70043629
that guy looks like a slightly more attractive version of me. who is it?
>>70043629
who is this semen demon
>>70043660
>jon x sansa
go back to tumblr
>>70043730
>>70043714
Ghost is actually a werewolf that is gay with John snow because john snow is bi.
who /khaleesi/ here?
>GOD TIER
Lannister
Baratheon
>HIGH TIER
Stark
Martell
Mormont
Targaryen
>MID TIER
Tyrell
Tully
Arryn
>LOW TIER
Bolton
Karstark
>SHIT TIER
Greyjoy
IMPORTANT REMINDER
The Tullys have ruined Westeros through sheer retardation.
>>70043741
It's me, anon.
>>70043741
>>70043748
dude on /r9k/
>>70043758
pics or it didn't happen
>>70043754
>>70043755
>house baelish
>not there
this list is garbage.
>>70043755
How can any house featuring the unstoppable strategic genius Ramsay Bolton be anything less than god tier?
>>70043755
>Baratheon
>dead house
>god tier
>>70043793
>garbeech
FTFY
will ghost die this season? i don't think they would kill another dire wolf off and only have one left that's never shown..
>>70043755
>I only know the great houses cause I am a showfage
DAYNE
MANDERLAY
TARLY
HARLAW
etc
>>70043793
>one-man house
>counting
>>70043864
i think one of the earlier leaks said he dies during bastardbowl :(
>>70043880
I only counted the great houses because no one has the time to read a list of a million names that belong to about one or two characters each.
>>70043824
Muh Maisie
>>70043629
>>70043824
>stannis
>dead
Top kek, bet you also believed Jon wasn't coming back :^)
>>70043883
> Lord Paramount of the Trident, Lord of Harrenhal and Lord Protector of the Vale
>not counting
Baratheon is a one-man house too. Martell is a 0 man house.
>>70043907
None of the houses I name has only "one or two characters each". fgt
>>70043920
>Baratheon is a one-man house too.
nice meme
>>70043669
You don't need to, we already watch it every Sunday.
>>70043755
>God Tier
>no House Manwoody
Shit taste
>>70043883
>one man house
>that one man is lord paramount of the trident, lord of harrenhal and lord protector of the vale
sounds like god tier to me.
>>70043907
>Mormont
>Great House
Die in a fire.
>>70043971
i wonder who they cast as lyanna?
>>70043755
>Greyjoy shit tier
>not top kek tier
>>70043989
How does this relate to my post?
>>70043989
ryan newman
>>70043943
what baratheons are even left now? gendry? kek.
>MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE FLAYIN' OF THE CAMP
>WE WASHED OURSELVES IN STANNIS BLOOD AND HIS CRIMSON TRAMP
>RAMSAY'S TAKING OUT THE STAG MACHINE CAMP BY CAMP BY CAMP
>AND THE BASTAAARD MARCHES ON
>>70044022
Stannis
>>70043998
i mean lyanna mormont. i saw you mention mormonts and thought about it.
>>70043989
That smug kid from the walking dead
>>70043720
Myrcella ?
>>70044040
ah, so you're one of those delusional types. should've said so from the start mate. carry on.
>>70043720
BRAN'D
>>70043989
JUST
WASTE
MY
TALENTED
CAST
>>70044054
who???
>>70044106
I sense they rushed Bloodraven out because of him
Reminder that Euron is the leader of the harpies. He burnt Denny's ships. That's how he knows she needs them.
>>70044080
If Stannis is dead the Baratheons are a 0-man-house and my initial point still stands
>>70044139
or maybe because the tree chapters in ADWD were among some of the worst chapters in the history of fiction
jesus fuck what an uninteresting plotline
>>70044106
He's not dead though
>>70044116
The one on the left
>>70043770
there's no way people that good looking browse r9k
When do we finally see Ian McShane? Next episode?
>>70044047
Oh, no matter who they cast she won't be called Lyanna so they won't confuse newfags.
>>70044106
Hope he comes back as a ghost or some shit, cause he had so little screen time after being built up for 5 fucking seasons. Sydow's fucking great as well.
Did anyone else think his death in the show was fucking beautiful?
>>70044147
Actually kind of makes sense... I thought during the season 4 write up they were planning on omitting the Greyjoys which is why they had Daario capture 93 Meereenese ships. But yeah it definitely seems like it the books Euron is sure he will succeed with Dany and there is something more going on
>>70044185
Ep 7 is more likely
requesting that OLD meme picture where the small council is debating whether or not Nymeria's wolfpack could defeat a dragon
and then Cercei freaks the fuck out
>>70044195
err... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt4_qHVpk88
>>70044106
Indeed
>>70044185
They showed Sam going home in the preview, so I guess next episode.
>>70044158
God you are a faggot. Bran's chapters in ADWD were definitely among the most interesting chapters. A tripfag with shit taste why am I not surprised
>>70044158
Braneating Jojenwas pretty interesting.
>>70043880
It's a TV board you dumb cunt
What's with the number 63 in the books?
>>70044230
McShane isn't playing his dad though.
>>70044199
Leave me. ;_;
Why did Bloodraven not warn Bran about the Night King though? They've discussed him before as Bran knew his name clearly.
>>70044199
The effect was so good. It gave me chills the way he disappeared like that.
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
>>70044268
Oh he's playing Septon Meribald, right
>>70044231
>God you are a faggot. Bran's chapters in ADWD were definitely among the most interesting chapters
how?
we didn't even get anything useful out of them
>>70044272
So it's pretty much confirmed that he transformed into a raven in the last second and took flight right?
>I have my own ghosts, Bran. A brother that I loved, a brother that I hated, a woman that I desired. Through the trees, I see them still, but no word of mine has ever reached them. The past remains the past. We can learn from it, but we cannot change it.
>Through the trees, I see them still, but no word of mine has ever reached them. The past remains the past. We can learn from it, but we cannot change it.
>The past remains the past. We can learn from it, but we cannot change it.
>We can learn from it, but we cannot change it.
>we cannot change it.
So how does Hold the Door work then?
Does Bran have a super high midi-chlorian count so that he is able to warg into past Hodor or something?
>>70043918
Brienne killed him. Roose found the corpse.
>>70043894
That leak also said Edd dies there but he stayed at castle black and is LC, so those "leaks" are most likely shit.
test
>>70043911
> miss me yet?
IT'S ALIVE
THREE DAYS
>>70044271
>Why did Bloodraven not warn Bran about the Night King though? They've discussed him before as Bran knew his name clearly.
Because Bran had to be touched by the Night King for the future to play out correctly
WE BACK
>Promise me, Loras!
>>70044393
> icehands
FUck yea!
>>70044398
How does Bloodraven know that?
>people unironically think Hodor was some kind of hero
>people don't understand Bran literally destroyed his mind and then sacrificed him
>>70044393
Are you ready for the Benjening lads?
At first I was pissed when the Sand Sneks came, and killed Doran and his son and took over Dorne in like 5 min with D&D's stronk wymeon hack writing.
But honestly now I'm pretty happy, since it probably means no more Dorne for awhile.
Does anyone have the pic of Ramsay's 20 good men starring Titus Pullus, Geralt and The Rock?
Is Hodor dead? Or did he survive?
>>70044427
BAD PUSSY
>>70044026
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
>>70044444
checked
>>70043669
Try as you might you can't create anything worse than what already exists
Anyone else mildly hyped for next ep after seeing the trailer?
>>70044292
Reminder that this general is /got/ and as such this is a place to discuss all disparities and things that went wrong, not whine about the "bookfag" boogeyman. Whining about bookfags makes you an undesirable showfag and piss-drinker.
Examples of piss-drinking behaviour -
Thinking that the show is remotely canon and not fanfiction (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Fooking Legend" (whatever that is)
Not indulging in "cast" activities, which means you're an incompetent showfag and don't know which characters are being talked about
Referring to Asha as "Yara"
Crying about some goofy Dorne fanfiction story being destroyed by the Sand Snakes
Calling Ramsay "Ramsey" like a complete oaf
Not realising that whining about "frogfu" and other girls being posted is as beta and gay as it gets
Not understanding why Barristan Selmy or Areo Hotah couldn't have died that way
Coming from Reddit and expecting to not get BTFO in any way
Using terms like "bookfag", "bed-wetter", "stannisfag" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the saga only. No piss-drinking.
>>70044406
I don't know. Maybe he's old Bran from the future warged into somebody in the same way Bran warged into young Hodor
I can't remember the last time I bawwed so much over any fucking media than this episode.
RIP sweet prince. You were too beautiful for this world.
>>70044453
That sounds like it could be fun but it's likely shit.
>>70044455
not really, there obviously won't be a fight, instead we'll get more bullshit from the high sparrow, and everyone will retreat, I feel it's gonna be a more quiet episode that will set up more shit for future episodes
>>70044455
post trailer
>>70044461
This is better
What would have happened if there were only 19 good men
Test post
>>70043918
Even if he lived it is a dead house. Stannis can't have sons now unless he wants to legitimize a bastard then nothing will happen.
>>70044444
holy shit
The real fight of the Bastardbowl will be Ghost vs Ramsay's Hounds.
>>70044480
We'll get to see Benjen (who I wish was Coldhands but too late for him now) kick some wight ass with a flaming flail, at least.
#bringbackbrake
wtf happened
>>70044495
Are you a robot that just solved the captcha?
>>70044393
what a disgusting ratface
>>70044455
>implying anything will happen
Margery will probably get out, but there wont be a fight and the High Sparrow will still be in power.
Also I find it odd that D&D didn't give the Faith Militant armor.
>>70044510
wow Brake is a lot more bad ass looking
vlad's eyes are too close together and he looks retarded
>>70044521
You don't get downtime on reddit?
>>70044522
It's begun. Quick anon, save us all.Hold the door
>>70044510
Brake is superior as fuck, Vlad looks like a retarded slavshit
Can someone post the scared WW that fights Jon in the Hardhome episode? I want that reaction image for reasons.
>>70044533
Do they have armor in the books?
>>70044510
Is he supposed to be the same one that we saw the Children making?
Also was he an Andal or something? I always kind of figured the first one would have been First Men, but the guy was clean shaven and looked pretty contemporary.
>>70044522
ha ha my fellow anonymous , no I belong in the human species just like you! I love posting frogs as well
promise me, Ned
>>70044533
>Also I find it odd
I found it fucking stupid. That scene where they are standing off with the fucking Kingsgaurd in robes is just stupid. If they were wearing their bright, ornate armor from the books it would've looked like men defending their cause against some of the best fighters in Westeros.
In the show they just come off as desperate, weak religious fanatics. In the show they're ISIS.
They went for templars, and they landed on ISIS. That's what you call fucking up the source material.
>>70044610
From what I understand there are two orders within the FM, kind of like the Crusaders, there were full on knights and then poorer people armed with whatever.
I mean they were supposed to be a big thing in the past, and some members are knights and noblemen. I can't imagine they would have been a threat if they were armed with clubs and wool coats.
>>70044510
Brake
>Looks menacing as fuck, like a real force of nature, ready to fuck things up
Furdik
>I didn't ask for this
>Why am I even here?
>I wish I was at home, playing vidya james
>TFW lips too parched to part
>>70044617
not completely related but can someone post that post of someone calling someone else Mozart and the dude start sperging out
>>70044623
how could ned let herass to ass
>>70044435
Nope. I've got this one though
When's the next bald guy and dwarf episode
>>70044444
wew
>>70044623
Promise me, Ed
>>70044400
>>70044614
Furdik played the one the Children transformed. Andals are supposed to be blonde as opposed to the dark haired First Men, but D&D haven't shown that they care about these things so we can't know for sure.
>>70044651
>no percy or baldrick
>>70044634
ISIS is still armed with modern arms and protection. Its not like they walk around with clubs and beat back the militarizes of Iraq and Syria. Them being like ISIS would be knights wearing mismatched arms and armor but still basically effective.
>>70044666
why are women so hot
>>70044311
He fucked up, warging seems to care not about time
>>70044510
>>70044579
>>70044599
>>70044639
To be fair, the second NK is meant to be looking surprised in that pic since he just saw Bran in the vision. The first one is taunting Jon, so he'd be trying to look more intimidating.
>>70044666
who's the sloot
>>70044682
Percy?
>>70044691
because they won't be able to steal all your money otherwise
Promise me, Ned
>>70044677
Are Wildings all supposed to be dark hared then? In the show they mostly look like how you'd imagine people living that far north. Like Picts or Vikings.
The Starks are all black hair in the books, but in that universe hair color is passed solely by the father.
>>70044666
> don't cum inside, Rhaegar
>>70044272
Holy fuck the despair in his eyes. It's like he knows Bran will cause nothing but misery
>cucked by Lyanne
>cucked by Cersei
Is there a saddest king ever?
Where were you when GRRM confirmed he has something big planned for Darkstar, and why do you love Darkstar so much?
>Promise me, Ned.
>>70044734
fuck forgot pic
>>70044774
wuz we james bond n shiet
>>70044764
I think it's more that his epic life story is about to end abruptly.
>>70044766
He was never married to Lyanna so she didn't cuck him and he cucked Cersei just as much as she did him.
>>70044767
God damn it, George ... just tell us if there's a fucking Darkstar POV chapter or not!!!
>Promise me Ned
>>70044781
I want to choke her and fist her ass and vagina and make her deepthroat my cock and make her lick my ass hole and my toilet
Promise me, Eddard
>>70044767
>final chapter is titled Of the Night
>>70044781
Why is she so perfect lads?
>>70044767
>>70044803
>>70044694
I got the feeling he was anticipating to meet bran in the vision.
>Promise me Ned
>>70044803
There will be no new POVs, he said it multiple times.
HAHAHA PROMISE ME NED XD
SIMPLY EPIC
>>70044764
I think Promiseposting might have gone a tad too far.
>>70044837
HOTHEAD?
>>70043755
HOUSE DAYNE NOT IN GOD TIER? SHOW SOME FOOKIN' RESPECT.
>>70044833
Goddamnit.
>>70044837
it's a good meme
makes my penis erect
>>70044815
Wish she did more scenes with Manuel.
>>70044810
Same. I also want to pinch her nipples and invite my friends to gangbang her.
>>70044766
>literally fifteen years of nonstop feasting and fucking any woman he wanted
Nah he had a pretty good life
>>70044439
He's alive, chilling with Stannis, Bloodraven, Syrio and Sandor Clegane.
>>70044837
YOU'RE AN EPIC SIMPLE
>>70044222
MORE EDMURE PLS
>>70044877
>any woman he wanted
All except the only one he ever loved lmao
>>70044812
>>70044875
>>70044810
REEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOO
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO GO BACK IN TIME AND PREVENT HER FROM GETTING INTO PORN AND WAIFUING HER
>>70044871
Literally the Sephirot / Xehanort of GoT
>>70044878
And Maester Luwin and Shireen.
>>70044366
In season 1 she was such a QT and now just look at her. One of the worst members of the cast. Just hideous.
>>70044877
he was a depressive and had PTSD from the war. it was self-medicating.
>>70044895
He never "loved" Lyanna, hell he barely even knew her.
He thought he loved her, but I doubt Robert Baratheon ever loved anyone in his life besides his bromance with Ned.
>>70044455
The preview was boring except the bran scene. But no sansa, jon, cia and ramsay
>>70044877
>any women he wanted
>implying the only woman he wanted didn't leave him for sissy faggot and the died giving birth to his baby
>>70044904
Nah
So about Robert's death, do you think had he survived and found out about Daenery's dragons being born he would amassed everyone to go and fuck their shit up or would he do something different? I feel like one of the reasons he was assassinated was purely because of this reason.
>>70044737
In the current time in the universe there's a lot of variety with different reasons, but thousands of years ago when the transformation was taking place, even though there was variety, someone fair-haired being an Andal was a safer bet.
>>70044907
Sorry, I don't have kids.
>>70044921
Do not bully Maisie!
>>70044907
It is intentional tho, like GRRM is making fun of that cliche. Also nobody ever mentions it's a Grateful Dead reference. Apparently the fat man is a big fan.
>>70044927
he wasn't even consistent with Ned. bros don't have bros kill their daughter's pets.
Robert was a fucked up lunkhead who should never have been close to any position of authority.
>>70043755
Accurate, but I'd put Targs on shit tier. They're as retarded as Greyjoys. There's a reason most houses wanted them gone and only cuck houses like the Conningtons and Martells liked them.
how long is it gonna take euron to rebuild his ships?
>>70044939
He wanted to REMOVE TARGARYENS more than anything else in the world.
>>70044921
When are you kids gonna learn that cunnyfus not always translate into waifus?
Pretty much only N. Portman achieved the double crown
>>70044837
Ur a big ned
Jorah is going to get better, r-right guys?
>>70044965
4-5 episodes.
>>70044939
He'd be excited for another war
The only time he was happy is when he was fighting side by side with Ned and Selmy
>>70044965
Two episodes desu
>>70044935
>>70044781
Is Sasha a nice girl?
>>70044935
Has she ever said why she got into porn?
She is just so qt
Promise me, Ned
Promise me, Bruce Wayne.
>>70044965
>another homicidal maniac with a hard-on for Theon
Am I the only one that's getting seriously tired of the shitty storylines of this season?
>>70044982
>that sad look in his eyes when Vyserys told him "and yet here you stand"
Now I understand. Based Glein.
>>70044939
... come to think of, why the fuck was he assassinated?
>>70045029
Cersei is retarded
>>70045029
cuz he was about to know about the twincest?
These fucking fags nowadays, seriously
>>70045029
Because Ned was about to tell him that none of his children by Cersei were actually his and knowing Robert that would have meant the destruction of House Lannister down to the last member.
>>70044987
It all makes sense now especially before in one of Ned's chapters about how he mentions he wasn't fit for stamping documents and would much rather wield his hammer again. I could've seen how that would've been a problem from someone like Varys or Cersei's point of view.
>>70044461
go back to /lit/ and laughed at some more.
the whining nitpicking bed-wetting beta brigade is not welcome here.
>>70045001
No idea. But there are/were lots of girls which are insanely pretty and cute who do/did porn. I'm thankful they did.
>>70045000
She's a good girl plus she has the bad poosey.
>>70045029
Because Cersei is insane
>>70045000
she always swallow so yeah
>>70045014
any time the show totally rewrites existing plotlines they suffer. Dorne, The Kingsmoot, Tyrion/Mereen, even the stuff north of the wall which they've mostly kept to the book sequence gets shit up with their fast zombies / totally illogical plotting and pacing.
Why did D&D stop making Dorne scenes?
>>70044965
They'll be done by the season finale, which is complete bullshit.
>>70045000
yes
>>70044510
>>70044579
>>70044599
>>70044639
ITT : worthless whining virgins
>>70045055
/lit/izen here, we actually have a Science Fiction and Fantasy general where asoiaf is accepted and discussed, albeit sparingly.
There are FAR worse fantasy series around (Eragon, anyone?), this one just gets shit on more by contrarians on 4chan solely because it happened to get a tv show and become big.
>>70045081
why did they start?
>>70045081
Because they suck
>>70044982
He's gonna get the volcano hand m8
>>70045081
>stronk womyn
>>70045093
>this one just gets shit on more by contrarians on 4chan solely because it happened to get a tv show and become big.
This. Bed-betters BTFO once again!
>>70044947
But you knew who they were which means you're one yourself.
>>70045053
>>70045052
But wasn't Cersei sitting on a plot to kill Robert for ages? If Ned was just the catalyst, what the fuck was her reason to assassinate him before Ned started digging about the incest?
>>70045093
I remember /lit/ used to have pretty decent ASOIAF discussions but people there seem to despise it now because of the TV series. There was even a couple threads when some German anons received ADWD early and leaked some chapters.
Reminder that GRRM, not D&D, came up wih Hold The Door.
Worthless beta virgin bed-wetting whining book morons BTFO ONCE AGAIN!
>>70045055
Clean your mouth. It smells like piss.
>>70045154
If there is one thing I learned in 8 years on this website is that if something becomes popular with the normies, we don't like it anymore.
http://balticon.org/wp50/
Would you go to this if you could, lads?
Who are objectively worse?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10314883
http://www.strawpoll.me/10314883
http://www.strawpoll.me/10314883
Reminder that if you complain about the Dany fire scene you are a worthless, whining, edgy loser with no friends, no job and no life. You stink of piss and shit, your underpants are filthy, you have a tiny penis and a coat of slime on your forehead.
In other words, an ANGRY virgin.
>>70045029
Because Cersei was tired of having her cunt literally destroyed by Big B's big D
>>70045081
Because they already made the perfect Dorne scene.
>>70045209
ok
will you calm down now
Reminder that if you complain about the Ned/Dayne flashback scene you are a worthless, whining, edgy loser with no friends, no job and no life. You stink of piss and shit, your underpants are filthy, you have a tiny penis and a coat of slime on your forehead.
In other words, a book reader.
>>70045200
>that music duo
>>70045200
I've never been to a con before, from the outside it seems like a lot of dorks in costume and people sitting at tables selling shit at a huge mark up. So no, I wouldn't go. I have been to one of GRRM's book signings though. Author events at book stores are fine, not into the huge con thing.
>>70045081
>>70045223
>>70045127
I don't, but I assume they're from videogames.
>>70044427
>>70044427
I'm just hoping next see we see Dorne is when Jaime and Cersei march their troops to Dorne to BTFO everyone
>>70044982
He's going to meet up with Moqorro instead of Victarion and go full volcano hand.
>>70045209
The cure's certainly not here, Jorah.
>last episode introduced time travel which made the entire show pointless
>normies only talking about Hodor
>>70045200
There's an /r/asoiaf meetup soyes
