>Where are my niece and nephew? Let's go murder them.
Is this the worst line in the entire series so far? I think it might be
>>70029423
He is most certainly the worst cast choice.
>mfw Ian McShane wasn't cast for Euron.
i think physical resemblance to Theon's actor was basically the only thing they considered when casting this character
>>70029423
Since when do the ironborn relish kinslaying?
>>70029423
"Bad pussy." is pretty much the worst line I've heard in the history of visual media.
>>70029448
>>70029607
Sure it's bad casting, but at least his acting is passable.
>>70029423
I thought Euron was supposed to be a sex god. Nobody in their right mind would touch that skeevy, ugly fucker.
>>70029737
the acting would be easier to accept if the writing wasn't so bad. i mean, the words they put in his mouth sabotage any talent or skill the actor might put into the role
>>70029607
honestly alfie allen would be a better choice for euron than this hipster faggot. unfortunatelly to young and already casted as theon.
also have to say that alfie is one of the better actors in the series so far
>>70029786
maybe the iron islands have different ideas about what's attractive
>>70029737
>but at least his acting is passable.
no it isn't, his acting is shit, don't come with crap writting, you can always improvise your script or add more quality to to your lines if it suits the character and the scene will profit from it, that's what acting is all about.
>no Vic
>meme Euron
This show is awful.
>>70029861
alfie is certainly a more striking actor and could deliver a more menacing performance if given the proper character to play than this babby face faggot
>>70029423
Keep in mind Euron in the books is on the same level of interesting as Oberyn. Just to give you an idea how much D&D don't give a single fuck anymore.
>>70029865
No, he's just ugly as fuck.
>>70030003
He played a child incest rape victim in Borgen
>>70030003
>alfie is certainly a more striking actor and could deliver a more menacing performance if given the proper character to play than this babby face faggot
that is true, that danish faggot is the worst casting on the show ever
>>70030063
>white
>male
>incest
>rape
>"victim"
lol
>>70030119
His dad (and his buddies too, I think) raped him when he was a kid and his mom didn't care.
>>70030119
>>70029535
Septon Meribald is a superior character anyway
>>70030063
>He played a child incest rape victim
yeah, cause he looks like one
>tfw your name is literally Pillow Assback
>seeing all those ships being prepared as Euron is crowned
>thinking Yara and Theon have accepted him and following his wishes and preparing the great Ironfleet to take all of Westeros
>Euron rises as a drowned man giving his first orders as the Reaper of Pyke
>"Lets go kill my niece and nephew :DDD"
jesus christ, how could they ruin such a perfect setup that might have redeemed the entire fucking season
I think the use of "murder" somehow made the line worse.
"Let's go kill them" doesn't sound as bad to me for some reason.
They could have just had him send Yara and Theon to Ethos with his alliance proposal to Danny. it would have the exact same effect on the plot while being orders of magnitude less retarded as well as marginally closer to what happened in the books
>Build me a thousands ships
Kek we're not seeing him again for the rest of
the season
>>70030470
>DABID WE ANOTHER BAD GUY
>Build a thousand ships
>A thousand ships
>10^3 ships
That is a huge amount of ships, literally impossible during medieval times, hell, it was impossible before we found out how to make steel ships.
The Spanish armada for example had 130 ships.
If the Iron Islands have enough trees to build 100 ships, that is a fucking lot already.
>>70029423
I want 1000 ships, chop all the trees !!!
>lives on a barren island
>>70030625
iirc in the books they have around 100 ships and several hundred little longboats. they call the longboats "ships" to try to puff up their military stats
>>70030281
Because now the Iron islands storyline is going to merge with Dany's storyline in Essos.
In theory, Euron's plan would work, but the female viewers would kick up a fuss over their 'stronk woman' marrying a pirate so the need a reason for her to refuse, and Theon needs a villain to overcome since Ramsey is being reserved for Sansa/Jon, so they are making Euron the big bad that Dany helps them overcome.
They are probably adjusting the battle of slavers bay from a conflict against the masters to a battle against Euron's Ironborn.
>>70030625
What is he hauling that require a thousand ships anyway? If it's purely to haul his army then wouldn't a requirement of 1000 ships mean he has the largest army in the show?
>>70029423
Euron just needs some bad pussy
>>70030179
Has this been edited in a misleading fashion or has America gone off the deep end.
someone explain to me how Yara could sail all those ships she stole from euron
does she have magic powers?
>>70030769
The ships are to bring Dany's army from slaver's bay to Westeros.
I think.
But her army is supposed to be all the dothrakis ever, their horses, and her army of unsullied.
So yeah, a lot of people.
>>70030625
>>70030763
if they had made Euron closer to what he was like in the books, maybe minus some of his more outlandish cartoony elements, I don't think female viewers would object to him marrying Danny. the fact that he's well traveled and sneers at his fellow ironborn for being parochial rubes should have made him the sort of character D&D like
>>70030869
I don't know. We saw how large the ships were. Would you say they are comparable to a Spanish Galleon?
> Capacity ranged up to 900 tons or more. Menéndez' San Pelayo of 1565 was a 900 ton galleon which was also called a nau and galeaza. She carried 77 crewmen, 18 gunners, transported 317 soldiers and 26 families, as well as provisions and cargo.
lets be very generous and say they are such good sailors and boat makers that they only need 30 crewman.
That still an army of 30,000 at the bare minimum to sail the ships.
>>70030769
He's building them to move Kelly C's army though.
It's still fucking retarded. It would take years to build such a fleet.
>>70030890
Even if he wasn't a last minute addition as a replacement for the Sand snakes, he would of needed to be introduced earlier to properly characterize him.
>>70030939
do you think they care about this
2 iron born could probably sail those ships in the show
>>70030884
>371 Greek ships
>300 - 600 Persian Ships
>Total of 971 ships on both sides
>680 ships on both sides
>No account of ship numbers
>1000 ships
>No account of ship numbers again
>212 + 272 = 484 total
>Steel ships from this one onwards
As I said, 1000 ships is fucking impossible during the time GoT is "based" on, unless you are chinese apparently, and as all ancient history, numbers are always debatable, since "historians" at the time were known for exaggerating numbers. And even if all of those chinese accounts were true, do you have ANY idea how many years it probably took them to build them? And trees and manpower? We are talking about China, almost the size of a continent and comparing it to fucking 7 barren islands.
>>70031066
I was just posting it because it was interesting, wasn't implying anything
>>70031173
I am sorry, I am just used to the passive agressiveness of posting an image to disprove someone.This site has eroded all belief that humanity can be good out of me
>>70029935
>that's what acting is all about
Thanks Marlon
>>70031232
That's fine. I understand.
>>70029737
Errr, maybe 5/10, which is passable but isn't ACCEPTABLE really.
>>70030399
They shoukd've just left it out. We knew what he was on about anyway.
>>70030470
In the books Euron converted to Red Godism while going to Mereen to fetch Dany for eldest brother Victarion; Yara and Theon are Stan's prisoners and we're not sure yet how the battle at Winterfell went, and Sansa is still in the Vale.
Meanwhile, Dany has violent diareah in the grass sea.
>>70031232
I tried checking this the other day but couldn't find much.
What is the population of the Iron Islands?
>>70030798
Possy*
>>70031374
Sounds terrible, based D&D fixing GRRM mistakes
>>70031383
I don't think we are ever told that, but it is described as barely fertile rocks.
So I'd say their population can't be very big.
Probably 2nd behind bad poosi
>>70031383
In the show there's like 30 Ironborn in existence and they all wear matching Greyjoy armour.
>>70031232
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cap_Bon_(468)
Still got writing is fucking garbage
>>70029423
You can hardly blame them, they used like half of his book lines in the first sentence he's introduced.
>>70029448
>>70029737
He doesn't have a lot to work with, D&D stripped the character of a lot of his uniqueness, both in appearance and the way he interacts with others. Euron's book appearances are all pretty memorable events and they've almost gone out of their way to make them bland and boring in the adaptation.
>>70031374
Please reread your post, it's so fucking incorrect.
>EURON converts
>EURON going to Meereen
>EURON going on behalf of Victarion
>>70031441
Poster is insane, please ignore him
>>70030763
After she married a rapist warlord, a rich slaver, and now fucks a mercenary who kills people for money I think a pirate would actually be the next logical progression in the line of "bad boys Dany fucks for money and power."
Actually that might be why Euron's getting all the fun sucked out of him, if they portrayed him like he is in the books half of Tumblr would want to jump his bones and then the female viewers would be mad when she turns him down
>>70031638
i suspect they are turning him into a generic ironborn lunkhead so that the females/sjws/et al in the audience can root for danny or yara when they kill him.
what i wonder is whether they really dont have enough screentime left to fit a character like bookEuron into the story and decided "fuck it, let's just make him an easily hateable testosterone villain", or if they just so bad as writers that they think this version is better
>>70029423
>When you play HBO's Game of Thrones, you win or you die.
>>70031782
I think you're right on that, they're scaling up the power and competency of all the female characters to pander to that audience.
You can always tell the tipping point when a show gets too many female fans, hell back around Halloween I was watching some season 1 Supernatural and I was amazed at how far that show fell, to say nothing of what Felicity's fans did to Arrow.
>>70030839
Deep end. It was during Lady Gaga's performance of Till it Happens to You at the Oscars. It was because of Spotlight and SJW's.
>>70029423
ALL of the fucking dialogue has become quite stale. And the acting has gotten (even) worse because of it.
>>70030399
This. Let's go kill them is at least passable.
MURDER them makes this scene into an SNL skit
nothing compared to the "I WAS RAAAAAAAPED" scene with sansa, bane and he-man
>>70029448
>D and D offered Dominic West a part years back
>he refused
>he's now keen to work on GoT
Why the FUCK didn't they cast McNutty?
>>70029423
The whole scene where Tyrion bargains for his life with the slavers was pretty awfull. "Chop off his COCK. A dwarfs COCK is magic" "He'll know cause it's a dwarf sized COCK" "GUESS AGAIN". "Jousting. You're talking about jousting! A fancy game for fancy lads".
>>70032230
>bane
Where?
>>70032230
Is selling people to rapists/killers to gain power not a bad thing now?
>>70032494
sorry, meme mix up, i meant cia
>Get hype for Euron
>It's a disaster
Well I don't know what I was expecting
>>70029613
Since hack and hack stopped giving a shit about the logic of their own show, let alone the univrse
>>70029423
You like the bad lines but you need the bad pussy.
>>70032168
The dialogue has been stale since season 2. Season 3 is when it got noticeably bad.
>>70031383
When pressed to give details for a tabletop game GRRM shat out the following numbers for army sizes
Crownlands - 15k
Dorne - 45k
Iron Islands - 20k +500 longships
North - 45k
Reach - 80k to 100k + 200 ships
Riverlands - 45k
Stormlands - 30k
Vale - 45k
Westerlands - 50k
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Armies
I think Euron's retarded dialogue was meant to show that he now has slight brain damage thanks to that stupid baptism. I'm fucking pissed that they're ruining Euron, he's an awesome character in the books, full of dreadful mystique.
>>70032580
>tfw telling everyone that the best character is coming, this season will be goat with probably the most important character after danny and jon
>babyfaced pedophile rape victim with a speech impediment
why DnD.. whay?
The whole show is literally Bad Casting : The Series
The only characters that fit into their role correctly are CIA, the memedwarf and Jon. Everyone else's acting feels like their families are being held hostages and they HAVE to act their shitty undesired role or they die
Why can't there be more Sopranos/Rome-tier casting choices, is it literally that fucking hard?
>Those are brave men knocking at our door. Let's go kill them!
This always sounded wonky as fuck to me.
>>70032892
>The only characters that fit into their role correctly are CIA, the memedwarf and Jon. Everyone else's acting feels like their families are being held hostages and they HAVE to act their shitty undesired role or they die
CIA is literally shit
>>70032892
Jon, CIA, and le funny dwarf are each played by bad actors though.
CIA in particular is atrocious. Wooden acting doesn't really bother me that much, but control your fucking accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suttG1NrCqU
>>70030763
How the fuck can Euron's plan work when Dany had turned down men far greater than show Euron. The plan only had a chance of working because of Euron's charisma in the book. In the show he's just a typical ironbabby.
>>70032892
I don't get how uncommitted some of these actors are, this show is way bigger than it has any right to be and this could be a path to A or at least B-list fame plus creating a real fan following. Instead we get a female lead who won't dye her eyebrows, wear contacts, or keep weight off between seasons.
>>70032892
I think the real problem is that they killed off too many good actors, casted too many people like bit parts at the start, and now with the writing quality drop off and totally crap pacing the whole thing is like a creaky old house about to collapse.
>>70032892
They nailed Tywin and Ned though, Jaime and Cercei's actors are pretty solid as well, along with Varys.
Euron's actor fucking blows, should've gotten Mads Mikkelsen. He's a phenomenal actor and his name is literally Mads, perfect for Euron.
BAD POOSEY
>>70033077
What could have been...
WHO'S READY FOR A SPOILER
U RDY MY DAD IS D&D
GET THIS GUYS
DANNY IS GOING TO KILL HIM, TAKE HIS SHIPS AND SAIL TO WESTEROS
HAHAHAHAHA WHO DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING, IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING THAT ATTACKS DANNY BECOMES ASSIMILATED INTO HER ARMY, WHAT A PLOT TWIST HUH
>>70032933
CIA is weird, because he doesn't seem to know how to play the character. Of course some of it might have to do with him being too lazy to invest himself in the character, but otherwise it might be him not being told how the character is feeling, so it all comes off as him pretending to be a badass mastermind who knows more than he lets on.
That worked for the character of CIA, but Littlefinger isn't pretending.
>>70033131
I'll have you know there's no PUSSSSIEEEEE *thwack*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B_netzcluQ
> Have enough support to jack most of the existing fleet from Euron
> Not enough support to kill a handful of dudes on a beach while one of them is being drowned
They really did bungle this story line
>>70033184
biggest casting mistake in the series so far
>>70033306
i honestly can't see why she didn't axe him in the face when he showed up.
>>70033354
Yara doesn't have a throwing axe even though it would literally solve every problem she's had.
GoT 2.0 is fucking trash
>bad pussy
>who said anything about """"""him"""""
>let's go murder them
The worst line was not acknowledging this 3
>>70033006
Kit Harrington is a bad actor, but he comes across like he's trying to be better.
Some of the others are abysmal, though.
Daenerys has no charisma at all, and can't even say her lines competently. All her scenes rely on the charisma and interestingness of other characters and their actors.
>>70029423
I've not heard anybody complain about the shittiest line I've heard this season
After Tyrion unchained the dragons and he turns to Varys and says "if I ever have an idea like that again... Punch me"
It was such an out of place, hamfisted line, it didn't sound like the kind of thing Tyrion would say. And it's not like Varys is the punching type. I'm sure Reddit loved it though.
>>70033424
>who said anything about """"""him"""""
What context was this said in?
I can't even remember it.
>>70033514
I was too busy wondering why they showed a "previously on" segment with Dany putting small collars on her medium sized dragons, and then show Tyrion taking off a big collar off a giant ass dragon.
>>70033514
It was corny, but it was something Tyrion might have said. Admittedly, he wouldn't have asked Varys to punch him, because as you said, Varys isn't the punching type.
>>70033526
Varys to Tyrion about Dany being the greatest ever in Season 5.
Called back last episode by Tyrion to Varys about the new fire priestess.
>>70030179
we wuz victims?
>>70033424
>who said anything about """"""him"""""
This is easily the worst. Varys was easily my favorite character before Dumb and Dumber made him a Danyfag.
>>70033026
They already shown why in the season premiere.
Ships.
Meereen and Dany are at a serious disadvantage due to the destruction of the ships in episode 1.
This leaves Meereen Without a navy and incapable of trade, and most of all, leaves Dany without a way to westeros. And suddenly here comes someone who-
A) has a fleet of ships
B) shares her goal of wanting to conquer the 7 kingdoms
The last couple of episodes has made it clear that Dany is done with diplomacy and is ready to use the armies she has acquired.
MY CAAAACK
I GOT A BIG CAAAAACK
OOOOO YOU'LL LOVE MY CAAAACK
HEY GUYS, HEY, HEY! THEON DOESN'T HAVE A CAAAAACK
>>70033756
Oh God, that was crap.
What were they even going for? Presenting the Ironborn as crude barbarians? Because that's not what the scene or its tone was intimating.
>>70030992
2 good iron born
>>70032787
what about daeneys?
this show is completely fucked.
am i supposed to believe that every guard in doran's palace had sided with the sand snake bitch and her stupid fucking quest for 'revenge' by killing all of oberyn's family?
and am i supposed to believe like 10 ironborn could take an ENTIRE fleet of ships bloodlessly with nobody noticing until they were home free?
what the fuck is this shit.
>>70029423
being retarded is the iron isles schtick though
>>70031066
They just need 1 thousand ships because Dany has 100,000 men, and they've established that 1 ship holds a hundred men in the show.
>>70029423
Ironborn are dumb fucking cucks but that doesn't change the fact that this Euron is terrible. Even if you ignore the books the actor is underwhelming for the part. He's not charismatic. But he's also not intimidating or unsettling like Tywin. He's just fucking boring and acts like a random extra.
>>70033514
yeah i was watching that scene passively and wasn't focusing on the bad and still cringed when that came up, i didnt even need to look into it it just hit me straight away how bad it was
>>70034401
Exactly.
He's like a younger, less charismatic version of Davos, not an intimidating magic pirate.
He should be a second-in-command minor antagonist, not a central character and possible protagonist.
>>70029423
>Can't wait for the long-haired, eye-patch wearing, purple-lipped swashbuckler Euron
>Then I see this
>THIS
>>70029935
>you can always improvise your script or add more quality to to your lines if it suits the character
You ever been on a set before? Actors who aren't playing major characters don't get to do that shit if they want to keep a stable career. You think they can say "fuck your writing, I know better than you" without repercussions? That shit doesn't fly at all, especially with a production with as many moving parts as this one.
>>70033490
>Kit Harrington
I don't get some of the hate towards Harrington. Sure, he's not particulary talented, he's stiff and sort of a one trock pony, but his one trick sort of fits his character and he's a dedicated guy who seems to really love what he does for a living.
Does this look like two warts to you?
>>70032787
This vs. the entire military reserves of Imperial Rome (~250k legionaries). Who wins?
>>70032892
Stephen Dillane and Iain Glenn are pretty damn good.
>>70030179
Money.talks.webm
>Ian McShane will only be in one ep
kek
>>70030798
poo-cee*
>>70029423
What? That line was perfectly executed, he had a nice psycho twinkle in his eye when he said it too.
>>70029861
Look at him dressed like northerner.
The Ironborn have the best outfits
>>70035960
They so rarely do male nudity and when they do they have to do it in the most absolutely tasteless way possible
this is true of TV in general
>>70032005
Fuck I can't watch webm on phone.
You mind telling me what happens or what to search for?
villains in the show have always been shit
like ramsey bolton is 1 step away from prancing around in clown makeup and acting like the joker
its the series's long flaw
>>70029423
>I drink, and I say things
>I'm dead, and now I'm not
>Next time I have an idea like that, hit me in the face
>Hmm, I suppose we CAN'T play without drinking
Now that I think about it, Tyrion has gone full retard, but it only goes to show that the writers have lost all touch with the show.
>>70033184
it would have been glorious.
>>70030668
>ships took years to build in the 19th century
>wants to build 1,000 in time to still be relevant
>has 20 guys on a rock that is constantly rained on
lel
>>70037418
/thread. That is some Whedon-tier dialogue right there
>>70029786
I'm a girl and I think he's cute.
>>70036685
The exception to the rule was Carlos
>>70038691
You're the reason everyone hates women
>>70033720
too bad she'll have to suck ironbabby cock for it.
I might be caught up in the moment, but fuck he might be the worst character to pop up so far. He's completely retarded and was just there making dick jokes.
>AYY GET ME 1000 SHIPS *THRUSTS DICK*
>>70038691
>cross-eyed
gross.
Jackehboi from SoA would've made a good Euron
>>70036597
the ironborn look like theyre wearing piss stained bed covers
Holy shit does Euron actually have both eyes? What is with D&D?
>When you gotta build 1000 ships but you need the bad pussy
>>70033567
>previously on
>giving HBO your shekels for this shit
>>70033913
the show skips over a lot of the inequality Doran presided (and did nothing) about in Dorne.
Also after Oberyn died, the Sand Snakes seized a huge amount of power because Doran, again, did nothing, and because the people were pissed because they loved him.
I'm glad they skipped over all that shit in the show though, I hated all the dorne scenes on GoT. GRRM had time in the books to explain all that shit.
I hate this show man
If theon and yara had enough dudes to go and straight up steal ALL MUH BEST SHIPS why the metric fuck would they not just go kill Euron?
the nigger was literally being drowned and there was like ten people there.
He straight up admitted in front of everyone that he murdered his brother and the rightful king balon
>>70039348
same reason why the lannisters don't really have blonde hair/green eyes any more, or why dawn was a regular sword with a star painted on the pommel
they don't give a fuck and 96% of the show's audience watches the show for tits and violence and the "WOO YOU GO DANYEREASSD YOU'RE THE BEST"
>>70039512
>when you have to build a fleet from the 5 barely alive trees on the iron islands
>>70033184
>>70033329
He would never accept the role in this shit show.
>>70040136
Who is he
DUDE
LET'S GO MURDER THEM LMAO
>>70030884
They forgot one of the biggest.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Cartagena_de_Indias
I like the actor and I am a big fan of his accent and awkward line delivery, it seems very suitable for their house
>>70040544
I AM THE DROWN DOG :DDDDD
>>70040219
Hannibal?
>>70033077
>Mads Mikkelsen as Euron
Holy shit that would've been perfect
>>70030884
kinda proves his point doesnt it? The biggest number mentioned is 1000 and thats chinese "ships" which were probably not really sea-worthy to begin with.
>>70030179
Jesus fucking Christ, Americans are always cringe as fuck but this is on another level
>>70037817
No they didnt you fag. Depending on the size of the ship it took at best 2 months to build maybe 3 or 4 if really fucking huge. Still too long to catch up with dickless and his sister.
>>70033184
delete this immediately
Remember when we praised television dramas for their compelling interesting villains? What happened? Why is HBO allowed to just piss on our faces?
I'm expected to praise HBO with money for giving me:
Ramsay
Euron
High Sparrow
Zero Dialouge Icey Darth Maul
Then our EPIC HEROES XD are Jon Snow and Dragon Mother....
The only "interesting" characters are either total memes like LF or total fucking cucks.
AAAAAAAAAAAAH WAKE ME UP
>>70029423
>Le I killed my brother (king) :DDDD
>Let's kill his children too :DD
>Let's build boats and go somewhere most of us didn't even know existed :DDD
>I don't even know if the dragon queen needs any ships but whatever :D I will shove them up her ass in case she doesn't :DD
>>70033514
The joke quality this past two seasons has dropped tremendously
In season 1 to 3 jokes were kind of natural, free-flowing; when Bronn says 'there is no cure for being a cunt', it naturally put a smile to my face, it was a line you could hear two people saying in a conversation and chuckling to themselves.
The humor now, on the other hand, is ham-fisted and forced. 'Jokes' such as
>Ok, top 5 best things in life haha
>Next time I get an idea like this, punch me haha
>Bad pussay haha
>Who said anything about him haha
Feel like they belong in a shitty bazinga comedy with a laughtrack and not GoT. It feels like Adam Sandler was suddenly hired by D&D to write the fucking scripts.
>>70042995
Is Hugh Sparrow supposed to be a villain?
>>70037817
The whole conversation between Tyrion, the female slave and the dickless guy (grey worm?) is close, or even worse.
>>70043189
He knows she needs ships because he's the leader of the sons of harpies. And they were the ones who burnt Kelly's ships.
>>70029535
This image is really unnerving
>>70030179
>comparing molestation to the Holocaust
How is this acceptable?
DABID WHAT IF THE DOTHRAKI ARE THE SONS OF THE HARPIES
>>70030179
I don't see the problem with supporting victims of sexual abuse but this is blatant pandering to make it look like hollywood have souls
Why does Euron look like a nu male
>>70032787
>One eyed rapist suave ruthless bastard with dashing good pirate looks.
>Get muttonchopped weirdo
Man I should have started to watch game of thrones when it started so I wouldn't see all this shit show and decide it's not worth getting into.
>>70039621
What the fuck are you on about? Oberyn isn't dead in the books
>Taking one of the best characters from the book and turning him into another boring, dumb ironborn with no interesting qualities whatsoever
Why the fuck would they do this? I have no qualms with them changing things from the books to make the story adaptable to TV but there's literally no justification for fucking up a character this badly.
>>70044429
Because D&D are terrible writers who so badly want a show with easily identifyable good guys and bad guys. Don't be surprised when the show ends with Dany and Jon married and sitting on the throne with Tyrion as their hand.
Perhaps he is wondering why a king would murder a man
>>70029423
I thought Lemmy died
>>70042748
Delete this
>>70043686
Exactly.
Only joke that works are Tormund lusting brienne wich is funny and totally in caracther for both
The rest is "insert dick-size or dick-absence joke"
>>70029423
Should've been lets go kill them. But I'm fine with what they did. Though replacing kill with murder does have humour effect.
>>70032005
>Till it happens to you
Ayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGrfhsxxmdE
>>70029423
cringe hard.
>>70033042
Yeah, I never understood that. There's literally an entire city populated by people who want an "in" to the entertainment industry. A lot of them would probably kill a toddler to have a chance at something like GoT, and yet, here we are.
>>70030992
>>70030939
>>70033791
All you need is twenty good men. No more no less.
>>70032532
This is 4chan. Everyone is a social retard who manufactures a deep seated hatred of women to fit in.
>>70033514
It's a bad joke that hasn't worked in decades, and the wording of it doesn't fit the GoT universe. The humor does fit the character, though.
>>70045801
I can recommend some reddit subs for you. no, I'm not being sarcastic.
GoT is GOAT
>>70030179
At
The
Fucking
Oscars
Are
You
Kidding
ME?!?
>>70029448
they fucked this up big time, even theon looks more like a motherfucker than this fuccboi fella
OP makes me think of pic related, any else think so?
>>70029613
They don't but it's pretty obvious damphair has no love for baelon or his children. He sees them as the lannisters of the iron islands. Not in wealth but in regards to fucking shit up for the ironborn. Both in decisions and in culture.
>>70029423
I think Mads would have been best casting option, but I'm kind of glad he isn't Euron. What the show has become is too far beneath Mads Mikkelsen, and no actor can make the bad directing and terrible writing come off better.
>>70044226
Agreed. Also getting sick of how only female victims... oh I'm sorry 'SURVIVORS'... are recognized or cared about at all. I'm all for awareness of rape, molestation, and domestic abuse, but I'm sick of this forced narrative of female perpetual victimhood.
>>70031066
Meanwhile you have no problem in believing an army of zombies, snowyman with superpowers, time travel, a Dothraki horde with 10000 people surviving in a barren wasteland, giants, stonedisease that turns you into a rabbit wild stoney creature, dragons, CIA teleportation, mind control, 20 good men defeating an army, death resurrection, magical smoke babies, magical facetransplantation and last but not least Sam still being a fatfuck while being on the wall.
no 1 thousand ships is what really makes this show unbelievable.
>>70047539
Not that anon, but the Iron Islands are poor and very stony, and ship building takes time on top of resources that are not readily available to the ironmen and must be plundered from elsewhere using what ships they already have.
It is pants on head retarded in the same way Theon fast-traveling to the Iron Islands like this is fucking Skyrim is fucking retarded.
>>70042995
>Implying the High Sparrow isn't based
>Implying Ramsey isn't based
>Implying white walkers need dialogue
C'mon, your argument boils down to "it's not what I would've done"
>>70047722
It's no hard to imagine they already have a stock of wood somewhere, or that they are insanely skilled in building ships to the point where they can easily build them fast or hell even that Euron was just using an hyperbolic statement to show his greatness. A little bit of imagination to fill up several plotholes always comes with these shows. I'm not saying it's a terrible line and doesn't really make any sense, but it's like that giant scythe they used to defend the wall. No reason to fall over it.
"That's what I do. I drink and I know things." Another reddit-tier cringeworthy meme line
>I'm takin over
>no I am
>fine bitch
>turns round, ohh shit that nigguh stole muh fleet
>ill build another one anyways
This series, man, it's getting too much.
>>70047852
I liked that desu. It was in character, cheekily truthful and arrogant.
>>70031066
So, your argument is "it's impossible" because "there aren't enough trees"?
What are you smoking? Any number of ships is possible if they have the resources. How does GOT-verse and real life have any baring on each other?
>>70032892
Stannis, Tywin, Theon, Jaime and many others have good casting. It is just that usually they have bad casting with decent writing, and good casting with shit writing. Tywin and Oberyn are few cases were they have both decent.
Euron is shit casting with shit writing.
>>70032933
You did not like Ned Stark was portrayed by Sean Bean?
>>70048472
Tywin Lannister (DEAD)
Roose Bolton (DEAD)
Stannis (DEAD)
Mellisandre
Davos
Jaime Lannister
Oberyn Martell (DEAD)
Varys
Tyrion* (exception since he is the only dwar capable of acting without looking like a circus attraction)
Looking at this we have only Melly, Davos, Jaime, Varys and Tyrion doing anything interesting to the plot, everything else is shit, and honestly even they were second tier compared to Tywin, Roose, Stannis that were the most interesting plot makers in the series
>>70048777
>Roose
with the last of the great ones dead, the show succumbed to shit. hopefuly the Tarly guy will save it.
>>70048777
Bran caused the lannister incest every time he needed jack off material.
>>70033756
MY COCK IS MUCH BIGGER THAN YOURS - the show
>>70048777
High Seagull
Arya
Queen of Thorns
Cersei
Bronn
Edd
>>70048820
>hopefuly the Tarly guy will save it.
Probably gonna get stabbed by Gilly and Sam becomes Lord of Horn Hill.
>>70029423
Staying in the tree for too long creates time remnants of bran and there are multiple versions of himself existing through history.
Destined to fuck shit up to prevent any nasty time paradoxes.
Bran is the nights king, the raven etc.
>>70048870
>Queen of Thorns
she is left, give you that
Highgull's plot is ending, never was interesting in the first place. Everything else is boring. Bronn is not comming back.
>>70048820
Randyll Tarly is a big deal in Westeros, a great general and battle-tested commander. Even Stannis saw him as the only guy he respects and sees as more capable than himself. So yeah, I have great expectations for that guy, however after the shit they did with Euron, the producers went retard.
The worst shit I can imagine is that they try making this medieval patriarchal setting into a women will overcome and lead the mankind to victory scenario. And I'm not talking just Danny, I mean over the whole spectrum, just women and castrated men dominating the whole plot.
"Oysters, shells, and cuckolds!"
>>70049363
When did Stannis see him more capable than himself?
>>70049521
Yo, where dem clams, gurls.
>>70029423
Midget: we need some smart super powerful person to fix everything
Dickless bald guy: where will you find him?
Midget: *long dramatic pause* who said anything about a him?
>>70049526
everyone was more capable than stannis, a fucking midget defeated him ffs
the guy just knew how to talk shit and burn his people down because of tits and red pussy
>>70030179
Look at all those people standing in solidarity with Debbie Wasserman Schulz. Brings a tear to my eye.
>>70029423
>Is this the worst line in the entire series so far?
Ten years from now the only 'line' anyone will remember is "HOLD THE DOOR! HOLDDOR! HODOR HODOR HODOR!!!"
>>70048472
I LIKE Alfie, but he was not good casting for Theon. Show Theon is very unlike book Theon and they went out of their way to make him a pathetic victim of circumstance from the start on the show, on top of casting someone who did not resemble the character and styling him to look like a dork.
Theon has not been handled well at all.
And now they cast this guy presumably because he looks like a fat middle aged Alfie.
>>70030179
Imagine what it must have been like to be there and realize that whole thing was fucking retarded but you had to stand up and clap like an idiot or face the possibility that a camera would catch you not participating in the retardation and your career could be ruined.
It's a fucking horrifying thought and I'm sure there were a bunch of people in the audience in that situation.
>>70030668
Also...are you seriously telling me that nobody in a maritime kingdom that bases its entire economy on raiding ever thought of building more ships before?
>>70029448
This. Pic related would have been a hundred timew better than that ugly fat face pig.
>>70029423
>>Where are my niece and nephew? Let's go murder them.
Arrrrggg. I'mma bad guy! lol
Lets go rape some women with my mighty penis of misogyny!
>>70029423
> MYSOGYNISTIC EVIL MAN PENIS
> MYSOGEVIL MANPI
> MYSOMANPI
> MYMANPI
> EURON!
>>70032892
if you told me Jerome fucking Flynn would be playing Bronn,I would have laughed, but he's been great
>>70029423
I'd still say kinslaying quipping Sand Snakes was worse but this was pretty bad.
I also don't think anything has or will surpass the Baelish/Lady Arryn moondoor "Do You Remeber?" scene.
DnD might as well as turned up on screen at that moment and asked audiences if they were still able to follow along with the story.
That was as cringe as the show has ever been for me.
>>70029423
to be fair
yara already declared her intent to execute him, so there's no real surprise here
>>70050811
what proof did yara have that euron killed the old fart? why did he even admit to it?
>>70047980
the point is it went from scenes like this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fagbvSa-kOc
to
>I know things xDDD
>>70032892
CIA can't make it through a single sentence without his accent changing 8 times. He's so shit he makes the other weak links look flawless.
>>70050873
there was no point of denying it, a successor shows up after years right "before" the king dies
I like him. Pompous needs a baby face, which is which this character was, personified.
>>70050926
Aiden Gillen is just pure shit as an actor, not just in this role, that is the reason he became a /tv/ meme in the first place. Newfags picked up the meme and now post it unironically as if he were some underrated actor.
>>70047980
>cheekily truthful and arrogant.
intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor ;)
>>70051106
>Newfags picked up the meme and now post it unironically as if he were some underrated actor.
/this
now it spread like cancer and we all gonna /b/
>>70051106
He wasn't so bad in the wire but I do agree a great deal of the things I've seen him in since have ranged from mediocre to absolute rubbish
>>70030179
>those soulless expressions on some of the audience members
Poor bastards.
Nobody should be ambushed by something like that
What I find most strange about this show is where to they pull all the shitskin extras from?
>>70048777
I don't know why they got a living legend actor only to have him sit in a tree and say 3 lines
>>70051470
Spain
>>70032892
There was good casting, but all the good actors left the show when their characters died. The only ones left have had their characters butchered by dnd, like Jaime and Davos. Cersei is still kinda ok, but they really tried to push her being a victim instead of the instigator of all her own problems and many of the problems of others.
>>70051470
mostly britain, native brits are shitskinned as fuck
>inb4 he has 'scottish, irish, welsh' blood
no faggot you all do, you're brits.
>>70030179
>preaching about rape
>to an audience full of child fuckers and casting couch victims
>>70051689
KEK
this is america m8, if you're white and you didn't fuck your mother or raped your child you don't deserve the citizenship.
>>70049844
>a fucking midget defeated him ffs
He didn't litteraly fight Tyrion 1v1 you mong
>>70037298
>Can't use webms on phone
Why arent't you using clover senpai?
>>70030523
the geography doesn't really support the writing in the show at all.
>le build me a thousand ships here on this little shitty rock island :D
>>70051676
>native brits are shitskinned as fuck
You must be retarded.
It's not unreasonable to assume that the Greyjoys will get a great amount of the wood required via raiding. Both chopping down trees outside of the Iron Islands and from destroying houses and such. Likewise, they probably already have a pretty big stockpile of wood.
Saying 1000 ships was probably hyperbole as well. What'll happen is, at a certain point, he will say when they have enough to launch their campaign.
It still isn't properly thought out though.
>>70051951
>You must be retarded.
he's right, native brits are swarthy as shit, the blondism and fairer skin comes from norse settlers.
>>70051106
he wasn't bad in the Blitz
>>70051106
He was well regarded until *that* scene
>>70029861
I really, really want to bang Lily Allen to be quite honest with you.
