>It's a fat Marilyn Manson episode
>>70025900
i lel'd op
>>70025900
>It's a five minutes of Dorian having sex with a man episode
>It's a "The show acts like it's a twist, but the audience saw it coming from a mile away" episode.
Seriously, I just finished S1? Were they really banking on everyone forgetting about Ethan being a werewolf?
>>70025900
Literally /r9k/: The Character
>>70026090
>Seriously, I just finished S1?
Why the fuck are you asking me you daft cunt?
Why are Eva Green and Dalton the only two characters that don't constantly annoy the piss out of me?
>>70025961
Wish he'd have sex with the monster, so he'd finally stop being such a beta orbiter.
>>70025900
quietly the greatest telekino on tv
>>70026090
i forget, is frankenmonster actually IN the theatre at the time a giant vampire battle is going on or did he leave by then. i need to know how mad i should be.
>>70027390
He leaves shortly before that, because he was trying to force feed that girl a grapefruit.
But the vampires were already living there at that point.
The stupid bastard didn't even notice them, even though they were hanging around in the rafters and the cellar where he worked.
