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sjw ruining hollywood part 45: now we need a female james bond
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Of course this isn't going to happen as it is insanely dumb on every level, but discuss anyway
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>>70043349
Bond is and always will be a white British male.

Fuck SJWs.

Then again, the franchise is dead, Craig has been boring as fuck and the movies have been shit since Casino Royale, the only good film since Goldeneye. Might as well get a female or black Bond and put the franchise out of its misery.
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Apologize
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>>70043379
le Casino Royale wasn't shit meme.
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>>70043379
>franchise is dead
>Skyfall is the highest grossing Bond film ever made

You Craig haters sure do spout some retarded bullshit sometimes...
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>>70043434
Lol shit logic.
>If it makes a lot of money, it must be good!

Avengers scored billions and was terrible capeshit. As was BvS.
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>>70043349
>ruining
Are you blind. This is genius.
All the women saying "WE NEED A FEMALE BOND NOW!!!" are the same ones who never go see these types of movies in the theatres.

If there is a female Bond it will get BTFO of the box office and will set a precedent in Hollywood about female reboots.
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>>70043462
BvS was a major flop in terms of expectations.

A movie with two cultural icons didn't even gross a billion dollars. Pathetic.
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>>70043349
>sjw ruining hollywood
>90% of blockbusters have cishet white male action hero American manly man as a protagonist
Damn, feminism ruins everything.
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>>70043469
what's your point
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>>70043468
there have been plenty of succesful female action movies

you have to be really clueless about RECENT cinema/tv history not to be aware of this
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>>70043419
>everything is a meme
You're the one who's shit.
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>>70043544
>Female reboots
Learn to read m7+1
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>>70043469
>>70043534
>>70043515
people who post rt scores as a source of crediblity should be banned tbqh
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>>70043544
Yeah, and they weren't reboots that took a male character and turned them into female.
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>>70043576
but i >>70043534 posted the positive RT score of SKYFALL as a counterpoint to the anon who first said that everything after CASINO ROYALE was shit then used its RT score to defend it after it was called shit itself
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>>70043568
>male reboots


arent successful either

total recall and robocop failed

and i cant think of any series that was rebooted with a female anyway aside from starwars which literally made billions
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>>70043576
found the DCuck
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>>70043602
Star Wars wasn't a reboot. It was a continuation.
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>>70043534
only fucking retards dislike Skyfall.
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>>70043638
agreed

Mendes & Deakins are a killer combo
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>>70043462
Saying a franchise is dead means that it is failing financially you sperg. It's not dead just because you don't like it.
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>>70043626
they still have the attachment to the original cast though and people are not upset over the un originality.people will gobble anything up because of brand name and meme actors so a fem bond would be succesful if they followed those guidelines.
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>>70043349
I'm okay with Scullybond. After Spectre, I don't care about Bond anymore anyway. And I liked Spectre in a way.

Fun thing is, normie women LIKE Bond as a man. Every girl I know would flip their shit if they're deprived of the eternal chauvinist.
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The people campaigning for a female or non-white Bond don't even give a shit about the character or the franchise. All they care about is pissing off all the 'racist, misogynist' white men. That's all they want, most of them won't even go see the movie.
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>>70043349
You're a liar. Serious Joke Wizards don't do that.
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>>70043760
Spectre was decent.
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>>70043638
Skyfall is the epitome of the modern day made by comittee movie:

-Clean stylish film look
-Edgy Inception-like droning repetitive music
-Thin plot with 2 dimensional characters, presented as something with "depth" and "unprecedented"<studios like to use this word a lot
-Villain who gets caught, has some personal relationship with the main hero(es) and most of the time a major dark edgelord
-Strangely enjoyable to watch at first and then immediately forgettable

Overall, a style over substance movie trying to present itself to be more and meaningful than what it really is; a thin cardboard cut out of what a film should be.
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>>70043712
You're a retard.

It's alive in box office only, it's soul, it's substance and spirit no longer exists.
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>>70043419
It was alright as a stand-alone spy film, it was absolute trash as a Bond film.
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>>70043766
>reverse shilling

i see your endgame.
i really dont care cause i would love scully bond.
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>>70043794
But that's not what saying a franchise is dead means you fucking autist.
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>>70043781
Don't forget the ultra "muh dark and gritty ultra realistic bent".

QoS the villain's plot was to own all the water, THE FUCKING WATER
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>>70043781
>-Clean stylish film look
Is that bad somehow?

>-Edgy Inception-like droning repetitive music

hm... No, I don't see the similarities at all.

>-Thin plot with 2 dimensional characters, presented as something with "depth" and "unprecedented"<studios like to use this word a lot

This is a James Bond movie FYI, if you're forgetting.

>-Villain who gets caught, has some personal relationship with the main hero(es) and most of the time a major dark edgelord

This is a James Bond movie FYI, if you're forgetting.

>-Strangely enjoyable to watch at first and then immediately forgettable

Translation: pic related.
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>>70043841
Oh, the irony.
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>>70043781
this is pretty accurate, we've seen it with tfa, jurassic world, marvel and fuckin bond of them all
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Is female bond lesbian? Or some shit like that?
Or she will just walk into some random bar say shes janet bond then suck somes dudes dick in bathroom?
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>>70043781
>>>Edgy Inception-like droning repetitive music
"no"
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>>70043781
Skyfall was pretty shit desu i just want old Bond back
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>>70043925
no, it's a vapid, impersonal, and cheep way of saying: I don't like it but I have no real criticisms so I'll call it out on stuff that's not really an issue.
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>>70043767
This isn't going to catch on anon.
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>>70043975
He criticized it well and funnily enough the way you described it: vapid, impersonal and cheep sum up Skyfall in a nutshell.
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>>70043933
>the entire movie is her getting sloppy drunk, sucking henchmen's dicks and then later accusing them of rape
>every time the main villain goes after her she tweets out snarky things about him and he gets flooded with death-threat E-Mail
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>>70043959
you mean you want a 2-dimensional Mary Sue self-insertion fantasy movie manufactured to take money from Baby-Boomers?
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>female James Bond
>tribbing scene

yes pls
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>>70043781
Pretty much sums it up.

We screwed up.

God dammit Brosnan, come back, come back
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>>70044006
>well

nope, see >>70043862
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>>70044027
you seem salty
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>>70044050
yeah come back and kill the franchise for good!
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>>70044061
>This is a James Bond movie FYI, if you're forgetting.
>This is a James Bond movie FYI, if you're forgetting.
>This is a James Bond movie FYI, if you're forgetting.
>This is a James Bond movie FYI, if you're forgetting.
>This is a James Bond movie FYI, if you're forgetting.
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>>70044093
nice shitpost.
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>>70044101
I was just repeating you =D
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>>70043781
nah, you have shit taste.
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>>70043781
Yup. Skyfall was pretty shallow, made it a lot of money though, normies are fucking idiots
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>>70044156
nah you're contrarian
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>>70044114
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cucks will love this, as they already loved the vaginization of Mad Max
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>>70043379

>craig
>bond
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Just let them do it and the lulz to be had after they fail.
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>>70043349
No, insanely dumb is not taking the opportunity to have a 007 - X-files cross over.
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>>70043794
>>movie franchises have souls

Dude, relax, it's just a movie.
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If you're not OK with this you're literally gay. I wish she was younger but they can make hey look younger.
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Skyfall was shit and boring.
Spectre was fantastic.
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>>70045483
>Skyfall was shit and boring.
>Spectre was fantastic.

MEANWHILE ON COUNTER EARTH
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>>70043933

For some reason I always thought that James Bond doesn't like to give or receive head.
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>>70043544
The elements that make Bond Bond, are tied to him being Male.

I'd love to see a female lead spy film, why doe it have to be Bond though?

Ohh yeah, because Hollywood is too lazy to build a new brand. James Bond is popular for a reason and a lot of that is lost when Bond is Gender Bent
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>>70043576
anyone who memes any version of "quite honest acronyms" should learn to write and think for themselves.
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>>70043349
A female Bond should be played by Nicki Minaj.
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>>70045846

Better than Leslie Jones.
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If there has to be a female bond, then Gillian Anderson is a good choice

> blaming sjw for stubbing your toe on the way to the fridge last night
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>>70043638
>Good visuals = a good movie
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>>70043769
Spectre was a boring piece of shit, take your gay little artistic shots mosaic and get fucked
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>Make M a woman, make an entire generation think of M as Judy Dench (Not a bad thing)
>Make his CIA contact black
>Make Moneypenny black

>None of this shit matters unless James Bond is also non-white, female, or both

The movies have been injecting some diversity in the franchise for well over a decade, but nobody is writing articles about that. It should be seen as the standard for modernizing franchises and introducing diverse casting where you can, but instead everyone just gets pissy because the lead is still a white male.

If they're trying to reflect the british tendency to completely overdo matters of diversity, then they're spot on at least.
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boner intensifies
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