The Southside with You
https://youtu.be/yhd-yvMjImU
>Inspired by Barack and Michelle Obama's first date, SOUTHSIDE WITH YOU recounts the eventful summer day in 1989 when a young law firm associate named Barack Obama (Parker Sawyers) tried to woo lawyer Michelle Robinson (Tika Sumpter) during a daylong date that took them from the Art Institute of Chicago to a screening of Spike Lee's Do the Right Thing to the site of their first kiss outside of an ice cream parlor.
>>70021922
>AYYO HOL UP WE GUNNA BE PREZIDENT NOW
>OOOGA BOOOGA BIX NOOOOOD *throws feces* *has a sex change*
>making a movie about a sitting president
>making a movie about a meme president
This all of this shit even happen in real life?
>>70021922
Obama is a pimp tight boss, and America is 100% worse after this next election.
Barack is gay and "Michelle" is a man.
Didn't they meet in college?
>>70021922
>Basically the best first date movie ever
WE WUZ ROMANTIC N SHIT
Obama is wearing blue.
Michelle is wearing orange.
Blue and orange are complimentary colors.
>>70021922
I think it's a little sad that this is the sort of material they have to draw from the first black president of the United States. They could make a 10 hour movie about Teddy Roosevelt killing safari animals and a 20 hour movie about Jimmy Carter surviving Melanoma and reacting to the Iranian hostages. Shit, they made a movie where Nixon has to meet with fucking Elvis. We get a Rom-Com about the second blackest man to ever sit in the oval officeBill being the first
>>70022539
yeah but what about the black smell
>>70022612
It's good material
>>70022612
Teddy Roosevelt is an asthmatic manlet cuck. Go back to Cracked.com
>Obama is portrayed by a black man despite being half-white
>>70022876
They're white washing white people
>>70022876
His mom is coalburning whore that moved to Hawaii to get her rocks off with the first nig she saw.
She's not white.
>>70022941
Video related:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-AfWOElfPtY
>>70022491
She's a female man grandpa
>>70023022
Whatever you say bitch faggot
Making a movie about a sitting President with his secretary of state running for office seems like pure propaganda desu.
>>70023515
Propaganda for what?
Can't frakkin wait to take my wife's son to see this.
Will this movie feature a scene of Barack visiting gay bathhouses?
>>70022539
Mind blown
>>70023515
Who cares
>>70023562
The left.
How about you pathetic fucking losers stop being racist and actually do something with your life. Literally everyone on this site is so insecure about black men being better than them.
Pro tip: Obama is better than any of the remaining candidates.
>>70023675
I smell nigger
>>70021922
But they dress like white people and go to white people school? This is cultural appropriation.
>>70023726
Nice bait
Obama is a failure
>>70023009
Why does that shouty black preacher have a shield with the cross of St. George and the Royal Arms of England on it on his pulpit?
>>70023731
I smell a lonely insignificant loser who makes himself feel more important by using the n-word
>that first comment,
lol whitebois...
>>70023770
I'd vote for him the third time.
>>70021922
>executive producer john legend
every fucking time
>>70023770
And yet he's literally objectively better than any current candidate. Which is really fucking sad.
>>70023956
Umm hes a great prez
Funny, killed Osama, healthcare
Is this apekino?
Looks pretty comfy tbqh. Will watch.
Do you think the Trump family will be able to get the smell out of the White House?
>>70024359
Why would the trump family be worried about that?
This actually looks really cute.
Annoyed that they're getting a full black guy to play Obama, though. Biracial actors never get work...
>>70024390
Nergo smell is very offensive.
>>70024558
*negro
>>70022047
Well it wouldn't be the first time.
>>70024549
That guy is no more "full black" than Obama is.
Obama's dad was full black. No diaspora blacks are full black anymore.
>>70022539
>this was the last time they spoke as just friends
>>70024558
Right, but why would they have to worry about it?
>>70024617
Look at Obama and then look at the actor in the preview.
The actor looks like Wesley Snipes in comparison, kek.
>Michelle, uh, there's something you should, uh, know about my taste in women.
>>70024786
He actually looks a lot like Obama.
Certainly more than a mixed diaspora black and white person would.
>this movie will make no money and will be snubbed by critics
Calling it now
>So what's his name?
>Barack Obama
>Barack Owhutta
I can just imagine the screenwriter typing that out on his Macbook, thinks yes the idiots will laugh at this and then cried in the bathtub.
>>70023675
Wasn't a lot of racist posting until your cuck ass came in here lmao
holy shit this board tries too hard. Nothing wrong with a little racism, but at least be more original than repeat nigger nigger nigger nigger over and over again.
>>70024830
>you will never be kissed and groped by the best president
just die in my sleep already
>>70024049
>>70023956Fuck it I'll bite
Fuck off back to facebook you stupid cucks
>>70021922
AW :3
Barack is a down-low brotha!
>>70024891
bite what, faggot?
he's objectively better than hillary or trump
>>70023726
A better public speaker, you mean.
>>70024919
>Better than Trump
But that's wrong you idiot.
>>70024891
Literally everyone knows he's better than the current democrat candidates
>>70024830
YOUNG
TIGHT
YELLOW
_________....?
>>70024976
Trump is literally retarded
why won't you fucks learn your lesson? We just did this with W. He was God awful
>>70024976
Trump is mentally a second grader.
>>70021922
No one going to talk about how terrible this guys Obama is? He cannot even do the voice.
>>70025070
Wrong. Trump speaks, writes, and acts at a 4th grade level.
>tfw you miss the Obama presidency already
save us from what's to come
I guess we w finally found the answer to who will play him in the inevitable bio pic huh
>>70025227
>he thinks this is the obama biopic
>>70025070
>>70025109
*tips fedora*
Considering that children are concerned with things like "sharing", "fairness" and anti-bully I'd say the Democract candidates are more childlike.
>>70025255
this is the obama romcom wtf
>>70025268
This isn't right vs left. Trump literally speaks, writes, and acts at a 4th grade level. It's science.
>>70025268
so glad you're not old enough to vote
you have a lot of growing up to do in this next few years
![Donald_Trump_August_19,_2015_(cropped)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NYs7ojQ.jpg "Donald_Trump_August_19,_2015_(cropped)[1].jpg")
>>70025271
Who will play him in the inevitable romcom?
I just realised Obama would've never got elected if he had been married to a white woman
>>70025309
le upboat for you good sir.
>>70025314
*tips fedora*
Very euphoric post.
Sharing is caring, right? It's not FAIR that the rich only pay 80% of all taxes. I can't wait for FREE health care. :^)
>>70025537
you're a real meme machine, homie
that is the backbone of trump support, btw
How old does one have to be to respond to every post with as much memery as you do?
>>70025398
himself probably
>>70025537
>>70022778
Young Roosevelt walks into the gentleman's parlor
Slaps your valet on the ass, what do you do?
>>70025601
Say what you will about Trump but to suggest that he speaks like a child when compared to the democratic candidates is absurd.
Stop being such a butthurt faggot and embrace nationalism and the memes.
>>70025803
Well I didn't say that. I said that Trump was a retard.
But he does speak like a child, but that's the least of my concerns with him.
And no and no and no
>>70025803
>Stop being such a butthurt faggot and embrace nationalism and the memes.
You'd be surprised how many "Democratic Socialist" morons unironically browse these boards
>>70025708
slap his valet on the ass in return
>>70025664
>complaining about shitposting
>on /tv/
Go back to whatever super serious discussion forum/upvote system you came from you fag.
I've never met a masculine white male Democrat voter in my entire life
