What dost thou want, anon?
Happiness
2meme
>>70024372
To live deliciously, of course.
is this movie any good?
can I torrent it?
poonani
OY LAD GIVE ME SUM BUDDA N ILL LET YUH TAKE A SNEAKY PEAK AT ME BUM
>>70024412
Amazing and yes.
But don't.
I saw it in theaters alone and it was arguably the best cinematic experience I've ever had.
There isn't a lot of color, and this was intentional. But a torrent will just make it look less impressive than it is.
>>70024372
Wealth, beautiful women, numerous sons, the knowlege that my enemies die in accidents which can not be linked to me...
>>70024372
tfw no gf
>listening to the soundtrack
>"a witch stole stam"
>pretty catchy
>realize it's the witch mashing the baby with a stick
>still catchy
>>70024534
I got some serious Witcher 3 vibes from it. Even the music sounded the same
>>70024505
TO-MA-sin
>>70024372
a big mac
i'm hungry
>Movie ends
>Load groans and unhappy sounds around me
>it's a thomasin doesn't show her perky little tits film
>>70025239
this tbf
she even used a body double for the last scene
Is this goat movie worth watching?
>>70024372
To fuck your goat butthole.
>>70025299
yeah itsgoat
>>70024372
>What dost thou want, anon?
Thomasin, honestly. I'll sign your book, I don't care. Just give me my witchfu :_;
>>70025212
It's a pleb filter.
Honestly, I feel bad for those ppl. If you can immerse yourself in it, the ending is extremely rewarding.
please post thomasin lewds
>>70025212
>Movie ends
>I'm in a transcendent state of ecstasy and terror not unlike Caleb's final moments
Money, Power, and RespectI'll also settle for an orgy with a bunch of hot chicks though
What have you done to live deliciously today?
I masturbated, then went into the kitchen to make a sandwich without washing my hands. But I didn't make a sandwich, I just ate roast beef straight out of the bag.
>>70025587
>movie ends
>i fantasize about impregnating thomasin
was this intended?
>>70024372
I don't think I want anything anymore.
>>70025835
>bag
>>70025898
>>70025835
yeah wtf man
>>70024372
Wouldn't it be "doth", not "dost"? Or is that the meme here?
>>70025587
w-what is she doing here?
>>70025946
casting a spell
>>70025898
>>70025926
Not that guy but what do you have your deli meats in? Not bags? They are like ziplock bags but store provided, sometimes with paper inside. What the fuck is you guys' problem?
>>70025835
>What have you done to live deliciously today?
Indulged in aveganpork-roll, egg, and cheese sandwich and donut. Recorded video of a qt's feet playing w her sandals in waiting room and later spanked it to them.
>>70026026
They are probably plebs who buy prepackaged meat off the shelf.
So is it just me or did every character commit some sort of sin and they're getting punished? Katherine seems jelly of Thomasin, Caleb is getting a boner from his sis, William was a prideful fool and a coward, but what did Thomasin and the twins do?
>>70026026
Here we have them in paper tape closed
>>70026073
any real deli uses paper
>>70026092
Thomasin is pure. That's why she survived.
>>70026092
Thomasin did nothing wrong. She is pure.
>>70026143
>>70026157
And the twins?
>>70026092
I feel you but I think it's just the father whose prideful, staunch reverence fucked his shit up. I felt for the mother, the twins were blameless though bewitched and annoying, can't really think Caleb sinned either, it's sorta natural
A cute nice girlfriend who will smoke weed with me and watch 80s movies.
>>70026188
>twins
check'd
>>70026188
Those were midgets. Midgets are an abomination.
>>70026143
Was pure.Remember the final part of becoming a witch isn't signing your name in the Devil's book, it's fornication with Satan.
>>70026202
Makes sense thx
>>70026242
>>70026247
kek
>>70024372
Memes
>>70025212
It was marketed as a scary horror movie. Simpletons were expecting paranormal activities or some other cheap LOUD SOUND scary movie and couldn't deal with the atmospheric vibe of the movie. Those fucks don't deserve to like the movie.
>>70025587
God she is cute. How old is she anyways?
>>70026395
20 or 21 I think
>>70024372
delicious memes
>>70026345
actually general audiences were laughing at everyone freaking out over literally nothing.
Why is Black Phillip the best actor of our time?
>>70024372
the taste of butter
>>70024433
delete this
>>70025587
why is she so spoopy bros
>>70026980
what do you think her arsehole tastes like?
>>70027070
DELETE THIS
do you think thomasin's brother wanted to suckle her breasts?
>>70026614
Fuck off pleb this didn't happen.
What happened was shit for brains faggots making audible reactions at the ending, which was good.
Literally pleb filter, physically, the movie.
>>70026980
Fetal alcohol syndrome. Look at her eyes.
I still really like her ass though.
>>70027070
>arse
Fuck off Muhammad
>>70027070
Leave our sweet Thomasin alone
>>70027070
Delicious
imagine cumming inside of her
>>70027560
>FAS meme
back to plebbit with you
>>70024372
All the qt feet
she seems pretty lewd
>>70027070
butter
Q: What small British territory is Anya Taylor-Joy from?
A:The Isle O' Mao
>>70026092
I really don't understand where this idea that Katherine was jealous of Thomasin. She was spiteful/hateful because Sam was stolen while Thomasin was looking after him. Then she thinks Thomasin stole the silver cup. Then Caleb is witched after hanging out with Thomasin. Then finally Thomasin is the only one left with blood on her hands after William is dead and the twins have disappeared. She literally thinks her daughter mas matured into a Satan worshiping, baby stealing, family killing witch.
>>70027170
yes
>>70028082
ass
>>70028446
kek
>>70025212
honestly I feel like if the Shining came out today, it'd receive a similar response in the cinemas
>>70028082
I want her to step on me
>>70025976
Who is she casting it on?
>>70028082
Anyone else reminded of that pic of Regina Walters? This has the same vibe and it creeps me out
>>70028082
I've heard if you fap to this image, in three days time she will show up in your room at 3am and brutally murder you
>>70024372
butter pls
>>70028758
As long as she does it by suffocating me with her ass while my tongue is stuck in her butthole I won't complain
>>70028758
worth it
>>70028758
trying it now
do you think she likes the guy to cum inside of her?
>>70028475
>I really don't understand where this idea that Katherine was jealous of Thomasin.
Well Katherine did call Thomasin a slut who was tempting her brother and then "her father next"
>>70024372
A qt witch gf
>>70028951
I'm pretty sure she would stab him if he didn't.
>>70024372
an actually decent horror movie that doesn't have cowboy satan in it
all caleb wanted was a look at tomasin's titties
see what fucking happened
>>70024372
To hug some cute goats
>tfw you will never clean thomasin's ass with your tongue after she poops
>>70024372
for thomasin to suck my dick
>>70028758
does she rape me first at least?
>>70029509
>>70029509
This will happen to me in my life.
Even if it's the last thing I do.
>>70029572
She literally rapes you to death.
>>70029630
the dream
>>70024372
How does one live deliciously ?
>>70029739
daily anal cunnilingus
>>70026254
>not living deliciously
>not deflowering pure virgins literally all day everyday
Satan's a fucking baller, where do I sign up?
>>70030090
she doesn't know english
i want her to urinate on me
>>70030181
is dis the got thred?
>>70030090
All me desu
>>70030090
Grill?
>>70024372
How is a goat posting on 4chan?
Black Phillip's lines are one of the GOATests lines desu.
>>70030432
dont ask questions
>>70030436
i want her to defecate on my face
>>70030339
Hold the door guize HAHAHAH
>>70030340
kill youssef tbqh
>>70030090
she's literally over my shoulder right now, she doesn't care.
Why did she suddenly felt the need to speak to the devil if her whole family was murdered before her own eyes by supernatural shit?
Did she lost her faith or something?
>all these lewd posts
What is the matter with thee, /tv/?
What is the matter with thee?
So everyone here thinks this movie was subversive, cerebral horror and not a dull, SJW warrior metaphor for the patriarchy?
>>70030803
They just showed you how the legends of the witches in puritan folklore go, there are no SJW agenda in it.
>>70030803
>patriarchy
>the only person she herself kills is her mother
>>70030899
>>70030899
she wants my dick
>>70030899
you can tell that girl is obese
What was black Philip's fucking problem?
The second half of this thread is a prime example of why Reddit is actually better at discussing film.
any vids of thomasin using the toilet?
>>70031442
It's actually the opposite you fucking mong.
>>70031442
Relax, pham, this wasn't even a thread to discuss the movie. It was just to talk about based Black Phillip.
>>70031512
Are you the guy posting about licking her ass after she takes a shit.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10312261
http://www.strawpoll.me/10291132
>>70024372
i good gf that i can relate to and actually like
>>70031988
No I haven't posted thus far but the thread definitely improved. The first half of the thread could have been had on fucking reddit it was that repetitive and shallow, the second half was pure kino analysis.
>>70032043
now that's a good kind of chink in armor
>>70032049
Must've missed the kino analysis in between all the posts about raping her/ having her rape me.
>>70032143
>not wanting her to step on your balls and giggle
>>70032143
fucking faggot
>not burning down the forest
>not setting punji traps everywhere
>not making rock salt buckshot
>not arming your self with axes and knives
>not invoking the power of God
>not going out to hunt that cunt witch
It's like the father wanted to lose the fight against the witch.
>>70032293
>going into the witch's lair armed only with stone axes
Seems like a great fucking idea m8. Worked out well for Caleb, and he had a gun and a horse.
>>70030717
kek
>>70032344
The witches in this flick didn't know any offensive spells they would be easy pickings for any trained hunter.
>>70032344
>implying a moronic child is a prime example
Guerilla and asymmetrical warfare will bring the fucking pain to the natural and super natural world.
And if I can't have the forest, she sure as fuck can't either.
>>70032563
We don't know what they know, all we know is that we've seen them flying in the air, using powers of seduction, and killing infants without remorse. Pretty scary desu.
Also you appear to have made an error, this is kino, not a flick.
>>70032603
The witch knows the forest. The Dad would have no chance. And if he leaves the house, what happens to those who stay behind?
>>70032293
>punji traps
This sounds like something lewd
>>70032143
>he doesn't want her to rape him to death
>>70031153
Thats Thomasin you nitwit
>>70032651
This isn't a German movie so how exactly is it a kino?
>>70024372
the fact that the witches at the end of the movie didn't acknowledge black phillip when they were prostrating to the fire really bothers me.
surely being visited by the lord of darkness is impressive enough to illicit a response
>>70032810
Dude how isn't it a fucking kino?
>>70032838
Busy going into a flying trance. I assume they see BP about as much as I see my boss at worl
>>70032912
Because it's an American film retard.
>>70032664
you're thinking of punani traps
>>70032293
The fathers well established as a shit hunter. Maybe if they were being haunted by a piece of wood he could do something.
>>70032143
>>70033326
he wasn't a shit hunter, that rabbit was cursed
>>70033742
The rabbit was an avatar for the witches I believe. Or another form of Satan.
>>70024372
Dubs
