new ep starting nao
>it's a Pastor Tim episode
What's everybody drinking tonight?
Oh damn, we're late!
Tonight's episode is titled "Dinner for Seven":
>Elizabeth finalizes the last steps of a personal mission.
Looks like we might not see the Korean ever again. Who's ready for the most awkward dinner of 1983?
>>70033241
>tfw can't wait for the weekly cut of Tatiana's ass
>>70033321
>no warning for sexual content this week
>>70033241
oh man why were we taking so long to make this thread
usually some anon makes a pregame and viewing thread but i didnt see shit as the opening credits so i started one myself
now theirs 2 americans threads in the catalog
mine and yours
haha
>>70033366
>>70033321
But there was a Nudity warning this week. So it might be Tatiana ass after all.We all know that Nina's ass is better.
>>70033321
reminder
>>70033456
Poor little white girl
What is Martha doing during all of this?
>it's a Gabriel is kind and welcoming but delivers bad news episode
>>70033456
LOL i was the one who posted this photo last week
i to break the news to you guys about her getting blacked
nah i dont actually hate to break it to you guys LULs
>>70033488
Being miserable as fuck in Russia and really wishing that she had some Jif right about now.
>>70033488
Waiting in a bread line probably
OH NOOOOOOO~
>>70033456
>>70033484
>>70033498
cucks pls go
>>70033488
didnt they say in last week episode that "things didnt go as planned"
implying a dark fate for martha?
>>70033559
calm down butthurt fag
you will never meet the actress in real life none the less get the chance to bang her
just be happy shes happy with the black cocks inside her
>>70033563
That was about the Gadd thing, most likely. Why did people think it was Martha?
>>70033604
ah youre probably right
Uh-oh Stan is on the hard stuff instead of the High Life.
>>70033488
shesdead. theyve already established it with
>the container theyve used werent strong enough to hold the virus and they shipped the last one in a fucking peanut butter jar in her bag
and
>the qt commie that Oleg is crushin mentioned and unforseen accident with her pilot
>>70033599
t. subhuman cuckold
>>70033241
You americans must love to see a russian agent turning american in his heart.
>>70033639
oh shit i was right >>70033604
idk why i ever doubted myself
iim a patrician with a keen attention to detail after all
*tips katana*
*sheathes fedora*
>>70033456
>>70033559
Just because she was hanging around with a group of black guys doesn't mean she got blacked. She was probably doing something qt and quirky like playing dice with the niggers.
Thanks for the beer
>>70033676
stay mad, smalldick
Seeds of doubt have been planted, Philip and Elizabeth turning soon! It's happening!
>Americans scheduled for 2 more seasons, ending in 2018
>>70033711
heheh the damage control and denial
>>70033752
t. self loathing subhuman cuckold
>>70033676
you arent using "t." correctly
or did you just realize that you outted yourself as being a subhuman cuckold?
t.someone who is confused about your post
>>70033764
Two more years son
>>70033599
Do you faggots have this shit on your mind 24/7? Holy shit
>>70033798
>t. self loathing subhuman cuckold
oh wow you are new as shit
LMAO
go back to facebook you humongous retard
>tfw you will never hug sad Elizabeth
>>70033820
have what on my mind?
i could careless if some actress likes black dick
dude im not the one who admitted to being a cuck like this guy did twice>>70033676>>70033798
WATCH OUT PASTIE TIM
>>70033484
>>70033498
>>70033599
>>70033775
>implying a far east russian gook is white
literally euthanize yourself
>>70033764
Where'd you get that from? Great news if true.
>>70033833
says the subhuman cuckold
>>70033884
dude why are you so butthurt?
who fucked your mom this week that got you so mad?
Can you cuckposters please fuck off already. We're trying to discuss a live show here you cunts.
>>70033904
a few news sources when I googled The Americans
>>70033912
hahaha you stopped using "t." incorrectly i see
LOL butthurt newfag
>>70033904
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2016/05/25/the-americans-returning-for-final-two-seasons-on-fx/
>>70033917
>le ebin cuckold rebuttal
>>70033919
alright fine but these newfags are just retarded and mad as shit
i like egging them on
Is Stan seducing Oleg?
>>70033953
t. self loathing subhuman cuckold
>>70033983
shut up, you're ruining the thread and no one likes you
Daily reminder that cuckoldry is wristcutting for middle aged white protestants.
Self-pitying masochism for special snowflakes who are just so unappreciated. They even get snooty about, like the true emos that they are.
>>70033956
Perfection!
I feel pretty tense for Oleg right now.
>>70034029
>being a cuck, a mad cuck at that
literally failed as a human being
>>70034021
yea you are you retard lmao
stop posting anytime kid
>>70033919
theres another thread for the americans with no
summerfags though
>>70034060
t. assblasted self loathing cuckold
>y u mad?
when are these two preachers getting whacked?
>>70034054
ok summerfag stay upset
>y-youre a c-cuck
you sound so assblasted kid
>>70034120
>says the literal cuckold
Prepare for awkwardness
oh boy here we go...stan the fbi man vs the preachers in same room
Most tense dinner meeting of 1983.
>>70034110
omg this fucking childish summerfag wont shut the fuck up
>>70034145
Seriously, wtf.
Pasta Tim is gonna die
Tim and his wife are never gonna get killed, are they lads
I love how much Stan mooches from them.
>>70034120
>my pornstar can beat up your pornstar
>>70034135
>he still doesnt know how to post correctly
green text is for quotes
>not to imply shit like some sort of butthurt faggot
thats how stupid and new you look
>>70034148
u mad cuck?
I hope when they return from commercial, they're right back there.
>social justice
>we believe in social justice
They're trying to make us hate them before they die right?
>>70034204
>says the triggered newfag cuck
I was half expecting Tim to say something "Oh, an FBI agent eh? That's something, huh Philip?"
>>70033498
>posting a photo
>from her IG that another anon provided
wow man where do you find these top secret unobtainable files?
>>70033295
The high life
>>70034182
Maybe its payback because their kids drink all his beer
>>70034255
>"FBI agent huh? look at that, KGB and FBI living next door, talk about borrowing sugar! Our own mini cold war!"
>Philips and Lizs face when
>>70033604
Gadds scene came after.
>>70034289
2/4, not even a passing grade
>>70034255
Perfect for a sitcom, brick shitting moment for this kind of show. Would've been funny, though.
Is that Based Gloria
Which dinner scene is more awkward?
Awkward: The Episode
>>70034341
should have known that the ignorant newfag was a mobile poster...
what exactly are you trying to prove here?
that you have a perforated anus?
>>70034393
The BrBa one went on longer and that's the main ingredient in awkwardness
>>70034410
Seriously, the tension could be cut out of the air in every scene, all that subtext
>>70034341
the newfag is a cuck poster hahaha
>>70034110
hahaha this idiot keeps calling himself a cuck
yo im liking how gramps and the old bag are doing some fieldwork in this scene
>trolling the poor Asian guy who didn't do anything wrong
Wow, what a ruse!
So this explains why Tatiana wanted the computer person...
>>70034413
>>70034437
>>70034474
>cuckold trifecta
ayy lmao
>>70034506
They also did wetwork and bagman duties too, so it makes sense they would be underestimated
>>70034510
Pastor tim wants some liz too
>>70034519
>im saying cuck, and i cool like one of you guys now
why are you in an americans thread if you dont even have the mental capacity to watch dora the explora?
dont you have school tomorrow?
wow that dude looked destroyed
MAIL ROBOT
OH SHIT THEYRE TRACKING THEM FROM THE FIRST SEASON
FUQQQ
>>70034588
>says the cuck trying to justify himself having a mental deficiency that causes him to have a subservient mentality
>>70034650
Mail robot was last season though?
Oh shit, previous season callback!
>Max Alpha really is dead
FUCK! And yet, we get Big Boss Barry in a suit; not sure how to feel about this...
>>70034677
>im gunna just try to sound smart now even though im clearly a butthurt autismo5000
>>70034698
It was time to go full assad considering it was going to go there anyway
>>70034718
>says the increasingly flustered cuck
>>70034677
dude the other anon is right you dont know how to even post properly and are trying way too hard
you have made a fool of yourself and you keep going on like some sort of retarded faggot
you arent trolling, you arent memeing
it shows you are butthurt as shit for having to realize that youre an idiot yet again
>>70034684
Also mail robot didn't give them anything useful but it does give them more breadcrumbs to follow so that is never good
now they're going to go back and find out terrible way that old woman died and now they dont have a direct inside source in FBI
>>70034734
He was one of the best parts of the show, though. Now the real question is who becomes the sidepiece to the Big Boss.
Brown Cersei?
Dahlia?
>>70034782
t. enlightened cuckold
>>70034754
what?
>>70034822
cuck
>>70034815
nuh uh youre the cuck
Elizabeth is definitely starting to crack, I would not be surprised if this is leading to them being turned.
Philip is already not very dedicated to the cause, but Elizabeth was supposed to be very dedicated from the start, but it's clear she's starting to break.
>>70034854
huh?
>>70034860
>Elizabeth gets batshit mad at Philip when he was going through shit because he looked weak
>She's going through shit and is weak now
hypocritical cunt
>>70034860
This whole mission really shook her. It's one thing to seduce a guy and break it off, but to make a friend, share dinner and stories...
Elizabeth is now in the hole that Philip found himself in a while ago.
>>70034856
who u calling cuck bro
>>70034943
кaкoй?
LIZ TALKIN BOUT PHILIPS SIDE CHICK
ELIZABETH KEKED IN HER OWN HOME
oh shit it got real
shhheeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiittttt
Paige is not going to like this
Wew lad
Oh god the actress that plays Paige was so fucking awful in that scene. It's like she has that same dumb look on her face, you know that "overly concerned eyebrows" bullshit. It's like the only face she knows how to act, terrible...
>>70034996
well now she knows what her mom can do.
LOL PAIGE IS GONNA LOSE HER SHIT NOW THAT SHE SAW HER MOM LITERALLY MURDER SOMEONE AND CANT SPEAK ABOUT IT
PAIGE SUICIDE SPRING 2017
>>70035021
You've never been in shock, have you?
>>70034996
It sure did. Sure hope that they chase down that other guy.
>>70035021
she's basically been learning on the job, and she is far superior to henry's actor with subtlety so we take what we can get.
>>70035056
i just noticed you are namefagging
summertime and the chan is shiiiittttty
>>70035056
>Liz makes her kill him to earn her stripes
>mfw Paige asks her mom to teach her how to fight
>>70035096
Fuck off with your opinion.
Might have to get a rerun of that next episode preview to see what exactly happened.
>>70035168
>ThatOneBro
you wanna be tripfag
fuck the newfags
fucking namefag
fags, man
>>70035068
>implying Henry isn't the best
i like penises in my butt and mouth
>>70035210
I've been around since the first season and used to make threads to get momentum going. You alright, man?
>>70035126
I don't think they will, Liz is leaning into Pastor Tim the way Phil is leaning into EST
People forget before the White and Red period of Russia, Russians had a strong religious tradition.
Even if Liz will never be a true believer, I think finding something comforting would be what elizabeth needs since she just ruined her friend's life and marriage, basically destroying what she is fighting so hard to keep
>>70035210
I was also in the writers room helping sculpt the story you are enjoying
Without me there would be no "The Americans"
>>70035287
This is one of the few points that the show totally gets wrong. Most ethnic Russians weren't actually rabid party line atheists in private, which is why official membership shot back up right after the USSR collapsed. Unless Liz is Jewish, it would be unlikely she would be so reflexively anti-religious IRL.
>>70035287
Speaking of that, earlier it was mentioned that Russia's technology at this point is pretty shitty - are Philip and Elizabeth aware of that? Also, why was Philip less susceptible to the "evil America" stereotyping going on?
>>70035359
If only, man. I ended up watching Justified and enjoyed it a lot, so I figured that I'd give their other offerings a shot and here we are.
hey guys, im ThatOneBro too
am i cool now?
Finally, something happens
fuck i love semen
>>70035262
youve only been here since 2013?
newfag get out
>>70035377
Elizabeth isn't just an ethnic Russian man, she is KGB, she has essentially been brainwashed from a young age to take the party line hook, line and sinker.
>>70035521
Make an Americans thread next week and you will be.
>>70035651
More accurately, 2007, but what difference does it make? Why are you angry, friend? We're supposed to be discussing the showand posting rare Ninas or Tatianas
>>70035377
I think they wanted to make Liz's zealot nature more alien in american since we have so many religious groups but I think people forget about orthodox Christianity in a lot of ways since it makes for a better contrast, atheism versus theism.
I've never studied deeply about religious roots of Russia during communist period but I assumed it didn't totally die out considering how strong revival was.
So that makes sense. Tradition is hard to stamp out even if you work at it.
>>70035452
I don't think it has anything to do with right and wrong for Phil but who is providing a better life and he sees how good it is for his family, the ideology doesn't matter either way for him.
The end means more than the means for phil. Whereas the means is all that mattered for Elizabeth but now I think that is going to change. She's openly seeking out a religious guy for comfort and she will be like Phil now and hating the job along side him.
>>70035658
yea making threads means youre cool
highfive bro
>>70035706
dont worry we are so chill bro like we aint got no probz bro
post more memes bro
your that one bro whos cool, bro
stay vertical, milano
>>70035762
american - america
>>70035762
I think you're right. It was probably easier when you're indoctrinated and see them as "evil Americans" until you meet them and see for youself. I see her being utterly shaken and I hope for the love of everything holy, that they do not further entrust Paige with anything.
>>70035875
great deduction bro, real insightful
im gunna go down to the quad later and bang some Cherokee chicks on the trail of beers, wanna join me bro?
>>70035875
They kept knowledge that came from bug in pastor tim's home secret, which is why Liz avoided saying anything about true nature of the tape.
Which is why they showed that seen in first place to show they still don't trust her.
I think they will give in next episode and let her prove herself.
Every little step in making her a spy, which is why Elizabeth is building up her skills like that pretend forgiveness thing.
>>70035955
Eric Andre is a good show.
what the fuck is the status on Stan and Oleg's relationship now? stans trying to turn him in biweekly visits to chat about Nina?
>>70036015
Stan just negged Oleg.
>>70035997
i know bro
thanks for not a total narc
thanks for not acting narcoleptic, bro
wanna hit this ranch with me bro?
>>70036032
so its ogre?
>>70036105
Well either oleg is playing stan with false intel or stan won.
>>70036015
Preview shows Oleg going back to Stan for something.
i feel so bad for jackie chan
liz really did a number on him
why is the son so fucking insufferable
is it the actor or just the writing
>>70035054
>>70035068
Paigefag damage control for shitty acting
>>70035377
Elizabeth is not fucking Jewish
She is a full on commie. It isn't farfetched that a KGB ideologue would be so averse to religion.
This thread is the worst edition of The Americans discussion I've read so far. This is exactly why I don't want it to get popular here so it stays comfy and the shitposting is kept to a minimum.
>>70037472
fuckin agreed
>>70037472
I'm sorry. I was the one who derailed the thread with the Blacked pic. It was not my intention.
Is Don going to commit sudoku?
>>70037472
>tfw The Americans and Mad Men have/had the best threads
Truly we know the partricians of /tv/
>>70037472
its all because of some retarded newfag who got called out on being new and got upset and started cuck posting
fuck that guy
he kept trying to imply that some other anon was the fuck but he was so ignorant that he didnt know wtf he was saying look
>>70033676
>>70033798
>>70034021
>>70034110
>>70034815
he hadnt realized he was calling himself a cuck the whole time like some sort of retard
>That ending
shit just got real
>>70038768
cuck
>>70040825
cuck
>>70040845
cuck
>>70040901
cuck
